Indianapolis Times, Volume 35, Number 153, Indianapolis, Marion County, 6 November 1922 — Page 4

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And whats-ever vve ask, we receive of him, because we keep hls commandmer.ts, and do those things that are pleaslng in hls sight. t John 3)22. A King Calls thè Trick THERE'S no use talking. You’ve gotto band it to King Victor Emmanuel of Italy. As has been observed rather often of late, thè king business is not so good, thè main reason being thè utter incapacify of thè average king to use his head for anything but a knob upon which to hang a crown. Up to now, every time a king sound thè folks growing away from him and wanting something different from what he was giving them, he has declared martial law, called out thè troops and begun to shoot up thè people. And in almost every case thè king has còme out second best in all but thè final foot race. The king and his family usually won that —with some to spare. With King Victor Emmanuel it was different. He eaw folks were disgruntled, tired of thè way his government was running things; so, when thè rebelling faction—thè Fascisti—carne marching on Rome, he, in effect, went out to meet them. “Where's your leader, Mussolini?" he inquires. “Here sire!” says Mussolini, stepping up and saluting. “Shake!” says thè King. “How about forming a cabinet, and being my prime minister?" "Just what I had in mind!” replies thè rebel chief. “You’re on!” says thè King. "Three cheers for Vie!” cries Mussolini, turning to his followers. “Vive Vie!” they respond. “Come to see me in Rome,” King Victor &a> s to thè troops. And thè trick was turned. The revolution became a fiorai parade, a festival ; and thè march of an army bent upon thè capture of a capitai and thè overthrow of a government was suddenly transformed into a royal review—and then dismissed! All of which proves Victor Emmanuel different. He possesses an ear admirably tuned to thè voice of thè people—a rather handy gift for leaders, whether of monarchies or of democracies. To Mother! SOUXDIXG thè depths of thè oldest human sentimene thè Woman's Universal Alliance is planning thè erection of a memorial tower in Washigton to thè Xation’s mothers. Senators, Governors and other prominent men are being invlted to iscribe their tributes in a book that vili be piaced therein. Here is what Governor Lee Trinkle of Virginia, one of thè first contributors, has written: "To thè sweetest name, to thè purest love, to thè hoiiest memory known to my heart —my mother. She, whose unfailing and unfaltering affection nurtured, sheltered and directed me; she, whose influence like a star of truth, stili guides me; she, who greeted me and left me with a ki6s—to rest in God." Sentiment is a beautiful thing and mother-ìove thè most beautiful of all. It is indeed flttlng that in thè s'ation’s capitai—taking its place along with memorials o soldiers, statesmen and scholars —there should be rected an endurlng monument to thè greate6t of all -thè Xation’s mothers. For, in thè final anaìysis, they are thè creators of verything which all these together have achieved. Gridìron Recruiting John Richards of Wisconsin University, singoli ing thè blues because one of hls star players was iisqualified for professionalism, States that he is tired of "playing his team of bona fide students against gangs of athletes recruited bv alumni.” It appears that John is attacking thè well-known law >f supply and demand. It would be ideal if each school . ecruited its teams from student bodies, but will it ver be? With thè public showing that football is its chosen port through attendance far surpassing that at baseali games, good players are in demand, and they are ,'ew. Good football players are born, not made. A coach ìrawing a high salary naturally is expected to produce. Will human nature permit him to sit back and allow ;tar high school players to go elsewhere without at east an effort? Indiana’s two Conference teams, Indiana and Purdue, lave teams recruited, with few exceptions, from men vho have just drifted to those 6chools. On thè other iand, Wabash, Butler and Xotre Dame, bound by no uch agreement, have done some effective propaganda* ,ork in State high schools. Wabash, Butler and Notre lame have winning teams and public backing. Melon, Mellon and Million rHE word “Mellon” is given in thè dictionary as "an obsolete form of melon.” Names usea to be given to meu because of their oc■upation or peculiarity. Doubtless thè ancestors of our Secretary of thè Treasury were named Mellon because >f their fondness for thè fruit. Mr. Mellon’s klndness to thè Standard Oli Company in letting them cut their great melons, shows that this peculiarity persists as a family trait. The spelling does not seem to be so “obsolete,” either. • The word was formerly spelled "mil!ion.” It stili means that, whate\er thè spelling. How do you feel about thè charge that Mellon is protecting Permit Usto Say Lloyd George reports that Lloyd George is staging a comeback. Xational women’s party is demanding equal rights for women. A turkey in town is worth two in thè bushes. Forraer Kaiser could act nice and send his wife on their honeymoon. Some towhs are so lucky. In Seattle, a dog really bit a collectcr. So many ministers are being shot there should be a law a<-ainst IL It is spring south of thè equator now, but we don’t know if it is next spring or last spring. Beauty secret: Talking about thè neighbors often makes a woman’s hair come out by handfuls. Seeing her before breakfast is a fine cure for being love sick. A baby born in a flivver recently has been named Henry because it is a bouncing baby boy. Your luck may be bad, but a Frenchman has been jailed 110 times. Philip Valentine must pay $52,935 for running over a woman. He certainly was her Valentine.

thè corporations in their melon-cutting? Do you realize that for every million dollars kept out of thè treasury by such practices, you are taxed? Do you realize that every time a rich corporation gets out of paying a doilar to thè government, YOU have to make that doilar good? Put this iniquity up to your Congressman and Senator. If we don’t then we deserve to be betrayed and robbed. Ford’s Dream HENRY FORD, visiting Boston, makes this startling prediction: “Within a few years—l wouldn’t be surprlsed if it were within five or six years—we won’t be mining coal anv more. Coal will be burned underground, right where it is sound, and thè byproduets utilized. “Probably we’ll utilize all thè gas, too, for heat, light and bower. Some of thè heat can be utilized, too, where it is generated under tlie ground. What lieat is wasted by this method won’t be nearly as important as thè waste of human energy which results from our present method of mining coal, and thè waste involved In transporting and dlstributing it.” Just how Ford would work this dream out In a practical way, he doesn’t say. But it Is possible. Then, too, Ford has become an enthusiast about "white coal”—water power. He sees thè day when even drops of rain will be transformed lnto electrlcity. He says thè power going to waste in rain can be ♦ stìmated by a loeality’s inches of annual rainfall and thè distance thè rain drops in making its eventual way back to sea level. Part of this power unquestionably could be chalned up. Ford proposes: "Collect tlie water on fiat lands during thè w inter. Drain it off as water power during thè spring. And in summer you'll have wonderfully fertile land for your erops. In thè autumn, aster thè harvest, let thè water collect again.” This latest dream of Ford’s results from a trip he made thè other day lnto a coal mine. He went about three mfles underground and sound it "a terrible place to be in, no flt place for a human being to work.” More than half a million Americana toil underground to get coal. In other words, to get power. Meantime, tremendous power is going to waste in falling water, in thè ocean tides, in thè wlnd, in thè sun’s heat. All ‘hese will be harnessed some day. Nature has piaced unlimited pow’er at our disposai. Human drudgery will end when we learn how to harness these naturai forces. Harnesslng them is a long, slow’ job. But it’ll come. Nature gives us what we need. Her price ls Constant toil and patience. End of thè road is far off, but it'll be worth thè joumey, for humanity. Quibblers Halt Truth QUIBBLERS In thè California schools recently cried aloud that thè King James version of thè Bible, is sectarian. That .would lmply thè teachings of thè] princlples of Chri&t are colored by thè angle from which ! they are taught. A high court sufctalned thè oonten tlons of thè quibblers with thè result that thè Bible is ruled out of thè Caìifornia schools. The children there are deprived of thè truths as taught by Je&us Chrlst because a few folk are afraid to trust those same truths to shlne out through thè fogs of blckerings over creeds and "lsnts” as a lighthouse shines out through fog and storms. If a child approached one on thè Street and asked thè way to Maple Road Blvd., how ridiculous lt would be to refuse that child Information simply because ono person preferred going north on Capltol Ave. while another thought Merldian St. was better! Will thè Last Man Be Adam? FOR a long time to come every total eclipse of thè sun will be diecussed In thè papers and magazines more than ever in thè past. This year expeditions went to Africa, South America and Australia to take observations. In September, 1923, there will be a total eclipse visible in thè United States, and again in 1925, and scientists wil! again work at high pressure. And all of us will be more or lesa excited. For thè great question as to whether or not thè light rays of stara bend as they pass thè sun. and how much, if at all, Beemß to be regarded as provlng or disproving thè Einstein theory. You don't underetand thè Einstein theory? Well, if you wi'l go lnto any scientiflc club and ask thè men you meet there if they understand it they will usually teli you that it is as mvsterious to them as lt is to you. That is thè humiliating thing about it, to thè man who haß prided hiinself in thè past on knowlng something at least about everything of great impartance. The Eisteln theory has them bluffed. And yet, they all regard it seriously. Even though it calls for belief in crooked light, that thè future turns back, tangles itself up in thè present and such things, they don’t poke fun at it. We balk when called upon to believe time runa around in a circle, like a race track, and that thè la&t man will be Adam, and aster that—if there is any such thing as aftei^—we’ve gotto make thè weary round of hi story again. We shan’t consider lt proved even if they do find thè light rays hend in epicycloid curves! Department of Agriculture ls taking a pig census. Just for fun send in your landlord's narae. Some peoplo are always surprised that things don’t tum out vorse. TOM SIMS. No Use at All Ity BERTOX BRALEY ISTARTED out in rny career To “get thè money” while I could For though thè poeta scoff and sneer, To bave a bunch of kale ls good. And in life’s swift and busy whirl I gathered Jack with all my skill, But failed to win me any girl. And what is “jack” w ithout a Jill? What though my balance at tho bank Be beautiful to gaze upon, I find my lise is bleak and biank Without a girl to spend lt on; So though I toiled with all my might To put thè cold cash in iny till, I find my work is wasted, quite; For what is “jack” without a Jill? Put money in your purse; ’twill give The laugh to want and liunger dread, It makes things brighter while you live And pays to plant you when you’re dead; But having money lacìcs In pith, It brings no fun, no joyous thrill, Without a girl to share it with, For what is “jack” without a Jill! (Copyright, 1922. NEA Service)

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This frante building, covered with slgns, stood where thè Board of Trade building now stands. It was first used for residence purposes and then turned lnto a business property before lt was tom down. Note thè signboards that obstruct thè view of Chrlst Churoh, stili a famous landmark. The picture was furnished thè Times by thè Basa Photo Company.

LIST OF CANDIDATES

Following is a list of candidntes to he voted on In Marion County in thè election tomorrow: United States Senator—Albert J. Beveridge, Rep.; Samuel M. Ralston, Dem. Secretary of State—Ed Jackson, Rep.; Daniel M. Link, Dem. Auditor of State—William G. Oliver, Rep.; Robert Bracken, Dem. Trea.surer of State—Ora J. Davies, Rep.; George E. Dehorlty, Dem. Clerk Supreme Court—Patrick J. Lynch, Rep.; Zachariah T. Dungan, Dem. Superintendent Public Instruction— Benjamin .T. Burris, Rep.; Daniel C. Mclntosh, Dem. Supreme Court (Second Dlstrict) — David A. Myers, Rep.; Joseph E. Shea, Dem. Appellate Court (First Divisioni— Solon A. Enloe, Rep.; Charles F. Remy. Rep.; William E. Brldwell Dem.; Joseph Collier, Dem. Appellate Court (Second Divisioni— Willis C. McMahan. Rep.; Alonzo L. Nichols, Rep.; Valentine E. Livengood, Dem.; Edwin F. McCabe, Dem. Congress—Merrill Moores, Rep.; Joseph I’. Turk. Dem. Probate Court —Mahlon E. Bash, Rep.; Harold K. Bachelder, Dem. Pros^cutor—William I* Evans, Rep.; Richard M. Coleman, Dem. Superior Court (No. 1) —James M. Leathers, Rep.; Salem D. Clark, Dem. Superior Court (No. 2) —Linn I).

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Hay, Rep.; Smlley N. Chambers, Dem. Superior Court (No. 3) —Sidney S. Miller, Rep.; Edward M. Littel, Dem. Superior Court (No. 4) —Clinton H. Givan, Rep.; Ciarence E. Weir, Dern. Superior Court (No. 5—T. J. Moli, Rep.; Gideon W. Blain, Dem. Criminal Court—James A. Collins, Rep.; James D. Ermston, Dem. Juvenilo Court—Frank J. Lahr, IVp.; Jacob L. Steinmetz, Dem. State Senator —Thomas A. Daily, Itep.; Albert A. Henry, Dem. Representatives (Rep.)—Thomas M. Dextor, Luke W. Duffey, Russell B. Harrison, John N. Hurty, Walther Lieber, Frank J. Noli, Elizabeth Rainey, Asa J. Smith, Homer L. Traub, Ralph E. Updike, Ciarence C. Wysong. Representatlve (Dem.) —Peter A. Boland, John M. Maxwell, Jerry O’Connor, Edgar A. Perkins, Douls C. Schwartz, Leo X. Smith, George C. Stelhorn. William A. Taylor. J. Olias Vanler, John C. ‘Wagner, Martin H. Walpole. Jolnt Representatlve—Frank E. Cline, Rep.; Harry W. Bassett. Dem. County Clerk —Tuonarti M. Quill, Rep.; Albert M. Losche, Dem. Audlor —Harry Dunn, Rep.; Charles A. Grossart. Dem. Treasurer —John Ti. Duvall, Rep jßclcson K. Ixinders, Dem Recorder—John W. Castor, Rep.; Mark R. Gray, Dem. Sheriff —George Snlder, Rep.; William P. Slndlinger. Dem. Coroner —Paul F. Robinson, Rep.; Luther Shlrley, Dem.

Surveyor—John J. Grifflth, Rep.; George M. Cheney, Dem. Assessor—James M. Douglass, Rep.; Erskin E. Hunter, Dem. Commisßior.er —First District—Carlin H. Shank, Rep.; John Kitiey, Dem. Commlssioner Second Dlstrict — Harry D. Tutewiler, Rep.; John McCloskey, Dem. Councilman-at-Large Frank E. Brow-n, Rep.; George N. Montgomery, Rep.; John E. Bhearer, Rep.; Edward H. Davis, Dem.; Don Herr, Dem.; Charles J. Stewart, Dem. Councilman —Second Dlstrict—Casslus L. Hogle, Rep.; J. W. Spicer, Dem.

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

MOTHERS OF TODAY* To thè Editor oi The Time Never before waa there so much need of a consecrated mother’s influence In thè house as there ls today. Outsido things which are of no value are sapping thè moral and rellgious lise out of parent and child. The movie, thè dance, bridge parties and tlie club are taking thè mothere from thè house. The house is neglected, thè hushand and thè child. The home-loving mother is called oldfashloned in these days. We need thè old fashioned mother to darn thè socks. mend thè clothes, sew on thè buttons and prepare thè meaìs with smlles and klndness for thè one who teli for her. MARY S. FLINT.

United States World’s Greatest Dealer in All KindsFood Stuffs

By Time Special WASHINGTON, Nov. 6.—A billion in food! Your Uncle Sani, despite his smokestacks, mines and movie etudlos, is stili thè world’s graatest prorider. Last year, according to thè fìgures released by thè Department of Commerce today, thè United States exported to thè rest of thè world, foodstuffs valued at $1,362,000,000— by far thè largest in hlstory. Exports of breadstuffs amounted In value to $748,000,000, to which wheat contributed more than half. Dairy exports were valued at $44,000,000, meat and meat produets at $298,000,000, fresh and dried frults, $57,000,000. Most surprising of all eggs valued at $10,000,000 -went to China, thè originai home of thè hen and greatest egg-exporting country in thè world.

6 sSslf ! Good for YOU— Good for thè youngsters! Beemans pepmiGuni \jjjf American Chicle Co.

NO VEMBERI! (1922 Is Slipping) Have You Started? DON’T FORGET All Savings Accounts Opened and All Deposits Made During thè First Ten Days of November Will Draw Interest From November First We Pay 4V2% 0n Savin S* Meyer-Kiser Bank 136 East Washington Street One of our small banks will help you save x

23-123 MA 0,0 Electric Washing and "U’ringing Machia* Guaranteed to wash 100% clean. Sold on easy payment*. The Hatfield Electric Company Corner Maryland and Merldian Street*.

Shortest Line Fastest Time Chicago Four Fine Trains Daily Each One as Good as thè Best lihl.'l.li'llilUfi CHICAGO, INDIANAPOLIS & LOUISVILLE RY. “The Booster” Leaves Indianapolis - - - 7:45 A. M. Leaves Boulevard Station - 8:00 A. M. Arrives Chicago - - * - 12:45 P. M. “Daylight Limited” Leaves Indianapolis - - - 12:00 Noon Leaves Boulevard Station - 12:15 P. M. Arrives Chicago * * • 4:55 P. M. Fiyer” Leaves Indianapolis - - - 4:30 P. M. Leaves Boulevard Station - 4:44 P. M. Arrives Chicago * - * - 9:10 P. M. “Night Express” Leaves Indianapolis - • - 1:00 A. M. Leaves Boulevard Station * 1:15 A. M, Arrives Chicago - - - - 7:10 A. M. Sleepr ready In Union Station *t 9 P. M. All trains arrive Dearborn Station, Chicago only two blocks from thè loop. When you travel on thè MONON you are protected by Automatic Block Signals All thè Way Ticket Office: 114 Monument Place, English Hotel Block Telephone Circle 4-600 J 43 ,

“As long as America can export a billion dollars worth of foodstuffs annually and stili have plenty left for thè home folks, we needn’t worry much about our economie future,” Mr. Hoover’s department observed today.

BOOKS

Children’* Room, Indlanapoli Fnbli* Library., St. Clair Square

FAIRY TALES FOR CHILDREN “Once Upon a Time,” by Bates. “Arabian Nights’ Entertainments.” “East o’ thè Sun and West o’ thè Moon,” by Thorne-Thompsen. “Fire Light Falry Book,” by Boston. “Jataka Tales,” by Babbitt.