Indianapolis Times, Volume 38, Number 18, Indianapolis, Marion County, 2 June 1926 — Page 1

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WET ISSUE CONFRONTS DEMOCRATS Rauch or Curry Urged for Senate Honor if Deadlock Develops. CONVENTION THURSDAY First Efforts for Plank on Prohibition Fail. The wet and dry issue forged to the front today in Democratic State convention activities. With a deadlock foreseen on four of the six primary election candidates for the party's long term senatorial nomination, interest began to crystallize on the candidacies of,Former Congresman George Rauch of Marlon and L. William Curry of Indianapolis. Delegates gathering for the convention which opens at Tomlinson Hall at 9 a m. Thursday, were importuned by blocs of delegates from the Fifth and Thirteenth districts to swing to Rauch or Curry, if it becomes apparent none of the four other candidates can win. Curry said he believed a wet candidate with a wet plank would attract 100,000 Republican voters to the Democratic ticket. It will take anew issue, one of wide appeal, for the minority party to win this fall, all delegates agreed*, but doubt was expressed that a majority will favor this issue, despite the strong current of support for it. Plank Is Sought Aside from urging the nomination of a friend of measures to modify the Volstead act and Eighteenth amendment, an attempt will be made by the blocs to secure inclusion of a plank in the party platform embracing their views and calling for a referendum on prohibition, it was reported. , The platform advisory committee, composed of fifteen leaders chosen by State Chairman R. Earle Peters of Ft. Wayne to advise the resolutions committee, refused the demand of the blocs this morning, it. was learned. It was then that It was decided to carry the tight directly to the resolutions group. The convention rules, however, it was forecast, will preclude the possibility of the question reaching the convention floor. The rules, it was reported, will provide that all declarations of principles submitted from the convention floor be referred to the resolutions committee without reading or debate. Active Campaigning Active campaigning was being carried on by the fiur candidates who led in the primary and leaders declared the situation was so involved that It was wholly impossible to say who holds an advantage. Observers were agreed the first few ballots will show an almost even division of choice among John Fred(Turn to Page 13) OPINION AMS PAVINGIS LEGAL Official Holds Work Can Not Be Halted. Property owners on Linden St., between Orange and Minnesota Sts., who have objected to paving of that stretch by, the Union Asphalt Construction Company are without legal power to halt the work, according to the opinion Don Roberts, assistant city attorney, gave the board of works today. , ' Roberts said property owners failed to .remonstrate in a legal manner at the proper time and that the charge of $7.30 per lineal foot was not excessive, as the company was forced to build 190 feet of sewerß with a twelve-inch drain and numerous connections. A few days ago Mrs. Cora Baker, 1804 Linden St., was arrested when she registered objection to the improvement by standing In the street. She was struck by a company truck. Police released her when she agreed to make no further physical attempt to block the paving.

*Block and Tackle” Drink Potent Ever drink any "block-and-tackle" liquor? Motorpollceman Fred Hague discovered the new Intoxicant recently when arresting a man who had given his wife a severe beating during a drinking bout. As the man was being brought to police headquarters, Hague asked the man what he had been drinking. "Well, It was Just a little stronger than concentrated lightning," the man said In an unsteady tone. "I call It 'block-and-tackle.’ ” v "■What do you mean?” Hague asked. v“Well, officer, you drink this stoff in one block and by the time you get In the next bleck you tackle anything from a ■wild ca* to a dragon.”

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But Dawes, Lowden, Watson Also Have Eyes on Presidency. Bu United Press WASHINGTON, June 2.—Hats are falling fast into the ring for President Coolidge’s job so fast that politicians here are amazed. Senator William E. Borah, antiworld court dry; Vice President Charles G. Dawes and former Governor Frank O. Lowden of Illinois have made recent gestures indicating they would not refuse the 1928 Republican presidential nomination. With the next Republican convention about two years off, and no word from the White House as to whether Coolidge will seek another term, unusual significance Is being attached to recent developments. Besides the four mentioned, a dozen others are in the background, led by Speaker Nick Longworfh of Ohio, Secretary of Commerce Hoover of California, and Senator Wadsworth, the New York wet. While anything may happen in two years to boost or kill the chances of the leading quartet, here is the situation as interpreted by politicians here: 'BORAH "After Congress adjourns," he has announced, "there are several questions which will bear discussion among the people." Foremost of these questions is that of prohibition, and Borah has come to the front within the past (Turn to Page 13) Mother Dies Saving Child From Train Bu Unit'd Pres* DUQUESNE. Pa., June 2.—A wid owed mother today gave her life to save that of her 7-year-old daughter. Mrs. Rosa Stolar, 31, as usual, accompanied her daughter Mary to school. When they approached the railroad tracks of the Pennsylvania, near Duquesne station. Mrs. Stolar holding the child's hand, stood by the tracks as an east bound passenger train roared by. When she started across, the engine of a west bound train bore down on the pair. Mrs? Stolar without a moment’s hesitation hurled the girl out of danger, but was killed herself. TAX SLASH DEMANDED Senator Copeland Cites Huge Surplus in U. S. Treasury. BU United Press WASHINGTON, June 2.—A plea for an Income tax reduction based on reports of a huge surplus accumulatingdn the treasury was made In the Senate today by Senator Copeland, New York. “If reports are true, there will soon be a large surplus in the treasury. Why shouldn't we ’have a reduction in the income tax?” Copeland demanded. He served notice he would ask the Finance Committee to report cn the matter. SIX FLEE LEAVENWORTH No Trace of Army Deserters Who x Tied Up Guard. Bu United Press LEAVENWORTH, Kan., June 2. —Posses in eastern Kansas and western Missouri were still searching early today for six military prisoners, all deserters, who Tuesday effected a break from the disciplinary barracks of Ft. Leavenworth. Five of the prisoners attacked and overpowered a guard and escaped, while the sixth, who did not take part in the attack on the guard, walked out a few minutes later. CHICAGO YOUTHS HELD Three Boys Who Ran Away at Detention Home. Three Chicago youths are held in the detention home here today, awaiting arival of their parents. Mrs. Ella L. Kroft, of the Travelers Aid Bureau, Union Station, learned they had run away from home. Ralph Henry, 17, of 2337 Kenwood Ave., is reported missing. His father told police, he has dark eyes, auburn hair, fair complexion and is blind in one eye. iewishcalpaign TOTAL $135,700 $8,700 in Contributions Reported at Meeting. Contributions totaling $8,700 were reported at the initial meeting of solicitors in the drive in Indiana for relief of suffering Jews of eastern Europe, held today at . the Claypool. This brought the total of the drive, opened Tuesday, up to $135,700. A total of $500,000 is sought in the State. Louis J. Borinstein, State chairman, presided at the meeting. The fund soared to $128,000 Tuesday, when contributions were reported at ,a meeting of Jewish women at noon and at a mass meeting at the Murat at night. MAN’S HAND MANGLED Morris Love, 944 Miley Ave., is in Indiana Christian Hospital today suffering with a badly mangled hand, received Tuesday while working at the Indianapolis Bleaching Company, 900 W. Wabash St. HOURLY TEMPERATURES 6 a. m. 63 10 a. m 75 7 a. m 64 11 a. m 76 8 a. 68 12 (noon) .... 76 9 a. m.!.... 78 1 p. m....... 7T

A Wee Bit Too Much Scotch Bu United Press NORFOLK, Va-, June 2. It was a wee bit too much Scotch in two ways that bothered Capt. Charles Moore Do Valin, commander of the Norfolk Naval Hospital, according to testimony today at his courtmartial'here, for drunkenness. Witnesses said he imbibed to much at a masquerade dance, and that he insisted on showing women guests how he wore Scotch kilts.

DELAY MET IN TRIAL OF STATE HIGHWAY CASE William Whaley Suit Tentatively Set for July 1— Others Later. After Frank Symmes, co-counsel for C. William Whaley, charged with grand larceny, filed a motion with Criminal Judge James A. Collins today asking that the case not be tried on June 22, as announced, the court tentatively set it for trial July 1. The motion stated William E. Reilly, attorney, who is associated with Symmes and John F. Robbins in the defense, would be unable to try the cas'* June 21. was Indicted several months ago with John Williams, State highway commission director; Earl Crawford, commissioner; Georga Bartley, State employe, and Moses and Victor Goldberg, junk dealers, for the alleged misuse of surplus war materials owned by the State. The two Goldbergs, who face four grand larceny indictments, were to go on trial June 28. and Williams, Crawford, Bartley and the two Goldbergs, co-defendants on charge of conspiracy to embezzle, were to face trial July 1. The defendants will face trial on these charges some time in July after Whaley has been tried, Judge Collins said. Rerny said he expects to try Ralph Lee. alleged murderer of Abner Peek, Speedway City grocer, in Franklin, June 21. On June 14 he is expected to go to trial in the case of Jesse D. Hamrick, local attorney; his wife, Mrs. Della M. Hamrick, and James Ecton, Neero, charged with conspiracy to commit arson. Remy indicated the Hamrick case tnay have to be passed. 2,1 KILLED IN BMACYCLONE Belated Dispatches Tell of Terrific Death Toll. Bu United Press RANGOON, June 2.—At least 2,800 persons were killed In the cyclone which swept Burma, May 23. and as the check on the toll continued it was feared that the list may reach 4,000, the commissioner for Arrakan has announced. The greater port of the deaths were in Mungdaw Township, where a tidal wave swept up the Naaf River for many miles. The scene is one of utmost desolation, with dead cattle floating on the waters and. ruined homes on the banks of the stream. scopes Tearing "ends High Tribunal to Decide Famous Evolution Case. Hu United Press NASHVILLE, Tenn., June 2. Evolution and John Thomas Scopes, the young school teacher who violated the law to test it, gave Way to other things In Tennessee today, and the evolution disputants left their case to the , decision of the State Supreme Court. After two days of heated arguments, dealing largely In personalities, both sides rested late Tuesday afternoon and closed the second and perhaps final step in the much advertised Scopes case. Clarence Darrow, noted attorney, gave the closing argument for the defense. WOMAN DRIVER HURT Motorist Receives Bruised Shoulder In Auto Crash. Mrs. Dora 2707 Bellefontaine St., suffered painful shoulder bruises and was taken to Indiana Christian Hospital today when her car collided with one driven by Phil Goldman of St. gustine, Fla., at Capitol Ave. and Michigan St. Goldman was not held. HOW HOOSIERS VOTED Watson and Robinson Said “Yes’* on Cloture. Bu Times Soecinl WASHINGTON, June 2.—Senators Watson and Robinson Tuesday voted for cloture on the migratory bird bill, which would have permitted quick disposition of that bill to take up farm relief. On the viva voce vote later to take up the farm relief bill, they voted for the motion. >

INDIANAPOLIS, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 2, 1926

GILLIOM IS WINNER IN FIRST TILT Court Overrules Shumaker’s Motion in Contempt Case. TRIAL DATE SET JUNE 8 Anti-Saloon Trio Must Answer Amended Charges. \ An Important victory was scored today by Attorney General Arthur L. Gilliom in his prosecution of Dr. Edward S. Shumaker, superintendent of the Indiana Anti-Saloon League, and the latter's associates, on charges of contempt when State Supreme Court overruled Shumaker’s motions to strike out vital parts of the charges against them. Overruling Shumaker's motions to make the original information against him more specific and to delete Important parts of Gilllom's amended Information, the court set June 8 for the group to answer the amended charges of contempt, all of which received the cognizance of the court. Centers on Report Shumaker and his associates, Ethan A. Miles and Jess E. Martin, the latter league attorneys, are charged with incorporating false and contemptuous statements about the Supreme Cour. in the league's 1925 annual report. The report, distributed in pamphlet form, brands the court as "liberal in its sentiments toward the prohibition law,” as well as "wet." Gilllom’s office force Is denounced in the report as "inefficient.” Numerous decisions of the court are reviewed by Shumaker, criticised generously and Gilliom contends reported "falsely.” In the latter's amended information the official reports on the decisions are compared with the league's versions to show the discrepancies. Expected to Appear Unless Shumaker and his co,defendants present other dilatory motions In the meantime, it Is expected that they will appear before the court on the date fixed today and answer the charges. James Bingham is attorney for the trio. "Gilliom will be assisted In the prosecution hy Solon J. Carter and Will H. Thompson. Indianapolis attorneys. Bingham said he would confer immediately with Shumaker, Miles and Martin. He said he would not know at once what his next step would he. ELWOOD MAN KILLED Auto Overturns Near Warsaw—Dies in Hospital. Vu United Press WARSAW, Ind., June 2.—The body of Dr. W. Z. King. Elwood dentist, wag to be taken to his home In Elwood today for burial. Dr. King died in the hospital here from a fractured skull received when his auto overturned south of Warsaw. Tuesday. WOMAN JAN DIE IN GUN BATTLE Terrific Fight Staged at Roadhouse. Bu United Press CHICAGO, June 2.—Miss Margaret Quinteriz, a young stenographer, today furnished police with the only clew that they have been able to obtain in their investigation into the murders of James Lombard, a jeweler, and Mrs. Crystal Barrier, at a roadhouse early today. Miss Quintenz, one of the party fired upon, gave police the name of the driver of the “death car” in which the assassins rode. Mrs. Violet Bass, another victim in the battle, may die. Police were inclined to believe the affair was a gang shooting and that the women were Innocent victims. $1,500 HOME FIRE A $1,500 Are of unknown origin damaged the two-story frame residence of Mrs. Annie Smith, 5859 E. Washington St., shortly after 8 a. rn. today.

COUNCIL HEAD FOR CHANGE IN TRACKS

Boynton Moore Plans Proposal to Clear Washington St. Downtown and Have Car Loop Established.

Expansion of the downtown business district by removal of all street car tracks from Washington St. between Delaware and Capitol and routing: of the cars In a loop over Delaware and Georgia Sts., Capitol Ave. and Ohio St. will be proposed iri city council soon, Boynton J. Moore, council president, said today. Moore said he also favors elimination of canvas awnings and construction of a uniform covering of

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POLICE CHIEF TO RECOMMEND IDO MOREPAIR9LMEN Expect Budget to Provide Addition to Outgrown Force. Addition of approximately 100 patrolmen, to Insure more adequate police protection for the city, was expected to be provided for In the next year’s budget of the board of safety. Chief Claude F. Johnson said he will recommend to the board that the force be increased sufficiently to fill all of the three shifts and have thirty extra men. which would re quire about 100 more patrolmen. The exact number has n>>t neon decided. City Councilman Austin H. Todd said majority tactior of jhe council favors the proposed increase in the force. Mayor Duvall and O. D. Haskett. safety board president. sr4 un derstood to favor a larger force.

FRICTION CAUSE OF POLICE SHIFT Worley Named Acting Head of Detectives. In transferring Inspector Claude Worley to acting head of the detective department Tuesday, tward of safety members are said to have desired to eliminate friction between Meads of the police department. Worley had been slated by the politicians to be chief of police, but Claude F. Johnson was named. The step reduces the authority of Capt. Jerry Kinney, considered one of the best detectives in any American police department. It is believed a preliminary procedure to enactment by city council of an ordinance restoring the office of supervisor of decetlves they abolished to banish Michael J. Glenn, who held the office for a brief time. The shift Involved appointment of Capt. Lewis Johnson as acting po, lice inspector, with retention of his captaincy, transfer of Lieut. Leonard B. Forsythe to the traffic, department, and of Lieut. George Winkler from the detective force to the uniformed force.

FAIR, COOLER FORECAST June Starts Out With Temperature Just Above Normal Fair and somewhat cooler weather will he dished out to Indianapolis tonight and Thursday, Government Weather Bureau officials said today. The day began with a mark of 64, or 2 degrees above normal. June started auspiciously Tuesday, temperature averaging 69, 1 degree above normal. Figures for May show that the month has an average temperature of 64.3 degrees, 1.4 above normal and 3.59 Inches of rainfall, slightly below normal.

desirable material over the fronts of Washington St. stores. The plan would be to extend the covering from the second story. "The town-pump days of Indianapolis are over," Moore said. "The time has come to expand the business district." A similar proposal came from City Plan 'Commission President Gustave G. Schmidt when he was in city council eight years ago.

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Two Rights, Two Lefts; Two Pairs

Two young men were two pairs of shoes richer today as the result of a unique swindle they worked Tuesday on employes of Newark Shoe Company stores at 131 and 164 N. Illinois St. At the store at 164 N. Dllnols St. one of the youths tried two models of the same size on Tiis right foot. His request that he be allowed to take the two shoes for his right foot home to show his mother was g.'anted. At the store at 181 N. Illinois St. he tried the same model and size shoes on his left foot. His request that he be allowed to show the two shoes for the left foot to his mother was granted. Managers of the two stores met and decided they had been robbed of two pairs of shoes. Police believe' the two youths wear the same size.

HINDU MAY GET A FREE , TRIP HOME U. S, Attorney Moves to Have Naturalization Papers Cancelled. Abdul Rub Mollah Is haring a oneway ticket to Calcutta. India, written for him by United States District Attorney Albert Ward. Ward has filed a petition asking for cancellation of naturalization papers given Mollah by the Orange County Circuit Court at Paoll, Sept. 26. 1918. Ward alleges A. R. Mollah received the papers hy fraudulent methods, and that when he filed his petition for naturalization on Nov. 13, 1917, he was prohibited from doing so by an act of Congress Feb. 6, 1917, which prohibited admission of persons of Asiatic descent into America. Mollah took out his papers at Paoli and waa a resident of French Lick at the time. Ward said he probably will be deported. He is married to a woman of African descent. Ward said. According to information sent Ward by the immigration department at Washington, Mollah is a descendant of one of the oldest families of Calcutta, India.

SCORE SEE DROWNING lAd Loses Life in Lagoon at Evansville Park. Bu United Press EVANSVILLE. Ind.. June 3. —The waters of the lagoon in Garvin Park here had claimed their third victim of the season today. While a score of persons stood helpless on the bank watching his struggles, Edward Edwards, 11, was drowned last night. POND CIjAIMS VICTIM Youth Seized With Cramps While * , Swimming; Drowns. BU United Press DELPHI, Ind., June 2.—Seized with cramps while swimming in a pond near Delphi, Ernest Bllckenstaff, 15, drowned late Tuesday. The body was recovered within a quarter of an hour. HOT AFTER KIWANIANS Indianapolis Men WO Seek to Bring 1927 Convention Here. - Determined effort to secure the 1927 meeting of Klwar.is international will bo made next week In Montreal by Henry T. Davis, manager of the Indianapolis Chamber of Commerce convention bureau, and Harry E. Yockey, lieutenant governor of Kiwanis, who left for the Canadian city today to establish Indianapolis convention headquarters. Memhpis, Tenn., is the only other city making a bid for the 1927 con vention.

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DAYLIGHTSAVING MEASURE VETOED BY MAYOR DUVALL Council Not Expected to Pass Ordinance Over Protests. Mayor John L. Duvall today vetoed the daylight saving ordinance passed by city council at a special session Saturday. Doubt was-" expressed that the council would pass over the mayor's veto the measure, which required that city clocks he turned up an hour at 2 p. m. Sunday. The mayor, in a letter to council accompanying the veto, said that daylight saving; tipie was a war measure and during the war helped increase production. “But in my mind conditions at present dd not require daylight saving time from an economic or business standpoint,” he said. The time change, he declared, would work hardships on many'business concerns which are engaged In businesses which now requires them to begin operations at an early hour. The measure was passed hy a council at a special session with a 6-to-l vote. O. Ray Albertson and Erward B. Rnub, who have not Indorsed the measure, were absent. Asa two-thirds vote Is required to pass the ordinance over the veto and several of the majority faction hers are said to be wavering on their stand, repnssage of the measure was not expected.

11 MISSING IN BOAT DISASTER Hunt Mother and Daughter at New York. Bu United Press NEW YORK. June 2.—Efforts to raise the sunken Hudson River steamer Washington Irving were forgotten today as a search was made for Mrs. Lynn Arthur Hoag and her daughter, Mary, agbd 3, unaccounted for since the bor.t sank, Tuesday morning. After the excitement of the rescue of the 200 passengers and more than 100 crew members of the Washington Irving had suhslded, Betty and Arthur Hoag, aged 7 and 5. respectively, were found crying for their mother. ‘SHOW ME’ STATE, TOO But Missouri Woman Objects to OneTiece Bat tong Suits. Bu Times P^erlnl ATLANTIC. CITY. N. J., June 2. —Mrs. P. G. Harvey, a member of the Missouri delegation to the general Federation of Women's Cluhs is opposed to one-piece bathing suits on Atlantic City Beaches. “I'll never come here again,’’ said the Indignant Missouri woman, who had been shown. “What is needed Is to make a bonfire and burn up all these one-piece costumes." Mrs. Harvey did not suggest what the girls would wear then.

DRY TO BOSS SWEDEN Prohibitionist Expected to Succeed to Premiership. Bu United-Press STOCKHOLM. June 2.—M. C. J. Ekman, leader of the Swedish prohibition party, is expected to succeed to the premiership vacated today hy Premier Richard J. Sandler. He would form a liberal cabinet. * Sandler resigned after an adverse vote In Parliament on the Cavernment'a unemployment pj&c?.

Forecast Mostly fair weather and lomewhat cooler tonight and Thursday.

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STREET CAR STRIKE HERE THREATENED 1 % Organizer Says Walkout Will Be Ordered if Demands Are Refused. SCHEDULED FOR 2 A. M., Company Attempts to Head Off Action. Street car company officials today' attempted to head off a strike of 1 employes threatened for 2 a. m. Thursday. Robert Armstrong, vice president of the Amalgamated Association oft Street and Electric Railway. Em* ployes of America, said that tha strike was to be called at 2 a. m. if the company refused demanda of employes for wage increases to ba presented late today. An effort to obtain a temporary in* Junction In Federal Court restraining Armstrong and James Parker, association organizers, from calling the strike wss expected to be made this afternoon. Number in Disputa Armstrong said about 1.900 men, two-thirds of the csr company employes. would go on strike if the walk-out Is ordered. Company officials, however, said they believed the number would be much amaller. They said they believed the strikers w’ould be the younger and mors recent employes of the company who are "looking for excitement," and not the trusted employes. Railway company officers Saturday said they expected the strike momentarily after Memorial day. Pojice Chief Claude F. Johnson said police are prepared to prevent a tie-up of traffic. He will aid in an effort to keep the cars running, he said, assigning policemen and firemen to ride with the motormen and conductors. Parker and Armstrong have been in Indianapolis six weeks attempting to unionize the street car workers. Hindered hy Police Armstrong and Parker and -their associates have been arrested by police more than forty times since, attorneys for the two charged In Federal Court In a plea to Federal Judge Robert C. Baltzell for an injunction restraining police from hindering them. Most of, the streets were on vagrancy charges. Judge Baltzell dismissed their ple for an injunction. Judge Baltzell abruptly ended a hearing on their petition for a temporary restraining order when he noticed street railway company ate torneys representing the city in the case. He reprimanded the attorneys and scored the street railway company’* and Armstrong's counsel for "de : grading the Federal Court by bxinjt* Ing petty disputes between the corn* pany and organized labor, into It." Mayor Asked to Act Mayor Duval) today refused to ao> cept the suggestion of Frank IV Baker, attorney for the union merwi that he attend a conference of env* ploeys and company officials. H said he believed Baker wished hln* to act as a mediator. “I know nothing of the difficulty other than reported in the news, papers and I refused," Duvall aalft. Duvall said that he had heard tha strike would he called. He declared, the city administration propossa enforce the law. * NO HOPE FOR MINERS Three Men Are Buried In Fall sums i Bu United Press BUTTE, Mont., June 2,—No hop* that the three miners buried ur* der a fall of rock which engulfed them in the West Colusa Mine hero last night might still be alive waa held out her today. It will taka until late this afternoon to dig tha men out. It was said. The West Colusa Is the property of the Anaconda Copper Commpany,

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