Indianapolis Times, Volume 36, Number 206, Indianapolis, Marion County, 7 January 1925 — Page 4

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The Indianapolis Times ROY W. HOWARD, President FELIX F. BRUNER, Editor. WM. A. MAYBORN, Bus. Mgr. Member of the Scripps-Howard Newspaper Alliance.. • • • Client of the Ufiited Press, th£ NEA Service and the Scripps-Palne* Service. * • • Member, of the. Audit Bureau es Circulations. Published dally except Sunday by Indianapolis Times Publishing. Cos., 214-220 W. Maryland St., Indianapolis * '• •Subscription Rates: Indianapolis—Ten Cents a Week. Elsewhere —Twelve Cents a Week. * * V PHONE—MA in 3500.

Blessed are the dead which die in the Lord from henofforth: Yea, saith the Spirit, that they may rest from their labors and, their works do follow them.— Bey. 1.4:13, Death is the crown of life.—-Young. ■„!■■■■■ - A GOOD CHOICE P*“ PRESIDENT COOLIDGE certainly started the new year off right when he selected Attorney General Harlan F. Stone to succeed Associate Justice Joseph McKenna, who retired after twenty-seven years on the United States Supreme Court bench. - % ' Both by his public record, and by his legal experience, is Mr. Stone qualified for- his new job. A robust vigorous man in the prime of life, his presence will add life and wholesome atmosphere to the highest court in the land. Mr. Stone was a qollege friend of the President. He joined the faculty of the Columbia University Law School in 1903, and for fourteen years was dean of that school This experience particularly fitted him to view the law in the abstract, as an institution, to see legal questions free of previous^rejudice. His. record during the short time since he took over the reigns of the Department of Justice for the purpose of cleaning up the tangled web left by the Daugherty regime has been one which has excited the admiration even of the traditional critics of that department. The promotion is a reward well earned, the President deserves much credit for bringing Stone into the Government service and for promoting him to the Supreme Court. THE POT AND THE KETTLE TT XLESS the United States wishes to have an Egypt on its LI hands with its complications of discontent, revolt and bloodshed, we will have to change our tactics in the Philippines. Washington has turned the of the Filipinos into a sort of grim joke, one party offering the people independence on a silver platter, the other snatching it back and waving a big stick under their noses instead. Congress, in 1916, by almost unanimous vote, passed the Jones law giving the islanders self-government and the promise of independence. t Today America is being swamped with amazing distortions of fact, propaganda reflecting the views of American capitalists in the islands who want the country for themselves. According to the propagandists, the 10,000,000 Christian Filipinos ont there are a hopeless lot of crooks and incompetents, the only nice people being the 800,000 Mohammedan Igorots and other savage tribes of the mountains. The 10,000,000 Christians, they say, don’t know the meaning of the word independence—despite public school and university training—while, on the other hand, they make much of the alleged general desire of the 800,000 illiterate head-hunters and dog-eaters to remain under the American flag. The aim of the propagandists, of course, is to show the demand for freedom is not universal, and that the Filipinos are ineapable of governing themselves. To prove it, they cite instances of graft-in office, irregularities in certain elections, boss ruie in politics apd “cacique” or moneyed class, rule of the bosses. , J * * Ye gods! Who are we to make such accusations? Who runs politics in this country but a handful of bosses ? And who run the bosses but our own “caciques’* of Big Business? As for graft, what can the Filipinos show jhat will stack up with Teapot) Dome—to mention merely one of our latest—and what aave they to offer at all comparable to our national bootleg scandaWrof immigrants, booze and narcotics ? The truth is that the Filipinos are pikers in a game at which we exeel. We have certain rights and interests to protect in the Far East, but we need considerable brass to demand of the Filipinos a state of perfection to which we, ourselves, have no legitimate claim, We-nught to be too big to make use - of such methods to hold, Hie islands. We should come ont in the open and let the Filipino people know jtisifc what we intend to do. Quibbling and nagging, faultfinding and uncertainty in the end will surely spell trouble.

Telling It to Congress

Too Maoy Laws There are now 10,900 bills before this Hpuse. and 3,700 in the Senate. It is both a physical and mental impossibility to give each* thorough consideration. —Representative Hawes (Democrat) Missouri, The Next War Every one who has studied the efforts of the last war realizes that the. next war is going to be fought in the air and under the sea, probably, if we are ever so unfortunate as to get Into another war.—Representative Jones (Democrat) Texas, Oar Giant We have in our hands this great pow*r (Muscle Shoals), a talisman that ohn make possible a reduction of electric rates Qyer a large section of this country by actual competition, if necessary, and elsewhere by potential competition and example.— Senator Howell (Republican) Nebs**®- . The Beat la Taken ■ The approximate acreage of the Funreseifved,; public lands, exclusive of the. Territory of Alaska, now In possession of the Government, is 180,000,000 acres. This area represents what i heft after 100 years or more of selection by hundreds of thousands of pioneers emigrating to the. West to make homes In general, the soil is sandy or stony and most of it is unproductive, — -.Report of the Interior Department. The Farmer's Best Ret On the .whole, dairying h%s been no of the bright spots of the agriultusal sitisitiOA since 1921. Though j prices of darn products slumped in thgt year ts/ came to a stable basis on a higher ievs| tha# that tg which '’arm c&mrmd&Mtt generally sank.

This was partly due to the fact that dairy products, unlike wheat and livestock, usually find a hr dad market at home and are therefore comparatively unaffected by conditions in other countries.—Annual report o! the Secretary of Agriculture, Tongue Tips Dr. Carl Akeley, American Museum of Natural History: “The conservation of game can only come through the education of the coming generation. For every grown person who npw sincerely tries to preserve game there axe ten who think only of destroying it.” ** * Dr. Frank Adams, Detroit: “There is peace on earth only among men of good will Until that spirit is present there can be no peace and it is idle to look for it.” ’MI, Thomas Q. Harrison, lecturer, New York: “All wars are the result of- the- secret scheming of diplomats, of; the open boasts of militarists and, above all, of striving of the ruling Classes fipr economic imperialism.” < * * A. G. Gardiner, writer, London: “The level, of political morals never was high, but in these days it has fallen to the plane of the huckster's - - Problem Sunday School Teacher— ** The angel of death passed over the land and smote the firstborn of each Egyptian family.' ” Small Pupil “Please, teacher, what did the angel do when it was twins?’'—Detroit News. ;M . . J. ~V. 'J— Fpp. the (re ''“Jones is feeding his wife in apple a day now to keep. the doctojj away.” “Hum—that so? Well, he needn’t worry about the doctor. He’d better

FIRST MONTH SEES NO PROGRESS MADE IN U. S. SENATE

Even Division prevents Accomplishment of Much by Congress, Times W-uHlnpton Bureau, /SIS Hew York Ave. FryT? ASHINGTON, Jar, 7.—One month down and two to go. 1... Score, 0-0. The second session of the SixtyEighth Congress, due to end March 4, appears to be so evenly matched against itself that- the score may remain Unchanged when final adjournment comes. Thus far no legislation of importance hcfs begin disposed of, ’none, at lfiasf, that was subject to controversy and do not favor a much better record for the remainder of the session. In the House the supply bills for the Interior, Postofflpe, Treasury, Agriculture and the Navy Departments have been passed, but their passage is almost a routine matter. The Senate has approved the naval •reconstruction bill and the third deficiency bill, but these were measures lost in the final jam of the preceding, session and were without opposition this time. ’/ Muscle Shoals Tangle The Senate proceeded early to tie itself in a knot over Sfuscle Shoals. The agriculture committee’s MM, bearing Senator Norris’ name, had the right of way, to he voted down or amended and passed. An attempt, to shove through a private ownership and operation measure through a coalition of administration forces and. such followers as Minority Leader Underwood could muster, precipitated a much higger fight than was anticipated and left the Senate deadlocked on the subject for the time beitjg. This gave the postal pay , bill an opening. The Administration stepped into this also with a bill designed to prevqpt the humiliation of Presir dent Coolidge by the passage of the pay bill over his veto. The bill was a substitute that provided for raising additional postoffice revenues by increasing postal rates, especially on newspapers and magazines. This precipitated a situation of bad* feeling not- calculated to expedite legislation and certain to leave the postal pay .problem squarely across the path of tha Senate regardless of how the eventual vote might result. Important Measures Both houses have a number of Important measures on their schedules for action, in addition to that, annual appropriation bills, but. it is dubious ilf any of get through. The Housq committee is engaged in hearings on the Boulder dam project, after having held hearings thrqugh last session, and the Senate is just beginning similar hearings. -The Swing-Johnson bill furnished the basis for these hearings up to three weeks ago. when the Fredericks bill —called the power trust bill—was Introduced. No vote before March 4 is now anticipated. How progress might be achieved*— but isn’t—was illustrated a few. days, ago. In a mass of unimportant “unanimous consent” hills run through the Senate was an appropriation o£'sJ 4,500,000 for a memorial bfidge across the Potomac River here, stretching from the Lincoln monument on the north side to Arlington and. the Robert E. Lee home, -on the south side, But Senator Borah obtained its reconsideration, on the ground that it is too important and expensive'' to be enacted without more consideration. Other Measures

O.i the calendar of the Senate are other subjects provocative of long debate: The Isle, of Fine* treaty, the French spoliation claims and Senator Pepper’s World Court resolution. The last named hould be good for a year's argument, by Senate standards, If It comes up at all. Then President Coolidge’s farm commission, is expected tp report certain bills for the benefit of agriculture before the session ends. They are bound to precipitate extended discussion, in committee and on the fioor —if they reach the floor. Delays come about easily. The eight-inch snowfall which recently blessed Washington, paralyzing transportation and getting the Senators’ fpet wet, was good for a halfday of debate as to who was Responsible for the condition into w;hich the streets of> the city had fallen. Congress, as some millions of the voters haven’t yet learned* Is the city council for the. city of Washington, whose citizens do hot vote, and the city’s troubles always • wind up in the House and Senate. The Senate has enough tp tojk abput already to keep it occupied till next fall, and it hasn’t even begun to talk about the question of- a big or a little Navy! ~~ f 1 Very Likely By HAD COCHRAN It’s, l&nny what q difference just a few' odd days will make, in the things that brought the kiddieq Christmas joys. And it’s funny t b consider just how little time,, ’twjll take to change the looks of different kinds of toys. Today, poor little dolly haap't any hair at alt. One little limb Is missing at the knee. She’d surely crash to pieces at the slightest little, She’s as near a wreck as any doll could be. The long tin horn Is still in shape, but simply will not blow. The jumping monk’s forgotten how- to jump, A little toy, rpechanlcai, refuses, now. to go; the colored molding clay ’s all In. a lump. Ah, yes, the tpys of Christmas mom have met the usual fate. Old Santa Glaus must look on in disgust. For all the little playthings that the kiddies thought were great have merely been a lot of things to bast. Mi’s. New Girl “Maggie, go and see if the cake’s done. Stick a knife in. i£ It’s done if the knife pomps out entirely clean,” Maggie departed. Some minutes later she returned beaming. “The knife comg out aa clean as a whistle,’.’ she said, “so I put the and spoons, too."

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RIGHT HERE IN INDIANA I ■ By GAYLORD NELSON -

Ambulances C r “""l ARL L. OTT, Rural St., was injured yesterday when his automobile ivas struck by a tr&in at "Newrnan St. and Massachusetts Ave. And police called a city hospital, ambulance. on speed mayibe equalNELSON ly distressing and ( dangerous. Tardiness of an ambulance may involve vital consequences. A person may not have a speaking acquaintance with amhulances. Except to cuss them at intersections and other places that they frequent. But when his arms, legs, phalanges and spinal column are unjointed in an accident he wants an ambiance —right now! And it’s the first duty of the hospital to gratify that wish. To every helpless bystander a moment’s delay in ti*e arrival of medical aid seems interminable. So perhaps there has been no dilatoriness in city hospital’s response. But if so it should be corrected. With hospitals speed means life—not a suspended sentence. Council EJi-H city council is engaged ip an edifying rumpus. The result of a factional battle to select the president for the ensuing year. The minority faction, at a special meeting Monday afternoon, elected its man. At the regular evening meeting the majority of the council elected another president. Both “presidents” presided. Tumult ensued. And a merry time was had by all. Tq private citizens the presiding officer of the municipal lawmakers is of no consequence. But to the contending hyphenated factions a might}' principle of statecraft is at stake. For politically the council president is an important personage this year. He will set up the machinery fop the city election- Which.arouses partisan factions to fighting frency. Control of election machinery is of strategic importance to them. For purp#se of moral suasion—probably. But how ig public interest served by this counciimanic squabble? Not any. The internecine warfare is a nentertaining spectacle. But public welfare Isn’t actively involved, or even on the sidelines. It’s home In bed—as usual. \

Reader Answers Herbert Quick in Age Squabble

T* the Editor oj The Timep lERBERT QUICK, in his recent letter, quotes the opinions of two men of high standing in medical science who question it is best for the humqn rqce to have rules of health promulgated and thus prolong lives of the weaklings, or whether it fs best to let nature take its course and give an advantage for the physically strong and healthy to ultimately predominate. Os the two doctors he says, “These men are among the greatest men in the world in health lore, and. they are old men with wisdom—'which is a very different thing from skill or knowledge." Further on h& accuses old ipen of being recationary, etc., and says, "The qurse of ths world Is the dominion of men past 50.” I wonder’if the “two old men with wisdom are past 50.” Something Wrong I Mr. Quick, are you past 50, or have you become prematurely old by accepting tho opinion of others instead of stimulating your brain, to healthy action by thinking for yourself. Something is radically wrong when you make such a contradictory statements in your writing. I am near 65, yet, so far I have kept my brain from becoming fossilized by allowing a few wholesome thoughts to percolate through It every day. Did it ever occur to you, Mr. Quick, that dirty water will harden and destroy a sponge and that water will cleanse it and make it soft and pliable? So It la with the brain. Trashy thoughts will clog and destroy the brain like dirty water destroys the sponge, while wholeseipe thoughts will keep the brain In its soft protoplasmic first-life state, ready to respond to the amenities of progress. I wonder that men of science, and especially' medical men, do not try to understand and proclaim this i truth. How caa they claim to be masters of science and, yet know not these things? To teach people to think "worth while” thoughts will do more for the human race than any “weeding out” process we may eat- * * A Moron Offspring When two people marry for the sake of gaining money, or have in. view each other’s standing socially, of are prompted by some other selfish motive rather than merit and suitableness to each other, they run a great risk of their offspring, being weaklings or. morons the same as when relatives' marrj/1 I could show plenty of evidence to substantiate these facts if space permit. What in the, difference whether a map is a moron or a college presi dent if hip scope of vision is limited to the blue dome, of. tb# sky, and his. encompasses nothing mo^e

I Sleuths JT=TT EPRESENTATIVE FRANK Jy M. WRIGHT of Brazil, will ■ - -1 introduce in the Legislature a measure to revise the law under which Horse Thief Detective Associations flourish in the State. The bill would curtail some powers conferred by the ancient measure. But would still give the sleuths authority to assist peace officers. And would change the name to State constable associations. The Horse Thief Detective Asso-, ciations long since outlived their original reason for being. * Nowadays stealing a horse is no: more lucrative than stealing a case of. merles. It isn’t done. And one mail order detective—without leaving dome —could do all #he horsethief sleuthing necessary ir, Indiana. Consequently a&Qciatipns formed under the old law serve no useful purpose. Except possibly fraternal anfi. social. Reorganization and chapge in name wouldn’t make them more useful. For it isn’t the name of the associations that is objectionable. It’s the police powers—so easily abused —that they enjoy. Which the proposed revision would still leave them. The State doesn't need a multitude of part-time constables—whatever the names of their associations—to help apprehend malefactors. Daw is not enforced by such amateur sleuths but by regular peace officers. Forsaken i IN Indianapolis man left his two little boys—the oldest 7 a In a Cincinnati store the other, day. And disappeared. City authorities rescued the forsaken youngsters and are searching for the callous father. It was just another case of child desertion. Which occurs In enlightened Indiana with surprising frequency. Parental love is a normal human trait. But even the beasts of the field do as much. It’s the tenderness of most people for all helpless children—their own and others—that is the special glory of the race! This unselfish love finds expression In public and private charities to care for unfortunate tots. Which makes easy the path of the child deserter. For he, knows society will take up his abandoned burden. And the forsaken won’t starve. Not that he cares. But he hesitates to kill his incopvenb-nt babes. That is murder, Which is punished more severely than child abandonment. Yet the latter is worse than a snappy murder for the Innocent victims. Perhaps if the punishment for it equalled the crime’s brutality that might restrain child deserters. Who do so much to prove that man wasn’t created by Divine decree but evplved from worthless weeds.

physical brute force, which to be sure Is a quality to be admired In the lower animals, hut should npt be looked to as the goal of human race? The brain is the sensitive organ or device that connects and mind with the physical body. When we stimulate the soul with “good purpose” thoughts. Its health is promoted. it in turn sends more nerve stimulus to the rest of the body and then the body’s health is promoted. Let us consider every human being as, a part of God’s creation, and that our individual well being depends upon the well being of-all. Mr. Quick, it is designed by Providence that you and. % are to be teachers, and we must do our work well or there Is danger that wo. be replaced .by others who hre more up to date. PETjPR E. GRIMES, 4934 Broadway. Science The prohlem of the ether, made more popular arid interesting by the growth of tfie radio, is again causing scientific theories. Ether is purely a speculative medium which is supposed to 'fill all space, even those portions occupied by fluids and solids. It is merely a theory that was invented by scientists to answer the ‘question of what filled space. It was accepted largely through the work of Sir Oliver Lodge, who is the recognized authority on this theory. Einstein, while he did not totally disrupt the ether theory, caused grave doubts of its correctness. In effect, he demanded evidence which could not be given. Prof. Albert P. Matthews, of the University of Cincinnati, has offered the latest theory. H& suggests that “the ether is composed of minute units that may be called ethertons.” He says that “each etherion is in rotation about three axis.’’ This theory is attracting attention because it enters the field of speculation as to what may be beyond the electron. Nature United States Department of Agriculture chemists have discovered a way of changing "sweet” soil into sour so that rhododendrons and trailing arbutus grow in it. They’ll soon tell garden fans about, it; A hailstone is built up of alternate layers of clear and snowy icq. Biggest hail known to have fallen in United Stalls occurred in Maryland on June 28, 1915, when the stones were as bir as baseballs. Most remarkable liig hail storm on record was in thMorabad district of Indiaon May M 1888, when 250 people

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How to Test Your Investment

By BAYARD DOMINICK President Better Business Bureau of New York City SHE risk s os Joss from legitimate Investments Is smalt 111-advised speculations take millions of dollars from Americans annually. Fraudulent schemers take mapy niore millions. A dollar soundly Invested will almost certainly return, and return with something earned. A dollar put into a speculation has a chance—perhaps a good one, perhaps only a gambling chance, and may or may not return. A dollar put into a fraudulent enterprise will not return once in a thousand times. Os these general facts, there Is no doubt, The difficulty, for inexperienced investors, is how to tell# which securities are investments,,, which speculations and which are probable frauds. Briefly stated, a man Invests his

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Tou can get an answer to any question of S act or Information by writing * to The Indianapolis Times Washington Bureau, 1322 New York Are., Washington, D. C., inclosing 2 cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor c n extended research be undertaken. All cthdf questions will receive a personal reply. Unsigned requests cannot bb answered. All letters are confidential.—Editor. Is carbon monoxide gqs inflammable? i • \.r Xes; this gas Is liable to cause an explosion if ignited In an enclosed place, such an a garage. What is the composition of Graham flour? Water, 11.8 per cent; protein, 18.8 per cent; fat, 2.2 per cent; carbohydrate, 71.4 per cent; ash, 1.8 per cent; the food value Is 1,628 calories per pound. * " * ’ What was the enrollment of Princeton University for 1923-4? 2,448. Will the use of electricity make hens lay more than once a day?. No. Electricity is used to make the hens lay better In tffe winter months. It does not, however, make them lay more than once a day. How can platinum be distinguished from white gold or silver? By specific gravity. This can be determined by weighing the metal in air on a balance (not a,, spring scale), and then in water, by suspending

How much, do you know about the sun, the earth, the moon, the stars? Can you tell the relative sizes of the earth and the planet Mars? Do you know the circumference of the earth? Hotv far the air belt around the earth extends? What Is the basis -tor speculation as to the ip habitability of other planets than the earth? How the distances to stars are pleasured? What is the compo-

CLIP COUPON HERE ASTRONOMY EDITOR, Washington Bureau, Indianapolis Times, 1322 New York Ave., Washington, D. C. I want a copy otfhe bulletin, POPULAR ASTRONOMY, and enclose herewith 5 cents in loose postage stamps tor same: Name ....... ■.. ••. J.. •.........*.• ......*...•,. • Strand No. or R. R. .... • City .....A.. State .......-- -• I am a reader of The Indianapolis Times. SPECIAL NOTICE: Our Washington Bureau still has on hand copies of a bulletin on another sort of “stars,” namely. MOVIE STARS. Auy reader who wishes a copy of that bulletin in addition to the above, place an X mark opposite this paragraph and enclose 8 cents for the two bulletins.

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funds when he looks primarily to the preservation of what he already has. He speculates when he looks primarily to profits or yield, taking risks to that end with what he already has. Investments and speculations may both be legitimate, but they are not equally proper for all persons. True investments are always sound. Frauds masquerading as speculations or investments, however attractive may be their disguise, are always to be guarded against. No man wouid put funds into a thing which he knows to', be fraudulent' any more than Me would toss coins into the sea. He should know what he 1? buying before he parts with his money. Investment, speculative and fraudulent securities do not always appear in such pure forms as to he instantly distinguishable, as to .the three primary colors, red, green and

the metal by a thread from one arm of tfie balance. Divide the weight of the metal ip air by the difference between the weight In air and weigh in water. Platinum should have a specific gravity of 21:5; gold of 19.3 or less; silver of 10.£ What was the longest war In hiptory? | The war between England and France known as the Hundred Years War (1338-1453). COOKING RABBITS A reader of this column asks for a number Os recipes tor cooking rabbit dishes. Any other interested reader may obtain a two page mimeographed bulletin containing ten recipes for frying, baking, stewing, etc., by writing to our Washington Bureau, enclosing a 2cent postage stamp for reply. What Is the largest tjird family? The humming birds. Where are the, largest number of rosewood forests found? In Brazil. How is polychrome work done? Originally this work was carried out by plating a metallic surface with copper and treating this finish wffh various reagents, such as soluble sulphide compounds, so as to

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sition of the sun? How fast the earth moves in its orhit? What is th® speed ot light? Why does an eclipse of the SUn occur? These and hundreds of other interesting facts about the universe tn which we live are covered in the latest bulletin just issued by our Washington Bureau on POPULAR ASTRONOMY. If you wish a copy of this bulletin, fill put the coupon below and mhil as directed:

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violet. By fixing his mind on the Aolor he wants, however, and by making a fair effort, every person can achieve a quality in his investment program which makes for soundness. In other words: Before you Invest, investigate. To be classified as an investment, any stock or bond should possess at least the three cardinal qualities: L Safety of principal 2. Satisfactory income. 3. Saleability. These represent the three fundamental pr nclples ..of Investment, stated in the order of their importance. An investment security obviously should preserve safely the principal amount of funds entrusted to if, that being always the first object of an Investment. Its history of eaiinings should be such as to assure a return regularly to the investor, 1 either in . interest or dividends, that being always the second object of an investment.

1 produce an Iridescent effect. More recently, polychrome effects have been produced X>y the use of various colored lacquers!. How much dctsa Great Britain owe the United Spates? > According -to the report of the * secretary of the treasury tor the period ending June 80, 1924, the amount was ?4,577,00(^000. } Are porpoise fish No, they are mammal* belonging to the whale family. How many times and with what results did Ad Wolgust fight Battling Nelson? Three times; the first fight Wlas a 1 ten round no-decision bout; the second resulted in a knockout victory for Wolgast In forty rounds; the third was another ten round qo-de- 1 cislon bout. '"** f Tom Sims Says In Maine a man has a clock 87 years old which runs perhaps because he never has tried to fix it. In Kansas a man played jazz musio tp keep his cows contented. They will be the laughing stock of the country. All pessimists are not dead, but ope is. St. ? Louis man asked to be buried without any clothes. Chicago’s a great town. The guns make so much noise that even those not getting shot must have a hard time sleeping. They took eight stitches in the head of a Dallas (Texas) auto driver who forgot to use his head. Bad Canadian news today. The weather is so cold you can almost boil eggs in ice water. Reports from ail sections of the country indicate practically all the turkey hash has been eaten. In London a hotel was dynamited. Veil, that’s Just one time the rooms were a little higher than usuaL Dances amuse us. And some ot the steps look as if they were invented By a girl seeing a mouse. Wrong news from New York. Expert says men do all things better than women. Bet he never tried to kiss a man. Times do change. Not long ago they had signs, “Women’s Hair Cut here.” Now they need* them reading, “Men’s Hair Cut Here." The most efficient chaperon these days is the need of a shave. % A debutante fold us she had a fever blister, but we could stay