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Lloyd George and Bryan El LOYD GEORGE’S London Chronicle is having a lot of fun with-the Scopes trial. “Most Amazing Trial in World’s History. Thousands Flock to Scene of Man or Ape Prosecution. America Tunes In Today.” So reads a Chronicle headline. Editorially it comments: “While the verdict in the case of the monkey may be ‘i%ot proven, tfye verdict of the world against Bryan and his fundamentalists will be ‘ guilty of absurdity in the first degree.’ ” This attitude on the part of Lloyd George’s newspaper is peculiarly interesting in the light of that British statesman’s own record. If the world’s verdict against Bryan is only that he is guilty of absurdity, then lie will escap.e with less severe censure than has been visited upon Lloyd George for his adtocacj of an equally absurd cause.

In the forced election that enabled him to retain control of the British government for the period of the peace conference, Lloyd George went to the polls on a platform that promised three things: 1. Hang the Kaiser. 2. Make the Germans pay the whole cost of the war. 3. Drive all those of German blood out of England. (Note: That would have included the king of England!) Lloyd George didn’t believe in that platform; he didn’t believe he could do any of those things; he didn’t really wish to do any of them. He was bullied into indorsement of the three proposals hv Lord Northcliffe’s newspapers. He convicted himself of cowardice and insincerity when he lent himself to the promise. Overlooking the matter of cowardice, it is possible that there is a dangerous parallel between his ease and that of Colonel Bryan in the matter of insincerity. He may have believed that the most important thing in the world at the moment was that he should retain control of the British government. Pie may have justified his concession to the ignorance of the British voters on the ground that if he were not sent to Paris to help make the peace, some one less liberal and enlightened would be sent. What resulted was that he found himself at the peace table tied hand and foot by passions at home which he had helped to arouse. He complained bitterly that he was not free to fight for his own idea of a generous and helpful peace treaty. Pie had to make good his promise. Bryan often of late has been accused of insincerity. If the charge is true, it undoubtedly arises out of his conviction that he alone can properly shape America’s destiny. It is the commonest form of delusion among statesmenAnd his justification for his present, course would be that in the end all will be [well because he will be in control. Lloyd George learned his mistake. Bryan will learn his if a freak of fortune makes him successful in his latest effort toward national leadership. Instead of sitting on the sidelines, kidding the present holder of the world’s spotlight, Lloyd George could be usefully employed. Hecould be explaining to Bryan, sorrowfully and

Getting Wise to Some of Day’s Best Sellers

By Walter I). Hickman H* - ““I AD planned to tell you, all about the scientific side of w—J Main St., which is to be found in Sinclair Lewis’ latest, “Arrowsmith.” Changed my mind when the prettiest cream-colored envelope was found In my mail. Or. opening it, I this statement: “Have you ever stood in front of tables loaded with books, new fiction and beenn at a loss what to buy? Am sure you have, so kindly go shopping for me and tell me what is good and new.” So I will hold Arrowsmith until some other Tuesday and will hasten to do a little book shopping for the writer who uses the gorgeous cream colored stationery. I know it is some problem to stand before table after table loaded with new books. Some are worth the energy and time to read ’em, but it is wise tt> have a friend who MUST read tons of books a year. So 1 feel that I am a friend of the owner of the colored stationery, so faintly perfumed. A Shopping List Without much comment I know that these books are safe: “Arrowsmith,” by Sinclair Lewis — Will be one of the leaders, as I believe it is one of the greatest novels ever written. It deals with Science and Medicine on Main Street and elsewhere. Published by Harcourt, Brace & Cos. “May Pair,” by Michael Arlen — A collection of short stories written by the man who made a sensation out of the “Green Hat,” both in fiction form and as a play. Published by Doran. “Soundings,” by A. Hamilton Gibbs —Haven’t read this one yet, but understand that it is considered a success in London. The nameiof

and prayerfully, t£at it doesn’t pay; that in the long run the penalty for insincerity is painful and complete. Facts Give Way to Theories EDGAR B. BROSSAR®. sugar expect from Utah and friend of Senator Reed Smoot, has been put on the tariff commission by President Coolidge. Bfossavd replaces William S. Culbertson, transferred to the diplomat service. Culbertson displeases the administration by recommending a lower sugar tariff. A majority of the commission was with him. They based their recommendation on the facts encountered in a thorough investigation of Jlie sugar trade. Culbertson was removed from the commission. That eliminated the lower duty majority. Then the President rejected the commission’s recommmendation and sustained the high duties. And to fill Culbertson’s place a man is chosen who has espoused the theory of high duties. As an employe ofythe tariff commission Brossard urged the retention of the present rates. Jut the facts, according to a majority of the commission, did not support Brossard’s recommendations. Does his present promotion that theories and not facts are wanted from the tariff commission? LOTS of wind is to be expected with a city campaign in progress. # # • THE bandits might put on a demonstration for the visiting policemen. # # # SANTA BARBARA probabl> is crowing about the Indianapolis storm and referring to the peaceful California climate. # # # WE don’t fully appreciate such conveniences as telephones and electric lights until they are taken away from us. # # # BRYAN and Darrow might have chosen a cooler season of the year for their heated arguments. • • • WITH 200 police chiefs in town banana and peanut merchants probably aren’t making a lot of profit. # # # ANOTHER fighter at fort—sport headline. That isn’t news. Thtre are a couple of thousand of them out there. * * • AS a token of their sincerity when it comes to law enforcement, the police chiefs chose the dryest of the bone-dry States for their convention. * * # AS we write a group of bricklayers is working in the boiling sun just outside our window. They have two advantages over ordinary mortals—their wages and the fact they don’t have to go to the- seashore to acquire a coat of tan.

■Weekly Book Review-

the author would warrant a fling at it. "The Carolinians,” by Rafael Sabatini." The first romantic historical novel that' this author has written about America. Splendid romance and adventure. “God’s Stepchildren," by Sarah Millin. Have told you about this weird color scheme novel. "Orphan Island,” by Rose Macanley. Have told you about this de-

Tom Sims Says What spoils a good party quicker than having the chaperone drink up all the„liquor?

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If all the arguments in the world were placed end to end they wouldn’t reach any conclusion. Nothing seems to take a man off his feet as fast as a good porch swing. Many a good flivve: gets cussed by someone who doesn’t understand it. Same is true of people.

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If you want to learn to high dive, fall in love first, so you won’t care what happens. Never try to brusji your teeth with a broom or cut your hair with a lawn mower or let the boss know he amuses you. Don’t worry too much if you get the wrong answer to your problems. Most answers are that way. (Copyright, 1925, NLA Service, Inc.)

lightful laugh book. About as brilliant as one can stand. “Prisoners,’ by Franz Molnar — A gorgeous bit of writing. "So, You're Going to Paris?” by Clara Laughlin. The best intimate travel bok I have encountered. I think that this list will give you a mighty good start, and a safe one. Also, don’t miss Edith Wharton’s “A Mother’s Recompense.” Have recently told you about this one. LibraiY Books The Indianapolis Public Library lists the following new books: Nfew books c.’ travel, history and biography at the public library this week include: “Downland Pathways” by Allcroft; “Dawes, the Doer.” by Ackerman; "Seventy-Five Years of White House Gossip,” by Colman; “Borneo, the Stealer of Hearts,” by Cook; “Outline of Biography,” by Cross; “Fragments from My Diary.” by Gorky; “Isles of Fear,” by Mayo; “Stories of Old Ireland and Myself,” by Orpen; "Shadows of the Gloomy East,” by Ossendowski. * New books of fiction include: “Drums,” by James Boyd; “Thh Smiths,” by Mrs. J. A. Fairbank; “The Peasants. Summer," by Reymont; “Trampling of the Lilies,” by Sabatini and “Grub Street Nights Entertainments,” by Squire. New scientific and technical books include: “Bee-Keeping For All,” by Tickner Edwards; “Story of an Independent Newspaper,” by Richard Hooker; “Skiing,” by Poulsen; “Prepositions, How to Use Them,” by Vizetelly; “Book of Winter Sports,” by White; and “Agricultural Organization in the United States,” by Wiest; “Manual of American Grape-Grow-ing,” by Hedrick; and “Water-Proof-ing Textile Fabrics,” by Pearson; “The Electron in Chemistry,” by Thomson.

THE INDIANAPOLIS TIMES

RIGHT HERE IN INDIANA By GAYLORD NELSON

DISRESPECT FOR FOR LAW

"T7~| TATE SENATOR CHARLES S. BATT, of Terre Haute, was arrested the othei day for driving- at a speed of s xty miles an hour on

the National Rd. He pleaded guilty and was fined $12.50. He Yvas a member of the L e g 1 s lature that winter, fixed the speed limit on Indiana highways at thirty-fi v e mile3 per hour, and put other teeth in the State motor vehicle regulations. Then, after helping to make speed ing a

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crime, he goes out and burns up the road at sixty miles an hour. A couple of weeks ago the Governor of Florida was arrested in Texas for exceeding the speed limit. He paid a fine of $15.75 and went on his way—probably without suffering any pangs of conscience for violating the law. Such Incidents of public of•ficials flouting the statues they help to pass, or are presumed to enforce, are of frequent occurrence. The illicit wetness of some Congressmen and official Washington is notorious. Private citizens are constantly being urged by publicists anil high Government officials to a greater respect for law. Certainly the widespread disrespect for many laws is alarming. But when executive and legislative officials show such easy contempt for statutes they don't like why shouldn’t private citizens show equal disrespect for statutes they don,’t personally fancy? MAGAZINES AND MORALS -**l!’GH MADDOX, prosecuting TTI attorney of Blackford JLU County, has issued orders to magazine vendors in the county to cease the sale of forty-six different magazines, on the grounds that they are obscene.* Probably his action will be applauded by those deeply concerned in public morals and the common wea'. Tnerei is a host of vulgar and Indecen- publications in circulation at present, some of which would bring A blush to the cheek of a cigar store Indian of yesteryear. Many are so fetid that ■ —— ' Ask The Times You can set an answer to any ques tion of fact or information by writing to The Indianapolis Time* Washington Bureau, 1322 Sew York Ave . VYastatnton, D C inclosing 2 eeuts in stamps for reply. Medical legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can extended research be undertaken. All other questions will receive a pereonal reply. Unsigned requests cannot be answered All '.etters are confidential.—Editor. * Was Marla Corelli an Italian? She was of English and Italian parentage, born in Italy and educated in London and France. She was the adopted daughter of Charles Mackay. What Is the most powerful American-made automobile? Probably the McFarlan, Model TV tylth 120 horse power, selling for $5,700 as a 7 passenger touring car. How was John Jay chosen to fill the office of Chief Justice of the Supreme Court during the administration of President Washington? Upon the organization of the Federal Government, John Jay was allowed by Washington his choice of all the public offices to he filled by presidential appointment, and chose that of Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, to which position he was appointed Sept. 26, 1789. He Can you give me the name of an African gazelle which contains only four letters? The name Is “mohr.” • \ Are what is known as tidal waves due to any action of the tides? A tidal wave Is a term erroneously applied to almost any unexpected wave that inundates the seacoast or the shore of a, great lake. These Yvaves are rarely if ever due to the tides, since the tidal wave is a phenomenon not admitting of exact calculation and prediction; on the other hand, they may usually be traced to some distant earthquake or violent storm.

Three of the Real Fiction Leaders

' SINCLAIR LEWIS'

This gives you an idfea of three writers who are sure of best selling recognition when they write. A Hamilton Gibbs is represented with “Sdjindings.” Sinclair Lewi*

they are denied mail privileges because they would corrupt .mail order catalogues, duns, and other chase matter handled by the postoffice department.- Doubtless they should be suppressed. But will Interdict against the . sale of forty-six magazines, of whatever character, reajly improve the moral tone of Blackford county? Vulgar, salacious magazines don’t corrupt morals. They merely. supply a demand from corrupt morals and perverted tastes already existing. Though the magazines be suppressed, the depraved appetites will continue to exist and will get their jolt of obscenity in one way or another, if not through the sprinted page by word of mouth. Like perpetual motion. Improving public morals by censorship and statutory enforcement is a fascinating pursuit. But such measures are seldom successful. Moral depravity must be cured from the inside out. not from outside in. SPEED AflD ACCIDENTS —'[ORGAN A. COLLINS, chief of police of Chicago, in Inl___J dianapolis for the convention of police chiefs, says that the principal cause of automobile accidents in cities is excessive speed. He favors rigorous enforcement of speed laws. Probably he is right. Most fatal aijto smashes in Indianapolis and vicinity occur on open highways or on the outskirts of the city, when usually speed Is highest. But speed alone can't be held accountable for the appalling list of accidents. Carelessness Is more guilty. Twice each day—during the oneway periods—North Meridian St. Is traversed by more automobiles at higher speed than any other thoroughfare in the city. But in the months since the one-way system has been in force on that street no serious accident has occurred to automobiles, drivers or pedestriansThe reason for this excellent record is plain. One-way traffic moves swiftly but safely because motorists are alert. Their minds are concentrated on driving, not wool-gathering over the landscape. Inattention, with or without speed, is the real traffic menace. A driver who slumps down behind the 1 wheel, opens the throttle, and Suspends his mental functions, is a menace, whether he is making a speed of ten or a hundred miles an hour. Traffic regulations, based on hard nn<L fast enforcement bt speed limits, will always be Ineffective. Rules should place as much emphasis on character of driving as well as speed. A YOUNG FLOOD “DRIVEN by an eighty-mile Ij wind a young flood inundated Indianapolis late Sunday afternoon. It was a veritable cloudbuist. For a few minutes it looked' as if “the fountains of the deep were broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened." There was an inch of rainfall in an hour. In that hour the city suffered $500,000 damage. Trees, wires, awnings, signs and windows were wrecked. Large sections of creosote block pavement were washed away. Cellars and low spots were Hooded and the city’s traffic facilities temporarily paralyzed. All frfcm a capful of wind and an inch or so of rainfall. Many places In the world would class such a downpour as only a heavy dew. Several spots in India have annual rainfalls of 200 to 300 Inches. And at Cherrapungee, in India, which holds the championship belt as the wettest spot on earth, the average annual rainfall Is 615 Inches. Even such rainfall Is insignificant In comparison with the wet weather of Noah’s time as recounted in Genesis. Then a rain that lasted forty days and forty nights covered the earth with water to a depth sufficient to submerge the highest mountains. Mount Ararat, where Noah landed after the water had somewhat subsided, Is 16,916 feet high. The Sunday cloudburst that wrought such havoc in Indianapolis would have to work steadily, without Intermission, for twenty-three years t 6 precipitate enough w r ater to cover Mount Ararat. If the flood account in Genesis Is literally true. 200 Inches of rain an hour for forty days must have fallen over the entire surface of the globe. Truly the Sunday cloudburst in Indianapolis was an insignificant affair.

proves another sensation by writing “Arrows/) nith” and Rafael Sabatini hits the eye of public approval by writing “The Carolinans.”

WELL A MAM I' 1 f MONKEY TRIAL. 1 * I DON'T KNOK/ f NOT GOING TO WITH ALL YOUR I A BLAME. THING ABOUT EVOLUTION BUT ! ; DAY TON - I’M JUST 1 1 A BIRD WHO CAN GET A LAUGH OUT OF , WAITING FOR THE TA A STRUGGLE TO PROTECT THE RIGHT OF JAIL TO OPEN TO MONKEY TRIAL- FREE THINKING AND TEACHING IS THE .£ GET THIS STUFF ,r SHOULD BE KIND OF HUMORIST WHO U/OOLD | to APPLESAUCE FUN THAN EXPECT TO THROW RICE AT \ _J [ A J A FUNERAL'/ !i j' J^|j^

LOT OF WISECRACK ERS WHO HAvli""" i MAV RE A DUMBBELL fil/T ' ff CONFUSED THE BILL OF RIGHTS WITH THE I > MAY A J? = . aS^7. ■ COMIC PAQF ARE TRYING TO TORN THIS TH6V CANT MAKE ME LAUGH B THING INTO A THREE RING CIRCUS// BV SUBSTITUTING, A DARK | WELL-NERO LAUGHED WHILE ROME || LANTERN THE TORCiHOP 1 B HOT^T M B e U A H F? 6 C WA A RDS-' H/ ' DA F WTTWq AHVrWW 7% ■ HOT TIME AFTEKWARDS.. ~ <( Qveß OH A S A < LOWES HORSE 0 %

Every Show Is Not a Stock Success; Feeney and Wales Are Hit On Palace Bill

By Walter 1). Hickman | T~ IT the start, I admit that It I j\| is a lard job to pick bills u *1 for summer presentation. Variety is the thing needed in choosing stock plays. Charles Berkell has been successful In picking box office winners at English's the three summers that he has been here. It is a far ry from the sweet atmosphere of "Lightnln’ ” to the artificial farcical r Truth” by James Montgomery. Col,ier use ,j thlß t little thing suceessfully on the &*.■ stage because it ■*> fitted his part lets, ' ular style of fun. Since Collier acted in this play, it has been done often in Wr jiPP stock and many a high school stu i jMSKaSSiL dent 1. is d-nic it with ease, at least ease to themselves Milton Byron If not to the audience. It is so easy to do along general lines that I am stye It is considered a vacation for members oi the Berkell company who have been doing some mighty difficult things in the past months. iThe story Is so well known that it is nat necessary to repeat it. The actors having really nothing more to do than read the lines. It is really A. B. C. farce for the actor. It is nothing more and nothing less at Its present age but a light little nothing which makes few de mantis upon the actor*. When I say that it Is just regulation hot weather theatrical diet, It tells the whole story. The cast is as follows: Clsreni'c Van Dusen Boh Fay E. M. Ralston Al. C Wilson Bishop Doran %. . . Tommy Evans Dirk Donnelly Larr.v Sullivan Bob Bennett Milton Byron Mrs. Ralston • ■ Mary HI) Gwen Ralston Edythe • Elliott Ethel Clark Betty Black pibel Idabelle Arnold Mabel Martha Morton James Robert St Clair Byron gracefully shakes off the shuffle of ‘‘Ltghtnin’ ’’ Bill and plays with tho needed lightness, the character of Boh Bennett, who told nothing but the truth forMwentyfour hours. Al. O. Wilson, as usual, got along splendidly. The same may he said of Larry Sullivan and Mary Hill. The role played by Edythe Elliott makes no demands upon her. At English’s all week. •I- -l- *I V COMEDY ACT IS HIT OX NEW PALACE BILL One of those quiet little comedy acts U at the Palace the first half of the week. To me a comedy turn of this type with some smart gags and done In a quiet, original way by people who can put over their laughs without a lot of physical labor in the nature of frenzied slapstick, is a treat. About nine out of ten comics are of the violent sort so this act may really be called a novelty. The team which is offering this bit is Feeney and Wales. Particularly liked the work of the woman in this act. She can really do sometWlng besides look nice. Very nearly the perfect foil for the mans type of comedy. A versatile young woman named Queenle Dunedin opens the bill. She is a cyclist .wire walker and acrobat. She also sings and attempts comedy, but this adds nothing to the strength of her act. However, the circus stunts are well done and put the turn over nicely. Eddie and Morton Beck offer a comedy sketch, or rather a series of sketches. Each bit of their act is w r ell done and has an idea behind it. Easily pleases. Clifton, Kemp and Haynes offer piano and violin numbers and a dancing routine. With the exception of some hot acrobatic work by the man of the trio it is ordinary stuff. Choy Ling Hee troupe present the regulation Chinese tricks. The movie feature is “Paths to Paradise." It stars Raymond Griffith, the "silk hat” comic, who is progressing rapidly. It is the best Griffith picture I have see*. Packed

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with laughs. Betty Compson also helps a lot. The support Is good. Better stay for this picture, -laughs are scarce this hot weather. At the Palace today and Wednesday. (By the Observer.) -I- -!• + THERE IS A REASON FOR THBSB WORDS OF PRAISE What is known as continuous vaudeville and movies has come to stay in the entertainment field. When you sit through nearly two hours of vaudeville alone at tho Lyric this week, you will appreciate more than ev-er the big steps In advancement that has been made along these lines. It Is my opinion that the Lyric has never presented a more satisfying comedy bill than this house is offering this week. The chief reasons for the great success of the bill may be listed aa follows: Buzzington’s Rube Band This hand has been developed to the place where novelty and musical talent have been blended until It Is the leader In this class of entertainment. The musical effects obtained by various methpds are noteworthy. A splendid act. Sid Lewk*—Styled as somebody's gift to the amusement world. Just as "nutty" as ever and the audience howls Just as much. There Is fine method to this man. Stops the show

Scientists* Find That Human Bodies Vary With Seasons

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How an <xlipe is (onued—when the moon gets directly between sun and earth.

By David Dieti .Vk.t Service Writer mHE term, "under the weather,” probably contains more fact than fancy. Taka tho word of tho men on the last frontier, the research workers of science, for that. Recent Investigations show that

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spring than at any other time of the year. Your pulse rate is higher in winter. j Medical men are studying these facts to trace the connection between them and the seasonable prevalence of diseases. It has been found that scarlet fever, measles, smallpox and diphtheria reach their highest peak in winter. Typhoid, cholera, yellow fever, dysentery- and infantile paralysis reach maximum prevalence in the summer time. And, strangely enough, some diseases have two peaks, one in- spring and one in fall. This last class includes rheumatism, nephritis and tuberculosis. 1 ' • • • —AMERICANS who watched the A last total eclipse of the sun ** will have to wait until Aug. 31, 1932, to see another total eclipse. Provided they stay home. If they want to travel, they can

TUESDAY, JULY 14, 1925

! cold but has a tendency to do too much. George S. Fredericks h Co.— These players enact a little comedy of early married life on tho platform of an observation car. Sweetly and humanly acted. Many laughs. Scenic effects showing the moving train are well worked out. A real treat when I consider some of the terrible sketches I have seen In my day. This one Is a real winner. Calvin & O’Connor—Two blackface comics who have a funny start, engage In some patter and then stop tho works with n parody. The Three Blanks go In for some TuggHng and head balancing. The Convey Twins Revue runs along the regulation "sweet” sister team act. Jack, Jean and Jack have a lot of noisy chatter, some music tjnd the like. The movie Is "Skinners In Silk." a Mack Scnnett comedy of the good old noisy slapstick kind. Ono of tho best all round comedy shown I have ever seen at the Lyric. On view all week. •!• -I- •!• Other attractions on view today Includes: "The Marriage Whirl,” at. the Circle; "Pampered Youth," at the Colonial; "Man and Maid,” nt the Apollo: "The Monster." at the Ohio: "Lilies of th<* Street," at the Crystal; "The Mysterious Stranger," at the Isis, and the Fearless Greggs at Broad Ripple.

see a total eclipse of the sun on Jan. 14, 1926. It will be visible, however, only from Africa to the Indian Ocean. The United States Naval Observatory is planning to send an expedition to Sumatra to observe it. Another expedition headed by Dr. John A. Miller, director of the Sproul Obaervatory, will also go to Sumatra. setting up telescopes and cameras at Bencoelen on the west coast. • • • certain fields of research find u—J the ordinary sort of thermom eter useless because they are experimenting with materials at a temperature so Jyw that the mercury freezes in thd bulb. Anew thermometer developed at the University of Illinois, howover. will measure temperatures a* low aa 380 degrees below zero Fahrenheit. The thermometer contains air, the contraction of the air with the cold causing a tiny index to rise and fall in tho tube. Melon Time By Hal Cochran mES' give me a melon; a big. 'round, ripe melon. Jes' p’uck It right off or the vine. I’ll pick out a spot in the shade when I’ve got a melon that's really all mine. I'll sit me down quick and I’ll eat myself sick. Tho thought of the feast makes me sigh. Just think what's in store when you've reached to the core, with the Juice squirtin' up In your eye. It’s likely, gosh knows, that I'll ruin my clothes, if I eat in the real southern style. But shucks, its so good—would I do It? I would! For, no matter what cornea, it’s worth while. No klddln’, I'm tellln', I'm cravin’ a melon. Aw,' bring on a green one —full grown. ’Tis the last time I’ll plead, ’cause \l\ save every seed and next year I’ll be Jferowtn’ my own. J

the human system changes with the seasons. The weight of the heart and kidneys varies as much as 20 per cent as hot weather follows cold. The liver varies as much as 40 per cent and some of the glands more than that. Tho hair on your head grows faster In the