Indianapolis Times, Volume 38, Number 28, Indianapolis, Marion County, 14 June 1926 — Page 3

JUNE 1926

PR OHIBITION SHO lIS HE-MEN SLIPPING

Biologist Sees Women Becoming Stronger Sex as Males Become Lounge Lizards.

Times Wnshinfjton Bureau, 1322 Xew York Avenue WASHINGTON, June 14.—While politicians see in prohibition only its possible effect on the foutures of the political parties, biologists would be more inclined to consider it in its relation to other signs of the times. Scientists take a long-range view of human life, while politicans don’t look much beyond the next election. To* the biologist who is trying to find out how many hundreds of millions of years the human animal has ranged the earth, the life oj a United States Senator, from birth to death, looms up about as big as a fly-speck on the sky. So the biologist wouldn't care any more about whether a congresman were wet or dry than he would about the size of type in the Congressional Record. He-Men Slipping But he might find something else of real interest in prohibition as merely one of numerous indications of the gradual elimination of the he-man from the scheme of life. Until tjie Scopes trial at Dayton, Tennessee, dragged the theory of evolution out of ponderous scientific books and played it up'on the first page in daily newspapers, the genSUFFERED FROM AWFUL BLOATING SHE NEAR CHOKED Local Lady Relieved of Stomach Trouble, Nervousness and 111 Health by Konjola. Day after day and week after week and month after month, crowds continue to call and see the Konjola Man at Hook’s 'drug store, Pennsylvania and Market streets, Indianapolis, where he is introducing this celebrated new Konjola

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eral run of humanity knew nothing about it. They took their science mainly fro mthe Book of Genesis. Since then more people have been trying to find out what it's ail about. The result has been a crop of amateur scientists and philosophers who want to look at life through a microscope. One of them has evolved a theory that many of our present-day worries, including prohibition, grow out of thfe fact that the he-man is on his way to extinction, along with the she-woman, and that the up-and-coming race is made up of she-men and he-women. Clave Men Bqss Here’s a rough draft of his process j of reasoning: In the early period of the human race the cave man was the boss and the descendants of Eve his slaves. Might made right among men themselves and the weak never got a look-in. Later on an equalizing influence was invented that was called justice; and ways were discovered for protecting the weak from the might, brutality and tyranny of the strong. It was discovered that laws could be put into force that would give the weakling a show for his white ally and enable him to get by in spite of his weakness and live on the same earth with the strong. As the weak multiplied and replenished the earth with their kind, they made more and more laws to weaken the strong and strengthen the weak. Equality became a popular word. Finally the meek, or the weak, were given the golden promise that they should inherit the earth. Strong Are Tamed A whole lot happened during the centuries that this equalizing process was going on, until we got down to the present day when we find that tjie weak have actually inherited the earth and are making the strong jump through the hoop. In attempting to prove his theory this amateur biologist claims that there, is significance in the fact that most, preachers are more feminine than masculine both mentally and physically, and that they have learned the trick of subduing the strong with laws: and that, in fact, they exert a powerful influence in government. Then he calls attention to the appalling percentage of young men who were found unfit for military service during the World War —the growing antagonism to military training to make men fit to fight—the opposition to outdoor sports on the only day that most men can devote .to them —the multiplicity of laws to weaken the strong and strengthen the weak —in fact, a general tendency to make sissies and mollycoddles of the young males. Women Stronger Now comes a startling climax to this disturbing theory. Our amateur biologist says that as the male grows weaker the female is growing stronger, and that as there must be strength in life the women are

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325 RECEIVE DIPLOMAS Commencement Exercises Held at Notre Dame Sunday. Bu United Press SOUTH BEND, Ind., June 14Degrees wer conferred on 325 members of the senior class of Notre Dame University at the commencement exercises late Sunday. Six honorary degrees were given to distinguished members of the clergy and laity. MURDER TRIAL IS SET Bu Times Special FRANKLIN, Ind., June 14.—Stanley Hedger, 24, of Edinburg, today faced trial on a second degree murder charge. He was indicted Saturday In connection with the fatal shooting of Frank Brarihan, 47, in a card game. Trial was set for July 26.

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