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PASTOR’S FRIENDS HOPE I PROVE WOMAN INSANE Alienists Called to Testify as to Mental Condition of Mrs. Leland, By United Pre CHICAGO, Jan. 29. —Alienists were qalled upon today to give testimony regarding mental condition of Mrs. Charlotte Leland, whc from the witness stand admitted intimacies with Rev. Carl D. Case. Testimony of the alienists, friends and supporters of the pastor hope, will indicate the woman suffered from mental delusions and her confessed misconduct was the result of hallucinations. Dr. Case, named by Albert R. Leland as co-respondent in his petition for divorce, followed Mrs. Leland on the stand late Monday and uttered a categorical denial of all charges against him. At conclusion of his testimony, William R. Moss, attorney for Mrs. Leland, offered a letter said to have been the last written by the woman to Dr. Case in which she called upon him to “repent and confess." “Wake up. Dr. Case, you have taken the name of Christ. It is not too late to repent and confess. You don’t have to tell the whole world, but just a few," the letter said. This letter, Moss said, was written by Mrs. Leland after she had confessed her wrong-doings to her husband. It contained a charge that the pastor had “led her on” to the alleged intimacies. “You knew the Bible. I did not," the letter read. “You knew life. I did not. You have spoiled the lives of a loving husband and wife.”

Radio Programs Wednesday

Chicago, 111.—KYW (Central, 536) 11:35 A. M —Table talk. 6:50 P. M. —Children's bedtime story. 8 to 8:58 P. M. —Musical program. 7 to 7:30 P. M.—Dinner concert. 9:05 P. M.—Review of latest books. 10 P. M. to 2 A M.—Midnight revue. ( Schenectady, N. Y.—WGY (Eastern. 380) 6:30 P. M. —Adventure story. Ix>uisvile, Ky.—WHAS (Central, 400 > 4 to 5 P. M.—Orchestra. 7:30 to 9 P. M. —Concert. Cincinnati, Ohio—WLW (Central, 303) 4 P. M. —Special progrant for shutins. 8 P. M. —Musical program. 8:50 P. M.—“Some Interesting Facts About Milk.” 9 P. M. —String quartette; story, “Death and the Maiden.” Davenport, lowa—WOC • Central, 484) 12 M. —Chimes. 3:30 P. M. —“The Human Filtration.” 6:30 P. M.— “Sandman’s Visit.” 7 P. M. —“Farm Talk.” 8 P. M. —Musical program. 10 P. M. —Musical program. Speedy Trial Recorded What is believed to be a record in speedy trials occurred in the Superior Court of Judge T. J. Moll Monday afternoon when a jury awarded Theodore Marks, 1011 W. Pearl St., damages of S2OO from Joe Barton. 993 W. Washington St., on charges of assault and battery. Jurors were examined, sworn, opening arguments made, evidence heard, closing arguments given, the judge read his instructions and the jury back with the verdict in one hour and ten minutes. Freight Rates on Logs Cut Freight rates on logs shipped into Indiana have been reduced by the Interstate Commerce Commission, Washington. D. C., Oscar Ratts, vice chairman, public service commission, said today. Film Inspector Asks Divorce Mrs. Gertrude A. Latane, 540 Fletcher Ave.. a film inspector for the Famous Players Lasky Corporation, has entered suit for divorce from Paul Latane in Superior Court/ Room 1. She charges Latane beat her and failed to provide.

Ganz Wins Triumph in Absence of Fritz Reiner

By WALTER D. HICKMAN The name of Rudolph Ganz, conductor of the St. Louis Symphony Orchestra, who acted as piano soloist at the second Cincinnati Symphony Orchestra at the Murat Monday night, remains the big topic of conversation of that concert. Fritz Reiner, conductor of the Cincinnati Symphony Orchestra, did not taße the conductor’s stand last night. Mrs. Ona B. Talbot, who presented the orchestra here, told me that Reiner was seriously ill and could not appear. Assistant Conductor Kopp conducted. The mere statement that Reiner was unable to appear and did not appear carries Its own weight. Symphony orchestra concerts get their weight of importance because of the conductor. That there is no deying. The men of the orchestra rallied around the assistant conductor and there was excellent team work In the absence of Reiner. The spirit of the master carreid on. Ganz Received Tremendous Ovation After Concerto After Rudolph Ganz as soloist had completed the playing of Tschaikowsky’s pianoforte concert* In B-flat minor, a tremendous ovation was given this great artist. Os such large size was this ovation that Ganz was honestly forced to return to the piano twice. Here is an artist of the piano who understands the technique of playing without advertising It to his audience. He plays like a real man. As one member of the audience confided to me: "This man Ganz is a real artist

Jeoffrie Brings Triumph to Keith’s; Vine and Temple Prove Value of Fun

By WALTER D. HICKMAN I 7 I EXNY LIND on the vaudeville j I I stage? L.y J No, but the memory is at Keith’s this week. Fleurette Jeoffrie, cclorature soprano, brings to us a pleasant reminder of • the fame of Jenny Lind when she sings the famous “Echo Song.” Can it be possible that a colorature soprano is able to make a variety audience respond to Jenny Lind's idea of the “Echo Song?" That is just what is happening at the local Keith house this week. Jeoffrie had something more to do than to convince us that she had lark notes in her throat. She had to overcome a gallery condition which was unpardonable. This artist and woman remained on deck and did overcome a condition that I never have encountered before at Keith’s. This condition was juvenile noise. After the prima donna had left the stage with the first and second floors honestly demanding more yesterday afternoon, Roltare Eggleston, manager, appeared on the stage. He said that he wished to explain the noise in the gallery and said that all over the Keith circuit the artists had the greatest respect from the audience. He added that this noise would never happen again and those who forgot that they were surrounded by ladies and gentlemen were not present when Eggleston made his announcement. I have attended Keith's for over five years and never has such a thing happened—noise in the gallery. Eggleston was right and justified in stopping this nasty disease of bad manners. And this proves the worth of Fleurette Jeoffrie—she of the lark notes. She remained at her post and the result was a triumph. Here is a real artist who brings added glory to Keith vaudeville. That Is the way I feel about this artist and the way I feel toward Roltare Eggleston, manager of the local house, for handling justly a bad condition. Must have some space for “Jocko.” a trained crow, and his trainer* Bob Kama. This black crow nearly talks. He juggles hats and clubs. He lights a cigarette for his master. Here Is the greatest trained bird in captivity. A wonder act. Kathleen O’Hanlon and Theo Zambuni. with the assistance of Senorita Grass! and an Argentine orchestra, crash in with a dance and melody offering which brings the class of the revue stage to the variety theater. Here is real character dancing. Nothing better has )>een to Keith’s in this class of work since I took over this desk about five ye ant ago.

Harry and Emma Sharrock are back with their classic of fun called “Behind the Grandstand." Here is real fun and artistry. One of my ten best acts of vaudeville for 1924. MalliaBart Company close the show with comedy acrobatic work. Joe Demaire and Joe Phillips appear in "At the Dentists.” Have always considered this idea more burlesque than variety. Nixon and Sans offer “Assorted Chocolates." Willie Rolls opens the show with a roller skating act of unusual merit. At Keith's all week. -I- -j- -IJOB OF ELEVATING NONSENSE TO POSITION OF A FINE ART What makes an audience laugh? Charlie Chaplin at one time found It profitable to hurl custard pies at members of his company. Joe Cook makes countless thousands howl while he tells them why he will not imitate four Hawaiians. Joe does not throw custard pies, but he makes 'em laugh by giving those present a comical idea to think about. Dave Vine and Luella Temple have developed, after years of study and hard work a certain brand of fun which ranges from hoakum to mental comedy. When Luella attempts to sing a song at the Lyric this week Dave insists that a member of the audience hurl the brick, as he might miss. Hoakum, yes, tons of it, but done with a Tiffany setting. Vine confesses that he is just a young feller trying to get along and that he wears honest to goodness silk shirts. To prove it, Dave dashes out into the audience and insists that patrons feel his shirt in order to convince them that it is real silk with two cuffs exactly the same. Vine and Temple have been before the American public for some years. They know when to change their material. They have succeeded’ in blend-

He impresses me as a r*>al man who could sit down and play a real hand of poker and then return to the piano and talk to Its very soul." And that Is a man's compliment of a man, Mr. Ganz. Last night we heard a gTeat artist In a great moment. That there is no denying. It was a Ganz triumph last night. The third part of the program (it was an all Tsohaikowsky program) was devoted to his Symphony No. 4 in F-minor. Again the training of Reiner was found even In his absence. Even in the absence of Reiner, we had a real evening of melody. Also, a mighty large audience was present. WHY BE WEAK AND NERVOUS as a result of pale, thin watery blood —Nuxated Iron will help make you strong and well again; has been used and highly endorsed by former United States Senators, Judges of the U. S. Courts, many physicians and prominent men. Even the Pope at Rome wrote especially of the merits of Nuxated Iron in a communication to the Pharmacie Normale. Over 4.000,000 people are using it annually to help build red blood, strength and endurance. At all druggists. LRw Red BlocxiStronF.k : —Advertisement

Sings “Sweet One” in “Nifties” Show IRENE LEARY Among the many song numbers in “Nifties of 1924,” Columbia burlesque show at the Capitol this week is “Sweet One.” Miss Leary is responsible for the success of this number. ing material and personality and the result is that nonsense has been lifted to the station of the fine arts. Here are two real people who have landed at the top of the variety by hard work, study and the use of common sense. “Shadowland" is a pleasing dance spectacle in which the handling of the lights and colors are the commanding factors although several graceful dancers are present. Olga ajid Nichols open the shoe with some dancing In which the toe work Is well done. .Dolores LoPez sings a number of songs one expects to hear In comic opera. Chuck Haas attempts a Will Rogers’ stunt with ropes and conversation. The Llomis Troupe closes the show and coin many laughs with a stage horse. Good for many laughs. Brownlee's Hickville Follies is an easy applause winner by mixing popular jazz music with hoakum. The fact is this act pleases, judging by the applause. At the Lyric all week. ■I- -!• -ITIIKRE IS LOT OF HO AKIM AT PALACE Hoakum is the key word of the present bill a tthe Palace as far ns the vaudeville part of the show is Concerned. Berrens and the Ryan Sisisr* open the show with an Impression of song and dance. Berrens is at the piano. The Ryan Sisters first appear as ”1924 Country Girls" who long to sing and dance jazz. They re appear as 1924 city girls and then come back as oldfashioned girls of yesterday. They i hange rapidly Into modern jazz queens. A pleasing act. The hoakum Idea starts with Morgan and Sheldon in “A Dash of Red." The woman of the team is mourning the death of her third husband when a traveling man arrives. She is dressed in black, with the exception of her hat, which is red.

"The black is mourning but the red represents where I think he is now,” she explains. “Pinched” is one of those silly melodramatic offerings of social reform. This is certainly the bunk. It is a melodramatic nothing. Billy Bouncer and numerous assistants present his familiar variety act. Emil Boreo did not show up when L saw the show. Was told he was sick irt St. Louis. Nixon and Sans, from the current Keith bill, filled In the vacancy Monday for three shows. Nice cooperation. Sid Lewis was scheduled to arrive from Chicago to take Boreo’s place. The movie feature is “The Marriage Maker,” with Jack Holt and Agnes JAyres. At the Palace today and Wednesday. • • • IN WHICH Tin: SPACE GOES TO BEN MEROFF’S ORCHESTRA It is seldom that a single number In a two-and-a-half-hour show grabs off all the interest and praise. That is what Ben Meroff’s orchestra is doing In "Nifties of 1924" at the Capitol this week. Since I saw this orchestra (n vaudeville much improvement has been made in a novelty way. Today Meroff’s orchestra is, to my judgment of amusement standards, the best or ganization of Its size. Where most orchestras fall by not introducing novelty into the realm of jazz, It is on this point that places this orchestra at the top of the list of Its class and size. I am watching my words when I say that it is worth the price of ad mission to hear Meroff’s jazz players. If nothing else was offered at the Capitol this week hut this orchestra,

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you would not be cheated one cent. But there is the regulation burlesque show around the orchestra. "The Brown Derby” number, which is a clever way of introducing jazz soloists, is a knockout of a number. "The Rigoletto” number is a masterpiece. The fact is every number is delivered in great showmanship style. Must not forget the dancing. As usual this Is one of the high spots of the act. You will wait many moons before you hear a better orchestra than Meroff’s players. My tip is—don’t pass up this orchestra. When I left the theater at the close of the orchestra in the second act, the capacity audience was yelling for more. It must be some job to get the show started after these jazz players have completed their routine. Otherwise I found "Nifties’’ to be the regulation type of a burlesque Bhow. Billy Foster and Will H. Cohan are the chief omedians. At times I found their work interesting, but I am willing to admit that they grabbed off their laughs very easily when I was present. It is clean comedy. At the Capitol all week. •I- -I- -ITHE JAZZ FINGER HAS TOUCHED “UNCLE TOM’S CABIN” Imagine Simon Legree’s slaves answerlng a command with "We ain’t goin’ to do nothin’ diffrunt!” Thus has "Uncle Tom’s Cabin” been jazzed up. The production by Newton and Livingston, at the Lincoln Square this week, however, has the same good old heart-throbs which will make it a drawing card for years to come. Lawyer Marks Is still bidding “sev-enty-five I '-—cents —and still remarks: “There goes twelve cents,” as he fires two shots Into Legree. Legree, you remember, as he orders the broken Uncle Tom carried out, declaims, “There goes twelve hundred dollars.” The bloodhounds still yawp at the right and wrong places. Little Eva still appears surrounded by billowy clouds as the curtain Is rung down—all Is as It should be. save for the few spots where the comedy presents Intentional anachronisms. We keenly regret that we missed seeing “Liza on the Ice.”—(By Observer.) -I- -I- -I“THE DANCING FOOLS.” IN VIEW AT BROADWAY “The Dancing Fools,” with Vivian Lawrence. Bennie Moore and A1 Go! den. Is one of the best Mutual wheel burlesques which have been presented at the Broadway. Moore and Golden kept the audi ence In an uproar when we were pres ent. Qualifications of a policeman, as outlined by this pair, while not Jibing exactly with Chief Rlkhoff’s notions, are decidedly unusual. A good soft shoe dance Is presented by this duet. ; The chorus has considerable snap 1 and dances well. (By Observer.)

Other attractions on view today Include: “Twenty-One," at the Circle; “Six Cylinder Love." at the Ohio; "Hoodman Blind.” at the Apollo; ‘Cupid’s Fireman.” at the Isis, and ’’The Meanest Man in the World,” at Mis ter Smith’s. On Wednesday night at the Murat the Little Theater Society will present "Why Marry?" Goldstein Employee Elect Anna Mischaux is president of the Goldstein Employes Mutual Aid Society. .She was named Monday at the ninth annual election. Other officers named were Vivian Brown, vice president: Agnes Kehrer, secretary: Roy L. Frazier, treasurer. A dance will be given at the Athenaeum March 17. Can’t Stop Joint-Ease “You can’t stop people from buying Joint-Ease for sore throat and cold In chest," writes one of our druggist friends. “They say It’s the best ever." We know that, of course, but please remember that Joint-Ease Is for stiff, swollen, painful Joints, whether rheumade or not, and Its tremendous sale for that purpose proves that it is the one joint remedy that gets the most satisfying results. A tube costs 60 rents at Hook Drug Cos. and druggists everywhere. Just rub It on and in n few seconds it disappears completely under the skin, and relief follows instantly.—Advertisement. HEALED HIS RUPTURE I was badly ruptured while lifting a trunk several years ago Trusses did me no good. Fint>'y I got hold of something that quickly and completely cured me. Years have passed and the rupture hag never returned, although I am doing hard work as a carpenter. There was no operation, no lost lime, no trouble. I have nothing to sell, but will give full information about how you tnay find complete relief without operation, if you write to me. Eugene M. Pullen, Carpenter. 720 K, Mareellus Avenue. Mnnasquan, N. J. Better cut out this notice and show it to any others who are ruptured—you tnay save a life or at least stop the misr.v of rupture and the worry and danger. —Advertisement.

Tax Wizard is Cog in Treasury Machine

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Read More in 1924 “Make a compulsory Jist of good reading for 1924 one of your New Year resolutions" la the heading of an article by Gene Stratton Porter in the January number of McCall’s Magazine. "Given the proposition that a man or woman, no matter how busy they may be, still saves some part of the day for reading, then the question becomes what may bo read that will broaden the intellect, deepen the sympathies. and put the most colorful aspect on the general outlook'"’ Mrs. Porter goes on to say that in selecting books personal taste and occupation must be taken info consideration, since there are books of so many kinds to choose from, books for people Interested In science, travel, biography. history and "the working of 'he human heart.” No better New Year resolution could be adopted than this one suggested by Mrs Porter —to read more and buy more books In 1924 There is a book for every mood and every taste, and the reading habit is a valuable one to acquire, giving great return in pleasure, comfort, and in a wider knowledge of life.

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Some American Idols Nearly Totter and Fall as Dibble Turns on Searchlight

By WALTER HICKMAN '■-i ERO worship receives an awful H shock at the hands of R. F. Dibble. The shock happens when Dibble turns the searchlight of careful inquiry upon certain famous Americans of other days in a series of biographies published under the title of "Strenuous Americans.” In "Strenuous Americans,” you will meet such people as Jesse James, Admiral Dewey, Brigham Young, Frances E. Wll.ard, James J. Hill, P. T. Barnuni and Mark Hanna. Honestly, I got a shock the second that I opened my copy of "Strenuous Americans" when I received It from Bonl and Liveright, New York publishers, for review. The Idea of finding the name of Jesse James In the same table of contents with Frances Willard, Dewey, Hanna and the others, bather set mo all aglow with expectations. It takes a darink mind and, I believe, an honest mind to classify a ll of these individuals under the sc-me title of "Strenuous Americans.” I believe in honest biography. It may not be pleasant, but human life is not always pleasant, that we know. Hero worship has been a popular pastime in this country. At times this habit has become dangerous, especially around election time. But enough of that, I must not steal the thunder of Dibble. Dibble Explains Why He j Selected These Seven ' Dibble explains in his preface why he picked those seven ’strenuous Americans” as follows: ’’But In my material —in the seven typical Americans whom I have chosen from a hundred possibilities, and in the method of selection which I have used on portraying each of the seven —I have tried to be steadfastly candid and just; to bo neither unduly captious nor unduly complimentary. "Each one was supreme In his particular field during his day; each represents, better perhaps than any of his contemporaries in the same field, some distinctive and significant trait of his time.” IS HEALING CREAM ILL SiOP CATARRH i If your nostrils are clogged and | your head stuffed because of catarrh or a cold, get Ely’s Cream Balm at any drug store. Apply a little of this pure. antiseptic, germ destroying cream into your nostrils and let it penetrate through every air passage of your head and membranes. Instant relief. How good it feels. Your head is clear. Your nostrils are open. You breathe freely. No more hawking or snuffling. Head colds and catarrh yield like magic Don’t stay stuffed j up, choked up and miserable. Relief I Is sure.—Advertisement.

.Weekly Book Review.

Such a preface is not necessary be-. cause a careful reading of this unusual j book Is enough proof that at least an attempt has been made in one instance of writing biographies of noted men and women without using tons of sugar and gallons of whitewash. Some will probably contend that Dibble is causing the people to disregard some popular idols. At times, Dibble may appear to be rather cruel ar.d satirical but I believe that an honest effort has been made by the author to get at the controlling ele ments in the lives of these people. Will admit that I felt like an earthquake had struck me on several instances when Dibble stated some startling "Inside” things. Be Prepared for a Shock When You Learn This and That I discovered that, according to Dibble, Jesse James' at one time became a female impersonator to lure soldiers Into a certain house of illfame so he could trap them. In the words of Dibble: “He (Jesse James) was quite as tricky as he was bold. It was known that the Union troops used a certain disorderly house as a rendevous. Jesse James, dressed as a charming young maiden, l ode up to the house and told, Its mistress that he was a young girl fond of adventure, and that he would come to the house the same evening, bringing several girls who wanted to ’have a good time.’ ” In discussing Dewey's victory at Manila, Dibble gives the reader a bunch of shocks. He explains the reason for Dewey ordering his men to stop fighting and have breakfast because it was reported to him that the ammunition was giving out. "When the American papers heard of this, they interpreted it to mean that Dewey was so nonchalantly sure of victory, and so kind to his men.

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that he had decided to give them a brief breathing and eating time be fore returning to complete the destruction of the enemy,” Dibble writes. In h:r sketches of Dewey and Hanna, Dibble gives evidence of the influence of "big business” upon the making of American history as he it. At times these disclosures are mighty startling. showman and news- - : i nearly all those who go to the theater will be interested in pjuijf has to say of P. T. Barnum. In speaking of Barnum, Dibble says: "From the beginning to the end that career was dominated by one idea. ’I can fool all the people all of the time.’ ” 1 do not ask you to agree with the data as presented by Dibble. I bet: v<- evety <;se should choose his own reading as well as his own compan ions. But here is a tip—ls you want to get some “inside” information upon certain things, then make a bee-line to a bookshop and get "Strenuous j Americans."

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