Indianapolis Times, Volume 35, Number 233, Indianapolis, Marion County, 7 February 1923 — Page 12

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JACKIE’S PRESS AGENT GEES ON JOB m YORK 'Kid’s' First Arrival Is 'Flivver,' but Band Gathers Crowd, By United Press NEW YORK, Feb. 7.—The fanfare of trumpets, ten thousand howling grownups and kids jamming the Grand Central Station here, hanging from balconies, from posts and pillars, yelling, “Yay, Jackie” — That was the' reception accorded Jackie Coogan, America’s youngest self-made millionaire, as the 8-year-old prodigy of the movies arrived for a visit here Tuesday. But i twasn’t the first reception—or his first arrival. The first one ftivvered ,so Jackie had to •‘arrive” twice, and the crowd was drummed up in the meantime with the aid of a junior naval reserve band and the ballyhoo of New York movie bosses. Press Agent Negligent Due to his press agent’s negligence, Jackie was in town two hours before he “arrived.” He got off the train unheralded w'th his father and j mother, and the only ones to greet j him were photographers sent to snap j the surging populace that failed to j surge. This was no way for a great city to recognize a hero. So Jackie was hustled off to a hotel incognito, while the press agent hired the band and barkers to march the | streets to the station. When enough people had collected i to meet the conquering Coogan. Jackie j was smuggled back inside the train sheds and photographed making his duplicate exit. He was lifted high on the shoulders of his smiling dad, and represented a three-foot bundle of black fur coat, chubby pink cheeks and proper boyish surprise as he waved greetings to the mob pushed back from his triumphal path.

Gives Out Interview Girl reporters followed the infant king to his hotel throneroom and ecstatically interviewed him there. His first words were reported to have been: “New York is a great place, always something new and always changing.” Then, with a sweep of his small arm, indicating the Broadway theatrical section: “Why, 1 can remember when this was uptown.” He’ll meet Governor Smith Wednesday, visit the Zoo Sunday, see the horse show Monday and play around pretty much like any other 8-year-old youngster the remainder of the time. MOTORIST UNDER ARREST Three Charges Are Placed Against Marion Walts. Marion Wails, 26, of 634 Division St., today was charged with operating a motor vehicle while under the influence of liquor, failing to display automobile license plates and failure to display certificate of title. Walls said he had purchased the car a few days ago and had not had time to obtain a’ license. BLAST SHAKES BUILDING Six Families Thrown From Beds—"Janitors’ ” War Hinted. By United Press CHICAGO. Feb. 7. —Six families were thrown from their beds today when a powder bomb exploded in the Ingleside apartment. No one was injured. Police believed the bombing was the result of a janitors’ war. HEREDITY TO BE SUBJECT Doctor Will Give Talk on Causes of Insanity. “Hereditary Diseases as a Cause of Insanity,” will he discussed by Dr. Max A. Bauer Thursday at 1:30 p. m., In the Central Indiana Hospital for the Insane. Doctors, ministers, lawyers, law students and social workers are invited.

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Dumbbells EACH MAIL BRINGS AN AVALANCHE OP DUMBBELLS. WHAT IS THE “DUMBBELLEST” THING YOU EVER HEARD? SEND DUMBBELL SAYINGS TO DUMBBELL EDITOR, THE TIMES. • • • R. E. David, 411 S. Pine St., says he has been told that “The Dumbbell family was honored by the unexpected arrival of Grandpa Whata Dumbbell and Grandma HopeJess Dumbbell, who thinks Pogue’s Run is the long lost sister of Bull Run.” Grandpa Whata has been busy with Heza’s radio tlying to get in connection with the full moon to find out where "he got it.” Here are Dumbbell sayings contributed by other readers of The Times: That the battle of Tippecanoe was a water fight.—R. F. That they play tenpins at Bowling Green. —J. B. That the battle of Brandywine was fought in a saloon. —H. P. That white mule is good to drink.— V. c. That the Kentucky Derby is a hat. —U. K. That the Volstead act is played in vaudeville. —U. K. That Eskimo Pie is a fraternity.— R. R. That a codfish ball is a Friday night dance. —B. D. That Wang Weng Blues is anew R. That com meal is made of toe trimmings.—E. E. That Gretna Green is. a girl.—B. L.

FORD'S SHOAL OFFER MAY PASS HOUSE Bill Authorizes President to Accept Troller. By United Press WASHINGTON, Feb. 7.—Early passage through the House of the bill authorizing the President to accept Henry Ford’s offer for Muscle Shoals was predicted today by Representative Wright. Advocates concede the impossibility of getting the measure through the Senate, but they feel the House will give it early action in the next Congress. ALLEGED DESERTER TAKEN Cop Arrests One of Six Alleged to Have Jumped Guardhouse. All men in Army uniforms do not look alike to Patrolman Dugan. A man he arrested at Meridian and Washington Sts. admitted he was Allan Busey, one of six who sawed their way out of the guardhouse at Ft. Benjamin Harrison, several weeks ago. Army officers, Dugan said, were to take him to the post.

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RIVERSIDEGROUP PROTESTS HIE Delegation Will Complain to Board of Works, A delegation form the Riverside Civic Assocation will protest Friday to the board of works failure to put into effect an order returning Riverside cars to their former route, which was to have gone in force Feb. 1. Indignation at the present route via Blake, New York, West and W. Washington Sts., substituted in January, was expressed at a meeting Tuesday night. Robert Richardson, president of the Riverside association, said the present route is a “discrimination."

STRANGE BEHAVIOR OF INMATE PUZZLES COPS George Katlison Taken From Headquarters to Hospital. George Rathson, 50, of 618 Buchanan St., caused excitement at police headquarters at 6a. m. today. Rathson had been charged with vagrancy and insanity. He was placed in a private cell. Capt. Ed Shubert was making his morning inspection. He ran into the front office calling: “Sergeant, give me that flashlight. A man back here is dying standing up.” When police reached the cell Rathson was standing rigid, staring straight in front like a dead man, his jaws locked open. Two policemen attempted to have Rathson sit on a bunk. The man's knees and hips refused to bend and the police had to lift him. He was taken to the city hospital.

THREE FIREMEN KILLED Express Train and Fire Truck Collide in New York. By United Press NEW YORK, Feb. 7.—Three firemen are dead and two reported dying today as a result of a collision between a Long Island express train and a fire truck while the latter was trapped on the railroad tracks by suddenly lowered crossing gates in Queens last night. MICHAEL SCHENK BURIED Funeral services for Michael Schenk, 36. who died at the city hos- ‘ pital Monday, were arranged for this ' afternoon at the home. 323 Agnes St., with burial in Crown Hill. Mr. Schenk was an inspector for the State board of health. He is survived by a widow, five children, four sisters and one brother.

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CYCLIST HIT BY AUTO IN CRITICAL CONDITION Charles A. Jones, Jr., 8, Suffers Fractured Skull. Charles A. Jones, Jr.., 8, of 2324 N. Pennsylvania St., is in a critical condition at the Methodist Hospital today with a skull fracture received when a bicycle on which he was riding collided with a truck driven by Harry A. O’Brien, 802 Fayette St., at Seventeenth and Meridian Sts., Tuesday. O’Brien said Jones was riding on the handle-bars. The other boy, who was pedaling, left without giving his name. O’Brien took the Injured boy to the hospital. FORMER INDIANAPOLIS ADVERTISING MAN DEAD Edwin H. Bo re hers, 42, Survived by Daughter Here. Friends here have received word of the death, in Richmond, Va., Jan. 29, of Edwin 11. Borchers, 42, of Covington, Ky. Mr. Borchers was born In Cincinnati and lived in Indianapolis ten years. Ho was engaged in the advertising business here. Ho was a member of the Rotary. Columbia and other clubs here. He was a friend of James Whitcomb Riley. Survivors are the widow, a daughter, Mrs. M. L. Hayes of Indianapolis, and three sisters, Mrs. Ida Merklo, Mrs. Marie Seebert, both of Cincinnati, and Mrs. Albina Shaddinger of Newport, Ky. GIRL MISSING FROM HOME Institution’s Head Thinks Myrtle Kitts Is With Man. Myrtle Kitts left the Indiana Sol- | diers’ and Sailors’ Orphans’ Home at Knightstown Tuesday night, Superintendent Short telephoned Indianapolis police. He said he thought she was ' with a young man and that they might be in Indianapolis en route to I Spencer. Ind., or Roodho.use, 111. Autos Damaged In Collision. A taxi driven by Harry Hardesty. 130 E. Pratt St, collided with an automobile driven by Mrs. James Hunt, 228 N. New Jersey St., at Delaware and New York Sts Tuesday night. Both cars were damaged.

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COBETE GUARD HURLED7S FEEI Two Men, Slightly Hurt, Held After Crash, When a Ford sedan collided with the concrete guard at the safety zone at Alabama and Washington Sts., early today, the guard was knocked seventy-five feet. Its steel pole, holding a red light, warn broken off. Two of three men in the car were arrested by Patrolman Tremp and McCarty. A man giving his name as William E. Turner, 38, of 3523 E. Washington St., was charged with operating a motor vehicle while under the Influence of liquor. A man giving his name as William F. Johnson, 35, "city,” was charged with drunkenness. Both suffered cuts about the face. Records show the automobile 11I cense was issued to Joseph R. Gil- | lespie, 4529 E. New York St. The man who gave his name as Turner when arrested today said ho was Gillespie. The guard was at the southwest corner. The one at the northwest corner was struck a few days ago. SPACE DEMAND EXCEEDS SUPPLY AT AUTO SHOW Drawings to Be Made Feb. 12 lor Exhibition Rooms. Demand for space at the Automobile Show at the State Fairground exceeds supply, John B. Orman, manager, said. Drawings for space will be held Feb. 12. The show, March 5-10, will be open daily from 10 a m. to 10:30 p. m. Dr. 11. A. Gobin Improving Dr. Hillary A. Gobin, vice president j emeritus of De Pauw University, who j has been in the Methodist Hospital since Sunday, suffering from weak ness resulting from his advanced age, is reported stronger today.

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