Indianapolis Times, Volume 37, Number 226, Indianapolis, Marion County, 21 January 1926 — Page 6

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Time to Clean House pTJR. WILLIAM F. KINO, secretary of the 1/ State board of health, lias been fodfad guilty by the board of charges of neglect of duty. This is not surprising, as three of the four members of the board let it be known that they thought King was guilty before he was tried. King will now appeal to the courts. Meanwhile, he will remain as secretary of the board. The question of King’s guilt or innocence is now a matter for the courts to decide. We do not presume to express an opinion. The fact of principal interest to the people of Indiana is that Dr. King and the board of health, presumably public servants, have by their squabble brought to a standstill much of the work of the department of health. The department is an important and indispensable part of the public servicy. It appears that the only solution of. the difficulty would be the removal of both the board and Dr. King and the making of anew start in the health department. The State would applaud such a move if (xovernor Jackson should succeed in accomplishing it. There should be some recourse in such a situation. Not So Wise yi7r F read much of “master criminals,” blit W| most of it is fiction. The criminal mind is not the “master mind.” Few criminals are wise enough to elude the police, if the latter make a real attempt to catch them. Gerald Chapman, termed a “master criminal,” was captured by a Muncie (Ind.) policeman. And now Martin Durkin, called the ‘‘shooting sheik,” and also termed a “master criminal,” is in the hands of the law. lie is being held after eluding police for months, and his capture is due to his own lack of caution. Two weeks ago he obtained a marriage license in St. Louis, and in obtaining the license he gave the name of Martin Durkey! The similarity of names was too marked to go unnoticed. Federal officers got on the trail and captured him. It was not the kind of thing that the “master mind” of*detective fiction would do. * Now Durkin must go back to Chicago and face charges of shooting a policeman and a Federal officer. Another Monkey , Problem EENNESSEE has another monkey problem on her hands. The question now is: Shall the power grabbers be allowed to make monkeys of the American people ? || # influential group of Tennessee manufacturers and business men, led by Governor Peay, are demanding that the Federal Government turn over immediately to private power companies eleven of the most valuable power dam sites in America. The sites are on the upper Tennessee River and exert a potential control over 5,000,000 horse-power and over the $150,000,000 Government-owned power project at Muscle Shoals, Ala. There is no use mincing words about the issue. If the private power interests get control of the upper Tennessee River before Con-

A Woman’s Viewpoint

Prince Carol By Mrs. Walter Ferguson S r OMEHOW one must admire the gesture with which Crown Prince Carol of Roumania tossed away a throne. And perhaps he did not do so badly for himself, at that. Being a king must be a poor sort of job, for in these days princes must walk warily lest they trip and fall, and thrones are but toppling structures at best. The splendor with which history has endowed royalty once dazzled to blindness the normal citizen and made him look upon the high born as favored of the gods. And we still cherish the idea that, somehow, nobility of birth endows a human being with all good things besides. Perhaps Prince Carol is wiser than we are. Perhaps he understands that being just a plain citizen of almost any country, and being able to come and go about one's unimportant business without ceremony or the flourish of trumpets, is, after all, the pleasantest way of living. Ferhajib, as the papers, tell us, he desires to live with him own true love. Perhaps he hears the call of the Pipes of Pan and would go adventuring, like the lowest vagrant of hjs realm. Perhaps he Is weary of eyes that look at him always with submission; perhaps he has grown tired of the whispers of sycophants and diplomats; perhaps he longs for that privacy of body and mind and soul which is the one thing beggars possess that kings cannot buy. The Roumanian throne is not very Important and the royal pre-

gress decides what to do with Muscle Shoals, the American people will have demonstrated their inability to take care of themselves-. ( The one hope of the people for cheap electril power in this country lies in a demonstration that power can be manufactured and sold on a gigantic scale for from one to five cents a kilowatt hour. Government operation of Muscle Shoals will be that demonstration. For five years the power interests have schemed to inveigle the people into giving up Muscle Shoals, and" if they can control the upper river that wish may be forced upon the Government. It is futile to believe that the private power interests, given no matter how many valuable power sites, would eveb demonstrate the basic cheapness of power generation. For decades they have had their opportunity. They are still charging from 7 to 20'cents a kilowatt hour for electricity which sells in Canada for from 7- to 2 cents. If the American people want cheap electricity they will demand that the Government retain control of the upper Tennessee River until the full possibilities of the lower Tennessee River have been explored. Protecting Banks SHE Indiana Bankers’ Association is discussing establishment of a State “clearing house for criminals. With the general use of the automobile, it is evident that with cities or counties as units it is particularly difficult to trace criminals and bring them to time. It is only a matter of minutes after a bank robbery until a criminal has left the county in which the crime was committed and has at the same time left local police jurisdiction. Advocates of a State police system contend that their plan is the solution of this diffihas jurisdiction only in traffic cases. The difficulty with a State police system, as experienced by other States, lies in the fact that in many cases it is not used for law enbut fpr the furthering of private enterprise. A £tate police department might; be a good thing if there were some guarantee that it would be used only for purposes of law enforcement. \ Shortridge A, | NEW term is abput to begin at Short'*•l ridge \High School. Fifty pupils will leave and 324 will enter. This will mean more congestion in the school that is now operating under almost impossible conditions. Every child of high school age in Indianapolis is entitled to enter high school and to attend classes in adequate and fully equipped classrooms. This is impossible under present conditions. Indianapolis is neglecting its most important duty—that of giving equal educational advantages to all the boys and girls of the city during their formative years. Meanwhile, erection of anew high school building is being held up because of squabbles over specifications and over the question of who will do the building. Indianapolis is not particularly interested in who builds anew Shortridge High School. It is insistent, however, that a building he completed at the earliest possible date.

rogatives are not so great as they once may have been, but the continental citizen still believes to a certain extent in monarchy and continues to look up to his kings, so it may be Jthat this decision of Prince Carol’s required more courage than an American who does not have the royalty complex can Imagine. This prince has flung away his traditions for personal freedom. If every individual could rid himself as bravely of the useless trappings of his existence, and grasp that thing in life which he felt £o be best, without regard to precedent or convention, he, too, might boast a royal soul. Perhaps it took a kingly courage to fling away a kingly heritage. Who knows? Ask The Times . You can get an answer to any question ot ?*<rt or information by writing to rhe India: i.uoli Times Washington Bureau. 1322 New York Ave.. Washington 1). C.. Inclosing 2 cents In St rnps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be viven nor can extended research be undertaken. All other ouestlons will receive a personal reply. Unsigned reouests cannot be answered Ali letters are confidential.—Editor What salary is paid to the American Ambassadors to Spain and France? They gach receive 7,500 per annum. What was' the maximum strength attained by th* British army during the World War? The maximum was attained at the beginning of 1018 and was 3,887.649. What is the freezing point of sea water? \. Sea water of average salinity freezes at 28.6 degrees F. What is the address of the headquarters of the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals? 50 Madion Ave., New York City.

The SAFETY VALVE It Blow* When the Preeaare I* Too Greet By The Stokei

"We set out early and finish’d about one oClock and then Travell’d up to Frederick Town whore our Baggage came to us we cleaned ourselves (to get Rid of y. Game we had catched y. Night before) and took a Review of y. Town and thence return’d to -our Lodgings where we had a good Dinner prepar’(% for us Wine and Rum Punch in Plenty and a good Feather Bed with clean Sheets which was a very agreeable regale. * • • April. 1748. "Last Night wai a much more blosteriqg night than ye. former we had our Tent Carried Quite off with ye Wind and was obliged to Lie ye. latter part of ye. night without covering there came several Persons to see us this day one of our Men Shot a Wild Turkie. • • • January, 1768. "At home all day at Cards —it snowing.” The entries for gains and losses at cards and other play are as carefully entered in Washington’s accounts as all other income and expenditure. (1765, January. "By Cash set aside for Card money 5 pounds.”) Grouped through the years from 1772 to Ja. 1. 1775, for cash won and losj at home, FrAlerlcksburg, Williamsburg, Annapolis, and other places, the entries show a total loss of 78 pounds, 6 shillings nlnepence and a corresponding gain of 72 pounds. 2 shillings sixpence; a loss at play of 6 pounds, 3 shillings threepence In four years.

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A Sermon for Today 1 By Rev. John R. Gunn '

Text: “Whosoever shall humble himself as a little child, the same is greatest in the kingdom of heaven.’* —Matt. 18:4. | | | ESUS wanted to teach His { I disciples the meaning of true greatness. He called a little child unto Him end set him in the midst of them ;.isd said, “Whosoever shall humble himself as this little child, the same is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven.” There are many respects in which the truly great resemble the little child. The child is natural. And no man can be truly great who is not natural. The world despises artiflcialism. The man who would be great must be natural and genuine. Children are naturally humble. It is only when they have been spoiled by foolish flattery that they become proud.. A truly great man Is not conscious of his greatness. He is never arrogant and haughty in his bearing toward others. He Is- ever as humble as a little child. No one'can look upon a child and not be impressed with its dependence. It depends upon its parents for everything. So It is with the man who is great in the kingdom of heaven. There is in him a consciousness of perpetual dependence upon God. The greater a man becomes, the yittore this consciousness masters him. Crysostom, speaking of the child, savs, “The most striking thing about a child is its trust. You may show him a queen with a crown,

RIGHT HERE IN INDIANA By GAYLORD NELSON

FOR A GREATER INDIANAPOLIS j | OMER M'KEE, Indianapolis f*J advertising man, speaking at the annual dinner of the Traffic Club, Tuesday night, said Indianapolis needs awakening to -jits possibilities and opportunities. He believes It will take more than advertising to make the city greater. “Evedybody thinks,” he said, "that if we tell the world how many fireplugs we have on our streets and how many parades we pull oft here every afternoon and how many candlepower our city lighting system uses, everything will be all right.” j That’s a dirty dig at our ‘Greater Indianapolis” parade, the mardi gras parade last Hallowe'en, the police and firemen’s band and our similar city boosting activities of recent months. Indianapolis, he points out, has lost thirty large industrial concerns in the past fifteen years. Despite which the city Is stronger and greater than ever Industrially, commercially, financially *and In population. ObvKTusly It possesses polid advantages geographically and economically, that even now more than offset its disadvantages. It has the foundation on which a great city can be built—location, transportation facilities, etc. All that Is needed to make a greater Indianapolis is co-operation of citizens, business, industrial and commercial interests. It requires effort. It can't be put over by applause at a civic dinner. COMING OF CHRIST Mills. HARRIET BARTLETT of the American —J cal Society told a Terre Haute audience that Christ is now on earth in physical form. He is disguised as a Syrian and is living on the slopes of Mt. Lebanon. Her society is arranging to pay his expenses to America in May. Here he will broadcast speeches over the radio, visit the principal cities—perhaps come to Indiana. A few weeks ago an English lady, head of another abstruse religious cult, announced Christ in the flesh in the person of a young Hindu in India. She plans to take him to London to expound his doctrines. Two Saviours returning to earth at the same time are one too many. ' . Perhaps both ladles are right. But the second coming proclaimed by them does not conform with the teachings and belief of ordinary people as to that event. According to St. Matthew and St. Luke the second coming wSI be heralded by many signs and calamities, then “they shall see the Soh of man coming in the clouds of Heaven with power and glory.” And St. Peter 1 said "the Heavens will pass away; the earth shall be burned up.” Nothing of the sort has occurred up to the hour of going to So most people will put more faith in Matthew and Luke and Peter than In the two ladles. When He comes it does not seem probable that It will be necessary to pay His expenses for a visit to America. A BOY WITH WINGS rgriARNAN PARKER, 13-year-I old boy of Anderson, Ind., ’ flew alone in an airplane from his home town to Philadelphia the other day—then visited Washington and was introduced to the House of Representatives as the youngest licensed aviator in America. . A 600-mile hop in an airplane by a lad who is nos old according to Indiana statutes, to be intrusted with an automobile on a Hoosler country road. And a generation ago there would have been doubts as to the competency’ of a lad of that age to manage a horse and buggy. Os course, his flight was unusual—Just a spectacular feat. It will be some time, possibly, before ail our boys take to wrings instead of banditry. However, the Hoosler lad’s jaunt through tha sky proves that the airplane la a safe, easily managed

but he will prefer his mother, ♦hough she be clothed in rags. It can never see anything wrong in those it loves." Beautiful, sweet, trustful confidence. This is one characteristic of child life that Jesus had in mind when He said, “If you would be great in the kingdom of heaven, you must become like this little child.” Let trust and confidence In God be the ruling principle of your life. Another characteristic of the child is the Instinct of obedience. Unless a child has been spoiled in some way. it is natural and easy for it to obey. This same instinctive readiness to obey superior bidding is also a mark of true greatness. A great man is always ready to obey a superior authority. He who would be great in the kingdom of heaven must ever be ready to yield unquestioning obedience to God. One of the most attractive characteristics of the child is its unselfishness. You may sometimes see selfish children, but that is after the selfish nature has been developed. The normal child shown a natural concern for others. It is always trying to do something for somebody else. Jesus said to His disciples, ‘lf you want to be great in the kingdom of heaven you must be unselfish. The greatest place in my kingdom comes not to the man who is trying to get it, but to the man who is most unselfishly trying to do something for others. (Copyright, 1026, by John R. Gunn.)

machine, the navigation of which is not beyond the skill of a 13 yearold boy. It is only a step before it becomes a commonplace vehicle of* transportation in use by ordinary people. We talk about the age of flying .as if it is still somewhere in the dim future. It isn’t. The age of flying is here. DRY FORCEREDUCTION | rrTVDI Federal dry force, in the I | district of which Indiana is J a part, is to be cut, according to orders from Washington. Asa result some of the agents under A. R. Harris, deputy administrator in Indiana, are marked for decapitation. The "cut down” order applies to the whole country. Expenses of the dry forces are running over the $11,000,000 annual appropriation, and the department maintained on the present scale would cause a huge deficit, it is said. Orders are orders. But the sudden contraction of the prohibition force, followed by an equally sudden expansion when more funds are available, certainly won't improve enforcement. Enforcement will fluctuate in step with the bureau's dally balance. Federal dry sleuths have recently staged elaborate mop-ups in Evansville, Indianapolis, Anderson and other Hoosier cities. For the mdment these cities are more or less dry. Cut down the Federal force and the booze business will blossom in them again. By the tinie more agents are available another mop-up will be needed. Perhaps the prohibition problem is utterly insoluble. Certainly it can’t be solved by periodic increases and decreases in the dry force, alternate severity and laxity in enforcement. So far attempts of Federal authorities to enforce the dry law are like a fire department that half extinguishes a blake one day is laid off for a week and th/n is re-hired to fight the same Are. Such methods exhaust appropriations successfully, but don’t make a dent on prohibition. It might be worth while ' for Congress to appropriate enough to maintain the country’s dry forces at maximum strength for two years in succession—stop dallying with half-way measures—and prove once -for al whether the Eighteenth Amendment, as far as Federal enforcement is cohcerned, is a Joke or a law.

MR. FIXIT Letter Brings an Extra Policeman for District.

Let Mr. Fiitx present your problem* to city officials. He U The Time*’ representative at the city hall. Write him at The Time*. Police Inspector Claude M. Worley acted promptly on a petition Mr. Fixlt gave him, signed by a number of residents between Twenty-Fifth and Thirtieth Sts. and Dearborn and Olney Sts., requesting adequate police prqtection. Worley assigned an additional policeman to that district, where the attack on Mrs. Grace Blckerstaff, 3412 E. Twenty-Fifth St., took place and where prowlers have bothered the neighborhood. "We plan to rid the city of the menace of attacks upon defenseless women and other citizens,” Worley said. "'I am glad the petition was presented.” Muddy streets and alleys gave Mr. Fixit ami W. P. Hargon, clerk of the street superintendent’s department, a snappy session. J. A. Knerr, 1205 N. Gladstone Ave., reported the coal man refuses to make deliveries on Twelfth St., east of Gladstone, because of the miry condition. Cinders are a necessity in two alleys, one at thej-ear of the homes of John E. Robinson, 840 N. Denny St., and another west of School St. between Chester Ave. and School, reported by Earl M. Lindsay. Hargon agreed to authorize immediate investigations.

There Is a Sweet Understanding of the Message of Robeson in Negro Spirituals

By Walter D. Hickman 'I—“IUSIC does not confine itself IMI to race or color. Melody is a 1 *universal something. It speaks a great language, the language of complete understanding. Artistry is the touch which lifts genius to the mountain tops. Am now speaking of Paul Robeson, a Negrc singer of spirituals and Negro folk songs, with the as slstance of Lawrence Brown, pianist and singer. Robeson does not lift the spiritual to that great artistic height which only complete artistry will create. There Is i certain definite beauty in what he does but he fails to turn "wild” upon an audience that uncontrolled spiritual something which is so needed. There were moments of great beauty in his concert last night at Caleb Mills Hall under the direction of the Colbred Y. M. C. A. During "Every Time I Feel the Spirit,” "Water Boy” and "Nobody Knows de Trouble I’ve Seen,” there were times that sustained ‘artistry of tone and expression were made. Then he would lose the picture. Here is an artist who will grow. He has not yet become acquainted with that divine thing Which is known as the mental and spiritual lifting of a great amoving song. Robeson is interesting but not ~onvincing at the present time. -|- -|- -INEW BILL OPENS AT THE PALACE TODAY , According to those who know, the Palace today offers: Bobby McLean, the ice skater, who i comes to the Palace Theater the last half of this week with his “Tons of Ice," an ice skating novelty, has never been defeated for the amateur championship of the world and at present h billed as the professional champion of America. McLean has skated in all of America’s important cities and before the crowned heads of Europe. Burke and Blue, fancy skaters, asassist him. Jack Pomeroy explains the film showing scenes from the Olympic contest recently in which McLean figured prominently. Hal Pierson. Herman Haynes, Joseph Kilcoyne, and Domenico compose the Volunteers, who present a singing program made up entirely of surprises in * harmony songs. “Paris fashions while you wait,” is the act introducing M. Alphonse Berg posing as a dressmaker who creates costumes out of the fewest yards of cloth and ribbon. His models are clothed in their new dresses on the stage. Binging, dancing and comedy are the three ingredients of “S’nuff,” trie comedy bit offered by Trahan and Wallace. Galettt’s monkeys spend

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a day at the fair and create comedy. "Steppln’ Out,” Is the photoplay which is Said to have a thousand laughs. Pathe News, a comedy, and topics of the day complete the bill. •I- -I' -IOther theaters today offer: "Aloma of the South Seas," at English’s;

THE VERY IDEA! —By Hal Cochran

Mittens OIF all the things that kiddles wear, when going out to play, it seems they take the poorest care of mittens, day by day. They either just rhisplace them, or they gat them soppin’ wet. It’s up to mom to trace them. It’s no wonder mothers fret. A youngster dashes In the door, and stories sad are told. "Aw, I can’t wear these any more. My hands get freezin’ cold. I only threw three snowballs jes’ ta have a little fun, an’ lookit at my mittens, mom—they’re soakeef, an’ weigh a ton.” Mom hangs them on the register and turns the heat up high. The youngster waits and fusses, with a quite impatient sigh. And then, when they are fairly dry, the kidlet shouts, "Aw, gee, I gotta have a new pair—these ’er stiff as they can be.” ( It’s mittens, mittens, mittens that are ruined, strayed or lost. A little tot forgets, it seems, that even mittens cost. But even so, we buy them, for a parent understands—lt takes a Ist to keep the warmth in busy little' hands. * • We’re all content with our lot—ls It’s a whole lot. • • * If, In the future, husbands would tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth wives wouldn’t believe on account of the past. * • * Employer (who has just firmed a man): "What do you mean, you’ve always held your own with us?” Just Ousted: "Weil, I didn't have anything when I came here —and I’ve still got it.” * * * NOW, HONESTLY Feeling kinda groggy, huh? Well, maybe, after all it’s your ownffaiilt. Tile outdoprs is full of resh air. Do you get it? God gave you legs to walk with and arms, to exercise with. Do you use them? „ It’s the easiest thing in the world to walk right up and take deep breaths, and build up your lungs. Ever take any? Don’t look for sympathy, when your spirit lags—look for exercise, fresh air "and fair treatment to your system.

JAN. 21, 192 G

Rodeo Revue, at v the Lyric; Savo, at Keith's; "The Splendl>| Road,” at the Circle; "The Masked Bride,” at the Apollo; "Hands Up,’' at the Ohio; “What Happened to Jones,” at the Colonial; “Step Along.” at the Broadway, and 8 complete new show at the Isia.

My sympathy today goes out to the husband who distinctly heard his wife say, “You are the blight of my life,” when for ten years he thought she was saying "light.” * • * They fed the Kitty catnip and It licked up every bit. My golly, there’s no wonder thal It threw a catnip fit. * • • Girls kiss and make up ’cause 11 rubs off. • * • Hurrah! The old man comes homo to supper, kisses the good wife, brings the kids something, comment* on a wonderful meal, and tolls the Mrs. "We’re goin’ to a movie tomor ra night.” Great stuff —but what'a he been doing? /* * * Humanity’s Bromides: ‘l’ll jievei forget the time, etc.” “I thought I’d die.” “Why, the same thing happened to me.” - •• • I Some married people try to settle arguments out of court —but the police interfere. • * * All’s well that—has an old oaken bucket in it. •*- * * • He planned to meet Ills wife at five, But hubby came along At six, and thus he didn't have To wait for her so long. * • * Many a tramp was at the front.., but couldn’t get any response, s< went around to the back. • • • FABLES IN FACT ONCE UPON ANY OLD TIME THERE WAS A HUSBAND WHO CAME HOME EVERY NIGHT PE RIOD NOT ONLY THAT COMMA BUT lIE ALSO COOKED THB MEALS COMMA WASHED THH DISHES COMMA DID THE MOP PING COMMA MENDED THH BABY’S WHATCHEMAcALLITS COMMA DARNED HIS OWN SOCKS AND SO FORTH PERIOD HIS OOOD\ WIFE WAS KIND ENOUGH TO TELE THE NEIGHBORS WHAT A WONDERFUL HUSBAND lIE WAS PERIOD AND WHAT DO THE NEIGHBORS THINK OF HIM QUESTION MARK THEY DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO KISS HIM OR KILL \M PIC RIOD