Indianapolis Times, Volume 35, Number 145, Indianapolis, Marion County, 27 October 1922 — Page 13

OCT. 27, 1922

TÀXES IS A QUEER EXPERIMENT Politicians Never Seem to Agree on Who’s to Blame

By VOLNEY B. FOWLER Taxes is due assai n. Taxes ls a experiment arranged by O Washington to see ls cltizeas Interested in thè Government. It is a success, some men being Iknown to ha ve got so interosted as to have forgot they was ladies present while talking about them. They is also something what thè Bemocrats talk about thè Republicans about, and vice versa. I am not exzacktly woried about taxes, but will say I am seriusly agra va t ed. I desided I have gotto speak at somebody about it. They is just one guy to speak at about this, and he is Lew Shank. Lew’s in favor of lower taxes, havlng raisetl thè levee only three or four sents this yr. I an Lew is awful good friends. too. Wo is so friendly he once or twise invlted me to see could I keep my feet from sliplng off his desk which thè city owns—me and 300 otliers at thè meeting. Further and more Lew has done me lots of favore. The neighbors savs early this Spg., it is not right that it should be a unimproved st., in which so many flivvers lives and would I see what I could do being a man of influenee. Where I got my influenee is because I am thè egg which got Lew elected by riting a arride about how Lew is controlled by thè st. car Co., and that is why they is dinky care on English Ave. I goes to Lew and should ought to be done out there, Lew. They should ought to be a Trinidad asphalt bace with 3 In. of ashes underneath, sos thè ashes will Mvork up through thè bace and absorb

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thè asphalt and we could shovel them back lnto thè furnace this winter and out on thè St. again In thè summer there and by doing thè work of too. That is a gosh danged fine idea, says Lew, asphalt don’t cost quite as much as soft coai. So he done us foi it and they is stili dunning. Owing to my influenee Lew says we can bave ten years in which to pay would we take out thè Barrett Law, which is a lnstallment pian In which thè city iakes only 6 per cent interest and should you not pay they don’t take thè plano and sewing machine, but only thè house and lot. That is how Lew stands with me. So I tells Lew how inspired I am over my taxes. Lew, I says, Lew I went to a Democratic meeting last night and now I am afraid to go to thè courthouse and find out how much my taxes is. I am surprised at you, says Lew. You are a good Citizen like them which a league was named aster and that you should be alarmed ls a surprlse. Why should they be even so much as $lO I would not klek about your taxes, because thlnk what you are getting. In Ave yrs., your little daughter can be getting a educaslon in one of thè best deportable bidgs. in thè State and enjoying a warm lire from a old fashioned laundry stove and what ls finer than such a return to thè days when thè constltusion was a law instead of somethink which us politicians argues about. Thinklng what a statesman which

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Lew ls I goes to thè courthouse prepared to pay 5 dollars and thè rest on thè Barrett law pian to find that they ls only $4 fine for ownlng a Oliver and a A number 1 enameling outflt. How is it that I paid $7 last yr and only four $ this year for a excuse to vote thè Democratic ticket, I says to thè county assessor. Because your assessment is taking on lesa wate, he replies. This ls how we complicates taxes.

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THE INDIANAPOLIS TIMES

We subtraets thè No. of ridere on thè 6:15 St. car to Irvington from what thè score ls Butler thlnks she ought to beat Wabash by next Saturday and then multiplies thè quoshient by what you had left aster betting on thè Yankees. Whis is why they pay thè county treasurer 75 thousand dollars a yr. Home Is Ransacked A burglar forced a side wlndow In thè home of Charles Bandenburg, 2345 Garfteld Ave., yesterday. The house was ransacked and $2.50 was taken. The house was entered while thè family was away from home.

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ROBBED OF $238 It. T. Brown Declares Hotel Boom Was Entered. R. T. Brown, Uvlng at thè Tremont Hotel, 405 E. Washington St., told thè police today he was robbed of $238. The money was stolen from hls room, he told thè police.

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