Indianapolis Times, Volume 35, Number 235, Indianapolis, Marion County, 9 February 1923 — Page 16

Dumbbells GREATEST OF INDOOR SPORTS —DUMBBELLS—IS BEING INDULGED IN BY READERS OF THE TIMES. SEND YOUR DUMBBELL SAYINGS TO THE DUMBBELL EDITOR. THE TIMES. C. K. N. says: Heza Dumbbell wa? drafted into the Army, but began complaining right away because he didn’t feel any wind. He thought Brooklyn bridge was a game of cards and that a “shave-tail” was a race horse. When he boarded the transport he asked for th 6 deck and said he wanted to play a game He thought the steerage was for cattle only and that the pilot was their chamber maid. When lie was ordered to watch on the Rhine, Heza wanted to know what to do with the rest of the bacon. Ho is reported to have married a German girl to get his share of the reparations. * * * Here are Dumbbell sayings contributed bv other readers of The Times, who stave heard- * * • That horses slobber because they are too lazy to spit.—S. K. • • • That a shooting galiery is a slaughter house. —R. B. • • • That hats are blocked for woodenheaded people.—W. 8. • • • That ear-rings are used to hold ears on.—K. S. * • • That sausage is made on Ground Hog day - -B. J. • • That a bridge club is an engineering society.—H. G. • • • That Custer’s last stand is a booth in market. —N. S. S. • • • The Dynamite is a girl’s name. — S. S, • • • That Cupid shoots a Pierce-Arrow. —L. E. H. • * • That Michael Angelo painted the picture of health. —C. A. • • • That rabbits drink out of hairsprings.—L. P. • • • That a slipper is a banana peel.— I>. S, • • • That Big Bertha is a sister of Joe Cannon. —S. L. • a • That a plank steak is a piece of wood.—M. C. a a a That a dumbbells is a speechless girl.—E. E. a a a That a Pullman Is a dentist- —S. C. No Soap Better —— For Your Skin ——- Than Cuticura saplaa*h (Soap. Ointmst.Tlcanil freecf Cagetift Liberator Im, Dpt. X. Italdas., Ifui We Will Give Away Absolutely Without Cost m handsome 24-plece set of DISHES v WITH EYERY PURCHASE OF $25.00 or More Cash —or —Credit Famous for our 3-room outfits. 558.75 Get a Dinner Set without cost 825-27 Virginia Ave DRexe! 0647. Sore Throat Wisdom j To relieve Sore Throat you must get at the seat of the disease, counteracting the cause. TONSILINE is prepared and sold for that one purpose. A dose of TONSILINE taken upon the first appearance of Sore Throat may save long days of sickness. Use a little Sore Throat wisdom and buy a bottle of TONSILINE today. You may need it tomorrow. TONSILINE is the National Sore Throat Remedy best. I known and most effective and most used. Look for the long 11 necked fellow on the bottle when ' 1 j von go to the drag store to get it. L's 35c., 60c. Hospital Size, Jl.oo. \\ Frequent Coughs • Many do not realize the f I significance of the all too I 1 frequent cold or cough. Care I I should be taken to build up I the powers of resistance. Sccfi’s Emulsion abundant in health-building | fY it amine factors, I helps build up a re-1 serve of strength and 1 resistance. Be sure | and ask your drug- 1 gist for Scott's Emulsion ! • | Scott at Bownc, Bloomfield. N.J. 21-20 ( ® Traction Company August 11, 1933 PASSENGER SERVICE AT INDIANAPOLIS Cinti. Div. I Shelby Dir. Leave Leave 5:30 3:15 6:00 3:00 6:45 **4:451 *6:15 **4:3o •8:S0 6:001 7:30 +5:30 tl0:OO +6:30 **8:10 6U6 •10:30 8:00 j 9:30 8:15 12:30 9:15 *10:20 9:30 *3:00 11:30 12:00 N. 11:30 *llls •* Connereville Dispatch or Greensburg Express • Limited +To Rushville or Shelbyville Only Light Face A. M. Dari Face P. M. Dispatch Freight for delivery at stations handled on all trains FREIGHT SERVICE Shelbville Div. — Leave — 4:50 P M. ex. Sunday. Arrive—l 2 Noon ex. Sunday. Cincinnati Div.— Leave — 1:50 P M. ex. Sunday. 1 Arrive—l2:o6 P. M. ex. Sunday.

APPLES Another Big Carload Sale Saturday At Car Door, C., I. & W. Freight House, 230 Virginia Ave. Rhode Island Greenings $1 -25 Per Bushel Basket YOU'LL HAVE TO HURRY ON GREENINGS, a .1 FT ¥ I *ll CARLOAD BULK Arthur o Hamill apple distributor

ere Are t^ie Best lYlCdl 1 • Shoe Values in Town! You can get all the wanted styles nere, including Brogue Oxfords for winter wear. Light Weight Dress Oxfords, Patent Leather Oxfords for dancing, evening dress and street wear. High Shoes in nearly all leathers and styles. No Seconds or Every pair fitted Table Shoes by expert

$3 F j^J Sh° e State Company Life Bldg.

Prices That Don Y Shout Hands Up!

Last week when our new manager informed us that our stock must be reduced we immediately informed the public of our reduction in prices The respond we received convinced us that the buying public knows values when they see them. Our stock has beet) gone over carefully, odd lots and discontinued numbers have been grouped in separate lots and marked at prices that will astonish you. Our only advice to you is to come early.

Women’s Shoes This lot consists of black and brown, kid or calfskin leathers, in high or low heels. $1 and $1.95

Bargain Tables overloaded with hundreds of bargains. Seeing Is believing. Come and see.

*=s=sT7 Children’s Shoes men-herE’S ZTf^L For boys and girls and ! J/ j \ \ 'dl built for hard service; Goodyear welt and dress %[/■/ \ “j T Id brown or black loath- shoes; black nr j/jiy L er. A bargain that every , <udy mother will oppre- ] Solid leather Hea $1.79

Southwest Corner Washington and Delaware Streets

Sale of Entire BANKRUPT STOCK of the McClune, Wiles & Ross WHOLESALE GROCERY Purchased by Us from the Receiver by Order of U. S. Court AT IT AGAIN! Always on the alert to secure the greatest bargains possible for our customers, it is only natural we obtained this large wholesale stock of fine groceries (about $20,000.00 worth), which will be placed on sale in our New, Sanitary, “Serve-Self” Grocery Department. Store Open Until 9:30 Saturday Nights | Sale Starts—B o’Clock Saturday Morning"] At and in Many Instances Less Than Cost to Retail Dealers. SUGAR sriSF. 7%c MILK V.n Al/p 1911 bn ■ % Camp’s; tall, 9'/ 2 c; small.’. /£%& r SS &>*** Hunter Brand. . ire. Mia sn OV2C TOMATOES £~ B*e [CORN FLAKES E 7cl V i COFFEE r.."rr 33%c |CATSUPS=:Bi4c Pork & BeansE“”"B%c We Reserve the Right to Limit Quantities. f 1 11 S ’ l-Ll "7*7*? mhmm—■TTfr j ------- Cor. E. Washington and Delaware Sts.

'!> IN THE TIMES. THEY \V ’ RESULTS

Strap Slippers Black kid house slippers, with rubber d*t An heel Jpl.Ub' Ladies’ felt and kersey spats, assorted *7Qr colors LtJd

The Indianapolis Times

Open Saturday Night 6:00 to 8:00 JTlctcfier Sabinas anfo &rus;t Cos. BLACK JAPAN COAL *>n BUCKETS. Special LVC OIL HEATERS AND STOVES. Fieischmann’s si? A w D J2. E t Auto Brand !p| Work Shirts Sizes 17 to 20. Blue Work Shirts, 59c THE LONDON

25 West Wash.

Special Purchase Sale of

Any Winter Coat $1 £* Your unrestricted choice of any winter n| coat, fur trimmed or plain. Straight- |g| ||| line, blouse back and other styles. Regard- JfJ jg|| less of former price. Your choice

Thrift Footwear Bulletin

Women’s Quilted Satin G e * Tour Share Women’s Felt / \v." -... Slippers of the Bargains Slippers thrift A Wonderful U SHOE STORE J' v Slipper at a v hJ iTrdr Fancy Felt Wonderful Price. Slippers with WaaMaMnaHaal / Beautiful Tompoma Women’s Boudoir Women>s Comfort - 1 D “~ 0 ~- Women's FG^^ Sift kill with , CL 1 j beautiful pompoms. DOVS buOCS Black Kid / /jjfpw For School or and Kelt. dZ-TT J a Children’s s> J: I !' lfan,s ’ Dress Shoes Yl^Girl.’ Chiidren’s W Men’s Elk > Ipj rJ] Shoes :l / \ Outing Men’s Romeo i .so slo '‘ Women’s Oxfords Ss£ Men’s^Army^e

Himift Shoe Store MERCHANTS BANK BUILDING- —DOWNSTAIRS - Washington and Meridian Streets

What Os The Future? That should have your main consideration. It’s not what you can earn this week or this year, but what will your efTort lead to? In making a decision, consider the environment, the surroundings, afforded by different lines of work. In a business office, you would be working daily with men and women who are thinking, planning, directing and leading. Most of us are moulded by our environment. That’s why business office positions mean so much; that’s why a large percentage of our most capable and successful business executives of all kinds started as bookkeepers, stenographers, accountants and secretaries. The business college will prepare you for the start. Attend INDIANA BUSINESS COLLEGE at Marion, Muntie, Logansport, Anderson, Kokomo, Lafayette, Columbus, Richmond, Vincennes, Crawfordsville, Peru or Indianapolis. Cbas. O. Cring is President, and Ora E. But*, General Manager. Get in touch with the point you wish to attend or see, write or telephone Fred W. Case, Principal. Pennsylvania and Vermont, First Door North 1. W, C, A., Indianapolis.

The me Shop

New Sport Coats 100 Coats fjpßSg bought at yi g| drastic price concessions, which B SB enables us to sell H fßh Iff them for. A HiL Stunning Coats in Strictly Mannish Tailored Styles. Plaids, Checks and Plain Materials. Set-in or Raglan Sleeves

23 Years In Same Location

Our FIRST care is for the FEELING of the patient. Our work is all done with SYMPATHY AND HUMANITY. We have every known device for the prevention of pain. Teeth extracted painlessly, asleep or awake. EITELJORG & MOORE, Dentists Corner East Market St. and Circle, Ground Floor. Lady Attendant,

25 West Wash.

ARE YOU SICK? HAVE YOU STOMACH, LIVER, KIDNEY TROUBLE OR RHEUMATISM? Then come to the GAYETY THEATER at 411 East Washington Street, TONIGHT, and hear the FREE LECTURE ON HEALTH.

The Interest You Make —depends on The Interest You T&ke Interest is income, but you can’t get interest without capital, and you can’t have capital without creating it. A Savings Account Is the Way. Every successful financier takes advantage of each day’s interest. This is YOUR opportunity to gain TEN days’ interest on your deposit— A Deposit Today or Tomorrow Will Receive Interest From February Ist. W„ Pa, 41/2% On Savings Meyer-Kiser Bank 136 East Washington Street. Open ALL DAY Saturday—B a. m. to 8 p. m.

Quick —Accurate Optical Service is made possible at the Hoosier through the earnest desire of seven experts to give you what you want when you want it. In many instances glasses are supplied within a very few hours after ordered. Eyes Examined Without Charge Your eyes examined, lenses and mounting of your own choice; A TO complete . * •■I f Double lenses ground to- Aq TO (t? 1 O gather—not cemented W 1 £t Satisfaction Guaranteed -Hoosier Optical Co.148 North Illinois Street OPEN SATURDAY ITNTII. 8:00 P. M.

Canorli CLBAH AS A ACkk

Just 10 Beautiful MINUET MODELS of the world-famed Sonora at an Exceptionally Low Price *145 The Minuet is a full-size upright; may be had in oak or mahogany, and plays all makes of records perfectly without attachments. Terms If Desired to Make Immediate Purchase More Convenient

Charles Mayer & Cos. 29-31 W, Washington St. Established 1340.

FRIDAY, FEB. 9, 1923

DON’T HURT A BIT We wish to lay emphasis upon the fact that our dental work is NOT cruel and heartless.

MINUKT FACTS; UNIVERSALITY Plays all types of disc records without any changing of tubes. MOTOR—Double spring motor of substantial construction with good record capacity. tone quality Exceptionally pleasing and of a standard in depth and beauty. TONE MODIFIER —Permits regulation of tone from full to subdued, without Interfering with quality. AUTOMATIC STOP Thoroughly reliable, operating with one simple setting. RECORD ACCOMMODATIONS Envelope filing system, with capacity or from sixty to eighty records.