Indianapolis Times, Volume 38, Number 194, Indianapolis, Marion County, 19 November 1926 — Page 21

NOV. 19, 1926

MEN SUFFER NOW AND WAIT FOR WIVES TO COME HOME

It’s All Right for Mother to Go Off to Her Clubs —It’s Husband’s Turn for Watchful Waiting, Mencken, the Bachelor Sage, Is Told. By Mrs. Walter Ferguson The saddest thing in print in a long time is Mr. Mencken’s wail about America’s suffering married men. The Bachelor Sage of Baltimore says that men do not get anything out of marriage any more, that they are martyrs to a feminine trick and the most disillusioned and dejected gang that ever trod in pants.

If you have tears, here is where they must fall. We had not thought very much about it, hut consider this great country filled with married men, haggard, woe-begone, underfed, dull and downcast, victims of this thing called New Freedom. Did the heavens ever witness so pitiful a eight as the great American husband whose mamma will not stay home? Everywhere you go you may see them, these pathetic married men, listlessly going up and down their golf courses, sitting indifferent at their football games, sighing as they attend their business conferences, gazing with tear-dimmed eyes at musical comedies, and now and then weeping in anguish upon the shoul dors of a metallic blonde —pale, neglected, hungry, trying to be brave. But underneath this noble attempt to bear up under things a piercing eye, like Mencken’s, can discern the poignant longing for slippers and easy chair, the dull ache for domesticity. W Not since the Roman galleys held chained to the oars prisoners of war, has the world beheld such slaves as America’s tenor singing papas. Mother will go off to her clubs, and MILLIONS USE IT 10 SION COLD "Pape’s Cold Compound” ends severe colds or grippe in few hours

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so dad sits miserably in at the stud poker game, longing for his own fireside, getting no kick out of a straight lush and mixing his cocktails with unwilling hand. The trains, the bleachers, the hotels, the committee rooms, th streets are alive with despondent husbands, eadly sighing, "My wife’s gone to the country, Hurray, Hurray!” With the keen intuition of a bachelor, Mr. Mencken sees their suffering. Well, let ’em suffer. It’s their turn. We did it long enough, goodness knows. And we did not squeal or get drunk on bootleg booze while we were doing it, either.

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Saint and Sinner / By ANNE AUSTIN

In that embarrassing moment, Faith’s first thought was for Cherry—she was immensely glad that her little sister had not opened the door when she and Bob Hathaway were in each other's arms. “Yes, I took the letters,” Faith told her quietly, but she could not keep her eyes from shining with joy. “I came to ask Bob for an explanation, and it’s just as I thought—it wasn’t Bob at all; he knew nothing whatever about the letters. It was his stenographer, Lola Gonzales —” “She hates he like poison,” Cherry's scarlet lips set in a thin, ugly line. “Why?” Faith put her hand on Cherry's shoulder and turned the girl so that she had to face her. “Well, I got her job with Mr. Cluny didn't I? And if you must know,” the little head, in Its saucy brown cloche was flung up defiantly, “she’s nuts about Chris Wiley, and I made him give her the air.” “He must have laid her off only temporarily,” Bob Hathaway cut in unsmilingly, "for he’s been going around with her since you became engaged to Uncle Ralph.” “That’s a lie!” Cherry' flung the ugly word at him in childish fury. “He’s through with her, I tell you! I guess I ought to know —” “Because you’re seeing Chris Wiley yourself on the sly,” Bob Hathaway’s anger rode high, reckless of Faith’s distressed, pleading eyes. “Cherry, you've grot to apologize to Bob!" Faith seized her sister’s arms and shook her as if she had been a naughty child. “He’s going to do everything he can to unravel this mystery and put a stop to those blackmail letters, and I’m not going to let you pay him back by calling him ugly names. Apologize right now!” To Bob’s amazement Cherry’s small face began to quiver, and tears welled up in the golden eyes. “I’m sorry, Bob. I’ll be good. I I apologize,” -Cherry’s voice came sweet and muffled from the little head cradled in the hollow of Faith’s shoulder. “All right, infant!" Bobby’s voice was comradely and gay again. “Now, listen to the report of Detective Faith Lane, and we’ll decide where to go from here.” s After Faith had rapidly sketched the day’s adventures for Cherry—the finding of conclusive evidence against Lola Gonzales, Bob’s logical accounting for his meeting with “Handsome Hatry,” Pete Gonzales, under the veranda of “Ye Olde Logge Cabin,” and Lola’s frightened fleeing during their absence from lunch. Bod Hathaway reached for his hat. “There’s no use wasting time in speculating on how Lola got the lowdown on Cherry. The thing to do is to find her and put the fear of the Lord and the law into her. Wait— I’ll look up her address and we’ll drive out to her house.” Within five minutes the three of them were in Bob’s roadster, headed

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for the “across-the-tracks” part of town. It was Bob who knocked at the door and who greeted the shapeless, middle-aged, blondined woman who at last answered his knock. “I’m your daughter’s employer, Mr. Hathaway, Mrs. Gonzales,” Bob smiled pleasantly. “She left me quite suddenly today, while I was at lunch, and her note said her mother was very ill. I wanted to offer any assistance in my power.” The woman but shook her head in frank bewilderment. “That Lola! What’ll she be up to next? Lord, Mr. Hathaway, I ain’t sick! And if I was, Lola wouldn’t know notldng about it. She ain’t been livin’ at home for a dog’s age. She got sore and left home when I laid the law down to her about that low-life rascal, Chris Wiley.” "Do you know where she Is living, Mrs. Gonzales?” Bob’s voice was sympathetic and ingratiating at the same time. “Got a room over on the West Side somewhere. Oh, Pete! Pete! Do you know Lola’s address?” She turned her head and bawled into the black Interior behind the door. “Who wants to know?” a hoarse voice challenged. “Mr. Hathaway, that Lola works for!” Mrs. Gonzales shouted. “Cornmere!” There was no answer. Faith and Bob exchanged a quick glance of foreboding and suspicion as the seconds dragged on. At last Mrs. Gonzales, impatient from bawling unsuccessfully for her son, went in search of him. “I’m going to scout around the back of the house," Bob told her suddenly. “Chase him In the car if be comes out this way. Cherry can drive." (To Be Continued) (.Copyright, 1926, NEA Service, Inc.) NEXT—Pete Gonzales, cornered, promises to “come clean.”

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