Indianapolis Times, Volume 37, Number 279, Indianapolis, Marion County, 24 March 1926 — Page 6

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The Indianapolis Times EOT W. HOWARD, President. BOYD GURLEY, Editor. WM. A. MAYBORN. Bus. Mgr. Member of the Rcrlpps-Howard Newspaper Alliance • * • Client of the United Press and the NEA Service • * * Member of the Audit Bureau of Circulations. Published dailv except Sundny by Indianapolis Times Publishing Cos.. 214-220 W. Maryland St., Indianapolis * * * Subscription Rates: Indianapolis—Ten Cents a Week. Elsewhere —Twelve Cents a Week PHONE—MA in 3500.

No law shall be passed restraining the free interchange of thonght and opinion, or restriding the right to speak, write, or print freely, on any subject whatever.—Constitution of Indiana.

Old-Fashioned Girls? Were those girls in Michigan who caused the expulsion of ten young men from college really right when they called themselves “old-fashioned girls?" The girls gave a dance and invited the young men to come and Charleston with them. One of the boys brought a quart of liquor and ten boys admitted that they sampled its contents. ' The girls reported the matter to the president of the school and, as a matter of routine, those boys will cease their search for education. The college is its own world, living to itself. To be expelled is a form of capital punishment. It is the severest sentence and the greatest humiliation which can be passed upon an offender. All institutions make their own laws, just as States and the Nation enact statutes. The orderly life of the college depends upon their enforcement of its rules. In giving evidence against their guests, these girls acted as citizens of that little community, appealing to the one authority over the actions of its members. Instead of being old-fashioned, it might be suggested that here is a decidedly modern type of girl, an unusual type to be sure, but one which may solve a'l the problems of the future. For she exhibits a reliance upon law and authority which her grandmother would never have thought of as a guardian of her rights or her sensibilities. The old-fashioned girl, if there be any trust in memory, as written into fiction of a half century ago, did not have the courage to be an informer against a guest. If a young man offended she was so certain of her own powers of punishment and her own desirability that she merely refused to speak to him or to again receive him. The old-fashioned girl made her own standards of conduct for the man to whom she gave a welcome and if he disobeyed he took the consequences in a social ostracism that had in it a fear that modern laws do not seem to inspire. She softly sang “The lips that touch liquor shall never touch mine" —and meant it. Social life is' becoming rather complicated as it is, with girls becoming economically independent and engaging in competition in offices, stores and factories. There are those who see a lessening hold of home ties and fewer homes in the future. More girls are preferring money-making to matrimony and hesitate to wed a youth whose salary is less than twice her own. But what will happen when the example of these college girls is followed by every woman in every walk of life? The appeal of these girls, when they leave college, must be to the police or the Federal courts. They have had the courage to pioneer in law enforcement by forgetting traditional relationships of guest and hostess and placing the written law above unwritten social codes. They possibly have the answer to prohibition and other problems. If every woman immediately reported to the police the smell of whisky or wine or beer upon the breath of any young man, perfectly competent evidence in this State, would men quit drinking or would they quit calling on the girls? The old-fashioned girl got results without any law but her own wish. These modern girls, turning to punishment and force, may accomplish miracles.

Another Blunder? A world furore was created tlie other day when a summary of an alleged report of Ambassador Houghton to President Coolidge and Secretary Kellogg was cabled by a Washington correspondent to the London Times whence it was reproduced in the pnfess of every capital of Europe. Ambassador Houghton has just arrived in Washington from his post at the Court of St. James. Ho is a guest at the White House. Having been called home with Minister Gibson, from Switzerland, to give the Administration the low-down on the European pre-arms parley situation, here is what the Times correspondent says he reported: “Europe has learned nothing from the war and does not want to disarm. It has prepared the agenda for the forthcoming disarmament conference in such a way that it is -bound to fail. “The League of Nations is a mere ineffective holy alliance, interested chiefly In the balance of power. France, with its satellites, is the leader of this tendency, with Great Britain reluctantly following the French lead owing to interdependence of Franco-British interests in the Near East.” And, to wind up, Mr. Houghton is said to have told his superiors that Europe desires neither American aid nor American cooperation. Small wonder the old world was taken by the ears. Not because the ambassador said what he said, but because he appears to have told the world about it. This, Europe took as an unsolicited rebuke. Resentment in France, naturally, was particularly bitter. The renewed fall of the franc was attributed to the report and the chances for a settlement of the Franco-American debt were said to have been made more remote than ever. The question now i3, did Ambassador Houghton report in the sense the Times claims he did, or not? if he did, there was a serious, even a dangerous, leak somewhere. If he did not, the Washington correspondent of the London Times has done this country a serious disservice and should be asked to explain. The State Department has already denied that Mr. Houghton divulged the nature of his report to “any unofficial person.” But that is far too vague to be conclusive and Europe certainly will not dismiss the London Times story on the strength of that alone. On its face the agitation smacks of much ado about nothing. Such, however, is far from the case. In the language of the man in the street, America Lis already in bad the world over, thanks to persistent foreign misrepresentation and our own blunders, wid such as this i3 oil on the flames. A Th„e duty of the State Department is clear:

Someone connected with the American Government has blundered or the London Times has slipped. It is up to Secretary Kellogg to see that it doesn’t happen again, if he can help it. Our prestige is involved far more seriously than appears on the surface. In Two States Millions of Americans would welcome an opportunity this year to vote into public office men who are ready to help bring about a better state of affairs than is possible under the present prohibition law. One place and another, for one office and another, some of these voters may have such an opportunity. But, apparently, this will not be the case in Pennsylvania and Illinois. With Congressman William S. Vare seeking the Republican nomination for Senator in Pennsylvania and George Brennan seeking the Democratic nomination in Illinois, it is being said the primaries in those States will permit a test of the wet and dry sentment. Nothing could be less true. Vare and Brennan may be wet and certainly both hope to benefit from the increasing resentment against prohibition, but they do not represent the important element in the present demand for temperance. Scores of eminent churchmen, educators, jurists and leaders of industry, labor and business have gone on record the past year in favor of rationalizing and modifying prohibition. Does anyone imagine that these men will be found supporting Vare in Pennsylvania and Brennan In Illinois? It is inconceivable. The temperance movement —the so-called wet movement —is a cloak of respectability for these two men. Under this cloak they are the same two politicial gangsters they always have been: Vare who has made Philadelphia a synonym for crooked politics: Brennan who has made Cook County an ugly byword wherever decent Democrats meet. They won't do. Prohibition is being attempted in this country today largely because of politicians like Vare and Brennan. It was to “put the saloon out of politics" that many voted for prohibition. The saloon is gone, but they remain. They remain because prohibition has not cured the evil. It lias only exchanged the saloon for the bootlegger, the hidden dive-keeper, the illicit distiller, all as ready to provide campaign funds as pie saloon keeper ever was, all needing political protection more than the saloon keeper ever did. Vare and Brennan have pasted the label, "wet,” over the ugly labels that properly characterize themselves. Some sincere citizens may be fooled. These, however, will not include the intelligent voters who to bring moderation back into American life. As between Vare and Pinchot, they will vote for Pinchot. An honest dry rather than a dishonest wet. The intelligent wet is compelled to vote dry in. Pennsylvania this year. And a similar decision will have to be made In Illinois unless a decent advocate of temperance ai>pears to crowd George Brennan out of the picture.

Tom Sims Says

Wonder if these men who invent windshield wipers could invent some kind of an automatic handkerchief? \ They had a tornado in Florida. Very little damage was done, but it was quite a blow to the people. Turkey has raised the tariff bar on American goods so now we can ship her some genuine Turkish cigarets. In Denver, Colo., a girl shot up three robbers. She will make some man a fine husband. New York musician says music is the audible god. Perhaps It is. but some of it sounds like the devil. In Baltimore a man had his airplane stolen. No doubt the thief grabbed it and just flew. Perhaps women look into mirrors more often than men because they never find they needra shave. ac*!®Don't teach the baby to wave at people. The f:tle fellow i3 liable to grow up and become a traffic cop. (Copyright, 1926, NEA Service, Inc.) Indians First to Use Maple Syrup You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by writing to The Indianapolis Times Washington Bureau. 1322 New York Ave.. Washington. D. C.. inclosing 2 cents m stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given nor can extended research be undertaken. Ali other questions will receive a personal replj. unsigned ivouogtH cannot be answered. All letters are confidential.—Editor. How did early settlers in America know how to reduce the sap of sugar maple trees to sugar? They learned from the Indians, who had a crude method of collecting and boiling the sap. How many buffalo, elk and other animals are In Yellowstone National Park? . There are 500 antelope, 210 mountain sheep, B 0 wild buffalo, 162 buffalo in a fenced herd, 33,000 elk (the largest herd on the continent), and many bear, beaver, moose and deer. Does tlie Government, pay the burial expenses of a w idow of a Civil War veteran? No provision is made for burying the widow of a veteran, but if a veteran is a pensioner of the Government his funeral expenses, within certain limits, Will be paid. / Where is tlie Maumee River? It is a small river formed by the union of St. Joseph and St. Mary rivers at Fort Wayne, Indiana. It runs north into Paulding County, Ohio, and enters Lake Erie at its west end, about four miles northeast of Toledo, Ohio. Has Mary Piekford an adopted child? Yes. She adopted her niece, daughter of her sister, Lottie Piekford Rupp. How many persons died of influenza in the United States during the epidemic in 1918? How many United States soldiers died in France of the same disease? In the registration area of the United States statistics compiled by the census bureau show 1,471,367 deaths from influenza in 1918. There were 7,366 deaths from influenza among the United States soldiers in France and in addition 8,483 from pneumonia, some of which were undoubtedly attributable to influenza.

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ALL MODERN CONVENIENCES In planning yolir new home have you included all modern conveniences and built-in features? The latest wrinkle in bungalow construction is a built-in still. Police raiding the home of Donald Allen in Anderson —which he erected last fall —found a complete moonshine plant built-in. They had to tear out the whole side of the house, siding and studding, to removeMhe outfit. Perhaps the discovery was not surprising. In these officially arid days illicit moonshine stills hide everywhere, in kitchens, parlors, under beds, in cellars and hen houses. Why not Included as an integral part of anew bungalow? But the incident throw's more light on the prohibition situation and the popular reaction to the Volstead Act than all the endless argument and marshaled figures of wets, damps, and drys. A conI slderable fraction of the population is devoting time and ingenuity to circumvent the law' by producing and consuming fearful and wonderful alcoholic concoctions. No matter how aggressively dry sleuths wield the mop or to what lengths dry enforcement goes, moonshine will be made somewhere, somehow'. But for the friends of prohibition there is one ray of sunshine. Distillation of potable liquor is an intricate process. It requires scrupulously clean apparatus. expert supervision and sanitary surroundings. Even then the product must be mellowed with age to take off tho barbed wire edge. If you drink the output of hole-in-the-w'all stills you won’t he a prohibition problem long. You will soon be of more interest to the undertaker than to the dry j sleuths. SUPER POWER PLANT I | The State Line Generating Company, a company formed by the Insull public utility Interests. ! which filed incorporation papers in Indianapolis Monday, will erect the largest steam-operated electric power plant in the world in the Calumet district of Indiana, it is i announced. The first unit will be completed in 1933, and will cost |25,000,000. i It will have a generating capacity 1 of 287.000 horsepower. Ultimately the plant will cost $100,000,000 and I will develop 1,335,000 horsepower. The size of this super-power | project is staggering. This otio , plant would have supplied the entire State of Indiana with electricity twenty years ago. The first unit will furnish more than threo tinier as much “Juice" as the City of New York used in 1906.

In power development the completed plant will compare favorably with Muscle Shoals and the greatest hydro-electric piojctts. i And yet this mammoth power ■ plant is hut an incident in the industrial development of the Lake County region of Indiana. Twenty years ago the Calumet district was composed of sand, marsh, dunes and delinquent taxes, which the railroads reluctantly traveled to get to Chicago. Now that section is a great industrial region. Already it is one of the Nation's great steel-making, oil-refining and cement-producing centers, with hustling, rapidly growing cities. The plans for a super-power plant to be located in the Calumet i district are just an indication of ; w hat the future holds for the secj tlon. There In the near future | will be the industrial heart of : America. ONE-WAY TRAFFIC j Harvey Bedford, police 'traffic inspector, recommends that the one-way traffic plan now in operation four hours a day on N. Meridian St. be discontinued and the thoroughfare be restored to the two-way, catch as-catch-can type of traffic artery. Under the one-w'ay system the street, says the traffic boss, has J become a race course during oneway periods. Motorists come from as far east as College Ave. and as far west as Northwestern Ave. to “hit her up” on Meridian. Unquestionably traffic moves with celerity and sprlnghtllncss up and down this street in the oneway hours. And no doubt northside motorists from a large area concentrate on this street in getting to and from town because of its preferential character and the possibilities for greater speed. But those are the very factors that prove the one-way system is worth its salt. It speeds up movement In and out of the congested downtown district. Since the plan has been in effect Meridian St. has carried a heavier motor traffic during rush hours, at higher spefd. and with a smaller percentage cf serious accidents than any other main thoroughfare in the city. The reason is plain. Drivers go fast but their minds are concentrated on driving, not woolgathering. And at intersections side street traffic hesitates discreetly before plunging Into the stream. Ts some motorists take advantage of tho conditions and do race track stuff, a traffic, cop and the judge can cool their ardor. To abolish the one-way rule because of seme speeders would contribute nothing to safety, merely increase downtown congestion, where already only spry pedestrians sur> ive. It wouldn't improve Indianapolis traffic conditions any more than requiring all motorists to wear red neckties and pluck their eyebrows. SIZE DOES NOT COUNT Cho Mah, S7-year-old resident of Knox, Ind., and, thought born in China, a naturalized American citizen, is dead. He was tw T enty-eight inches tall and weighed forty pounds. Said to be the smallest man in the world. He was brought to this country by P. T. Barnum. For many years he traveled with a circus. W^>en

lie retired from the show business ho bought a piece of land near Knox and settled there. At the time of his death he owned considerable real estate in the vicinity. He just lived the life of a decent, respectable American citizen, acquiring and managing property and providing for his family. He was twice married and is survived by a son and widow. Despite tis half-pint size he got ahead in the world as well as most six-footers with barn-door shoulders and bulging biceps. The story of Che Mah ought to interest other men whom nature skimped in longitude or latitude or both: who bemoan the fact that they don't resemble the longlegged gents in the clothing ads. Lack of stature or avoirdupois need not sour their lives. In the days when the impressive, muscle-bound Goliath strutted his stuff big men trod heavily in world affairs. The bigger they were the more important were they. But eventually that idea was dispelled after N. Bonaparte and a few other runty individuals had stood the world on its head. Now size doesn't count. It’s the sort of stuff a man has above the ears that matters.

MR._FIXIT Profanity of Boy, 9, Is Protested.

Let Mr. Fixit prrsent your case to | city officials Hr is The Times representative at tlie city hall. Write him at Tile Times. ! The profanity of a 9-year-old boy j has caused considerable perturbation to a correspondent of Mr. Fixit. DEAR MR. FIXIT: Perhaps this is out of your line, but you might j he able to tell me where to place the j complaint or what can be done in a j case like this. A 9-year-old hoy l curses and uses the most filthy lanI guage one could imagine. His mothj er can do nothing with him, for lie | calls her filthy names. I have tried ! to be kind to him and Interest him j in Sunday School, but it's no use. I wish for other children to be able to go out In the street without ! having to hear such talk. A READER. Present the facts to the seri geant of the Humane Society at .police headquarters. If the sltuaj tlon requires action an investlgai tlon will follow. ! The streets department is inves- | tigating complaints as follows: I Mrs. Avis Shannon. 2501 Prospect | St.; Dr. I.ee E. "Wherry, alley be- [ tween Gale and Station Sts., north of Twenty-Fifth St.: L. M. Geile. 147 j Villa Ave.; Mrs. F. Branen. 4206 | Royal St.; Times Reader. Belmont I Ave. and Ohio St.; Karl Luessow, i 1454 S. Meridian St., and Albert : Brandleln, Kennington St., between Alabama St. and Madison Ave.

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LAND OF CHEER Tho trail that leads to tho land of cheer is an easy road to find. There’s nary a soul who is living here who needs to be left behind. If you blaze your way with a thousand smiles nnd can fill the air with song, you can travel on through the happy miles and Join with the laughing throng. Your life's too short for the solemn side, an;l you lose your pep when blue. Hop onto the smile ship and take a ride, If your spirit can carry you through. Be friendly with folk whom you iheet each day and put out the glad hand strong. Remember that life is a portion play. "When you make it all work, you’re wrong. Fall into line while the fallin’s good. Take the tip while your chance is here. Bea good scout, ’cause you know you should. You'll land In the land of cheer. • • • The horse may be going, but a lot of married people will tell you that the old “nag" still lives on. • * • If they took all the women away, what would follow? I don’t know about tlie rest of you men—but 1 can answer for myself. • • • If it weren’t for the longest way around, where would the youngster go who Is coming back from the store with groceries? They always sang duets because, They flatted every tone. And neither one of them was game To take tHe blame alone. • • • NOW, HONESTLY— Easiest man In the world to overlook. Somehow or other most of us take all things he does for granted. He’s expected to be In the best of spirits all the time —we can't understand why he has reason to ever feel otherwise Kind of a good guy to turn to in an emergency. Always comes through with help, too. Some people call him the head of the family, in most cases that’s funny. Let's see. now—whadda we call this fellow? Oh, yes—Dad!

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■By Hal Cochran

A rich girl is supposed to pay the charges when a poor man expresses his love to her. s s • Mrs. A. —Did your husband go by boat or rail! Mrs. B. —Yes' * • • Sometimes a man acquires a vocabulary simply by getting married. • • • The man nt the depot door punches a hole In your ticket so you can pass through. Try and do it! • * • Doesn't seem right to charge a man with having voted more than once—when ho expected to be paid for it. M A porter captured a bandit wH tried to hold up a train and now they don't know whether to reward him for protecting passengers, or removing competition. • • • FABLES IN FACT THE MAN I HAVE IN MIN’D HAD JUST MOVED INTO A NEW NEIGHBORHOOD COMMA AND WITH A VIEW TO MAKING FRIENDS COMMA SALUTED HIS NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR THE FIRST TIME HE SAW HIM I'E RIOD THE NEIGHBOR COMMA HOWEVER COMMA PAID NO AT TKNTION TO HIM PERIOD NOW YOU MIGHT THINK THAT QUEER COMMA BUT IT WASN’T A BIT I.ATER ON THE NEWCOMER DISCOVERED THAT that PARTICULAR NEIGHBOR NEVER RETURNED ANYTHING PERIOD ('ovuriuht, 19 !ti. SKA Htriiti GRAHAM MAKES OPENER South Bend Candidate Surreys Into Active Campaign. < tSU United Fret* SOUTH BEND, Ind., March St.Taking a determined stand for law enforcement, A. Cl. Graham of South Bend today swung Into his active campaign for the Republican short term senatorial nomination. Graham in his opening campaign address Tuesday' night said that he did not plan an extensivo drive for votes.

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