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THIS CURIOUS WORLD By William Ferguson |

IN AN EXPERIMENT, A Today’s Contract Problem - SLIPPER ANIMALCOLE PRODUCED 3,029 GENERATIONS

IN FIVE YEARS

hand bid, for a takeout. South passed and West bid one

spade. If North bids four

East doubled ‘ North's third ||

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Solution to Previous Problem " BY W. E. MKENNEY American Bridge League Secretary N extraordinarily fine sermon for bridge players could be preached from the text of greed, using as examples some of the hands in which, for the sake of an extra trick over the contract, or an extra trick against a doubled contract, a player has reached out for more than he could get and as a result lost that which was surely his. An anonymous friend, who played in one of the events in the recent

Southern New England. tournament, |

in New London, Conn., sent me today's hand, which aptly illustrates the point. The East player very cleverly laid a well-concealed trap for the declarer, seated South. South might have opened the

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Duplicate—None vul. South West North East I1N.T. Pass 2N.T. Pass 3N.T. Pass Pass Pass

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| dummy and counted his tricks, it was plain that the game was by no | means sure. | He had three sure Besvic one trick in spades, two clubs, and one or more in diamonds, depending upon the break in the suit. Dummy’s fourth heart also might set up. The opening lead of the king of spades held the first trick. West then led the four of diamonds. East

spade, which West won.

West now returned the five of diamonds, figuring that it was useless for him to attempt to establish his last spade. The six was played from dummy and East payed. the seven. {i This was a clever move." To play the king would be to give up all hope of defeating the contract.

now led his last Wi

won with the jack and returned a!

South won with the nine. Then |

‘Morning ‘Matinee’ Wakes Stars Early

Here's what the guest artists of the new “Morning Matinee” series heard over WGN at 8 a. m. on Thursdays, had to say after the first show: Joan Marsh: “I don’t really mind getting up early for a broadcast. My singing lessons are always

scheduled for 9 a. m., so I'm quite |

used to seeing the sun.” James Hall: “When I made ‘Wings’ for Paramount, plenty- of location and airplane shots were made at dawn.. Once I'm up. however, I never try to take a nap. There's too much to do—write my script, meet the stars in town and get them to appear in ‘Morning Matinee’ and wind up the afternoon at a gym.” Guy Lombardo:

“This is the

earliest the Lombardos have ever |

an extra trick, so he finessed the queen, and East's king won. South thus was shut out from dummy and at the end was forced to concede a club, going down one trick. Guile thus defeated greed. . 1Copyright, 1936, NEA Service. Inc.)

Gadgets to Simplify Tuning, Tone Control Are Featured in New Sets; Ruth Chatterton in Play Tonight

FROM RADIO TO MOVIES

One of the most recent broadcasters to “go Hollywood”

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or. Dafoe Is Scheduled for Broadcast Over WIRE at7P.M

| Radio listening as pleasant as , comedians’ gags will permit seems. to be the keynote of the annual | radio shqw in New York. Reportsindicate that manufacturers are res ducing dialers’ physical exertions to a minimum. : New sets are making precise tun-

ing unnecessary. 1f you get within five kilocycles of the desired destina=-

matic gadget to finish the job.[ Other receivers, designed for the rugged individualist who wants to do the tuning himself, have flashing lights, closing eyes, pointing needles

the precise point is reached. Other sets have illuminated dials showing

| | call letters. which eliminate having

is Doris

Wester (above), who began work this week for Warner Brothers under

the name of Doris Walton.

You have been hearing this young lady at 6:15 p. m. on Fridays, over WIRE. She has been called

‘the singer

without a voice,” for want of a better. description of her distinctive vocal style.

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MONDAY EVENING PROGRAMS

(The Indianapolis Times is not responsible for inaccuracies in program Aannouncements caused by station changes alter press time.)

INDIANAPOLIS WFBM 1230 (CBS Net.) Dictators Tea, Tunes Renfrew Gaieties Popeye Charioteers News Heidt’s Or.

Bohemians ”» ”

INDIANAPOLIS WIRE 1100 (NBC Net.)

Flying Time Don Jose News-Songs Sketches

Thurn's Or. Epete Ezra Ed. C. Hill Ee Fibber McGee

Firestone ”» 1

CINC JNRATI WLW (NB Mutual)

Toy Band Adrian O’Brien Jack Armstrong Lowell Thomas

Johnsons Digest Poll Lum-Abner Gov. Davey

, Waltzing Smoothies Firestone » ’

CHICAGO WGN 320 (Mutual Net.)

Melodies

Singing Lady Orphan Annie

String Trio Ensemble Lone Ranger

Sports Rubinoff Nelson’ s, Or.

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Radio Theater

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King's OF.

March of Time Rubinoft

0. Talk en Riley Pick- Pat Geo. Givot News Hawaii Calls Nocturne

Mack's Or. Fisher's ,or.

Unannounced on

“ Crosby’s Or.

Carnival Contented Hr. Willson’s, or. News-Bason

Riley-Farley Magnolia

Softball

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Jesters.

Yesterday » »

Minstrels Himber’s or.

Mysteries

Field's Or.

Amos-Andy Old Fash, “Girl Foll ies v

Paul Sullivan Lights’ Moon River

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Heidt’s Or.

Quin Ryan Sander’s Or, Heidt’s Or. String Symnph. Northerners ” ” Democrat Talk Nelson’s Or, Follies ” ”n Dance or.

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Sander’s Or. Heidt’s Or.

TUESDAY

INDIANAPOLIS WFBM 1230 (CBS Net.)

Chuck Wagon

DAYLIGHT PROGRAMS

INDIANAPOLIS WIRE 1100 (NBC Net.)

Bar-0 Ranch

CINCINNATIL WL .(NBC- “Mutual

Cheerio » »

CHICAGO WGN 720 (Mutual Net.)

Golden Hour ” ”

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Early Birds

Varieties ” ”n

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Blue Flames Navy Band Mrs, Farrell

Book Talk Stocks Bohemians Deutsch’s Or.

Musical ,Clock

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Devotions -12anacunced uartet Children

Happy Long ”» ”

Unranounced

Alexanders Mary Martin Ranch Boys Golf

News *A. Chandler Dance Rhythm Aunt Mary

Hall Trio Sextet Pepper Ed. Hymns Sweet Home

Young Fitzgerald

egy Gospel Singer Girl Alone

Stocks Old. Fash. Girl Kid Sister

Good Morning Baker Good Morning

Serenade

Happiness Constitution

House Party Cooking School Melody Moments Children

Painted Dreams We Four Salvo-organ Rid Sister

Betty-Bob Cinderella John Watkins Betty Crocker

Big Sister

5. Farm Bureau

Farm Circle E nsemble

Margaret McCrea Down East Mary Baker News

Dan's Wife Power Talk Farm Hour ”» ”» ” News . Reporter Octet

2 Harvard » "

Dr. Reinhart Varie:Tes

Words-Music Democrat Talk Stocks Farm-Home

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String Trio Kitty Keene

Molly Ma Perkins Vic-Sade O’Neills

Mary Sothern Doring Sisters Markets Mid-Day Service

Ensemble Down East String Trie Ensemble

Molly June Baker Witwer KN

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played on the air.

Mills’ Of. Vitale's Band

Jimmy Farrell Revue

Wilderness

Patti Chapin Tea, Tunes

Renfrew

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Varieties Joan-Escorts Ranch Boys Women’s Clubs

Musicale “ “ Pioneers Unannounced

Flying "Time Hymn Sing Jack Heller Cocktail Time

It was all right, |

“1'd rather |

G. New Yaa anonnced Vv ickie Chace

Peraze

Betty-Bob Mary Sothern Singing Lady Orphan Annie

Wise Crackers Merrell-organ J. Armstrong Lowell Thomas

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Atter Ball Game Melodies .

Singing Lady Orphan Annie

Best Short Waves

cided to carry the series. It will be | i heard, Monday through Friday, a

| 10:15 a. m.’

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Another guest appearance by popular demand” is that of Dr. | Allan Roy Dafoe, who will broadcast more unpublished anecdotes of his famous charges, the fivé lovely Dionne sisters. - Dr. Dafoe has been on the same program from time to time since last June, and is to be heard at 7 o'clock tonight on WIRE.

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MONDAY m.—News In

MADRID—4:1 English EAS. 08 Then ROME--5 WS in English: Opera Selections 2R0;

LONDON—35:52 on oy nesburg Exhibition. "GSP. 15.31 mea GSD. 11.75 meg.: GSC. 9.58 meg. SCHENECTADY —6 »n. m.—Spanish Program. W2XAF. 8.53 meg. CARACAS—17:30 p. m.—Male Duet. YV2RO. 5.8 meg. BERLIN-—-7:45 p. m. Tongs of the German Rhine, DID. 11 meg. LONDON—8 bp. DE Prench-Canadian Folk Songs. 15.14 ‘meg.: GSC. 9. meg. SASKATOON — 0 ©. m.—Old Time Frolic. CJRO. Winnipeg. 6.15 meg.; CJRX. Winnipeg. 11.72 meg.

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