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HEADED FOR TROUBLE yY J TH a scout cruiser on the rocks outside Tampico harbor and W American officials hinting that the blame lies with the -Mexican rebels because the lighthouses on that coast were extinguished, it is high time for the American people to reflect on the position the State Department has put this country with relation to the neighbor nation to the south. The Mexicans, unfortunately, are busy with one of their frequent revolutions. The sympathy of the American Government and of most of the American people is with the Obregon government, which succeeded in establishing law T and order, something that Mexico sorely needed. But no matter how much the American Government may disapprove of the efforts of the Huertistas to overthrow the Obregon government by force, it is the business of our officials to keep their hands strictly off Mexico’s private affairs. Revolutions come under the heading of private affairs, when they are in another country. Secretary Hughes first involved the United States in a delicate position by selling to Obregon a handful of arms and ammunition and a few old airplanes from the United States Army supplies. They were not enough to do Obregon any good, but just enough to involve the Government in an international argument. Next he slapped down an embargo on the sale of supplies to the Huerta faction. That was another piece of international discrimination. His embargo might have been all right, had he made it general. Another act was the sending of the American naval cruiser Tacoma to Tampico, Mexico, to force the Huerta forces to permit business as usual by Americans in that port. Now it is hinted other warships will be sent. Business is something tjjat usually goes by the boards during a war. The sending of the Tacoma to Tampico, its wrecking on the rocks near-by, and the effort being made to place the blame on the Mexicans, recalls the immediate events which provoked the Spanish War. It is high time Mr. Hughes is heading his Mexican policy back home again. GET HIM RIGHT, GIRLIE! IISS MEGAN, Lloyd George’s daughter, who created such a favorable impression when she was here last summer with her father, is going to write a book on her recent visit in America. The thing about American boys that she remembers best is that “they dance delightfully.” Miss Megan is cordially invited to come over again, before she issues any writings about the American boy with such an impression of him sticking forth. Evidently, she is headed toward error and retraction, as in the case of that distinguished English author, Mrs. Charles Dickens, whose first and strongest impression of the American man was that he carried plug tobacco in either cheek. Miss Megan has seen, only or mostly, the society American boy, who, indeed “dances delightfully,” as a rule, and she should take another look. The real American boy is a manly, eager, wholesome fellow who is seeking for an education, striving to fit himself for a career and to become a helpful element of his country. He may delightfully shake a foot in a dance, occasionally, but he has some better life-purpose than dancing. There is no butterfly about him. He begins to aim at serious progress and success of doing great things, from the time he is big enough to wear dad’s col-: lars, socks and neckties; and, so rapid is the gait in these days, that at 20 years of age he’s a whole man, with, in many cases, the “delightful” all worn off him. YOUTH AND DANCING mHE other day attention was called in this column to the report of the Indianapolis public library indicating that, although we are supposed to be living in a frivolous age, the demand for serious literature has increased greatly. Nevertheless, there are indications that while the public undoubtedly is turning to more serious literature it by no means is neglecting the lighter side of life. The Times, through its Washington bureau, offers its readers information on a multitude of subjects. During one week recently The Times and associated newspapers received 3,083 requests for information on “How to Keep Young” and 1,603 on “Dancing.” The next subject in popularity, concerning which there were 978 requests, was candy making. G. O. P. leaders decide to jazz up the party platform this time, to make its phrases snappy. Might get Irving Berlin to set it to ragtime and call it “Taxpayers’ Blues.” FRENCH government, having nothing to support but the cost of the war, the army of occupation, the navy, the cost of rehabilitating the devastated area, et cetera, has decided to support the franc where it is. Doesn’t Monsieur Atlas ever get tired? GASOLINE prices suddenly jump 2 cents a gallon everywhere, with no reason given by producers. Here’s one: Remember the gasoline price war started by independents a couple of months ago? Well, it’s over and competition’s ended. SECRETARY MELLON scorns the proposed debate with Senator Couzens over the Mellon tax reduction bill. Is Mellon too proud to debate, or does this mean that the G. O. P. knows its rich man’s tax bill is a dead one? JUDGING by the speeches before the Democrats selected New York for the convention town, the idea of holding a Democratic convention was not to nominate a candidate for President, but to give the women delegates a chance to do some shopping on Fifth Ave. IF YOU aren’t richer this year than you were last, better find out why. Per capita wealth a year ago totaled $41.80. This year there is $44.01 for every person in the country, United States Department of Commerce figures show. DEMOCRATIC national committee is broke, it is reported. If it stays broke that fact will constitute strong proof that the party has stayed honest on the tax bjjl. Support of the Mellon bill Avould wipe out its debts by telegraph.

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This is the twelfth article of a series by Dietz on “Secrets of Science." He discusses scientific facts and phenomena in every-day terms. By DAVID DIETZ, Science Editor of The Times. (Copyright, by David Dietz) SATURN is just an ordinary star-like object to the naked i- eye. But when viewed In tlie telescope it is the most marvelous and magnificent sight to be found in the solar system. This is because of the series of rings which surround the planet. Galileo, w-ho . invented the first telescope. Immediately saw with that instrument that Saturn differed from the other planets. But his telescope wasn’t powerful

npom Sims’ Newspaper UNDERWEAR FAMOUS SENATOR MAKES IT LABOR LONGER HOURS. vY/ agog. Senator Magnus Johnson says he wears j no pajamas. Sleeps In bis underwear. It wasn't a bedbug that told this, it was Magnus In person. In person, not in underwear. The fact that he sleeps at ail is also exciting comment. FASHIONS Pink pajamas with blue stripes to be worn while putting the cat out are chic and something new. COMICS Well, what are pajamas? Just educated nightgowns. BEAUTY SECRETS A ribbon tied around your cat’s neck Is the cat’s pajamas. SOCIETY When Mrs. Gossip heard Magnus Johnson had no pajamas she said: “Senator Johnson weal's underwear for pajamas, but my grandpa wear* pajamas for underwear.’’ Whispering, Mrs. Gossip continued: "I haven't seen Mr. Neighbor’s pajamas hanging on the wash line for three weeks. I don’t like to criticize, but two weeks is long enough.” HEALTH HINT Lining the pajamas with tacks may get you up e,arly, but it is not a healthy habit. HOME HELPS When fringes on bottom of papa's pajamas get long enough use them to make Willie a cowboy suit. ADVERTISING Have you seen our underwear? Detachable legs and sleeves turn It into a bathing i ult. Patented seams make It useful as a sheet or a tent In case of rain. May be worn as a Talm Beach suit. Everywear Company. FOREIGN NEWS News from New York says they have no pajama shortage. Wire informs us they buy enough pajamas from theater managers giving musical comedies and bedroom farces to keep the millions well supplied. ETIQUETTE If the invitation says “full dress” do not wear pajamas. WEATHER Cool enough for pajamas tonight. markets Pajama shortage in Washington. EDITORIAL "Every problem solved creates more problems,” said A! Apple once. The cave man had no electric light to be turned on suddenly. So he was not afraid to sleep without pajamas. Now you should wear pajamas. FICTION “I like pajamas,” said the Senator from Minnesota. SPORTS Kid Magnus Johnson, champion sleeper as is, needs anew trainer for the coming presidential bout. Kid Johnson has no pajamas. This may give hi,m a cold In the bead, among other things he has there. BEDTIME .STORY “It isn’t cold. Next time you put your pajamas on over your underwear I’ll spank you.”

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t peeking of these automobile accidents,” said the man from Birmingham, Ala., to the other smokers, "I recall the case of Aunt Mandy Johnson, down in our tajrn. Aunt Mandy is built on dirigible balloon plans and specifications, and she looms large in the average eye. Despite this fact, one of our reckless automobilists ran her down and lgnominously rolled her In the dust of the street. She was quickly moved

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enough to reveal to him just what the state of affairs was. In 1656, the astronomer Huygens showed that the planet was surrounded by a great luminous ring. It has been since discovered that the ring is in reality triple one. Two are bright in color, the third dusky and usually called the “crepe ring.” It is 23,000 miles from the surface of the planet to the rings. Chunks of Rocks Maxwell, the great mathematician, first demonstrated that the rings of Saturn could not be solid and withstand the gravitational pull of the planet. Observation with modern astronomical instruments has led the astronomers to believe that the rings are composed of millions of little chunks of rock each revolving aromfa Saturn and all of them adhering to the ring-shaped orbit. Saturn has nine moons. , Astronomers believe that the material which forms the rings would have condensed Into a tenth moon, but that the great gravitational pull of Saturn coupled with the nearness of this material to Saturn prevented the formation of another moon. Saturn Is sixth in order from the sun. It Is the second largest planet In the solar system, Jupiter being the largest. It Is believed. however, that Saturn is the least dense of all the planets. That is. the lightest for its size. If a big enough lake of water could be obtained. It is believed thßt Saturn would prove to be light enough to float upon It like a cork. For this reftson and for considerations much the same as those In the case of Jupiter, It is' believed that Saturn is in a molten state and that It has no solid surface. Saturn is nearly twice as far from the sun as Jupiter. It is 855,000,000 miles from the sun. It revolves around the sun In twenty-nine and one-half years and rotates on Its own axis In ten and one-half hours. Saturn Is 76,500 miles in diameter. Next: Uranus and Neptune. What Editors Are Saying Contract (Goshen Dally News-Times) Judging from the diligence with which they are applying their legal talents. Governor McCray must have a “no cure no pay’’ contract with his lawyers. • * • Rubber (Dally Clintonian) If they don't provide rubber circumferences for these rings, the candidates will have to wear narrower brims. • • * Evangelists (Lebanon Dally Repotrer A Noblesville evangelist in a stinging attack on tobacco says that the 25 cents a man spends every week on cigars would amount to a fortune In no time if it were saved. Well, we used to think the same thing about the numerous cups of strong coffee that the average professional evangelist consumes at every meal. • • • Surprised (Decatur Daily Democrat) The Ralston boom for President grew by leaps and bounds the past week when Democratic leaders from over the country met In Washington with the national committee. Indiana men were really surprised at the strength of the Hoosler Senator and it is more than probable that when the great convention is held In New York the last week of next June, that body will select as the Democratic standard bearer Indiana’s favorite son. • • Parking (Lafayette Journal and Courier Some political party might make a killing by pledging plenty of parking space for the proletariat.

to a hospital where she regained consciousness and proceeded to lift her voice in lamentations. The doctor, seeking to comfort her, assured her that she undoubtedly would be able to collect damages in a considerable amount. “ ‘Damages?’ screamed Aunt Mandy; ‘Damages? Whuffer ah want wlf damages, man? Ah got nuff damages now. Whut ah waata, an’ ah wants ’em bad, am nspai . a?’ *

MELLON TAX PLAN GOES BACK YEARS Facts and Conditions From 1919 to Present Lie Behind Proposal. Times Washington Bureau, 1322 New York Ave. TyTI ASHINGTON, Jan. 19.—They YV talk of the “Mellon tax plan,” Andrew Mellon Is not as important a figure in the tax plan as is popularly thought. t Mellon was neither the architect nor the carpenter in this plan. He was merely the man for whom the house was built by lesser figures In the Treasury Department. He fnade some changes here and there before he accepted, but that Is as much of the credit or discredit that Mellon should get. But as this tax question is the most prominent measure now before Congress, let's get something of its background. Go back to 1919 and 1920 and recall the after-war prosperity and the wild spending. The buyer cared nothing about prices. All he wanted was something to buy. Taxpayers Didn’t Care Taxes were heavy then, but big taxpayers didn’t care. They just passed taxes along by increasing the prices. Some of them even got a little profit out of the process. The consumer paid the bill. There came tendency toward economy and w hat was known as a ‘ buyers’ strike.” The consumer had gorged himself, and took a rest. Prices then became important factors. Instead of being easy. It became difficult to pass along the income and excess profits tax. Business began to cry' for tax reduction. Taxes were cut and business revived, because

prices were reduced. But business had to be sustained during 1924, too, if the Republicans were to re-elect a president. And New York financiers, railroad mag nates and members of President Coolidge’s Cabinet began figuring to sustain business. Passed Tax Ruck Irftst year, (19231 business passed along practically all Its tax bill. It was another buyers’ year, one of the greatest business years In our history. Prices were not vital factors, although they did count more than in 1919 and 1920. Now the big idea Is prices must be slightly reduced If business is to be sustained for 1924. To cut prices, the first thing necessary was to cut taxes. That’s one of the big reasons for this Mellon tax program. Another one Is the soldier bonus. Practically every financier and, In fact, almost every' student of economics, has been at heart against the bonus. Secretary Mellon and most of his | subordinates in the Treasury have’ been against it from the outßet. The, bonus might be killed off by a nationwide cry for tax reduction. The so called Mellon plan was prepared with that thought and In time to get It to the country and get a reaction on Congress before the bonus bill could be considered. Another motive behind the Mellon plan was that decision of the Supreme Court holding stock dividends untaxable. The only persons that ever supported the court’s reasoning; were those who were getting stock dividends. Corporations Dodge Taxes Since that decision, it has been Impossible to place corporations ano partnerships on a parity with Individuals In applying the Income tax. Corporations had found in the decision a most successful and an easy method of avoiding the tax collector. Individuals are Incorporating themselves to enjoy the opportunity to ! dodge taxes legally. In that process of tax dodging, how-1 ever, business piled up huge profits! find huge surplus accounts. Business would not distribute this money or invest It where it would be subject to taxes. And every financier and business man knows there is a point f where a surplus can become a tremendous burden. The money should be out working to develop profits and to pay the Interest on carrying that very money. Thpre you have the background of the Mellon tax plan. A Thought Righteousness exalteth a nation; but sin Is a reproach to any people.—Prov. 14:34. mHIO Savior comes In the strength of righteousness. /Righteousness Is thorough; it Is the very spirit of unsparing truth.—Phillips Brooks. Family Fun Turn About “Me. ry. tell Mr. Slow I’m ready now! I thought he was dressed and waiting!” “Please, ma’am, he was; but he says now you’ll have to wait until he shaves again.”—Passing Show. Mother’s Dress Bill “My modiste wrote to my husband saying she would make no more dresses for me until my account was settled.” “And what did hubby do?” “Oh, he just sent her a letter of thanks.”—American Legion Weekly. Why Hubby Applauded "What made you start clapping your hands when that woman stepped on,your foot in the crowded car?” "I was- dozing, and I thought my wife was giving a musicale and was signaling that it was time to applaud.”—Boston Transcript. Mother as Nurse “And how is Mr. Sikes this morning? Has he had any lucid intervals?” “No, doctor, he hasn’t had a thing but what you ordered.” —Judge. A Sister to Him “I cannot say ‘yes’, Harry, but I will always be a sister —” “A sister to me? No, you won’t!” “Yes, Harry. I accepted your brother last night.”—Film Fun.

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QUEST I O N S Ask— The Times A N S W E a s ■ You can sret an answer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Indianapolis Times' Wastington Bureau. 1322 New York Ave.. Washington. D. C.. inclosing 2 cents in stumps lor reply Medical, legal and marital advice cannot b gtvt-n, nor can extendid research be undertaken All other questions will receive a personal "r-ply Unsigned requests cannot be answered. All letters are conildentlab—Editor. Is the Government of Indianapolis carried on under the laws of the State or under lta own laws? State laws In a general way govern the city and there a-e many State laws applying specifically to Indianapolis. The city council may enact ordinances with the effect of law that are not In conflict with State laws or with the Constitution of the Stute or of the United Slates. • Is It true, or merely fiction, that it is possible to heat whole towns from geysers and hot springs? It is reported in a scientific magazine that plans are being made to heat Iceland with hot water taken from geysers and hot springs within a mile of the capital, Heykjavik, The waters will be brought to the city in wooden pipes, connecting with all the buildings, thus eliminating to a great extent, the use of coal for fuel. How can paint be removed from tile floors? By washing with a solution of caustic soda, followed by the use of plain water. If the soda stains the tile at all, a rinse of diluted ammonia will remove the spots, the ammonia to be washed off with clean water. How many eggs are laid by female codfish?? More than 9,000.000. What is “denatured alcohol.” In 1907 Congress passed a law providing that no Internal revenue tax need be paid on alcohol Intended for use ae fuel or for illuminating purposes, or other mechanical employment. But to avoid taxation, the alcohol must be rendered unfit for drinking by the addition of such substances as wood alcohol, pyrldln,' benzola, sulphuric ether, or animal oil. Thus treated, It is spoken of as “denatured.” What is a good formula for furniture polish? One part raw linseed oil and two parts of turpentine; add a small amount of beeswax. What is the chemical name for salt? Sodium chloride. What is the legend of the origin of echoes? In Greek mythology. Echo was a nymph who fell in love with Narcissus, and because he did not reciprocate her affection, she pined away until nothing was left but her voice. How long have diamonds been known and valued as Jewels? Diamonds were worn as jewels (in the rough) in India 5,000 years ago. India was the source of supply, until diamonds were discovered in Brazil about 1700. Brazil remained the largest producer until the diamond mines of Africa were discovered 1869. What Is the per capita expenditure for postage in the United States per year and what are the receipts for postage? The average per capita expenditure for postage for the fiscal year ending June 30, 1923, was $4.25. The receipts for the same period were $476,007,373.67. What were the teams In the Federal Baseball League in 1918? Indianapolis, Cleveland. St. Louis, Chicago, Kansas City and Pittsburgh. Does the Canadian government impose a duty on camping equipment, kodaks and equipment required on a two-weeks’ camping trip to Canada? Tourists traveling to Canada must register when they cross the boundary line. This registration 1 entitles them to a thirty-day stay without paying duty. All campaign equipment is exempt from duty charges. y

Homeopathic Doses By BERTON BRALEY "I put an Ad in the paper once, But that was one of my foolest ptunts,” Said Hiram Gubbins. “I wanta say That advertising don’t nohow pay. A two-inch ad was what I run In just one issue and only one, For that was enough to show me plain That advertising don’t bring no gain.” Said the Ad Man then, "If you used that dope In estimating the worth of soap, You'd wash one finger—and then assert That soap had little effect on dirt. You’d dip one foot in the bath some night And claim that bathing was useless quite; That soap and water were more or less Completely futile for cleanliness. "If you’d be clean you must get tbe habit Instilled by Ivory, Pears or Babbitt, You must wash a lot in a thorough way And bathe—well, anyhow Saturday! And advertising is much the same. It’s keeping at it that wins the game; And he —you'll pardon me—is a dunce Who puts an ad in the paper—once!” (Copyright, 1924, NEA Sendee, Inc.)

Editor’s Mail The editor in willing to print views of Tune* readers on intereetinfr subjects. Make your comment brief. Stifn your name as an evidence of pood faith. It will not be printed if you object. Science Articles To the Editor of The Times Though I am lying fiat 6n my back in a hospital. I am intensely interested in the articles ill The Times on the universe by David Dietz. Am writing to urge that these discussions be put into book or pamphlet form. E. E. UTTBRBACK, City Hospital, Ward C-2. Railroad Denial To the Editor of The Times The article In your Issue of Dec. 17 entitled "Value of Railroads Disputed,” by John Carson, has been brought to my attention, and among other things it says: “Take the Baldwin Locomotive Works. It is owned by big men in Pennsylvania. The income of the Pennsylvania is regulated. The income of the Baldwin is not”. I beg to advise you that this statement is absolutely untrue. No stock in the Baldwin Locomotive Works is owned by any director or executive officer of this company, a.s the frequent reports made by the railroad companies to the Interstate Commerce Commission will show. SAMUEL REA, President Penna. R. R. System. Laboring Class To the Editor of The Times In regard to the writer on Birch Ave., speaking of Indiana being lucky, let me say the State of Wisconsin pay? higher wages. It is no more than fair to demand more money for auto licenses. It Is not only the license for which Indiana pays more, but everything concerning the State. Does not Indiana have the lowest salaries in the Union? What pleasure does a poor man have if without a car to take his family out once in a while? Who can afford a car at such an expense? The trouble with the laboring class today is that it works against itself. A HOOSIER. Dad Gets His “We shall have to reduce expenses the coming year. Do you mind cutting down by one-half the number of people we have at our week-ends?” “Not if you wish it, deaw But I shall miss not seeing any of your friends.” —Boston Transcript. Doctor's Diagnosis “My friend," remarked the physician, “you are suffering from a chronic complaint.” 'I know it, doc, but please lower your voice. She’s in the next room,” —American Legion Weekly.

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The Week in Washington Aid for Mexico Dry Forces Meet Pole Trip Scored Democrats Wipe Out 1920 Campaign Deficit and Pick New York. Times Washington Bureau, 1322 New York Ave. WASHINGTON, Jan. 19.—Former Secretary Fall, who was forced by Senator Walsh of Montana at Palm Beach to take back as false his earlier testimony before the Senate Teapot Dome Committee, has denounced as lies statements made In the Senate by Senator Caraway, Democrat, Arkansas. Though too ill to appear before the Senates Teapot Dome Committee, Fall has managed to travel from Three Rivers, New Mexico, to Chicago, New York, Atlantic City, Washington, Palm Beach and on to New Orleans. Resolutions demanding the abrogation of Fall's leases are pending In both the Senate and House. Democrats Pick New York By wiping out the Democratic party’s 1920 campaign debt, and contributing some $25,000 additional, New York City won the next Democratic national convention. After voting to meet In Gotham on June 24, members of the party’s national committee called on Woodrow Wilson at his home and received his blessing, together with assurances this is to be a “Democratic Year.” “Aid for Mexico” Three steps have been taken by the Administration to aid Obregon in his effort to thwart Huerta’s Mexican rev olutionists. These are: 1. Sale of arms and ammunitions to Obregon. 2. Placing an embargo on arms to Huerta. 3. Ordering Huerta to lift the blockade on Tampico. Dry Forces Meet Anti-Saloon League forces gathered in Washington to celebrate the fourth anniversary of constitutional prohibition were rudely shocked to hear Governor Plnchot denounce the way in which tlie Eighteenth Amendment and the Vol: lead law have been enforced. * House G. 0. P. Meets Defeat Rules of the House of Representatives were revised and liberalized by Democrats and insurgents who outvoted G. G. P. regulars. They discarded the rule providing a majority of the whole House must sign petitions before a bill may be ordered out from committee. Only 150 names will now be required to call out a bill. Pole Trip Denounced On the ground an attempt to fly the Shenandoah to the north pole would be an invitation to naval fliers to commit suicide, members of Congress urged the Navy be prohib.ted from undertaking the trip. Advocates of the venture pointed out the unintentional trial trip, when the Shenandoah was brought back safely after being tom from her moorings, was the best possible guarantee the giant craft could make the tri.p. Illiterate Nearly five million men and women in our country are unable to read or write, according to their confessions to the census.takers. Many others, of course, were too sensitive to admit such handicaps. In January there’ll be a national illiteracy conference in Washington, D. C., to map out plans for reducing illiteracy. Sometimes, when reading some modern fiction and our own stuff, we wonder whether the people unable to read should be pitied or congratulated.

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