Indianapolis Times, Volume 36, Number 173, Indianapolis, Marion County, 28 November 1924 — Page 4

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NORMAL SCHOOLS Ppri XE OF THE principal problems in the operation of the ed(Wj ueational system of Indiana is that of providing a constant supply of well-trained teachers. The principal factors in providing such teachers are the two State normal schools, one at Terre Haute and the other at Muneie. It has been proposed that a third State school be established at Michigan City. The city proposes to give the ground and Elkhart County promises to erect the huil lings. the State should accept the offers. Normal schools in various sections of the State are preferable in many ways to central schools. Schools near at home help solve the economic problems of prospective teachers. The southern part of the State should also have such a school. THE SPORTS CYCLE ml IE FOOTBALL season is virtually over. This greatest of all college sports has seen a great year. Crowds totaling into the millions have seen the games. Football is a game that requires real stamina. It is a maker of men. It is one of the most helpful influences in college life. It goes a long way toward discouraging th> idea that we are becoming a generation of cake-eaters. A man can’t be a cakeeater and a football star at the same time. It just isn’t, possible The sports cycle moves rapidly. Already the basketball season is raider way. Basketball is the king of sports so far as Indiana is concerned. The game is played literally by thousands of Hoosier high school and college boys, it, too, is a maker of men. SHOP EARLY ypTjlTn TITANHE SOTTING over, the Christmas shopping --a W son i, s U pon us. Only twenty-five more shopping days re main and there is a gosh-awful amount of buying to be done. Christmas giving is a custom almost as old as the holiday itself. It is the one day of the year when everybody opens his heart simultaneously and the world becomes a little better. Gifts are tokens of friendship. Their elaborateness or cori are only incidental. But under any circumstances they rmis f be obtained. The sooner you buy yours the better your selection will be and tlm less likely you will be to become caught in the Christmas rush. UPROOTING THRONES WITH WORDS StTJHE UNGENTLE art of revolutioning is changing. - To oust a king, or a president, it used to take gunboats, and cannons, and rifles, and men. romrh, tough, hard men. of the fighting kind, and a whole flock of would-be generals. And lots of money. But no more. Blnco Ibanez, the Spanish novelist, is run ning a revolution to oust King A.fonso of Spain from hi- throne, and Blaseo hasn't even a can of army bully beef on his side. All Blaseo has is words, plenty of them, and a printing press which he chartered in the neighboring country of France. No dirty, unpleasant trench warfare for Jhanez. He runs his revolution from his study in a country mansion. He loads little pamphlets with words and paragraphs, telling why Alfonso should lose his king job. and hires aviators to drop these strange explosives over the Spanish border. And is Alfonso scared? He is, and puzzled. A king mn'r do much against this kind of a revolutionist. If Ibanez would gather a band of roughnecks, or patriots, whichever you will, and lead them on to the royal palace, Alfonso could call out the guards and have the novelist and his hand killed or jailed or run out. But Alfonso can’t kill nor jail words and thoughts. One" they’re within his borders, he can’t run them out of Spain. It looks as if Alfonso were up against it. When styles in revolu tionjng change, kings must change, too. Or else go. Which will Alfonso do? And isn't it too late, anyway? THE PRESIDENT ON RAILWAY WAGES mT IS WELCOME news that President Coolidgc does not see any necessity for a reduction of railway wages and that he thinks a reduction of freight rates may better be brought about through economies in operation. Most independent observers are likely to agree with the President. A notable exception, of course, will be George Harvey, whose suggestion of a wage-cut resulted in this White House pronouncement. Ts the President’s position is merely passive, if he means only that he will not participate in a movement to reduce railway wages, the situation may yet become an unfortunate one. The railway executives, as a result of the recent election, might naturally feel they have been given a free hand in all matters of this kind and might easily be tempted to overstep the hounds of good judgment. This would call for active opposition on the part of the Government. Perhaps the President means he is ready to provide such opposition. Tt is to be hoped so.

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RAILWAYS WANT CUT IN TAXES Organized Drives to Be Made on Congress and Legislatures, Times Waxhtn'iton Rureau, tiS2 AYio York Arr. CTT2J APHINOTON, Nov. 28.—The ; [\Y/j railways of the country are ....J organizing to urge upon the Federal and State governments that railway tax >s be reduced next year. The contention of railway operators i Is that it is unfair to limit railway | ear*line's end a; the same time to in- ; crease their taxes. Tax'-s paid by railways have doubled during he last ten years. In Vain the r always paid to the Federal Government and to the States a total of In 1923 the amount L ■ grown to $381,915,459. That the totals were still mounting was ndioated when the taxes for tl-e Lest six months of the present :y. at oat.ie to $11)2.083,697, or $44,i 000.000 more than for the whole year of 1913. 10 Per Cent of Incomes Tt is estimated that the present rate of taxation is approximately ; 19 per cent of all income derived] jby railways through their freight ! j business, (if the nearly $1,000,000! j a day that >.he r.-'.lways pay in .•axes, i .ttle oyer three fourths is > oie-c?. and ty the State governments, j ami lc-'-s !>," . one-fourth by the Fed- , jer.-d Government. In !•■;: v., Federal Government collected approximately $10,000,000 lln r.ii ’- ad taxes Last year the ru-*ut was $77,000,000. The States w ‘a:, 'o > t the heaviest taxes are N> v Vs Pennsylvania, California -.<:•! II -<•!>, though all States collect iscinet’dng from the lines. In -.22, for the first time in h!s- ---■ ?.-.. j ‘1 amount of dividends f L w •’ • •' • .unount of taxes. ' In >' -it year the railroad's tax bill w. • : 'd ) 0, while ttie dividends ■ ‘ ’ i- iby marly thirty mil -s or $271 576,900. Nearly Tripled Ad- •.. !e ear’i* r t;*X“s amounted t*. < nr. .it.*- ‘ "•> :--r cant of the dlriT- > i ,(native figures for M’S.: o' >59; divi . !,-• ■ * - . i nofl, : other businesses. • Investment rather

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tha- on their earnings. This the ro; - >- i r* . zd as unfair and <-'-*• • t . • ess of t * .re over divi- ; i -if ~f th*>ir argument. '■ .i * - is also made *>f th** re. •; i, -f ilwny earnings, a problem *,' i i.'-f*orations c!o n*>t biivo t* * * • '• Ti 1 w 'h. Under ■ terms of the transporin*lot: act of ''k generally known ns the l-L-'h-i;'urnmlns law, the railways must turn back to th® Gov* f.tnn -n! 1 a If of ail earnings over \ p • <". *,* , r. their property value. Ti,' ; iug half is kept in a ' -I md may not Le used f ■ - . ! purposes until it has r- •! ' p* ---lit of the total valuation of th-- railroad. To date, only the more prospnrnur r<*a*l.-* huv*- turned over any f • ai- to the Government under thi3 ■'Tt-i-ipi.il!'*-" clause. They have f< •:!!*! ;; p'ay-ilile to sp*ind the money f, • -*w f-inilV-ment and lrnprovem-- • ruiher than to permit it to g : out of their control. Science The Einstein theory' Is attracting renewed attention In scientific reviews. The cans® of the present disturbance is the attack made u -on the theory by ('apt. T. J. J. S* • profess* rof mathematics in the Ur-ited States Navy and government astronomer at Mare Island. Pr- ft-ssor See hns been an opponent of the Einstein theory from the start. He now claims that It is nil based on a mathematical error, which he explains. If® says that the whole theory Is "worthless and misleading" and that “Einstein and the other relativists are now required to learn correct physical mathematics from nn old-fashioned di-n-ii 1® of Newton.” Prof. Arthur S. Eddington, chief advocate of Einstein in this country. says that Professor See’s criticism is "all bosh.” Ho says frequent attacks have been made by mathematicians, astronomers and other scientists upon the Einstein theory of relativity, but that every one of the criticisms has been met and that he is sure the claims of Professor See will meet tho same fate.

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Prof, at 19 Margaret Lee Wiley, la. is a full-fledged faculty ni'inlm a’ tile College of Industrial Vn >t Texas. She teaches Mngiish and is recognized as tlio >*oum ■ ' ' 11 2 lege professor in ail the Fou'hwest. In New York By JAMES W. LEAN LEW YORK, Nov. 2S.—At I 1 cey and Chrystle street heart of the Last Side, :* <■ L ; by Hotel is being reared, 1* \v i! ! - 'h" only big hotel in that nelghherh-od and it will be exclu ' " ■“ ' It will be twelve star;- i L'. ml will have 1 1 rot have a lobby where Jews of all a '-s of Ilf" will gather. The Libbv Hotel is Mnx K- -n stein's mein rial to his moth-'! < was 12 when he sailed pn-st tho Statue of Liberty twenty four ' * ”th ago His story is the typ" >1 of the successful Immigrant • Hla mother died soon after their arrival. At 14 Max had s ' * 9 and started a candy store. At on it became successful lie start" 1 a restaurant and then ancthtr He had the first self re.- • , the Jewish quarter He named tt IJhby, Ids mother's name The Idea of a Jew h. lmte! c, me when h saw out r.f-r v • f 1-- ■ v-* sleeping in r* staurant H s ** Stenographers and c - •' re Working long hours -1 r g -lg i ill movement in V* clerical force in s--me ■ f flees is on a ! night. Th*-. •' w*-rk-ers do not get overt;:! -* p),y Neither

nr* they e-sklng for vises Troy know that they will g<-t holiday bonuses, oni< of th'-m Th-t ksgiving, porno fit ('hrlrti.’n.. Considered a to,. r , •,. in Wall Street receive pro:..'hr. the In went salaries In. Vork ’nt th* borniH system gives worke r in that line an Incentive to stick through thick, and thin v , The art of w.n.l carving is • >.st passing along with all other f< th of fine handicraft. Ships' are heads are becoming so scare* Hiat curio hunters nre paving piiccs for them,. Two goddesses cir • ■ in wood brought, $1,900 recently. The sprite that one*- pr-ioed Ht* how of the 1 telle of < tregno is .-in ployed as a monument at the u ebb Institute of Naval ArchlteCMtre. t’harles Sampson carved .t nt Hath, Me., In 1876. In the old days thes* goddesses were blindfolded when the crow of ft ship met defeat. That was Ml the ■ grace. * * • Ho Is a patriarchal old man, with flowing white hair and heard He walks through tho subway train of an evening with hat in hand, sedate ly he.wing before the passengers and stopping long enough for each passenger to drop a coin In ids hat if so Inclined. The other night. T counted more than $2 dropped in Hie hat In one car. There were ten care on the train and he visited all of them. A Thought For there shall be no reward to the evil man; the candle of the wicked shall he put out. —Frov. 24:20. • • • As sure ns God Is good, so surely there is no such thing as necessary evil.—Southey. Sticking l T p for Mu “I hope you stuck up for rue when your father said I was a born fool." "Indeed I did! I told papa your success in that line is entirely due to your own efforts."—Boston Transcript.

DECA Y IS BIG ITEM OF WASTE Homes for Million Could Bej Built With Wood That Decays, Times Washington Unreriu, ISSS Sew York Air ravSHINGTOX, Nov 28.I W I * iomes for a city of a million > J people could be built, with the wood which decays unnecessarily every year in the United States, Tliis is just one, of the ib ms of wood-wastes touched on by Col. W It. Greeley, chief of the United States Forest Service, in bis open ing address to lumber and paper manufacturers, who are g.iibered here this week for a conf‘-rcn*'e on tlie “Utilization of F,.r--st Pn lucts.” To illustrate his point. Colonel Greeley pointed out what had ! -iripened to the ti-wpon vy buiMim;built in Washlna:*•:■ during the war for Governn->ff;ci s. Within four v- ars, the floors in many of them were sagging. An investi •atiori dirokised that th* ■*- , was not enough ventilation *>■ : prevent dry-rot front attacking i much of the floor construction and parts of the, lower wall-. Tills entire I set of buildings ridtobo r- m■ - 1 it) it: ! and 1: :L’ :*.■’ i ]:• *■ jo t* a - tills. Can Ur-idong Life lbii!r-*;iil worth a bmp : i , ran have their life of service increased from six to thtrieen -. • ••• . if they are treated to a zinc chlorl i* .bath, which mets nbnni “a *-***.; tie. Yet m v.y are still used without being treat*--!. Colonel <:*• suggf-srts that to combat the pnslhi!itv of “w*md!es . days" which th Urdtefl -’trite*; may ■ \<n experiencing in fifty ye- rs. unless It-* paced*' learn to Vs n...re car** ful, ''diversified favstv.mr" mus* ’,*- r; " 'A } iljb.k'f 1 :;;- -:i• ir*‘ r • ■ •*,■ ’• “g • ■ ' •••’ -ri* -of v ms kinds .-•riwtn! •=, furniture ! ' w ■- b I plan?'; would - ' biy :o do nwny wt’h u ill w: i-T *-, us.- r>ri*> rr*:]! co-'.! *wc tvhat the other mill ordinarily (.kirefnl treatment, of wood all -d I’ig the line is stigirc:ed Utilizai lien of new woods f-T paper produc M‘>n m*') *f :h rt In** -** tl- :• ftp* -s I brought on* ip the conference.

Making Newsprint ri.iek gum, cot ton w<v and and other som’.-1-n l.irdw- ids Live b*.-n recently Used succ,-.ssfuliy for newsprim. p-aper. “After two years of experine-nta tioti," says i’a. :d,, p •■*, ~.V i ,* tor of •.he Unit' and St,.**. ;• ■•-*.* p.,. ~ nets I .aborntory at *.L -on. Wis.. "we have been able in -i- >-. to utih/.M the.-** w-tods by a r.-w ■. mi a 1 pr ■■ s gt). !r,- . yi, f pipe! 1:1;% > - * M> per cent of th** weight of ' '** Wood. Th,s Is as high a y:-*'.i ;, H is obtained In t:e usual pr of making news print, which are : ,pt,ab: only to spruce ar,d a few other soft woods." If 'his new process proves c :n----mer-e; illy fen a:’ 'e, the ft* "h where then an* large stands of see--.ru! grow::! hardwo,.,!*, may be m,. the paper producing center of the I nitcd States. Facts Wlies may b<* h<v:r’-t <v* ?! * irsr ailment plan In I’otsdolßud, ir. sou:beast Africa. l.'M-’si'-en I-iUlori star ps will '- >ve ’ .-■••• r- ! In in- Ur:-*- I fU-.-.-i mi., ' ; : I. • is ,-rMmnted ! on*-'- popup-**- for "f- r’m ■ ' '•;?" in Englan*i,,are becom- * --n!. laziness should *r. mar v - - -be r g:<rd* lasa <U --.!■*. says Tli" cure of a!;'!-* :ir. - nr-<! un pi- *. ; *Hi.? dm-anis N- .! -1 to he arcorrv |T bed t-y us,* of a newly com* Th.* '■■• :! .ib wo. r* yarded m a svmbo! if eternal Ill’s in ancient U ynt Japanese have devised a diving ap’iora w ! : h d'- n -m • w!Mi th--Tie*-*! of mr Joseph A'pdhi. so K.ngllsh sionemnson. invon’eil r’.*rtki’t-i cement a hUT'-dred years ago Natural history .-xperts have b*.n . ucable to • i*.-e th pr il-len! of wh--“*,T!in Hr-! : ho; and others walk. A Icily lh weightng one pound contains more than fifteen ounces of w;> i <w A fish’s age can be told by looking !no its ear. according to a Toronto scientist. A wedding ring lost twenty seven years ago has b*en pushed up in a garden at Hadley, near Worcester, by nn onion. Police of Westphalia, Germany, fire upon speeding motorists who do i not hoi'd warnings to s’op. Family Fun Obeying Orders "Did you remember how I told you to act at dinner?" "Yes, 1 think I did everything you said." “T>!d you pick up the right spoon first?" “X couldn’t tell which wns the right spoon so T picked them all up—” "For goodness sake —” “And here they are!"—Youngstown Telegram. Father Gets Ilia "Whore's your mother, son?" "She said if you could go out and sow what people called your wild f.nts, she was going out and raise what Hherman called war!"—Ziffs. Honeymoon Buyers Young Hubby (bashfully)—“We want to look at a bedroom suite for our new home.” Glerk—"Yes, sir. Do you want twin beds?" Young Wife (blushing)—“Oh. Heavens, no. Just a small cradle.” . —Pennsylvania Froth. By Sister’s Chum "He says he thinks I'm (ho cutest ; girl he ever saw. Wonder If I ought to give him a date?" "Naw, let him keep on thinking: so." —Virginia Reel.

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Ask The Times You ran net -"■ -e t*r to any qurtlori ot lin. t or :ni :i b} a r .c t> The Irish an ar,lia Wa,Bh:-i*t-m Uurrau, I .'127 N- * V . A , -V iahlriijicn. I). C.. incloa : < 2 rents In eCiiiii- f l l- reply. M*-d. -, •: and i * a*iv!*-e r.innoi be , ’.or ■ - -sc in.-l -• !* . A" o?t--r -*t:- ■ a at!! r*.-ct-;-,-. -, personal r* !■:v Lnslgnt-il reqai-sts -a: ". it be j.-usrrt-ii. A. letters ar m-utaleQ* t:ai —Edlti r Has Soviet Russia ever been rc’-og-riz-'d by the Fretmh govurnrnont? Yes. very recently What Is tripol!' A mineral subs'.-m.-e rp r-h-yrd in polishing metals n;ar:-i* glass. ••••., so named because it was origiiutily *■ - - • from Tripoli in Africa. It . • -u>* rock composed of the s. f'-;ist lies of Diatontaca®. It !" •■!' • n -oft, friahle, and earthy, hut now a.i.d the-. Is rendered firmer an ! more solid ard even extremely f:ard, *- r * -h - :,Iy f- .-.in the impregnation with opal substances. The more iuarliko •-.a ;.*-:. *- s ar* --.Mivd li.•-swi-ft .hr. What arc Orcadc®’’ In classic n v’h mountain nymphs. ,attendant>> on Diana Who pointed the picture. "Carnation. Lily, Li)y Rose?" John S. Sargent. Who was Yuma? In Hindu mytl ;--gy. the lord of h 11 and the tormentor of the wicked. What in the proper way to use a spoon in drinking soup? In drinking soup th® spoon must dip from the drinker. The outer dm is turned down as he dips it. F:H the Mpo.-m not more than three•i . urters full. W; at country h s the oldest postal service? < a. dating from the Chou : dynasty, which began about 3,000 | years ego. What is the land area of the world? • 6.2 5 5.000 square miles What kind of an instrument is a lute? \ -dringed musical instrument of th*- guitar family. The formal dlf f ; •*> hetwe. ■ a lute and n guitar ! to lie four.*! :n the back, which In tin lute is pear-sl ipt-d and in the (_-■:,? !!' ' flat. Th-' hi'*' is without rib.; M-htcii ire essential to the fram lug of tji*: guitarWhat is the equivalent for our Cingre.-s in the German Re pubThere fa no general ram** which correspond** to our name "Congress." Tin- German legislative power is V, s-ted tn the Ri'ichstag (the popuInrly elected body) **.nd t.h*' Reioh-r-h, in which body the various states of the German Republic are represented. Have any automobiles climbed Pike’s Rend, in high gear? During the 1923 Pike's Peak hill j climb five cars, of different makes, ascended the mountain in high gear. How many eggs Is a hen capable of laying during a lifetime? A microscopic examination has shown that a. hen contains from 500 to 1,000 oocytes, or potential eggs. Tt takes about seven or eight years to lay them all. Where ami when was the Persian melon first grown in the United States? Tn California in 1900. Ls it injurious to leave flowers In a sick room over night? No, unless the room is very poorly ventilated, or unless the odor is so heavy as to disturb the patient. During the tdght the flowers give off carbon dioxide, but. not in suflleient quantity to bo harmful to any one. When did Wilbur Wright dlo and of what disease? He died of typhoid fever May 30, 1012. What are classed as the three most hazardous of the major industries? Mining, lumbering and railway employment. When did the circular saw patented bv Samuel Miller in England in 1777 come into universal use? During 'he nineteenth century if came into universal use wherever machinery could bo had for working it. A

Tomorrow By HAL COCHRAN P's easy to wait till tomorrow with th<* things that you should do today. The waiting gag oft leads to sorrow and you'll find that It aeidom will pay. We nil have our tasks that need -doing and those ar the tasks that, we shirk, ft's worry and fret that we're brewing whenever we put off our work. Wh'-n * bangs must be done, and you know it. it's host that you do hem t< lay. A trial of this angle will show :* will always work out Just that way. Your tasks will bring real satis faction and in them you’ll really find fun, if only y- i’ll swing Into action and plug MU They're thoroughly 'lone. Tongue Tips LADY ASTOR English M. P "Have Ia cure for bolshevism? fPire. Refer social condition, and certainly 1 better, far better, education. Slums and the general housing conditions in these areas are part cause of bob • hevistn." • • • DAVID RANKIN. School of Mehanical Trade®, St. I*ouis: "Labor with the hands Is on longer looked i-ovn upon. Tlier® has be<*n a stampede from the whit® collar to the -veralls.” * • * MISS EMMA FENTON, training school 'eacher, Detroit: “Frequently tantrums in children are caused by impatience. Irritability and lack of consideration for the child in the parents. In such cases it la the parents that need to he cured.” . . . GREEN HUTCHINSON, 91, exslave, Des Moines: "T want to pell mtihself. Is® still a slave to 4nbor without any mnrster to clothe and feed muh. The mos' money gits me again. Winter's cornin' on and j dere ain't no etiddy work for wage®. Who'll buy me""

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Tom Sims Says A pretty girl was found In Ch: cago, her mind a blank. Officer* think she is a collego giri, but nc because of it. They say John D. Jr made abou $111,000,900 in the Wail Street boom. Which was too bad. Think of th" income tax. Even though the-- had n water shortage in b" Angeles, most of . the folks had their winter baths all taken. Sometimes a man doesn't !®t his : wife smell Honor on his breath bej cause she may want a drink. I So,me day we are going to read 1 about a woman refusing to shocker husband because it would wake up the baby. Over $1,999 in s'.i' ps was stolen from an Ohio p* -sroffy-y by someone ; doing their Christmas mailing early Bad news from Italy. Cold wave ‘here Fuel short. Imagine haring to at cold spftghetfi. France and Germany have agree.l on a tax. We don't know what tax. but when anybody agrees on any tax it's nows. ; Cookdge advises a treeless Christ mas. tn save our forests, but we think matchless hunters would labetter. Cop’jrwht, Jr* ? j. AVA fteri'lcs Nature According to Huxley, the grea ■ scientist, the mentally superior hu man's brain weighs sixty-six ounce: , the mentally inferior human's bra in, thirty-two ounce? and the supeno ape's brain twenty. Thus, the dll' ferenre in weight between the bran of a superior human and an inferim human is three times as great as the difference between the inferior human and the ape. Something to j think about. Hundreds of wild hore are being trapped In the northern Nevada [wilderness to be broken for the ; United States Cavalry.