Indianapolis Times, Volume 46, Number 251, Indianapolis, Marion County, 28 February 1935 — Page 12

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Shooting School— EXPERT TERMS SHOTGUN SKILL EXACTSGIENCE Valuable Trophies Put Up for Times-Em-Roe Pupils. Shotgun shooting is profound malhemati al science and its lessons must be learned by every hunter If hunting is ever to be a safe and sane sport, according to Charles E. Adams, veteran sportsman and famed firearms instructor, who will conduct The Indianapolis Times-Em-Roe shooting school March 4 to April 4. Tie lessons will be given from 1:30 to S each afternoon at the Indianapolis Gun Club. 1340 S. Lvndhurstdr. The trophies donated to the school number five for the best fiveman team, five for the best fivewoman teom, five for the best fiveboy team ar.d one for the best man, boy. woman and husband and wife. In addition trophies will be awarded second and third place winners. The trophies have been donated by the state safety department, the state conservation department. EmRoe Sporting Goods Cos., William H Block Cos.. L. Strauss Cos., the Prest-O-Uite Cos.. The Indianapolis Times and many wealthy sport enthusiasts who prefer that their gifts be made anonymously. No one will be eligible to the trophies who has not had 10 days training in The Times Em-Roe school. Mr. Adams explained that this was to prevent expert shooters from competing with the pupils. To the layman and even the average shooter, the mechanics of a gun are mysterious and apparently irrelevant. 'Hie opposite is true and often severe accidents are caused by a shooter of long experience who does not know his shotgun, Mr. Adams will explain. The Times-Em Roe pupils will shoot at a paper pattern to determine the distribution of shells. If the shot is bunched too closely together the hunter may kill a farmer onehalf mile away. With instruments he has fashioned himself, Mr. Adams will thoroughly study each gun and recommend changes so that the gun will fit the individual shooter.

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THURSDAY P M 4 00—Lee none* CBB' WBBM N*tionai Congress of Parents ano Teachers’ pmeram NBCi WEAF 4 IS—"SkippV CBS WABC Three Scamp' NBC WE NR 4 30— Rigar tn<J Bunnv'' (NBC) WEAF Singing Ladv NBC WJZ. 4 IS—D:rk Tracv CBS' WABC W ijrvant Jrs. orchestra NBCi WEAF 5 00—B irk ROffer* CBS WABC Near*: Cugat s orchestra 'NBCi WEAF Wm Lundeil interview NBCi WJZ 5.15 — Skipnv'' CBS WBBM Ferdinandos . orchestra iNBCi WJZ Amerl-an Vocational Association •alk NSC WEAF 5 30 —Frank Pallet s orchestra (CBS WABC • New* isnrs (NBC' WEAF Ns> fij'-o and orche'tra < NBC). J 45—Beautv program 'CBS' WABC. Low'll fhomas NBC' WJZ. Ske-cn. Biilv Batchelor NBCi WEAF. 6 00— Mvrt and Marge CBS' WABC Th' Woman ' College in a New Dav" N’BC WEAF 6 15—J.i*t Him B: : 'CBS' WABC Whi'nerln* Jack Smith 'NBC' O'ms of M'lodv NBC* WENR 6 30— Si r e t/icas songs 'CBS' W JBCMol!* Minstrel Show NBC' WMAQ. Buck Regers (CBS' WFBM. 15 45—Ruth Etting and Red Nichors orchestra NBCi WENR Boake Car'er 'CBS' WBBM. 7 00— • Hour of Charm' - CBS' WABCRudv Vallee NBCi WMAQ. 7 15—U S. and World /flairs 'NBCi WJZ 7:3o—Red Trails NBC’ WJZ Edwin C Hill 'CBS’ WBBM Death Valiev Davs (NBC WLS. g 00— Show Boat -- NBC' WMAQ Walter O'Keefe. Ted Husing Glen Orav’s orchestra 'CBS' WABC 8 30—Wiring's Penr.svlvanians iCBS) WBBM Music Mafflc 'NBCi WENR 9 00—Pan; Whiteman's Music Hall (NBC) WMAQ. Melodic Strings 'NBCi WJZ. 9 30— Economics in a Changing Social Order ■ NBC i WJZ. Ship of Joy <CBSi WABC. 9 45—Vo ce of the Crusader (CBS' WBBM 10:00—John B Kennrdv (NBCi WEAF. Little Jack Little and orchestra 'CBS • WABC Jack Denny's orchestra 'NBCI WCFL. 10 15—Berger's orchestra (NBCi WEAF. Se*h Parker 'NBCi WMAQ. 10:30—Arthur Warren's orchestra (CBS) WBBM Edde Duchln's orchestra (NBC) WEAF Address Sen. Huey P. Long iNBC) WJZ. 10 45—Jerrv Freeman's orchestra ICBSI WABC. 11.00—Henrv King’s orchestra (NBC) WCFL. Herbie Kav’s orchestra (CBS) WBBM Agnew's orchestra (NBC) WJZ 11:30—Dancing in the Twin Cities 'NBC) WMAQ Geo Hall's orchestra (CBS> WABC. Reichman'a orchestra iNBC) WCFL. WFBM (1230) Indianapolis (Indianapolis Powe- and Light Company) THURSDAY P M. 4 00—Loretta lee (CBS). 4 15—Tea Times Tunes. 4 45—Dick T.acy (CBS). 5 00—Viewing the news. s:ls—Eddie and Jack. 5 30—Butler University program. 5 45—Bohemians. s:ss—News. 6 oo—Bohemians. 6 15—Federal Housing Administration. 6:2o—Legislature news 6 30—Buck Rogers (CBSi. 6 45—Piano Twins. 7 00—Hour of Charm (CBS). 7 30—Liberty Forum (CBS'. 8 00—Caravan (CBSi.

8 30—Waring's Pennsylvanians (CBS). 9 30—Cap' Dobbsae 'CBSi. 9 45—Tin Pan Alley. 10 OO—Mvrt end Marge (CBS). 10:15—News. 10 20—American Family Robinson 10 35—Arthur Warren orchestra CBS). 10.45—Casa Res orchestra. 11 00—Herbie Rave orchestra 'CBS'. 11 30—Leon Navarra orchestra (CBSi 12 00 Midnight—Sign off. FRIDAY A. M. 6 30—Chuck Wagon. 7 30—Ear'v Bird:8 00—Coffee and Doughnuts (CBSi. 8 15—Dear Columbia ICBSI. 9 00—News. 9 05—Bluebirds 'CBS'. • 9 15—Personality Pointers 'CBS' 9 30—Jack Fulton orchestra 'CBS'. :< 45—Wiggs of the Cabbage Patch 'C3S). 10 00—Cooking Close-ups (CBSi. 10 15—U. S Armv band 'CBS'. 10 30—Mrs. Farrell s Kit :hen Clime. 11 oo—Voice of Experience ICBSI. 11 15—The Gumps 'CBS'. 11 30—Hoosier Farm Circle. 12.00—'Noon —George Hall orchestra (CBSi. P. M. 12 15—News. 12 19—Circle Melodes. 12 30—Little Jack Little 'CBSi. 12 45 Instrumentalists (CBS'. 1 00—Little French Princess (CBSi 1 15—Romance of Helen Trent (CBS*. 1 30—American School of the Air (CBSi. 2.oo—Ambassador of Melody. 2 15—Minneapolis Svmphonv (CBS). WKBF (1400) Indianapolis (Indianapolis Broadcasting. Inc.) THURSDAY P. M. 4 15—Three Scamps (NBCi. 4 30—Sugar and Bunny (NBC). 4 45—Employment talk. 4 50—Willie Bryant's orchestra (NBC). a.OO—Musical interlude. s:os—The Clock Turns Back. s:lo—Headlines. s.ls—Roger Bean. s:3o—Cecil and Sally. 5 45—Little Orphan Annie (NBC). 6 00—Eb and Zeb. 6 15—Man About Town. 6:3o—Happy Long. , 6 45—Sports review. 7:oo—The Hawk. 7 15—Sealskin Celebration. 7:3o—DeVore Sisters. 7:4s—Tobelogue. 8 oo—Capt. Henry's Show Boat (NBC). 9 oo—Musical Cocktail. 9:os—Barn dance. 10 00—Highlights of the General Assembly. 10:15—Jack Berger's orchestra (NBC). 10 30—Eddie Duchin's orchestra 'NBCi. 11 00—Henry King's orchestra (NBCi. 11:30—Joe Reichman's orchestra (NBCI. 12.00—Midnight—Sign off. FRIDAY A. M. 6:3o—Morning Devotions. 6:4s—The Temple of the Air. 7:oo—Tuneful Tick Tocks. 7:3o—Musical Clock. B:oo—Breakfast Club (NBC). 8:45 —800 on the Air. 9 00—Josephine Gibson (NBC). 9:ls—Hazel Arth (NBCi. 9:3o—Today in the Home. 10:00—Music Appreciation hour (NBC). 11:0b—Fields and Hall 'NBCi. 11:15—Indiana Association of Workers for the Blind. 11:30—Farm and Home hour (NBC). P. M. 12:30—Virginia Lee and Sunbeam (NBC). 12:45—Happy Long. I:oo—Walter Hickman. I:3o—Harvest of Song (NBC). 1.45 -Armand Girard (NBC). 2:00 -American melodies. 2:15 Ma Perkins (NBCi. 2:3C Kay Foster (NBC'. 2:45--The Herald of Sanity (NBC). 3:nn_\voman's Radio review (NBC). 3:3o—Bennett Sisters iNBC). 3:4s—Afternoon melodies.

WLW (700) Cincinnati THURSDAY P. M. 4:00—Solos for Five. 4:15—C01. Cook's Flyli e Corps. 4:3o—Singing Lady (NBCi. 4:4?—Jack Armstrong, drama. 5 00—The Norsemen, mail quartet. s:ls—Bachelor of Song. 5:30—80b Nswhall. s:4s—Lowell Thomas (NBC). 6:oo—Paul Pierson's dance orchestra. 6:ls—Lum and Abner, comedy team. 6:3o—Smilin' Ed McConnell. 6:4s—Unbroken Melodies, orchestra and vocalists. 7:oo—Rudy Vallee's orchestra and guest artist. 8 00—Death Valley Days (NBCi. B:3o—Unsolved Mysteries. 9:oo—Paul Whiteman music hall (NBCi. 10:00—News flashes. 10:05—Salute to the Cities. 10:30—Las Trovadores. 10:45—Central Park Casino orchestra i NBCi. 11:00—Henry King orchestra (NBCI. 11:30—Earl Burtnett's dance orchestra. 12:00 Midnight—Mel Snyder's dance orchestra. A. M. 12:30—Moon River, organ and poems. I:oo—Sign off. FRIDAY A. M. 5:30--Top o' the Morning. 6 00—Nation’s Family Prayer hour. 6:ls—Morning Devotion. 6:3o—Buenos Dias (Yucatan Trio). 6:45—T0 be announced. 7:00 —Bnadlev Kincaid 'NBC). 7:ls—Don Hall trio (NBC). 7 30—Cheerio (NBC) 8:00—Joe Emerson. hymns of All Churches. B:ls—Music by Divano. B:3o—Nora Beck Thumann. contralto. B:4s—The Jacksons—comedy. 9:oo—Earl Wilkie, baritone. '9:10 -McCormick Fiddlers. 9:ls—Clara. Lu 'n' Em (NBC). 9:30-Livestock reports. 9:4o—News flashes. 9:4s—Betty Crocker—cooking talk 'NBC). 10:00 —Music Appreciation hour 'NBC). 11:00—Mary Alcott, blues singer. 11:15—Market and River reports.

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WORK RELIEF DWARFS DOLE. SAYS EXPERT Far to Be Desired, View of Illinois Director of Aid j to Poor. The problem of unemployment relief ha* locked Congress in a stalemate over proposed legislation. Seeking practical views from the man in the field on this subject, the United Press went to Wilfred S. Reynolds who, as head of the Illinois Emergency Relief Commission, has direct charge of more relief work than perhaps any other one man in the nation. by gene Gillette Cnited Press Staff Correspondent CHICAGO. Feb. 28.—Wilfred S. Reynolds, who spends around half a million dollars a day to keep people from starving and so knows something about the relief problem, thinks work relief is prefereble to the dole and not much more expensive. There are two reasons, he said: 1. Work relief gives some return for the money expended, in the form of highways, parks and projects. 2. It helps inai ain morale of the man who has to accept relief. If Congress were to ask Mr. Reynolds, the blunt-spoken, practical relief worker who has spent som* 5 28 years of his life in welfare work, what t-o do about the $4,800,000,000 relief bill his answer probably would be: “Pass it with the work relief provision but without the union wage scale clause.” Work relief, yes; but don’t make it so desirable that men will like to depend on it. That’s the Reynolds philosophy. “We all regret,” said Mr. Reynolds, “that we must have relief in any form. But the necessity is there and we must meet it as best we can. “Here in Illinois about half our families on relief are on work relief. That is, they are employed on relief projects enough days each month to earn money to meet their relief needs. The other half are on what amounts to a dole. “Thus we have an opportunity to see how both kinds of relief work, and I don’t hesitate a minute in recommending work relief over the other. “Asa matter of fact, the expense is not much different. Under the present setup work relief runs about 10 per cent more, but this margin gradually will be narrowed as problems connected with the dole type of relief become more complex.”

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Chief of Air Service Scripps-Howard Junior AviAtor AVIATION is a serious business. But it has its humorous side . . . and when airmen get together there's sure to be a yarn . . . something with a funy twist, you know. Out in the Rocky Mountains there's said to be a natural tunnel piercing Needle Rock, about 10,000 feet high, some airmail pilots have substantiated this report. Anyhow, this hole in the mountain reminds me of a story a very good friend once told me. Back in his early flying days, my friend was being escorted across country by a pilot in another ship. Bad weather started to close in about them . . . and they were forced back to an old standby of aviators in those days—the “iron compass.” I mean railrosd tracks . . . rails may get out of order but they never change direction like a compass. Well, these two chaps were poking along, eyes glued to the tracks below . . . visibility getting worse all the time. The leader .finally disappeared into the fog and my friend was left alone, still following the rails. This is about all to the story . . . except for the fact that whoever laid out the railroad had decided to tunnel through a hill instead of going over. The leading pilot had stuck too closely to the tracks and my buddy spotted a wrecked airplane perched up in the trees alongside che tunnel entrance. My friend took a big chance, pulled back the stick, kicked the rudder and succeeded in turning aside. He found a wheat field, landed, got a farmer to drive him to the scene of *the wreck and found the tunnel pilot sitting on the ground smoking a cigaret. “Are you hurt?” asked my friend. . . . “No,” came the answer, ”... but this darn map doesn’t show a tunnel here. . . . Look at it.” a a u QUESTION: What does the expression “shooting a plane to the ground” mean? When a plane not equipped with radio is coming into an airport, the dispatcher uses a hand lamp or “gun” to flash him a signal ... if it’s red the pilot knows to stay up, if it’s a green light he comes in and lands. Miners Hurt in Police Battle By United Press WILKES-BARRE, Pa„ Feb. 28. Several men were injured today in a clash between state police and pickets of the United Anthracite Miners of Pennsylvania.

WALLACE SEES FOOD PRICE CAIN OF 1 [PER CENT General Costs to Rise by 4 Per Cent for First Six Months. By United Press WASHINGTON. Feb. 28.—Food costs during the first half of this year probably will be 11 per cent higher than in the last half of 1934, Henry A. Wallace, Secretary of Agriculture, predicted today. The cost of living as a whole, however, will not increase more than about 4 per cent, Mr. Wallace estimated. In the last half of 1935, Secretary Wallace said, food prices to consumers may be 12 per cent above the latter half of last year, although still “very decidedly” lower than in 1930. Virtually all of the predicted 11 per cent increase in the first six months of this year will be in meats, Mr. Wallace said. He estimated meat costs would rise 22 per cent and dairy prices, 6 per cent. All other food prices will remain "practically stationary,” he said. Despite the predicted rises, food costs in the current six-month period will be 22 per cent below 1930, Mr. Wallace estimated. In the last half of this year, the secretary predicted, meats may rise an additional 10 per cent to a price level 32 per cent above that of latter 1934. Mr. Wallace based his estimates on an analysis by Louis H. Bean, AAA economic adviser. Mr. Bean points out that despite recent sharp advances in food prices, which in several instances have carried returns to producers to the highest levels in more than four years, retail charges for farm products still are the lowest group in the cost of living index and “probably will remain so for the rest of 1935.”

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