Indianapolis Times, Volume 46, Number 7, Indianapolis, Marion County, 19 May 1934 Edition 02 — Page 7

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It Seem to He HEYW® BROUN "TS this a Eac‘ v asked the syndicate manager in -l rather high dudgeon. In nrdrr to mfft his lofty challenge I elevated my eyebrows and replied steadfastly: "Is what a gag?" Our readers he elucidated, "have been led to expert that by new you would be half way to California. The coas*. the middle west and the south, I will admit are patient enough about your pro.lected trip, but local clients are restive. Irvin Cobb used *n ten a story which cocs something this this"— "I know I interrupted, he still does, and it ends up Go on Negro, pit hung.’ or words to that effect." "I see ’ .--aid the syndicate manager, "that you catch the dust of my remarks. Either you are going to- leave New York on a tour through the country or you are not. It. can well be summed up in the vulvar expression

"Let's nor sum up." I suggested, and let's avoid vulgarity, fpr it seems to me that a principle is at s?ak r ‘. We have banded together to create a federated nation. When the first gun was fired on the ba'tleship Maine there was no south, no north, no east nor west,” B tt tt .1 red ant for Accuracy “\to guns were fired on the lN battleship Maine,” said the syndicate manager meticulously. "You are thinking of Ft. Sumter." "I am trying to forget Ft. Sumter." I assured him earnestly. "That issue wai decided on the oloody plains of Gettysburg. When

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Meade’s forces swept bark the charge of Pickett it was established that I need not necessarily call upon the El Paso <Texas; Herald-Post unless they want me ' Did von ever stop to think." I continued, "that William Allen White, way off in Emporia. Kan.. 1 biologically our brother. Cut. him and he will bleed even as vou and I. Spit upon his gabardine and he wih write an editorial about it and win the Pulitzer prize.” I grew weary and shook my fist, in the fare of the svnriirate manager, saying: "You have pointed nut to me on many occasions that for your purposes I am too local. You have accused me of being parochial and Broadway-minded. Now listen to this turning worm. You and your minions are the shortvisioned folk. So much do I respect the integrity and the intelligence of this broad empire that I feel no necessity of traveling across it. My notion is that whatever I want to say in the New York WorldTelccram can be said with equal cogency and effect in the Troy <N. Y. Observer or the Wilkesbarre <Pa i Independent. Do you think the culture, the intelligence and the sensitivity of these cities are in any way less than those of this meager metropolis of ours? Well, let me tell you that there is nothing on Broadway for which Main street or Chestnut boule\arri does not provide the equivalent.” And how.” asked the syndicate manager, "do you know that?" a a a A Matter of Research "J HEAD it in two or three columns of O. O. 1 Mclntyre." T explained. "Besides I take it on faith. My motto is Never sell the Harrisburg <Pa.) News and Patriot short.' At this very moment Westbrook Peglrr is going down the Mississippi on a raft. Arthur Brisbane is crossing the great American desert. Winchell is in Detroit and Mclntyre is ascending the Rockies. And you want me to rush out to the Columbus 'Ohio' Citizen! I say, ‘No,’ and six hundred and twenty-three times 'No.' Columbus has its problems, of rourse. but who am I to intrude my ideas upon that wholly self-sufficient community? What have I got to say to the efficient citizens of a sovereign state?" "Judging from your output of the last two or three months,” said the syndicate manager with asperity, "my answer would be Nothing at all.’” Spoken like a true syndicate cynic." I answered bitterly. "We columnists are simple folk. Not one of u ran afford to grow fancy under his responsibility of six days a week. We merely set down one little word after another. Most of the time it is pretty terrible." O tt ft The Lowest Common Denominator THE syndicate manager nodded gravely. For the first time during the afternoon we seemed to be in r.grerment. "But oncp in a blue moon." I added hurriedly after his encouragement, "someone of us chances upon a fundamental idea, and that is just as viable in the Charlotte iN. Cos News and the Murfreesboro • Tonn.) News-Journal as in our own dead Wall Street edition. I say that the colonel's lady and Walter Winchell are sisters under the skin. I can not hope for so clasp a relationship, but I'd like to get a nomination as second cousin once removed. But." said the syndicate man in his blunt and persevering way. “are you or aren't you going to get out to California, or do you intend to fritter away your time right here?" With an iev glance I checked him. "Mv word has been given." was my reminder. "I promised you to tour and learn about this country. The vow stands. In mv heart is set the slogan. It runs “Bridgeport or bust!" (Copyright, 1934. bv The Times)

Today's Science BY DAVID DIETZ.

THE United States has succeeded in petting trachoma. the principal cause of blindness throughout the world, under control. So says Lewis H. Cams, managing director of the National Society for the Prevention of Blindness. Mr Carris and Dr. Park Lewis of Buffalo. N. Y„ are now in Paris as United States representatives at. the toint meeting of the International Association foj the Prevention of Blindness and the International Organization Against Trachoma. Trachoma is now comparatively rare in the large cities of the United States. Mr. Carris says. I am happy to announce." he continues, "that reports from the United States public health service, w inch have just reached us indicate a downward trend of trachoma in this country. The disease is reportable in this country and for many years the government has refused admission to immigrants showing symptoms of it. "In the United States, trachoma is found mostly in the Ozark and Appalachian mountain regions and among the Indian tribes of the southwest. Poverty and insanitary living conditions are important factors in its contraction and spread." a a a THE ravages of trachoma are most severe in China, India. Egypt and other countries of the Orient and the Near East. Mr. Carris says. Even in countries with well-organized and extensive campaigns for the relief and cure of sufferers." he says, "it can not be hoped that trachoma will be materially reduced until economic and general living conditions are improved and education in hygiene has developed sanitary living. This disease, the greatest single world cause of vision impairment and blindness, constitutes a serious challenge to all national and international health and public welfare agencies. "The specific germ which brings on trachoma has not been definitely established. Recent investigations. however, give clews that are expected to clear up this mystery which has baffled medical men for centuries.” Mr. Carris and Dr. Lewis assisted in the formation of the International Association for the Prevention of Blindness at a meeting held at The Hague in 1929. Dr. Lewis, at the present time, is vicepresident of the association Mr. Carris has been the director of the American movement for sight conservation for the last twelve years. mam THE Le.'lie Dana gold metal, awarded annually for outstanding achievements in the prevention of blindness and the conservation of vision, was presented at a meeting of the association to Dr. F. De Lnpersonne. famous French eye specialist. The medal is awarded annuailv by the American society. Dr. De Uperamne, who is now the president of. the asociation. is the second European to be awarded this medal. In 1929 it was given to the late Dr. Ernest Fuchs of Vienna.

WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE!

Outlaws Live Briefly in Glory; Find Trail Has One End —Doom

Thin )* th* sixth and last of a r fas of stories on notorious outlaws whose r arer hare been ended by bullet, rope, or prison bars and present-day ‘‘mostwanted" criminals, their records, and descriptions. BY WILLIS THORNTON XEA Serriee Staff Correspondent FOR months, the sole money reward for the capture of John Dillinger, No. 1 outlaw of the country, was $25. That was offered by the federal government, whose only interest in his capture was a single charge of violation of the national motor vehicle theft act. (The motor vehicle concerned was the auto of Sheriff Lillian Holley of Crown Point. Ind., which Dillinger stole in making his famous "wooden gun" escape.) Now. however. Indiana. Michigan. Illinois and Ohio have offered SI,OOO each for Dillinger "dead or alive"; a private movie company has offered another $5,000. and there are indications that Dillinger will soon have a price on his head that will spur still further the nation-wide efforts being made to round up this outlaw and the desperate men he has gathered around him. . Behind these men. in their reckless, mad flight, lie the bodies of thirteen better men who have gone down before their merciless guns. That is why department of justice men. headed by the departments's ace, Joseph B. Keenan, are sparing nothing in the most concentrated man hunt of our times.

That is why no less than the attorney-general himself has intimated that if the government is spared the expense of trying these men, it. will be all right with him. And they can escape trial in only one way. The trail of Dillingers atrocities is too fresh in every one's mind to make it worth while to recall it in detail. He was born about thirty-two years ago in a rural village, Mooresville. Ind.. of highly respected Quaker parents. He went to school, played baseball, partly learned the machinist trade. At about 21 he left the farm where his 70-year-old father still works. a an HE drifted from job to job. sticking to nothing, but falling naturally among town bums and loafers. In 1924. still just an avprage aimless young man, he planned a clumsy stickup. With a companion, he slugged an aged merchant on the head with a piece of pipe. Caught immediately, he was sent to the penitentiary. Despite a bad prison record, he was paroled in 1933, and then, aided by companions and ideas acquired in prison, he went on his present spree of crime and murder. Nobody knows just how many of the crimes attributed to him are really his—and it doesn't matter, for there are plenty of unquestioned crimes which can be pinned on him. The murder of Patrolman William P. O'Malley, when the officer tried to stop robbery of a bank at East Chicago, Ind., would be enough. As between Dillinger and his gang, operating now together, now separately, nobody knows how many of the wave of mid-

The DAILY WASHINGTON MERRY-GO-ROUND By Drew Pearson and Robert S. Allen

"I* WASHINGTON. May 19.—When war debt history finally is written, VV it. will be found thah the slow evaporation of debts into nothing was due to politics and postponement. The blame lies with both political parties. The Hoover moratorium ended in June, 1932. That was the time to begin discussion of anew deal on debts. But that particular time coincided with the Republican national convention in Chicago. War debts were embarrassing to Mr. Hoover’s re-election chances and they were postponed. The next debt installment was due Dec. 15. 1932. This time the debtors were on the job early. They called at the state department two days after Roosevelt was elected. Again there was postponement—this time at the instance of the President-elect. He could not discuss war debts, he said, until after March 4. On March 5 there were renewed overtures. This time there was the banking crisis. W’ar debts naturally had to take second place. They were postponed until the pre-London economic conference discussions. Came these discussions —and once again postponement. Debts could not be discussed until currency was stabilized. And with each successive postponement the value of the debts diminished. European populations got more into the habit of thinking debts never would be paid. European governments found it more difficult to buck the wills of their peoples.

Last week all this came to a head in a conversation between Czechoslovakian Minister Veverka and Billy Phillips, undersecretary of state. Phillips had inferred that Czechoslovakia had been reluctant regarding its debts. ‘ You have on file three letters from me.” replied Veverka. “all asking when you will be ready to discuss debts. I have in my files only one letter from you. It said you were not yet ready. “Three times we have said we were anxious to talk debt's and twice you did not even bother to reply.” a a * IT HAS been pretty well broadcast that ‘Cotton Ed" Smith, South Carolina's walrus-mus-tachioed chairman of the senate agriculture committee, is opposed to Professor Rex Tugwell as undersecretary of agriculture. But what has not been broadcast are Tugwell's views on ‘‘Cotton Ed.” At a press conference in the agricultural department. Secretary Wallace was asked what he though about Smith. I must ask to be excused from answering.” replied Wallace with a shy smile. There is no use asking me that question.” broke in Tugwell, who was sitting by his side. “My answer couldn't be printed any way.” 808 THis is going to be sad news Dr. “Eat-and-teU” Wirt. A. new creation of the Brain Trust has just been born. It is the President's home repair and construction program. However, the good doctor can rest peacefully on at least one point. There is only one professor in the group. The three principal formulators of the plan are Winfield Reifler. erudite young chairman of the government's central statistical board: Aloert L. Deane, president of the General Motors Holding Corporation, and Horace M. Russell, chief counsel of the Home Owners Loan Corporation. Reifler is the Brain Trust “suspect." He came direct from the Amherst campus to government service, beginning as a research expert for the federal reserve board. His contribution to the home repair plan is a scheme for long term first mortgages, backed by government guaranties. They are expected to start anew crop of low priced American nomes. Albert Deane, long associated with General Motors, was loaned to Roosevelt because of his experience in credit finance. He worked out the plan of govern-

western bank robberies are theirs, or which man has been responsible for what. nan CHARLES MAKLEY, Harry Pierpont. and Russell Clark, all rounded up with Dillinger at Tucson. Ariz.. have been convicted of the murder of Sheriff Jess Sarber when they freed Dillinger from the small jail at Lima, 0., the two former being sentenced to the chair. With him still, however, are believed to be Tom Carroll, George • Baby Face) Nelson, Homer Van Meter, and John Hamilton. It is unlikely that these five travel ‘ogether in a pack, but probable that they separate and reunite according to plan. Carroll, who has used the names of James Roy Brock, Frank Sloan, George McLarken, Thomas Murphy, and Thomas Murray, is a paroled thief, bank robber, and gunman, especially wanted for the murder of special Agent W. Carter Baum of the department of justice in the gunfight near Rhinelander, Wis., in which the Dillinger gang escaped a trap. He also killed a police officer in San Antonio. Tex., in December, 1933, the law declares. He is a surly fellow, with a mouth which twists distinctly to the right. a a a NELSON, escaped thief, is believed correctly named Lester M. Gillis. He, too, is wanted for the murder of Baum. A Chicago product, he is a small, light man with yellow and gray-slate eyes, who has worked as an oiler. Van Meter, who. as Kenneth served time for robbery in Illinois, later was paroled from an

ment-backed short term loans for home refurnishing. Deane's idea is for the government to underwrite small home renovation‘in much the same way that General Motors finances the purchases of one of its cars —so much down, and the rest by the month. Horace Russell, a soft-spoken Atlanta lawyer, and veteran in Washington, helped create the Home Owners Loan Corporation and did the legal work on the home repair program. It was anew “Housing Brain Trust.” nan PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT has given secret orders to Jim Farley and the other national Democratic political managers to do nothing to injure the re-elec-tion chances of Senator Bob La Follette. .. . The administration will not indorse him, but. on the other hand, neither will it do anything for the Democrat who takes the field against him. .. . The Progressives, led by Norris and Borah, are planning to take the stump in Wisconsin for their youthful and highly esteemed colleague. . . . Tucked away in an inside corner in the left-wingish monthly publication, Common Sense, is the following item: "The White House, Washington. D. C. I am afraid I have never seen your magazine before but I was quite interested in reading it. I shall certainly give it to the President. Eleanor Roosevelt.” .. . The issue carrying this note has as its leading article a severe attack on the NRA by John T. Flynn. . . . The paper is edited by former Senator Hiram Bingham's radical-minded son. Alfred. ~ . Thomas Jefferson Coolidge 3d, newly appointed undersecretary of treasury, is a great-great-grandson of the fourth President of the United States. His mother was a Randolph oi Virginia, his grandfather a President of the Sante Fe Railroad, later President McKinley, ambassador to France. . . . Young Coolidge. playing leftend for Harvard in the 1914 game that opened the Yale bowl, scooped up a Yale fumble almost on Harvard's goal line and ran ninety-eight yards for a touchdown. ... A housing survey just completed by the PWA in twelve major cities disclosed that of 105.748 dwellings examined. 13.115 were built more than forty years ago. and only 4.683 had been erected in the last four years. tCopyngUt, 1934 br United Feature Syndicate, lac.j

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George Nelson, 25; height 5‘4-V'; weight 133; light c h e s t n u t hair, light complexion; eyes yellow* and grev slate; build medium.

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Indiana prison. He bears on an inner forearm a tattoo mark of an anchor and banner with the ironic word "hope.” Ke is especially wanted at St. Paul for obstructing justice and bank robbery. Hamilton is the remaining link In the Sheriff Sarber murder. Though his index and middle fingers on the right hand are missing, this man who started as an auto thief is now wanted as Sarber’s murderer. It has been reported that Hamilton was shot in one of Dillinger’s recent escapes, but the true extent of his injuries is not known. a a a OF all Dillinger's present associates. Hamilton has been with him the longest, as he was

U. S. ACTS TQ BAR | CHACO ARMS SALE Congress to Give President Embargo Authority. B’j United Press WASHINGTON, May 19. —Once again the United States stands' as leader of the pack in international i affairs with congress ready to rush ! through a measure which w-ould j empower President Roosevelt to I prevent arms shipments to two warring countries. While oiher leading nations of the world argued as to w'ho should and who should not join in the movement, the administration here took independent action to stop the sale of war materials to Paraguay and Bolivia who have made the jungles of the Chaco a “green hell” for the last fifty years. In a special message to the senate, President Roosevelt requested ratification of the League of Nations convention for control of munitions exports from all important manufacturing countries. VILLAGE IS MENACED BY ELEVATOR BLAZE St. Louis Crossing, Ind., Is Scene of Sla.ono Fire. ST. LOUIS CROSSING. Ind.. May19.—Fire -which broke out in a grain ! elevator last night caused damage | estimated at $15,000 and threatened ! to wipe out the village. The blaze was extinguished by firemen from Columbus after it had destroyed 4.000 bushels of grain and i several adjacent structures.

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Bureau of Investigation —Wanted — JOHN DILLINGER, with alias, FRANK SULLIVAN

Age: 31 years. Height: 5 feet 7 inches. "Weight: 153 rounds. Hair: Medium chestnut. Eyes; Gray. Complexion: Medium. Marks and scars: scar back of left hand; scar middle upper lip; brown mole between eyebrows.

one of the men Dillinger helped to "spring” from Michigan City, and one of those who returned the favor by freeing Dillinger from the Lima (O.) prison over the dead body of Sheriff Sarber. Hamilton, whose trade is that of carpenter, bears a long irregular scar in the center of his forehead, and a heart and banner with the initials "J. H." tatooed on his left outer forearm. Because of the particularly flagrant manner in which these men have defied the law, because of the publicity they have received, and because they shot their way out of a department of justice trap, killing a D. J. man in doing so, it is likely that Uncle Sam would get greater satisfac-

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REALIZING the controversy that has developed out of "Men in White” Winning the Pulitzer prize instead of "Mary of Scotland.” which the plaly committee unanimously voted as the best play of the year, Mrs. Eugene Fife, dramatic reader and instructor, will give a comparative review here of the two plays.

Mrs. Fife has engaged the Women's Department Club on North Meridian street for the scene of her review. As the Theater Guild has booked “Mary of Scotland” and the original cast into English's next fall, Mrs. Fife's talk takes on new- importance. The public is invited. Monday night at 8 at 2306 North Pennsylvania street, Mrs. Fife will present her Portmanteau Players in their initial performances. Admission is by invitation. Three one-act plays w-ill be presented. b b a BROAD RIPPLE'S Civic Theater wall make its debut tonight at 913 Riveria drive. This afternoon from 2 to 4. an art tea wall open the theater’s activities. All exhibits at the tea wall be by local artists. Tonight at 8:30 two one-act plays, one in the costumes of the seventeenth century, will be presented by the Theater Players. The other, a comedy, will be presented by the Barnstormers, a well-known local dramatic organization, under the direction of Robert Malloy. It will be the policy of the theater to present a stock show' each week for three performances. The basement of the theater is being made into a recreation room. Virgo de Leon, artist, will conduct classes during the summer months for Broad Ripple children w'ho are interested in art. The art staff of the theater is

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tion from the capture of Dillinger and his confederates than any other of the fugitives who now* roam the country with the dread price on their heads "dead or alive," which means that they can have neither rest nor peace until society's score is settled. Settlement of these scores depends not only on the vigilance and bravery of police officers. It depends on the support of every citizen. Chief Justice Hughes himself recently said: "The roots of the evils which beset the detection and punishment of crime strike deep into the social soil. The primary need is a robust civic sentiment, dominated by a sense of justice...” (THE END)

I composed of Elizabeth Leonard, Bonna Lees and Wilbur Mees. Dr. Gertrude Hinshaw is manager |of the new' project and is a mem- | ber of the music staff. Miss Alyce i Adair is the dramatic director of the theater. 808 “TTERE COMES CHARLIE,” a H three-act comedy by Jay Tobias, will be presented by the senior Luther League of the Gethsemane Lutheran church at 8 Friday night, May 25. in School 78 auditorium. Gladys Stevens will appear in the title role and Fred Vogel will have one of the leading parts. Gaylord Allen is director. Others in the cast will be Naomi Dietz, Fred Reiter, Betty McCloskey, | Palmer McCloskey, Virginia Allen, j Mary Alice Burch and Donald Mc- , Closkey. 808 DONN WATSON will present his advanced violin students in re- ! cital next Monday in the Cropsey | auditorium of the central library. ! They will be assisted by the Con- ! cert Trio. The program is as follows: ■Andante con moto” (D minor Trio) Mendelssohn "Presto (D minor Trio) Mendelssohn Concert Trio Violet Albers, violin: Mary Lohrmann. cello; Mamona Wilson. Piano. '"Mazurka” .. Mlynarski Marearet Geckler “Nobody Knows the Trouble I’ve Seen" i White “Serenade” Drdla Edward Gaylord "Spanish Dance” Severn Norma Mueller I "Romanza" Wilhelmji "‘Gypsy Blood” ...... Bronson Ruth Van Matre | Air Varie No. 1 iD minor) ... de Benot Beatrice Hatton j Allegro moderato and Recitativo Godard (from Concerto Romantiquei Mrs. Octavia Landers Caprice Viennois” Kreisler Preludium and Allegro Pugnani-Kreisler Violet Albers “Old Refrain” Kreisler Concert Trio Accompanists—Helen Webster. Geraldine Swarthout. Helen Sommers. Mrs. Dorothy Sunderland. Mrs. Fanetta Hitz Brady. Ramona Wilson b a a MISS NORMA FRANCE sends word from New' York that she will visit Indianapolis next week. She formerly w-as contralto soloist at the Tabernacle Presbyterian church and a student of Fred New'all Morris. The last year she has appeared with the Chicago Opera Company in leading roles in “Aida,” “Tristan and Isolde" and “Dei Walkure.” She will sing at both services in the church May 27. STATE LUTHERANS TO MEET HERE MONDAY Brotherhood to Receive Thirty New Congregations. Thirty new congregations w-ill be received into the Lutheran Brotherhood of the Indiana Synod which will convene Monday at St. Mark’s Lutheran church for the annual convention. Fred J. Niemeyer of Christ Lutheran church. Ft. Wayne, and Wilbur Milhous of Bethany Lutheran church, Indianapolis, will speak at the convention. Delegates from all parts of Indiana and Kentucky are expected for the event. Slain in Rodeo Riot By United Prrts LA RESOLANA. Mexico. May 19. —Five persons were dead today after riots at a rodeo, started w-hen intoxicated men. inspired by the wild west atmosphere, began shooting pistols into the air.

Fair Enough wmfam MEMPHIS Tenn, May 19.—At 8 oclock in th morning there came a banging on the door which continued for some time. I did not answer, however, until I heard a voice saying, apparently to the manager of the hotel, in the hall outside, "I want a fire-ax. I'm going to bust that door in. The guy is probably dead In there." So I got up and opened the door and there stood Mr. Shifty Logan, a retired pugilist, bearing gifts. One gift was a pint flask, or slab, as the Negro citi-

zen's call it, of corn stimulant. The other was a slab of gin. "No fooling." Mr. I.ogan said, setting down his parcels, “I thought you was dead the way you didn't answer. I brought you a couple of slabs. When Jack Dempsey was through here the other day he told me to look you up and take care of vou while you're in Memphis." Mr. Logan was rolling up his sleeves. "Lay over here and leave me rub some life into you. The old champ said for me to pick you up and take good care of you as long as you are in town. Anything you want to do. anywhere

you want to go. anybody you want to see. I will take care of you.” Shifty Logan was playing Dixie up and down the right leg. No." he said. "I never laid up a quarter fighting. I had 287 fights and came out. even. I was broke when I started and brrke when I finished. But I got my eyes and I never cot punched around the head so much, so I can go along. e tt tt End of a Job • t HAD me a job on the fire department for a while. A I was a pipe man. That’s the guy that squirts the nozzle on the fire. For a while I was the tiller man on a big aerial truck. You know what I mean, the ladder wagon. But one day we are going to some punk little $2 fire somewhere and we come to turn a corner and I have got those stern wheels in a wet street car track. So I give the wheel a twist and forgot myself and twist it the wrong way. That tiller-wheel you are supposed to turn just the opposite way to what you would the steering wheel of a car. So I pull the wheel the wrong way and we jump out of the car tracks and smash up five automobiles in a row. “After a while I resigned from the fire department. Fireman is a hell of a business, at that. You spend all you time sitting around playing checkers or reading detective magazines, waiting for some poor sap’s house to catch on fire. I got sick of playing checkers and reading detective magazines. We had two dogs and a cat in the barn. One dog's name was Towser and the other one’s name was Spot and the cat's name was Kitty. "Turn over and leave me work on your neck a while. "Say. what is this about how they won’t leave kids sell papers on the corner any more under this child labor law? I certainly am glad they didn't have that law when I was a kid. I was around 6 when I started selling papers. I used to have long curls like a little girl. "My old man wasn’t doing so good and my mother used to bring me downtown by the hand in the afternoon and put me on my corner. Around 7 she would come and get me and I would have pretzels in every pocket. We used to have saloons all over the place then and I was so little I could almost walk under the swing doors. My long curls made me planty money. I would walk in and pick me out the guys that were pretty well along and look sad. Generally they gave a quarter for a paper. I could do as much as four, five dollars a night with my curls around the saloons. And they always gave me pretzels. ana Curls and Rattles "npHAT’S how I got into fighting Guys would A leave hold of m.v curls and give them a yank and away we would go. I couldn't, cut them off because they are important in my business, but they kept me in battles all the time. Sometimes down in the pressroom we would fight for an hour and a half. The circulation manager would give the winner a bottle of soda. The loser got a drink of water. “I drawed $4,800 one fight and got $750 myself. That was the most I ever got. “Now lay there a while and relax and I will take you around town, like Dempsey said. Any time Dempsey comes to town I take charge of him and any time he tells me to take care of some friend I take care of them.” I never have met any one quite like my interesting new friend Shifty Logan, the retired newsboy, retired pugilist and retired fireman. He has been in attendance all day and he doesn't, won’t take money or a present and he wants no return favors. Jack Dempsey has been his idol ever since July 4. 1919, when Dempsey knocked out Jess Willard in Toledo and any certified friend of Mr. Dempsey finds that Shifty Logan is his to command. 'Copyright. 1934, by United Feature Syndicate. Inc)

Your Health -BY DR MORRIS FISHBEIN-

YOU may be able to exist without food from thirty to forty days and without water from five to sen days, but you can't do without oxygen for even five minutes. If you are deprived of oxygen for even one minute, you would be in a serious situation and if this should be extended only slightly, you would become unconscious and life would end. The margin of oxygen reserve in your body is so narrow that it is easily crossed, and yet it is a margin between life and death. Anything that interrupts breathing is a menace to life. Your whole breathing mechanism, moreover. is so complicated that various types of interruption are possible. There is that portion of the brain which controls the automatic character of breathing; there are the nerves in the spine and those leading from the spine to the muscles that are involved in breathing; there are the passages through which the air flows, and the lungs themselves, n n et \ NYTHING that blocks the passages or that breaks the pathways along which the stimulus to breathing moves may bring about death. Therefore our whole lives are spent in getting sufficient oxygen. The period for w r hich any one can hold his breath without discomfort is apparently limited to fortyfive seconds. If, however, you prepare yourself for holding your breath by breathing slowiy and deeply for a certain length of time, you may be able to do without breathing for anywhere from five to six minutes. If, in addition to that, the air you breathe is supplemented with extra oxygen, you can extend the period without the motions of breathing to almost fifteen minutes. It has been pointed out that the sprint sw-im-mers in recent Olympic games breathed oxygen before entering the races and had a considerable advantage because of that fact. a a a WHEN you exert effort you breathe more oxygen than when at rest. At rest you breathe about one-fourth quart of oxygen a minute. While walking briskly, you breathe about a quart a minute, and during heavy work or violent exercise, from one and one-half to tw r o quarts a minute. The most oxygen that you can store up in your body is about three quarts. Therefore, the marathon runner in question is using up his oxygen about as fast as he can take it in. However, nature provides that body with factors of safety so that it is possible to run up an oxygen debt. Trained athletes are able to run this debt as high as fifteen quarts of oxygen. These are the athletes who are so w-ell trained that they do not have to worry- about getting a second wind, since their oxygen is adequate before they start. Getting a second wind is the development of enough oxygen reserve to carry on activity without discomfort.

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