Indianapolis Times, Volume 44, Number 146, Indianapolis, Marion County, 28 October 1932 — Page 9

OCT. 28, 1932

FLAT FEET AND SPEEDY HEARTS MARKJO-EDS But the ‘Boy Friends’ of Indiana Central Are Stoop-Shouldered. The co-eds of Indiana Central are as vulnerable in the feet ®s Achilles was in his notorious heel. But any boy friend that mentions It would be dipped in the modern sarcasm with “heel.” Archly speaking, that’s what the trouble is with the co-eds. Half of them, according to the college’s physician, Dr. R. J. Spivey, have flat feet. Then the co-eds come back with the rest of Dr. Spivey’s report of a phypsical examination of the college’s personnel by pointing out to the corduroyed males of the school that he has declared them understudies for the part of the “Hunchback of Notre Dame” due to their stooped shoulders. Ninety out of 160 girls examined have speedy heart throbs, the doctor says. But the co-eds reply to this with the alibi, “You're not so bad to look at, doctor. Why shouldn’t our tickers keep double-time? You're unfair.” As the argument between co-eds and *eds” rages, the masculine ones point to the doctor’s statement that the girsl have a tendency toward “lordosis curves.” Now a “lordosis curve” never would get a job in an Earl Carroll revue for it is the opposite of the stoop-shouldered curvature of the boys. Then, too. the doctor finds that some of the coeds have lateral curves of the spine due to carrying school textbooks on the same arm all the time. He suggests that the co-eds alternate the use of arms in carrying their books or to divide the weight. “It wouldn’t be necessary,” retort the co-eds, “if the boy friends would

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For five years it was thought tuberculosis was the cause of the pain which 8-year-old Mildred Libby (above) of Coal Hill, Ark., felt in her lung. But a diagnosis at the Chevalier Bronchoscopic clinic of the Temple university hospital, Philadelphia, Pa., revealed that the “tuberculosis” was really a beauty pin she had swallowed when she was 3 and which had lodged in her lung.

learn a little of Sir Walter Raleigh’s gentlemanly stuff.” The bi-weekly publication of the college, The Reflector, editorializes the depression in arches and the sagging of manly shoulders with: "If you see a couple coming down the street locking like the halt and the blind—think nothing ot it! It’s probably a stoop-shouldered idiot with his flat-footed sweetheart. And her racing heart probably has no connection with her love life but only indicates that she has superin fa-ultra-carditis. Selah!”

VOTED GRANT IN '6B; STILL WITHG. 0, .P Veteran of Political Wars Sticks to Hoover; In/ He Says. “Yes, I voted for a Democratjust once,” said Jere H. Brown, 4144 Carrollton avenue, today, when he asserted that his ballot Nov. 8 will be his seventeenth in a presidential election. Brown, former part owner of the Rockville Republican, first voted in

1868, when he helped elect General U. 3. Grant. Since that time, he has voted for every man the Republican party nominated for President. “The only Democrat I ever voted for,” he said, “was a personal friend of mine, who was running for prosecutor.” About the coming election,

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Brown says: “Hoover is gaining strength so fast that he can’t lose. “Jim Watson? Yes, he’ll win, but he's having the fight of his life. He’ll win, all right, though.” Brown, who is 85, was born in Crawfordsville. He moved to Rockville when he was 13, and came to Indianapolis following the death of his wife in 1921. He now lives with his son, Merrill J. Brown. The Brown family was selected in 1931 as the typical American family by the American magazine. Brown likes to go to the store on errands for Mrs. Brown because it gives him a chance to talk politics “with the boys.” Brown is a close personal friend and admirer of Harry S. New of

‘Fishy’ Tale “Fishy” was the comment of Superior Judge Russell G. Ryan today when told by Fred S. Beck. 60, of 1528 South Meridian street, that he lost an SBOO diamond ring while on a fishing trip. Asa result Beck is in jail. Recently the Kay Jewelry Company won a replevin suit with an order that Beck return the ring. He told the fishing trip story, and Ryan refused to believe it. Beck was sent to jail. Today he sought liberty, and related the story again. “What woman did you give that ring to?” Ryan asked today. “I lost it on a fishing trip, your honor," was the reply. Again Beck was sent to jail.

Indianapolis, former postmastergeneral. “I’m not going out to the fieldhouse to hear President Hoover tonight because the crowd will be too big,” he said. “But I’ll get every word of his speech from the radio. “There sure will be a lot of people out there to hear him.”

TWO PERSONS INJURED IN AUTO ACCIDENTS Car Wrecked When It Crashes Into Gasoline Train. Although his auto was wrecked when it struck a gasoline train at Olney and Twenty-first streets, Thursday night, Habig Ferris, 32, of 1710 East Twelfth street, the driver, escaped with only minor leg bruises. Oscar Grebe of Indianapolis, engineer on the train, was unaware of the accident until informed by police at the Union station. Lacerations on the face and body were suffered by Bobbie Goodnight, 6, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Frank Goodnight, 717 Parkway avenue, when the car in which she was riding with her parents struck another driven by Ary Gentry, 46, of 1042 South Keystone avenue, at New Jersey and Bicking streets, Thursday afternoon.

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KIRKPATRICK IS NEW CHIEF OF GAMEJ.EAGUE Annual Convention of Fish and Forest Organization Closed Here. Clifford B. Kirkpatrick, Greensburg, was elected president of the Indiana Fish, Game and Forest League at the annual convention at the Lincoln Thursday afternoon. Delegates were entertained at a fish fry at the Riverside hatcheries Thursday night. Resolutions asking for better conservation and stream pollution laws were adopted. Kirkpatrick succeeds C. Garrison Winders, Indianapolis, to the presidency. Other officers named were Henry G. Miller, Vincennes, vice-president; Ernest Stoner, Greencastle, secretary, and James N. Flynn, Indianapolis, treasurer.

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Sunday afternoon at municipal airport. Each race Is to cover five miles. Trials will be held preceding the races.

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