Indianapolis Times, Volume 35, Number 241, Indianapolis, Marion County, 16 February 1923 — Page 16

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Dumbbells WHAT MAKES THE DUMBBELL, RING? SEND IN THE BEST DUMBBELL SAYING YOU HAVE HEARD TO THE DUMBBELL EDITOR, THE TIMES. Mies Ima Dumbbell was in the city today visiting the Dumbbell family. She said that she didn't know an engine had ears, but she heard some one say the engineers must get cold. She was surprised the conductor of the Circle orchestra did not wear a blue cap and take up tickets at the door. When shown the Soldiers and Sailors’ monument she came through with the statement that she was glad somebody appreciated what the boys did in Germany. Ima thought the State House was an awfui big place for the Governor to live and when asked if she would like to see the House of Representatives declared she was tired of looking at buildings. When the traffic cop blew his whistle at the corner the young lady clapped her hands in excitement and wanted to see the 1 asketball game.—V. G. Other readers of The Times have sent word that the Dumbbell family is so dumb its members opine— That a sore throat is a defective flue.—W. M. That water moccasins are bathirg slippers.—H. W. M. That sandwiches come from the Sandwich Islands. —R. G. That milk comes from milkweed. — o. M. That a skyscraper is an airplane. —F. G. That a pool ball is played in water. —L. M. That a mail train is for men only.— w. s. That a greenback is a college freshman.—N. C. That stick candy is made from kindling wood. —C. A. K. That chickenpox has feathers on it. —C. A. K. A giant tree recently found in New Zealand, has a trunk 22 feet in diameter. Its age is estimated at 2,000 years. Perfection Butter Makes Kiddies brow. — Vdv. - "" w Cor. Washington and Delaware Sts. Be Sure to Visit Oar New Grocery Department A New'Sanitary Self-Service Grocery Open Saturday Night 6:00 to 8:00 JfUtcijcr Sabinas anti {trust Cos.

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AVOID “WATERY” IMITATIONS Insist upon “Phillips”, the original, genuine Milk of Magnesia, recommended by physicians since 1873. Phillips" Milk of Magnesia 25 and 50 cent bottles contain directions WINTER COUGHS During the changing, trying days of Winter, with the frequent exposures, is the lime when throats become irritated, the body weakened, chests tender, and troublesome coughs develop. The safe way is to nourish your body with rich, strength-building MOHS EMULSION It is the food and medicine that thousands take every day to f build up the body. Do not wait until your body is debilitated and rundown in vitality. Buy a bottle of Scott’s Emulsion today and fortify the system against weakness, Sco.'i &. Bowne, Bloomfield. N.J. 12-7 4

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DANCE Saturday Night, Feb. 17th, 8:30 UNDER AUSPICES Brotherhood of Trainmen 1002 E. Wash St.

Saturday Specials Compare Our Prices With Others Men’s 4-I’oekct Sport Coats—Blue, brown ami green; worth (hi a q $3.00; sale $1.40 Slitnolar-Black or n brown I C ‘Men’s “Frost Proof” 39c np Wool Socks —Pair t,*iC Men’s One-Piece Overall (hi nn Suits Worth $3.00; sale Bleached Sheets —Full size; q q hemmed; sale OoC Men’s 13c Canvas j A Gloves Pair IUC Luxor Powder or QA Koilge Arm Movement *) Sehool Tablets OC I.udles’ $1.50 Felt 2-Tone On Slippers—Pair HoC Men’s Solid leather Dress Shoes—lluhber heels; worth on $4.0,; pair .. Jo Ijulies’ <sc Silk liber llose 4Q Black or brown; pair ‘450 Nemo Corsets— f 9 An Latest model SO.UU [ Men’s $25.00 Suits With (Pi C A A 2 Pairs Pants iplv.Uv Men’s $25.00 Overcoats— (Pi A np j I’taid backs; raglnns.... $ I*. I D Ladies’ Pink Jersey Knit nP Bloomers Pair I Julies’ SIO.OO tfr AA Dresses yJ.uU IVORY SOAP PALMOLIVE £1 SOAP U2C LENOX O SOAP 5C Many Other Bargains

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Toupees and Wigs Our deep-set invisible part and correct designing make them natural and comfortable. Call and let us show you. Man attendant. Fowler & Stewart 8 and 10 E. Wash. St.—Second Floor Established 1894. MA in 4157.

23 Years In Same Location.

You can not realize the many devices for perfecting teeth or extracting them without pain that characterize MODERN DENTISTRY unless you visit our office. We have every known device for the prevention of pain. Teeth extracted painlessly, asleep or awake.

EITELJORG & MOORE, Dentists Corner East Market St. and Circle, Ground Floor. Lady Attendant

Make Up Your Mind If your general education is finished, or soon will be, add to it a special course, and you’ll be ready to start right. There’s always an active demand for the specially-trained in business offices. Make up your mind, act promptly, and you’ll soon he holding a promising position. Indecision, putting it off. making excuses, trying to get along without it —any of these will be costly (o you, not to mention the uncertainty and anxiety you would suffer. Be positive, definite and persistent. Attend INDIANA BUSINESS COLLEGE it Marion. Mtincie. Logansport, Anderson, Kokomo. Lafayette, Columbus. Kiclunond. Vincennes. (’rawfordsville, Peru, or Indianapolis. Chas. C. ( ring is President, and Ora E. Butz, General Manager. Get in touch with the point you wish to attend, or see. write or telephone Fred W. Case, Principal. Pennsylvania and Vermont, Ist Door North Y. W. C. A., Indianapolis.

Indianapolis Has Convinced Dr. Cofield

Cofield Plates My low prices will surprise you. Every plate made is guaranteed to tit perfectly.

Dr. J. W. Cofield, Dentist Rooms 203 to 208 Marion Bldg. Cor. Meridian and Ohio Sts. Entrance 10 W. Ohio St. . - Tuesday, Thursday. Friday, 8:30 a. m. to 6 p. m. Office Hours: Monday. Wednesday. Saturday, 8:30 a. n>. to 8 p. m. Sunday, 9 a. m. to 1 p. m.

FRIDAY, FEB. 16, 1923

Daylight and Darkness Modern dentistry is as different from old-time dentistry as daylight is different from darkness.

That His Quota Will Go Over $50,000.00 Also I>r. Cofield has convinced Indianapolis that if you do a thing right the public will respond; so when I set a quota of $50,000.00 for 1923, 1 reduced my price? to this production basis— and mind folks. I maintain the same, high quality of material and service that “Cofield dentistry’’ stands for. Come in. I assure you that the greatest surprise of your life will he the reasonable cost that I charge for fixing your teeth.

Cofield Bridgework Bridgework and crowns at the lowest prices possible is the boast of this office during 1923.

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