Indianapolis Times, Volume 39, Number 287, Indianapolis, Marion County, 28 March 1928 — Page 8

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LUDLOW ADDS ‘TILLP ECKER' TO STATE’S BIRDS Bores Is Public Teasury. With Money as Diet, m Says Candidate. “Indiana tillpeckers” took a place in the Hoosier vocabulary today, as Louis Ludlow’s identification of the "birds of a feather,” which Senator Arthur R. Robinson's recent utterances brought into the political limelight. “For the advancement of science,” Ludlow, Washington correspondent and candidate for the Democratic nomination for Seventh district Congressman, supplemented Robinson's “generous contribution to knowledge” by bringing ornithology up to date in an address Tuesday night before the Indiana Women's Democratic Club. “The scientific name of the bird,” he said, “is ‘lndianaensis tillpeckericus.’ It 4s a bird of the genus Burglarius and is of somewhat the same type as the woodpecker, except that the ‘tillpecker’s’ beak is of such penetrating power that it can drill through masonry and even through steel to effect entrance to a public treasury. “The Indiana ‘tillpecker,’ ” said Ludlow to an accompaniment of chuckles, “is a bird of many unsavory and outlandish characteristics. It derives its name from the fact that it always is boring into the public tills of State, county, and

Rheumatism Pains : Ended By Konjola Says Man Age 82 New Medicine Completely Relieved Every Ache and Pain, He Declares. | The extent to which this new Konjola medicine is helping the people of Indianapolis and nearby towns has become the talk of the drug and medical trade of this section. Throngs are calling daily to

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see the Konjola Man at Hook’s ding store, Illinois and Washington Sts., this city, and hear his personal explanation of this surprising compound. At the same time a never ending stream of voluntary indorsements and reports are being received from local people, describing the remarkable benefits they have derived from the use of this medicine. Recently the Konjola Man said: “This compound has proven vastly more effective in thousands of cases of ill-health than any previously known medicine. In this new day of science the medicine first, must cleanse the system of all poisons and this must be done through the kidneys, liver, stomach and bowels. It takes a liquid preparation to do these things. In making Konjola we selected the juices of twenty-two of nature’s plants and herbs.” One of the latest residents of this section to make a public indorsement of Konjola is Mr. E. F. Corbitt, 209 North Warman Ave., who is widely acquainted in Indianapolis. “Konjola is a wonderful medicine,” said Mr. Corbitt, “It energized my whole system and built me up so that I am feeling better in general than I have in years. “My whole body was in a weakened condition and I was constantly bothered with a terrible cough that shook my entire body. I had rheumatism so bad in my arms that I could hardly raise them to my face, and really had little use of them. The aches and pains were so bad that I would lie awake at nights suffering and unable to sleep. I was getting worse every day and I began to think that because of my age, you see I am 82 years old, I would never be able to get my health back again. “Os course, the worst thing about my case was the fact that I could never find a medicine to help me. When I heard of Konjola I had no idea it would really end my troubles, but I made up my mind to try it anyway and now this statement will speak for itself. I am feeling like I never had a sick day in my life. Konjola has put new life in my arms and since I started taking this medicine all the aches and pains are gone. At my age I think it is remarkable that I can enjoy such good health. All my rheumatism is gone and I haven’t been bothered with a cough for some time. My wife and I both claim it is the best thing that ever happened to us when we found Konjola. “It is really a pleasure to indorse a medicine which brings so much health to suffering humanity.” The Konjola Man is at Hook’s drug store, Illinois and Washington Sts., Indianapolis, where he is daily meeting the public and introducing and explaining the merits of this remedy. Konjola is being sold in large quantities at all Hook drug stores, and by all the best druggists in all towns throughout this entire •ection,—Advertisement.

city, and extracting therefrom the moneys wrung from hardworking people in the form of taxes. “Their favorite habitat.,’’ Ludlow continued, “is in the public treasuries, where there are good pickings, comfortable surroundings, velvet cushioned chairs, etc. They like ail the velvet they can get. Their dietary consists of greenbacks, gold and silver coin, and legal tender of all kinds. Sometimes they rummage in council chambers.” The “tillpecker,” Ludlow explained, differs from the American or red crossbill in that the tillpecker has a ‘double crossbill ” The Indiana bird, according to Ludlow, bears resemblance also to the blue jay, of which ornithologists say: “Sly in the commission of mischief. it is ever ready to scream ’thief’ at the slightest disturbance. As usual in such cases, its remarks .are applicable to none more than to itself.” “Some of the 'tillpeckers',” said Ludlow, “and this includes a very considerable and growing class, have closely cropped polls and broad stripes on their bodies and legs. Confined behind bars, they usually become tame, confiding, reconciled to their imprisonment, although there are notable exceptions. “On account of their tendency to commit unpardonable depredations to the detriment of society it is necessary to keep many ‘tillpeckers’ in confinement.” A brief existence for the “tillpecker” was Ludlow’s prediction.

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Every family can afford some kind of a car, especially with such an unlimited choice of used cars—good cars, with thousands of honest miles in their sturdy motors and bodies —as offered now during the Big Red Tag Sale of used cars. Shrewd buyers know that the big automobile bargains found among used cars —the thousands who must economize are learning the golden secret of used car buying. Many a “Used Car” is simply or e that has been driven just long enough to break it into good running condition, then, because of a whim for a newer model, or a different make, sold or traded in. 'At no time of the year is your selection wider than now. Dealers are offering their best buys—during this Red Tag Sale. Buy immediately to ride through the spring on the best of the lot.

A FEW OF TODAY’S SPECIALS

CHEVROLET $250.00: jusl. a good automobile. Our feature buy. CHEVROLET—I 926 Coupe; A 1 condition mechanically and In appearance. CHEVROLET Coach, 1927; practically new: fully equipped; a real value at $135; terms. FORD —1925; “4” door Sedan, balloon tires, good shape, bargain; terms. CHEVROLET Coach, 1926; bumpers; other extras; a real bargain ; $350. Easy terms. 1926 Ford Sedan $275 1926 Oakland Coach $550 1926 Pontiac Coach $173 1926 Oakland Sedan .$550 1926 Chevrolet Coupe $350 1927 Chevrolet Coach $l5O 1921 Kickenbacker Coupe..s3oo 1924 Oakland Coupe $275 1924 Wlllys-Knight Sedan.s3oo 1926 Essex Coach .., $350 1924 Sttulebaker Special....s3so 1927 Oakland Coach $575 1924 Hupp 4-cyl. Sedan...s3Bs 1923 Buick 7-pass. Sedan..s32s 1925 Olds Sedan ~..5493 1924 Buick Sedan $475 1924 Buick Touring $373 1922 Buick Conjpe ~,....$225 R-ll Hupp Touring; real buy at $125 Essex Coach $l5O Dodge 4-door Sedan $225 Willys-Knigbt Touring; bargain $243 ’24 Willys-Knight Coupe Sedan $325 ’26 Chevrolet Coach ; like new $345 ’27 Willys-Knight 70 Coupe; like new SBSO

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Joseph Fultz. 20, of 1420 S. Kenyon Ave„ “hit-run" driver, who is charged with manslaughter as the result of the death of Mrs. Mary Lasker, 38, of 2401 S. Meridian St„ from injuries received when Fultz’s car struck her in the 2200 block S. Meridian St. Saturday night.

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DE PAUWHEAD TO BE PASTOR i Retiring President Will Preach in Berlin. lip Times Special GREENCASTLE. Ind.. March 28. president of De Pauw University president of DePauw University here, has accepted the active pastorate of the American church in Berlin, Germany, which he served as acting pastor in 1909-1910. He will close his work here June 1. The ministry was Dr. Murlin’s first calling. He occupied pulpits prior to his college days and while a student in De Pauw, preached at Knightstov. n, Vincennes and Ft. Wayne. When he retires from the De Pauw presidency, Dr. Murlin will have completed thirty-three years as a college head. He was president of Baker University, Baldwin, Kanseventeen years and of Boston University, Boston, Mass., thirteen years. He has been here since 1925. Money making possibilities lie In the little want ads. Real savings in everything from violins to cement mixers.

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PLAN GYM CLASS FETE Business Men’s Group Arranges Annual Dinner Smoker. The annual dinner and smoker i of the Hoosier Athletic Club Busi- ! ness Men’s gymnasium classes will be held Thursday night at the club. The committee in charge includes Vere Ransdell Dr. W. G. Martz, Charles Nelson. L. H. McAllister, Charles Grinslade. Harry Willett, W. Mac Neely, Harry Britan. Homer Archer, G. H. Scott, Henry Ballman, Ted Woerner, Ray Hornaday, Fred Asperger, and George W. Lipps, physical director. Sewer to Cost 5400,900 riii Times Sp ciul VALPARAISO. Ind.. March 28Work is to begin immediately on this city's new $400,000 combined sanitary and storm sewer system. Carl D. Traxler, Kendallville, who holds the contract, is moving ten car loads of equipment here for the work. INFLUENZA Asa preventive, melt and inhale night and morning— VICKS ▼ Va f>o Rub Over 17 Million Jars Used Yearly 13-Fc. Bed Outfit Wondtone Bed, com- { 1 50 fortalile Spring and I Cotton Mattress. JL I’ompletf lir . C*J FURNITURE TV est Jtde COMPANY 4.1 H BEST WASHINGTON ST.

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In earlier times the philosophy of business was summed up in the phrase, “Business is business.” ■A Today men realize that it is something more. According to the modem philosophy, business is service, profit-paving service—for there is nothing sentimental in the modem definition. The old philosophy was inadequate, one-sided, short-sighted. It ignored th& fact that there are . wo sides to every transaction and that both sides nust be benefited in any successful transaction. It is now recognized that, unless there be in every transaction a spirit of cooperation, a spirit of “live and let live,” a well-considered ihtention to render a service, business cannot endure and prosper. The Standard Oil Company (Indiana) is thoroughly devoted to these modern principles. llow rigidly it adheres to them in word and deed, the public is well able to decide. The people of the Middle West have good opportunity to judge the Standard Oil Company (Indiana), ♦ Its products are products that are purchased often —in comparatively .small quantities. They are apt to be purchased by the same customers in widely scattered places. If these products were not uniform— if they were to vary in quality—it would be discovered immediately. Each purchase carries the reputation of die Company with it. More than"four thousand Standard Oil Service Stations cover the ten states of the Middle West. They make it possible for the Company to serve its customers directly . Every week it comes into direct contact with the public many thousands of times. These frequent meetings give the people opportunity to judge of its sincerity and ability. ' In every community fMs Company is a local institution. The druggist on the comer and the doctor up the street own its stock. The man in the next block has charge of one of its Service Stations. Owners and workers and customers are friends and neighbors. The people of the Middle West know it intimately . Millions of purchases and countless contacts over a long period of years have built the reputation for dependability of the Standard Oil Company (Indiana). In every community in the Middle West it enjoys a friendship and a confidence that are priceless. Its success has been success in serving. Standard Oil Company ( Indiana) General Office: Standard Oil Building 910 So. Michigan Avenue, Chicago

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