Indianapolis Times, Volume 35, Number 231, Indianapolis, Marion County, 5 February 1923 — Page 12

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Dumb Bells U. HEAVE A DUMBBELL Join the Dumbbell Column family. Who do you nominate? Everybody is playing the game. Bend your “pet” Dumbbells to the Dumbbell Editor of The Times. • • • Harold E. Carter of Noblesville springs this one: Being kind hearted and sympathetic to dumb animals, we herewith and without apology, introduce to you one U. Heavea Dumbbell, Jr. U. Heavea, Jr., is the only gifted member of the Dumbbell family. He Is a cousin of Pa Whoosa. It is thought that he takes his brightness after his father who is employed in an Incandescent Light Works. Being reared on stewed onions from childhood U. Heavea grew up very strong. He is known to carry a brick in his hat, so if he fell his head would come down first and thus avoid a serious accident. U. Heavea is a poet, and lacking Inspiration, he fell in love with Lotta Isearve, and married her, and now he says he has no time for inspiration. * • • He is so dumb he thinks: That the first case of “jay-walking*’ was Washington crossing the Delaware.—E. A. T. • • • That George Ade comes in bottles—o. o. o. • • • That you have to buy gasoline for your locomotor ataxia.—H. C. K. • • • That cows that stand in the sunlight give buttermilk.—H. L. # * That a person's f:Jse become

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