Indianapolis Times, Volume 37, Number 53, Indianapolis, Marion County, 13 July 1925 — Page 4

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The Indianapolis Times ROX W. HOWARD, President. FELIX F. BRUNER, Editor. WM - A MAiBOKN ’ Bus - Mgr> Member of the Scripps-Howard Newspaper Alliance * * * Client of the United Press and the NEA Service * * * Member of the Audit Bureau of Circulations. Published daily except Sunday bv Indianapolis Times Publishing Cos.. 214-220 W. Maryland St., Indianapolis Rates: Indianapolis—Ten Cents a Week. Elsewhere-Twelve Cents a Week * • * PHONE—MA in 3500.

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Brainstorm insurance . distinguished Russian danseuse having A just insured the shapely tools of her trade for $150,000, an idea should occur to the bricklayers and plasterers of our fair land if legs may thus be insured, why not brains? The idea that bricklayers and plasterers should take out brainstorm insurance on their national union leaders. These national leaders have walked right up to the verge of a country-wide strike call. They have only withdrawn at the last moment from a purpose to tie up building activities all over the United States. Not because of wages, hours or conditions of work. Xot because of a dispute with employers. But because of a dispute with one another. A row within the rarcts of labor over the proper union jurisdiction of bricklayers and plasterers working in boom towns of Florida was to be the justification for throwing down tools from Maine to California. Xot much head work in that. Xothing that outside enemies of organized labor could do in a'lifetime would work more harm to the labor movement. Fortunately this disturbance passed without actual damage to any one, but if cyclone insurance can be made to apply to brainstorms the bricklayers and plasterers had better be laying it in. Even though, for those particu lar leaders, the premium rate may be high.

What One Soldier Could Tell Another ““j OR most of the troubled years since enactment of the Volstead law. its enforcement was under the direction of convinced prohibitionists. Kramer was that and so was Haynes. They took up their jobs in the spirit of crusaders. Their success was far short of their hopes. A different type of enforcement officer has now been given the job. Brigadier General Andrews may or may not be a convinced prohibitionist. Deets Pickett says he doesn't know, but quotes Andrews as knowing the difference between Scotch and good Scotch. However, that isn't Andrews’ qualification. His qualification is that he is an army officer and therefore believes in the enforcement of the law—all the laws. The Volstead act is on the books and he is going to enforce it. Might it be suggested to General Andrews

Ask The Times You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by writing | to T>e Indianapolis Titties Washington Bureau 132-,' New torn Ave.. Washniton. r> C . inclosing '2 cents in ! stamps lor reply. Medical, legal and marital adrtce cannot be given, nor can extended research be undertaken. All other questions will receive a personal reply. Unsigned requests cannot • be answered 411 letters are confidential.—Editor. Where iz the Haw River? This is a name sometimes applied to the upper course of the .Cape Fear River in North Carolina, above its confluence with Deep River, the two being regarded as the head Streams of the Cape Fear. Is it absolutely necessary to have a manuscript typewritten before submitting it to a publisher? In theory, the fact that a manuscript is not typewritten should not militate against it. In practice, many firms do not devote the attention to a manuscript in handwriting that they would to one typewritten, because it takes so much longer to read. It is highly advisable, therefore, to have the manuscript typewritten in’the regular form before submitting it to a publisher. Who was the hetress who played i movie, “The Unknown Purple”? I Helen Ferguson. Are there any forest reserves j kin Hawaii? I The United States Government l 'has set aside a considerable area of public land in the islands for forest reserves. There were in 1913 thirty reserves covering 689,231 acres. With the addition of reserves covering a little over 100.000 acres the forest reserve system of the teerritorv will bo practically complete. Tree planting -is conducted on a large scale.

Movie Verdict Circle —From all popular standards, Arnold Johnson's Orchestra is the hottest bunch of players thfs theater has ever had. They known how to sell the music of the day. Are a real sensation. Corinne Griffith fights the jazz hug in "The Marriage Whirl,” Colonial —The management has every, reason to be proud of '■pampered youth.” made from Footh Tarkir.gton’s "The Magnificient. Ambersons ” Suggest that you do not miss this one. Ohio—“ The Monster’* is the most thrilling movie from the standpoint of shocks that the screen has ever turned out. Wonderfully acted by Lon Ch..ney and others. A pda - — At last ’Elinor Glyn > ewrrt* p-g ■*•*** poHte* <mk -stuff, • !->is.-t is “Man and ’laid.”

that before he completes his plans he hold a council of war with another soldier? Brig. Gen. Smedley D. Butler of the United States Marines, one of the fightin’est soldiers America has produced, should be able to tell General Andrews a lot. General Butler has added to his collection of wars a first-class liquor war in Philadelphia. Like General Andrews, General Butler entered upon his latest war merely as a matter of duty. The goodness or badness of the Volstead act did not interest him. He was directed to enforce the law in Philadelphia; that was enough. Into the fray he put all his amazing energy, all his resourcefulness, v all his capacity for leadership, all his ability to inspire loyalty. He terrorized the little politicians and perturbed the big ones —no mean feat in Philadelphia—but reports do trickle out of the quiet Quaker metropolis that she is still what you might call wet. Maybe General Andrews can do for the whole United States, which includes Philadelphia, what the fightin' marine hasn’t yet done for that, city alone. It will be a grand day for the Army if he should succeed where a Marine has failed, but somehow it doesn't seem any too likely to come to pass.

Not Fr isco’s Fight Alone mHE fate of public power development throughout the country as well as in San Francisco hangs upon Secretary Work’s forthcoming Hetch Hetchy decision. Friends of public development thought they had safeguarded the interests of the people in San Francisco more effectively than in any other project. A special act of Congress provided that the city might never sell or lease its power to a private corporation. Yet San Francisco emissaries of the private power interests believe they have found a to evade this act and cheat the people of their power by a legal technicality. Eighteen other cities, states and municipal irrigation districts are now either developing power or proposing to do so. These projects have no special protection from CongressTs Secretary Work decides the Hetch Hetchy grab is legal and proper, what will happen eventually to these other cities?

Weighing the Earth Is Not a Very Difficult Undertaking

XEA Service Writer -—, XPERIMEXTS are under way p, at the Bureau of Standards at Washington to weigh the earth. Write down the figure six and place twenty-one cyphers after it.

That’s the approximate .weight of the earth, six thousand million million million tons. The Bureau of Standards, however, hopes to get a more accurate figure. Pioneers upon the last frontier —the frontier of science await the result of the work with eagerness since a knowledge of the

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weight of the earth helps in solving many problems concerning the structure and composition of the earth’s interior. The apparatus to be used at the bureau is extremely delicate. What the bureau does is to measure the force of attraction which two large steel balls exert hpon two tiny gold' ones. We know that the attraction exerted hy the earth is the force of gravity. Therefore the ratio of the force of gravity to the force exerted by the steel balls on the gold balls must be the same as the ratio of the weight of the earth to that of the steel balls. All that is necessary, then, is to weigh the steel balls and from that figure, calculate the weight of the earth. • 4 i HE pasjing of the familiar I I steam locomotive with its chugging pistons and belching smokestack is forecast by news from the frontier of science. A French inventor, Leon Metais, has built a locomotive in which the steam is used to run a turbine which in turn drives a dynamo. Electricity from a dynamo is fed to eight electric motors, one connected to each driving wheel. In Sweden a railroad locomotive has been built which contains a twelve-cylinder Diesel engine. It runs on petroleum under high pressure. In this country the General Electric Company is experimenting with a locomotive in which a Diesel engine is used to run a. dynamo. This in turn, as in the ca?e of the French locomotive, runs elefctric motors connected to the driving wheels. The cloud of black smoke issuing f—Mn th l - p—Joc'-motivo

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resents a waste of fuel in a day when fuel is gradually growingi scarcer. That is \vhy the inventors are getting busy.

Knight O’ the Night By Hal Cochran What has become of the dapper young fellow who once sang a song to his love? What has become of the mandolin mellow that strummed 'neath a window above? Once was the day when the Knight of the night to the courtyard of castles would go. There he would sing to his heart's fond delight in refrain that was sweetlike and low. Moons used to shine from the skies up above, throwing rays that would light up the scene where Knights of the night gaily chanted of love to a sweet little balcony, queen. How things can change as the world rolls along. The dapper young felljw of old has switched to a lad who is shy of the song in which love’s sweetest stories are told. Cut and dried business has ousted romance, it he present-day story be told. Now you will find that the strain that man chants is his love song to silver and gold fCopyrio-ht. ,19? R. XKA ge -vioe. Inc.)

THE INDIANAPOLIS TIMES

Answering That Wail—Godfrey

By Mrs. Walter Ferguson Ml —can think of no more devilI ish torture than connu--1.. I bium," says Mr. Godfrey Eaton, who naturally would hall from New York. In case you do not exactly follow, he goes on to explain that to him marriage is just about as nice as “being boiled in oil.” In other words, no wedding bells for Godfrey. And who is this Eaton person? Well, he Is another New Yorker who has written a book, become a literary critic and a cynic. Mr. Eaton is very emphatic in his assertion that matrimony is too blamed personal. He thinks a man should live his own life unhampered by wifely attention. He says that a man's work is always of far greater importance than his wife, and he can't bear the idea of having somebody around all the time claiming his time and affections, and. while he did not mention it, we surmise that he would like to have his money equally exempt. Now, everybody who iongs to marry Mr. Eaton will please rise. The lad is safe. If he does not want to get married, there is no law In the land that can compel him to do so, and as long as he can employ the services of good American detectives. we see no reason why he should he dragged to the altar. Mr. Eaton probably belongs to the growing crowd of rising literati who simply must express themselves through their individuality, and who cannot be smothered by family ties, and whose genius is of such fragile texture that the slightest pressure would crack it to bits. Perhaps his soul, too, cries out for the Infinite and gropes for the tA attainable and is as sensitive to the nuances of hampering conventions

RIGHT HERE IN INDIANA By GAYLORD NELSON

FEWER HOOSIERS DIE rprjß. W. F. KING, secretary I J) of the Stat* board of health, V.Tv J states that the annual death rate in Indiana has decreased in the past twenty-five years from twenty pr l.oon population to twelve. In other words, if the same rate prevailed today as did twentyfive years ago there would he approximately 200,000 mere deaths among Hoosiers efjch year than

there are. Os course, they all die eventually, Just like ordinary folk s. Nevertheless, the decrease in the annual rate is startling. K n o w 1 edge of preventive medicine, public health and public sanitation are responsible for the change. Much alarm is voiced from time to time over the declin-

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ing birth rate ir. this country. The race faces extinction, claim pessimists. Certainly large families are becoming less common. But the importance of a high birth rate is exaggerated. It is not the number of babies born, but the number that live to maturity that is important from the racial standpoint. When large families were the rule the majority of babies died in infancy. Now nearly all babies grow up to be bandits or useful members of society. The work of the world Is done by adults. Every year added to the span of the average adult life —by reducing the death t rate — lengthens the stride of civilization.

VAGRANCY MADE EASY Rr— — OBERT ALLEN, a New York youth, pas sed through u.lndianapolis recently, in route home from California. He is bumming his way, begging rides from soft-hearted motorists so successfully that he has ridden almost all of the way *rom Los Angeles to IndianapolisSome generous motorists not only gave him a lift hut bought his meals. Os course he thinks it is a great lark, and would resent being classed with the tattered, homeless, dirty hoboes who steal rides on freight tiains and are chased Out of town hy village constables. But he is not one whit better than those bedraggled bums. He is one of that increasing genus of pests—the automobile tramp. Generous drivers have made vagrancy easy. On every main highway such vags are encountered begging lifts from passing cars. The practice is becoming a nuisance, but will continue so long as motorists allow themselves to be imposed upon. If passing motorists would refuse to pick them up, blistered feet, would soon extinguish the automobile tramps. That would be desirable. The young fellow who travels across country begging rides is encouraged tc believe the world owes him a living. LOAN FOR CITY" HEALTH BOARD OL SCHLOSS, president of the Indianapolis board of health, hopes that after next year the health department will not have to resort to temporary loans In anticipation of taxes as at present. He believes it can be put on a cash-and-carry hasis. An ordinance is now pending before the council authorizing the board of health to borrow $150,000 ’until the winter tax settlement. Two ivears nco at this time of Year / the department required a leninor. tv loan of 5300.000. Last

as still water to the flutter of a breeze. Women, of course, are great factors In their lives, but wives—perish the thought! We must have a certain number of such artistic and literary souls to write us all those lovely realistic books on marriage. It is perfectly customary now, though a bit inconsistent perhaps, that such flaming souls ae Mr. Eaton's, who scorn the thought of experience, should give out newspaper interviews telling us Just what marriage is not. Having contributed a book to his country, arid having put woman in her place in the universe, there Is no reason to doubt that we may expect great things of this young man. We trust that Mr. Eaton may escape the matrimonial noose. For we can think of no more devilish torture for any woman than “connubium” with a man of his inquisitorial ideas. In case he Is nabbed, however, in spite of all he can do, may we suggest to his future wife that boiling in oil Is a hit expensive, but frying him In Frisco might prove efficacious. CRANKS AUTO, DIFS Bv Timet Special MARION. Ir.d . July 12 —lnjuries received more than six weeks ago, when he was run over hv his own auto while cranking it, proved fatal to Gilbert Nessel, (15, of Hirtfon’ City. PURDUE BRANCH ASKED Bv Timet Special ELKHARD, Ind.. July 13— Movement has been launched to bring an experiment station of Purdue Uni versity here

year the amount was cut to $200,000. At that rate the department may shake the incubus of debt eventual ly and pay current expenses out oT current revenues. That will be a gratifying state of affairs. If the health department can achieve debtless bliss, why con't the other branches of municipal government? At present the city financial operations are a succession of temporary loans. Thousands of dollars in interest are paid every year because expenditures gallop along six months in advance of receipts. Money received from the June tax settlement is used to pay the temporary loans contracted months before. Then the city is broke and borrows again in anticipation of the next tax settlement. An endless process of paying for dead horses. A private individual who perpetually hocks his prospective pay envelope is considered an Improvident, unbusiness like person, on the verge of bankruptcy. Yet the city does precisely that same thing. Year in and year out it spends money before it is received. A fiscal policy that would be suicide for an individual isn't even a headache for the city. The city is rich. But if a city administration was as interested In a business like fiscal policy as in politics it would get the taxes out of hock by curtailing expenditures until the temporary loans were starved out.

ATTRACTING NEW INDUSTRIES mHE industries committee of the Indianapolis Chamber of Commerce is endeavoring to secure location in the city of a branch plant of the Chevrolet Motor Car Company. It .Is reported that automobile manufacturing company contemplates establishment of a number bf branches and decentralization of its activities. Os course Indianapolis would welcome the acquisition of any new industrial enterprise. The more the merrier, for civic prosperity depends on industrial payrolls. But what's the use of attracting new industries to the city of those already here are to be treated like unloved stepchildren? While the Chamber of Commerce eagerly pursues the fantasy of a Chevrolet assembly plant in Indianapolis, the city administration views with indifference the possibility of losing the Ford branch plant because of its arbitrary refusal to close .Oriental St., in connection with the Pennsylvania track elevation project. Otcourse a sacred principle may be involved in the bogrd of works determination to keep Oriental St. open eyen though the action Inconveniences and perhaps drives from the city a large industrial plant. But the principle isn't visible to the disinterested bystander. The elevation program provides that adjacent streets on either side of Oriental will be opened under the tracks. These will suffice for traffic needs regardless of whether Oriental —now a dead-end street— Is open or closed. The same haughty board. that insist* on keeping Oriental St. open, plans to close nineteen streets on the south side In the Belt line elevation program. Almost all of the nineteen are as important from the standpoint of traffic as Oriental. If public interest demands the opening of the latter thoroughfare, why doesn’t is demand the opening of those nineteen south *ide stifcets? There is the answer to the question, what 1$ the matter with Indianapolis industrially? The Chamber of Commerce and civic organizations beat the bushes for nfw enterprises while haughty munJHpal officials unnecessarily haaw enterprises already here. As . local industry doesn't jf progress, it merely falls on its Rce.

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Booth Tarkington Shows Up Old Main St., ‘The Monster’ Is Best Film Thriller Yeti

By Walter D. Hickman HOWING up old Main St. is I j I th * l° b ,hat Booth TarkingUrlJ ton does in “The .Magnificent Ambersons.” The screen has reflected the spirit of the author in a film version of the novel, under the title of "Pampered Youth." Am told that Tarkington took Indianapolis in the early POs as the location of his story, although he refers to his fiction town as “Mid-

land.” Tarkington knows human nature, family pride and village gossip that exists on Main St. in every small town and we city; there is a Main St., as we 1 as the home of the richest citizen. In this story he shows how wealth maintains the position of the “great" Amberson family, why, by the virtue of that wealth, proclaim themselves the salt of the earth. But when the

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money vanishes the Ambersons, the younger generation, discovers that just being salt is not so pleasant. The director. I feel, has brought this story to the screen with intelligent appreciation of the author's feeling in the matter. It may sound strange to say. but It se°ms to be that "Pampered Youth" is a realistic “costume picture” of a midwestern town of the early nineties. Not “costume” in the sense of an historical novel, but the costumes worn in the Tarkington movie certainly smacks of days gone forever. The work of Alice Calhoun rings true with that needed sincerity of a Main St. butterfly that wanted to get out of its cage to And happiness. Ben Alexander, who depicts one of the younger Ambersons while young, does a fine hit of “snob’ work. Cullen Landis is gaining in dramatic power. He seems surer of himself than he ever has been. Mighty satisfactory work as the character is difficult to film. The Ambersons, all magnifleient. lived in power in the days when the horse was king of the road. Where ♦he film director dug up the old auto lsed in this picture is a mystery to me. “Pampered Youth," will delight those who enjoy seeing Main St., showed up in a realistic way. The bill Includes an Arthur Lake comedy, a news reel showing the Scope trial, the American Harmonists and other musical features. At the Colonial all week. -I- -I- -IIF YOU WANT THRILLS THEN SEE "THE MONSTER’’ You probably will ask me first, “Is 'The Monster’ a real thriller?” And T will tell you that this movie is the most "shocking" thing I have ever seen on the screen. Not shocking from the standpoint of being indecent but It Is the best delivered package of thrills and screams I have ever run up against In a movie theater. Didn't see this one on the legitimate stage, but If the dramatic version had any more thrills than the screen dose, then I would be shocked senseless. A "mad” doctor hides himself in a country hospital, locks up the sane doctors and then starts out making slaves of the patients who are also mad. The mad "doc” has the theory that he can cause the soul of a man ♦o escape from the body and take the place of the soul of a woman. Nice pleasant little thought. So the mad doctor gets his crazy assist- I ants to lay traps for motorists and finally three tumble into the trap. Then the weird business starts. The mad doctor is played by Lon Chaney, who can make himself look more like a devil than the devil is supposed to look. So for a number of reels I was shocked into one shock right after another as the doctor prepares to do a little transferring of 'souls. Os course the hero of the story Is

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an amateur detecttve.'who is in love with the girl victim, who didn’t want to go into the soul exchange business, especially since Doc was such a devil. There are thrills and laughs in this movie. When you see this one, take your shock absorbers with you, because you sure will need 'em. Chaney Is doing a wonderful piece of shocking acting this week. He is the best shocker in the movie business. He knows the value of makeup and he has real artistry, never overplays, although he has the opportunity. Cast is magnificent, and so are the r.lrection and lights. On the musical program is Lester Huff, playing “A Musical Newspaper:” Charlie I>avis and his orchestra and Cy Milders as soloist. The other movie is Lloyd Hamilton in "Half a Hero." At the Ohio all week. •I- -I- -ICORIXNK GRIFFITH FIGHTS THE TERRIBLE JAZZ BI O The bite of the jazz bug is a bad thing. That was my thought after seeing Corinne Griffith, Kenneth Harlan and Harrison Ford in “The Marriage Whirl.” made from the stage play called “The National Anthem." Harlan is cast as a modern man of wealth who was attacked by the

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start. She loves him In spite of the jazz fever. To cure him or rather to keep him. Cortnne allows the bug to bite her. She is too good and regular to sink too far. She suffers terribly until fate gives her a chance to get rid of her jazz bitten hubby. And there were no tears when said husband left this earth. But the little wife suffered many Jazz bug before she was reclaimed. Such a role gives Miss Griffith a powerful dramatic opportunity. She Is learning her emotional lessons Tom Sims Says Things are about equal. The thin man has more to laugh about, but the fat one more to laugh with. Hens Just loaf around so much we

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thinks a flea Is an elephant. Doing what you think Is right Is never wrong., A wise man never hits a mule on the ankle or kicks about everything that makes him mad. The laws of nature are always enforced. A reader writes us his river Is so low he has to carry drinking wa ter for the fish. (Copyright. 1925. XEA Service. Inc.)

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well and It is a difficult job for beautiful woman to suffer beautifully. And yet she does that little thing. You will recall that Laurette Taylor used this play with some little success when she was trying to find another three-year hit to follow “Peg of My Heart.” The Circle this week haa an orchestra which is causing the costumers to shout for more and more. Am speaking of Arhold Johnson's orchestra. Here is a novelty orchestra that registers with ease. Johnson puts that something into his directing that makes the orchestra connect at once with the audience. His “Mandalay," and “Ah Ha.” numbers are played with that nicety of Jazz and symphonic orchestration which makes 'em complete knockouts Will say again that Johnson has an orchestra that will stop the show any old time. \ Bill Includes other film featurelH At the Circle all this week. •I* -I* •!• v ELINOR GIAN USES NEW KIND OF SEX POISON. Some of Elinor Glyn's sex stuff has heen all bunk to me. And yet her nam Is always more Important from a box nffics standpoint than the greatest namaln the cast of her pictures. Elinor Glyn Is a good showman. That I know and admit. She haa

jazz bug when very young. And the whi3ky treatment didn't help him either. Miss Griffith is cast as a modern girl, who being brought up carefully and 1 and n ’t know anything about the little bug. Harrison Ford is cast as a chap who k n e w all about the evils of the jazz hug bite But Corinne marries the man who was afflicted with the jazz fever. ■ Then her troubles

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know how and when to act and then turns It loose upon the public. She does tell a complete story In this one. It Is vastly different from her other <*ex stuff. In this story a beautiful but good girl Is forced by c|A cumstances In France during war to do private stenography \or a rich man, played by Lew Cody, who knows how to play those disgust ingl.v wise gentlemen who wear a sweet smile over a devil’s disposition. Harriet Hammond 1s cast as the stenographer. Alec B. Francis. Is oast as a butler who serves Cody. Splendid cast. The sex theme Is different, because the main guy wakes up to the spiritual meaning of love. And so no naughty bedroom scene Is Introduced. although I expected one every minute. “Man and lad’’ Is much loss of a bore than the other Glyn stuff. Bill Includes a I.lge Conley comedy, a news reel, music hy Emil Seidel and his orchestra and organ music by Earl Gordon. At the Apollo all week. •!• •!• -IThe Crystal this week is offering "Lilies of the Rlreet," based upon the experiences of Mrs. Mary E. Hamilton ns New York's first policewoman. Johnnie Walkftr and Virginia Lee Corbin are in the cast. For the first half of the week the Isis is offering Richard Talmadge In "The Mysterious Stranger." English's this week is presenting "Nothing But the Truth." The feature at th Palace for ths first half of the week is Clifton Kemp and Haynes In "Dance Varieties" and a movie, "Paths to Paradise." The Lyric for the week Is featwj ing Ezra Buzzlnton's Rube Band^® The Fearless Greggs and their autos that pass In the air are now In their second week at Broad Ripple Park. This week at Brookslde Park the Municipal Placers Sre presenting a new play by G. C Mercer, called "The Green Football.”

wish we could teach them to lay the dust. We usually criticise others for doing exactly we would do In their places. No man is as ignorant as he acts. Being sick In bed Is awful. I*, gives you too much time to think. Every thing’s relative. A chigger p r o b ably

harped so king on this grand passion stuff that some people believe that Elinor knows more on. the subject than a< million <£|tyegei professors. At least she know* how to sell It to, the public. Now she cornea along with a typical Glynn title “Man and Maid,” eigne, the Introduction so as to show it la the real Glyn article, peoples it with people who