Indianapolis Times, Volume 38, Number 265, Indianapolis, Marion County, 10 February 1927 — Page 8

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IF THIS INDIANAPOLIS GIRL AND MAN COULD TRADE SEXES

She Wouldn't Smoke Cigarets if She Were a Man — Too Feminine. ' Tuesday The Times told what Madame Galli-Curei, noted opera singer, would be and do if she were a man and Giovanni Martinelli, Metropolitan opera tenor, what he would be and do if lie were a woman. Here's what Miss Charlotte Wiesike, 4430 Park Ave., a Butler student, and Robert Johnson, 795 West Ur., Woodruff Plaee, would be and do if they could trade sexes: By ( harlotte Wiesike Here’s what I would do if I Were a man: First, X would not wear rouge. When I got on a crowded street car and the conductor kept shouting: “Move farther up in the car folks, let these people on," I'd shout back in stentorian tones: “I paid to ride not to walk." And when I went to get my car [parked at the curb and found flivlers jammed up against both front [and rear bumpers, I wouldn't stew and look helpless. No, I’d put my manly shoulders against the flivvers and shoot the whole blooming row of them into the street so I could get my oar out. I wouldn't wear a raccoon coat on [the campus. I’d be a swashbuckling sort of a [fellow —the kind who if he lived in |the cavalier days would wear sweepling plumes and royal doublet and [hose. I’d punch in the Jaw of every one [of these hatless young men—those [gay young blades who risk (but rever get, alas! pneumonia by going liatlesa in winter time to show off |their ha.ir. | If I were a man I wouldn’t smoke cigaretes. They’re too feminine.

■entertain HUSBANDS ■•xpresslon Club to Give Valentine Party. Decorations of c upkls. hearts and ■’alentines throughout the home of Hfr. and Mrs. Ned Clay, 2S3S Ashland Ave., will form the setting for Ihe dinner of tho expression Club lonight when members entertain Iheir husbands. A heart shaped Henterpiece will be used on the table, l-Ith red streamers leading to the llace of each guest. Valentines will |e concealed in (he centerpiece. |>laco cards will be in Valentine deHgn and the tables lighted wHh :td Handles in silver holders tied wittf" Hed tulle. Covers will be laid for Horty. ■ Mrs. Roy Harrison Graves, presiHent of the club, will give a toast Oar Husbands,’’ which will be Hnswered by Dr Harry L. Ft.reman. ■Lovemaking (In the American Home," Is the title of a playlet to be Hresented by Mrs. Clarence FrlckMrs. Frank Seay, and Mrs. Burns. Mrs. Wayne Reddick Hill give two readings “Old Mother “Ees Com th' Spreeng,” which Mrs. Victor Ilintze will H ig, accompanied by Mrs. .John A. PEnk. Mrs. Lelrih Peck Zimmerman, ■h' 'Cicero, will play cornet selections. J| The assisting hostesses are McspHimes O. M. Richardson, 11. 1,. ForeJohn A. Sink and Vincent Hinager. CITIZENSHIP CLASS HThe Would-Ivnow Citizenship will hear Mrs Frank Balir and M. Keene, secretary of tinforestry board, ,Friday at H m. at the. State's Park library. Htmmerco and Nowland Aves. Mrs will speak on “Child Welfare Hid Air. Keene on The Evils of Nar and Anti-Narcotic Legisla-

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• VALENTINE BALL Arrangements are being made for Mayor John L. Duvall’s annual'Valentine ball to bo held Monday at. Tomlinsop Hall, the proceeds to go to the-city's poor and needy. The grand march will start at 9 o’clock, led* by Maxtor and Mrs. Duvall and Mr. and Mrs. William C. Buser, city controller. Mr. Buser is general chairman of the affair, with Chief of Police Claude F. Johnson, Fire Chief Jesse A. Hutsell and City Purchasing Agent John J. Collins on the committee. SIGMA lOTA DINNER The alumnae chapter of Sigma Alpha lota Soroority. Nu Zeta, will be entertained at dinner by Miss Leoline Jaquith, 541 E. Thirty-Sec-ond St., Monday evening at 6:30. Appointments will be in Valentine colors and after the dinner a musical program will be presented by Mrs Arthur Monninger, pianist; Miss Olive Kiler, violinist, and Miss Irma Ross, soprano. Officers recently elected were: Mrs. Arthur Monninger, president; Miss Leoline Jaquith, vice president; Mrs. Christine Donaldson, recording secretary, and Miss Emma Dooeppers, treasurer. STUFFED APPLES Stuff apples with raisins and nuts and bake. Serve with cream as a dessert, For breakfast, omit the stuffing and merely add sugar. WELCH RAREBIT Welch rarebjt is an excellent dish for a meat, substitute, and should be served with a mixed vegetable salad. VEGETABLE FAT Vegetable fat gives a delightful flavor to baked foods, and is said to be more healthful than butter or lard.

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He Wouldn’t Call Himself a Co-ed if He Robbed a Bank. By Robert Johnson If I were a woman instead of a man, I’d boa woman—feminine. J’d wear a feminine bob instead of one of those sexless sheik bobsj If I were a housewife I wouldn’t go shopping late in the afternoon and catch street cars in the rush hour and look insulted because the men did not make a concerted rush to give me a seat. I'd eat breakfast in the mornings and wouldn’t be scared of getting fat. Furthermore, I’d dress as carefully as if I were going out to dinner. If I were a flapper I’d learn the use of make up so it would look natural instead of “funny face.’’ I wouldn’t wear an unusually short skirt and then call attention to the fact by vtiinly trying to pull it down over my kneea when sitting down. If I wanted my knees covered I'd put on a longer skirt, i I wouldn’t wear jqy fur coat on I warm days. I'd insist on taking my own galoshes off. Also, I’d wear them buckled. If 1 robbed a bank I wouldn’t call myself a co-ed. I’d give sheiks the go-by. If I were a woman I'd be so utter-! ly feminine the men would take off their hats In elevators and be glad to. But if I were a woman I'd prob ably be a woman.

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MARVELOUS HANDS, FEET Bu United Press NEW YORK—The marchioness of Queensberry said upon her arrival that she looked forward eagerly to continuation of her portrait work in America.” “I am anxious to paint American women. They are so lovely. Their particular charm lie3 in their marvelous hands and feet,” said the marchioness. * . PRAYED SHE’D DIE Bu United Press JERSEY CITY—Mrs. Harold Niehols, filing suit for divorce here, charged that her husband each morning before going to work would kneel down and pray she might dia before he returned, GIRLS HAVE WEAK HEARTS NEW YORK Heart trouble claims more victims among New York schoolgirls than any other malady, according to health association figures just compiled.

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LEGISLATORS’ WIVES GUESTS OF MRS. DUVALL Indiana Woman’s Republican Club Also Entertained by Mayor's Wife at Marott Hotel. More than two hundred members of the State Assemblywoman’s Club and the Indiana Woman’s Republican Club were guests of Mrs. John L. Duvall at a Valentine tea given this afternoon from 2:30 until 5 in the ballroom of the Marott Hotel.

Candelabra with tall red tapers were used on the tea table on which was a flat centerpiece of red sweet peas and roses. Tea and red heart shaped cakes with bonbon wafers were served. Presiding at the tea table were Mesdames Jack Carr and O. R. Scott and Misses Margaret Robert Duvall, Betty Ellen Buser and Mary Margaret Tutewiler. During the afternoon a program was presented by Miss Florence Martha Keepers, pianist; Miss Mary Ann Rundell, violinist; Mrs. John Paul Ragsdale, soprano; Miss Maxine Moore, contralto; Miss Helen J. Sartor, reader, and “Baby” Gail Keifer, dancer. Mesdames T. A. Washburn, J. Lawrence Wells and W. S. Buser had charge of the program for Mrs. Duvall. In the receiving line with the hostess were - Mesdames Ed Jackson, Arthur R. Robinson, James E. Watson, Ralph Updike, Clyde A. Walb, George V. Coffin, F. E. Schortemeier, Grace Banta Urbahns, W. A. Gremetspacher, O. C. Lukenbil, E. N. Cook, E. C. Rumpler, Percy Gipe, E. J. Hecker and S. A. Shesler. The assisting hostesses were: Mesdames C. J. Buchanan, W. C. Smith, W. C. Buser, A. L. Reeves, Frank Butler, Allen T. Fleming, Charles Shaw. John C. Ruokelshaus. John A. Geoige, John E. Milnor, Roy O. Shaneberger, J. W. Friday, O. D. Haskett, Samuel Lewis Shank, J. D. Moss, David Ross. E. F. Branch of Martinsville, Frank J. Lahr, H. D. Tutewiler. Harry Dunn, W. O. I&tes, M. Bert Thurman, Helen Karns, Lawrence F. Orr, N. M.' King. J. Walter Jarvis, Bloomfield H. Moore, A. N. Bobbitt, Wolf man, Henry Campbell, Gaylor Morton, Luke W. Duffy, F. Harold Van Orman, J. C. Travis, W. C. McMann, Horace Carey, Irving Cox, S. R. Artman, Charles Remy and Clarence Martin and Miss Clara Gilbert. MUSICAL PROGRAM Mr. and Mrs. Walter Baylor, 433 Riley Ave., will • entertain with a musical Friday evening. The program will be given by R. W. Rider, Jack Glascock, John Holstrum, Joan Baylor, Charline Meredith, Eileen Holstrum, Mary Lloyd, Lorene Pritchard, Clara Thompson, Dorothy Ann Jose, Walker Baylor, Jr.

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PERSONAL ITEMS The woman’s “500” division of the Hoosier Athletic Club will meet Tuesday at 2:15. The monthly bridge party for the men of the Hoosier Athletic Club will be held Friday night at the club. The Seymour Social Club met this afternoon at the home of Mrs. Isadore Christy, 902 E. Eleventh St., with Miss Lorena Spray assisting. The Holy Name Society of St. Roch’s Church will entertain with a dance and card party at the hall, 3000 S. Meridian St., this evening. Mrs. Floyd Jones. 5159 Arsenal Ave., will entertain the On-Ea-Ota Club Friday, afternoon. Mr. and Mrs. George K. Jones. 4011 Washington Blvd., are visiting Mr. and Mrs. John Roberts at Palm Beach, Fla. Invitations have been issued by Mrs. Samuel E. Perkins 111, for a luncheon bridge at her home, 3251 N. 1 Pennsylvania St.

Home Scene of Wedding Miss Martha Elizabeth Alien, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. E. B. Allen, 1028 Newman St., was married' Wednesday evening at the home of her parents to Edwin Hocker, with the Rev. E. S. Weidman officiating. Bridal colors of pink and white were* used throughout the home and an archway of greenery was arranged for the ceremony. Orville Fortner, pianist, played a group of bridal airs before the ceremony. Forest Hocker, cousin of the bridegroom, was best man and Miss Esther Harper was maid of honor. She wore a flesh-colored georgette dress trimmed in lace and carried varicolored sweetpeas. The bride, who was given in marriage by her father, wore a gown of shell pink georgette trimmed with rhinestones and bridal lace. She wore a wreath of otange blossoms and rhinestones in her hair and carried a shower bouquet of pink roses and narcissus. A reception for fifty guests followed the service, after which the couple left for a short wedding trip. They will be at home in the Brookside apartments. LINCOLN LUNCHEON The Seventh District Woman's Republican Club will hold a Lincoln day luncheon at the Columbia Club Saturday, at 12:30. Mrs. Asa Penny, of Ohio, will speak on “My Responsibility to My Country.” NEW CHAPTER ORGANIZED At a recent meeting of Gamma Delta Alpha sorority anew chapter known as Beta chapter was organized with the following officers: Mildred Hildebrandt, president; Mary

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OH, MY! AGE OF WOMEN IN BIG TYPE Feminine Voters Demanding Responsibility Be Fixed. Bit United Press HOLDEN. Mass.. Feb. 10.— Woman’s choicest secret —her age—has been revealed here on a wholesale scale, and Holden's feminine voters are outraged. Under the annual custom, r.ev voting lists were posted in the town hall. Beside each woamn’s name was her age in hold type, while the ages of tho males, which didn't matter much anyway, were missing. An appeal was made to Assessor George B. Cgswell. He referred the delegation to Mrs. Frances Phillips town clerk, whose age was among those bared. She didn’t know how it happened arid neither did the district tax supervisor, but the women still hope to place the responsibility. VALENTINE DANCE Vincent Farrell is chairman of the annual valentine dance of the Iloosier Athletic Club to be held Saturday night. Tho committee is arranging special decorations and dances in keeping with the season. Members of the committee in charge are: Homer Archer, E. J. Schwegmati. Martin Matz, Ike Riley, IJarry Morton. Ardis Graybill, Leo Kalb, Russell Seerest. Warde Fowler, Vere Ransdell, Harold Williams and Wll Ham MeCaslin.

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