Indianapolis Times, Volume 35, Number 138, Indianapolis, Marion County, 19 October 1922 — Page 5

OCT. 19, 1922

TOUCHES ADAM PHAIK Plight of CON-testants Starts Tears (Contlnued From Page 1.)

miring friend. Pietro McGonigle' and I exclaim with instantaneous recognition: “'Why Priscilla! This is a pleasure. Draw up a chair. And now kiow much money have you brought for subscriptions this morning?” Or, perhaps to Pietro, I have to be stern. Perhaps I say: “Pete. I don't think you're making thè best of this pportunity. But I’m not going to r you out of thè CON test because think you mean well. I'm going to ,ive you another chance.” It is these friendships—millions you might say billions of them and be just as near correct —that I shall regret to relinquish when this CONtest is finished. But that’s my tough luck, perhaps. and I won't blat about it. I shall now present a few lettere from my followere. together with thè answers, trusting that thè solution of ihese problema will be helpful to all CON-testants. Dear Mr. Phaik: I seem to be having trouble obtaining subscriptions. I cry, make face and stamp my foot, but peoplc will WOULD RETAIN BEDS Councilman Heydon Disagrees \\ ith Shank's Pian for RemovaL Councilman Heyden W. Buchanan of West Indianapolis qualified today as thè •‘fireman’s friend.” He threatened to introduce an ordiìiance requiring an eight-hour day for firemen if -Mayor Shank carries out his pian to sell all thè beds In sire staÉÌions in order to make men on thè paght shift stay awake. Buchanan said he thought firemen ought to be permitted to sleep at night, even If thè night shift is off all day. Nig'it platoon men are being paid foi their time by thè city and ought to do their sleeping in thè day, thè .mayor thought. ASKS REMOVAL McCray Wistaes to Bring Dresser’s Body to Indiana. Governor McCray has asked permission of relatives of Paul Dresser. author of thè State song. “On thè Banks of thè Wabash.” to remove thè 1-ody from its unmarked grave in Chicago to Indiana, where a memoria! will be built. The Governor said today that aster thinking thè situation over he felt Terre Haute should have thè memori.il instead of Lafayette, as he at tirsi recommended. He declared, howevor, he had no choice in thè matter until lie received definite word from thè relatives. PROMISES NEW BOOK Beli Telephone Company to Get Out Directory in January. A new telephone directory will be issued in January. aecording to P. M. Watson, dlstrict commercial manager of thè Indiana Bell Telephone Company. w Subseribers desiring changes in tiieir present listings are requested to cali thè contrae t department of thè Telephone Company before thè directory goes to press Nov. 4. RESTORES TRAINS Big Four Announces Resinnptinn of Service of Two Trains. Big Four passenger trains Xos. 18 nd 11*. annuled during thè rail strike. l*erating l>etween Indianapolis and -t. l-nuis. will be restored to sercice i.-ty. aecording to thè Big Four .fRo bureau. Vii 1? leaves Indianapolis at 2:45 in. and arrives at St. Louis at 8:55 ni. 'No. 18 leaves St. Louis at 1 p. and arrives in Indianapolis at :o p. m. GAS EXPLODES d.s of Manlioles Blown Off, Breaking Windows. A short circuit is believed to have ni tea gas that had formed in a •bierre nean conduit of thè Merlants Heat and Light Company, on hio St.. between Meridian and Illiois Si., at 7 p. m. yesterday. The la of manholes were blown off with •n h force that glass in Windows in a- neighluirhood was broken. I TO TALK ON ORIENT \ meri cali Sccrctary for Chinese “Y” Will Addrcss Church Club. Edward li. Lockwoihl. American Secretary for thè Chinese V. .M. C. A. in Cantori city. China, will teli memiers of thè men s Club of thè Tabernacle Presbyterian Church. some’hing alio ut ‘'The Spirit of Youth in in Aneient Country." at thè regular linner and monthly meeting at 6:30 p. m. Friday. Mr. Ixickwood has been in China for manv yeare and has a keen insight into thè modern development of that country.

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not subscribe. Please teli me what *.o do. Youre very truly, BENJAMIN FRANKLIN BANANA. Answer: Try stamping thè other foot, if any. Here is another letter and a word of advice which may bo helpful to many CON-testants: Dear Mr. Phaik: I am a traffie pollceman at Pennsylvania and Market Sta., and 1 wlsh o enter your contest for thè rubber lungalow. as I have a llvely family. My parents object, as I am onlv 30 yeare old. I am heartbroken. Yours tearfully, RED HAW. Answer: It is a rubric of sound ,'ournalism to foster respect for and obedience to authority. I can only advise, therefore, that you go right ahead and teli your papa nothing about it. Stili another lnteresting communication follows: Dear Mr. Phaik: I ani a high school teacher and I have asked my pupils to bring subsoriptions in lleu of red apples. One little bum refused and I flunked him back into rompere. Now I read in your articles that M*ssrs. Lowd-Noyes and Company will permit thè leading CON-testants to buy several hundred subscriptions with their own money on thè last night of thè CON-test. Therefore, I arn writing to ask: j 1. What chance has a school leacher? 2. What chance has anybody? 3. Ain’t there no justice? Yours very truly, LERNA LESSON. Answer: First question. No: second question, No; thlrd question, None. There is tragedy in this little communicatlon. Ah. what high liglits and shadows on lise one sees from thè chair of a CON-test editor* Some.tlmes it makes me cry: I’m so eoft-hearted. Read this and weep: Dear Mr. Phaik: I am a lameduck politician and a veteran sergeant of thè Regular Army of thè Unemployed. stationed at 'Militarv Park. Many of my friends ! sre wiiling to subscribe, but none will] trust me with their subscriptlon money. I have an honest face. Sincerely. TERRY BUHL BUMB. Answer: I am afraid your face is | against you in this work. Here is an enterprising, businesslike letter of thè highest CON-test I type. exemplifying thè fine dignity of ; thè better class of CON-testant: Dear Mr. Phaik: I know you will he interested in reading this form letter which I have sent to thousands of business acquaintances: “Dear Sir and Friend: “Real money has been Investod by thè writer in your goodwill toward me. Observe thè 2 cent stamp on thè envelope. I have proudly aceepted thè nomination advanced by one of my admiring friends. as a CONtestant in thè Times CON-test. Because of my officiai duties as secre- j tarv of many associations I was re- ; luctant at first. but I have deelded to do it for thè wife and kiddies. “Youre for thè grand prize, “HENRY J. ALLINN.” I Answer: You are on thè right (rack. 1 I suggest that you wear an empty sleeve and a sign, "Please Help!" Dear Mr. Phaik: I seen your picture in thè Times and I think you have thè rnost lntarerting face. I wish I could wln thè rough-dry \

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This is thè washiqg machine which has made Saturday night a pleasure and cleanliness a household word. Also used in moderation on other nights. Two million subscriptions wins thè Washing Machine. washing machine. But dear me, I’m nothing but a poor, weak woman. Fondly, EMME LI NE JASMINE TOMATO. Answer: I am stopping at thè Lincoln.

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THE INDIANAPOLIS TIMES

SPECIAL AWARDS! Lest some CON-testants be disappointed, notwithstanding diligent daily pursuit of their friends, Messrs. Lowd-Noyes and Company have made arrangements to give thè following list of CON-solation prizes: *l. One fishing license for Lew Shank ’s lake. 2. One bathing permit for Lew Shank's lake. *3. Lew Shank’s lake. 4. Lew Shank. 5. The lemonade privilege at thè Speedway. 6. The palm leaf fan privilege at Indianapolis cold Storage plant. 7. One scholarship in thè School of Experience, with option of free post-graduate course. *B. One mail-order haircut. Note—Numbers 2 and 5 will be good only for thè months of December, January and Fehruary. Items marked with (*) are out of stock.

F w.?k h Without 2 ' J BathTtoonu. Drafts.Dustj | E,t Size, 15 inches high, extends from 23 to 37 inches wide. Special for Friday at %Jr —Baseraent.

Welcome! Indiana School Teachers!

A Friday! A One-Day

Leather Hand Bags, $1.19 Each One lot of reai loni ber Hand Hags in India goni, IVrslun iatnb. alligato!*, orepo and spider gralned. Faney ai 1 k 11 ned in a dozen different styles. These Bags are lenoni; as tunnufaeturor seet nd*. The deserta are so light thev are soareely notleeable. Friday special at si.l9 ea-h —Street floor. Fiorentine Jewelry, 39c Brooehes ami barpins tri dlfferent stylea. Very special for 1 rldiiy ut 39* each. —Street floor. Chain Girelle, 69c One lot of Chain Binile In combinarlon of red. coral. Jade and biaek Regiilarly priced at Wic. Special for Friday at 690 caeb. —Street ttoor. Sterling Silver Barpin, 65c Each Mounted Triti tirllltant whlte SI \ fitylrs; clally priced ot onch. —Street floor. Imported Kid Giove, $1.48 Pair Two Gasp sdyle in tiiaok, brown. gray, mode and tan. They are made with three rows of emliroldereil allk stltchlng on thè baeks Verv special for 1-ndday ot tf 1.-4 H j, a tr. —Street ttoor. Window Shades, 59c Each 36 Inelies wide and 72 ln< - hes long, dark green, opaqne window shndes with depeudabie spring roller. Complete with brachetti and ring tulli Ready to hang Special for Friday at 59<* each. —Tblrd floor. Marquisette Curtains, 98c Pair Hemstitehed liorder, doublé thread qnallty Marquisette < urto i no. Spedai for FrSdhy at 9S<f pair. —Thlrd ttoor. Filet Net Curtains, $1.75 Pair Durable, doublé tliread filet net Curtains, In severa! pattern. Spedai for Friday, at $1.75 pair. —Thlrd floor. Lace-Edged Curtain Scrim, I2V2C Yard Hemstitehed border Scrim, tritnmed with lece edges. Speelal)y priced for Frida > al I’Z ' yard. —Tlilrd floor. Dotted Curtain Marquisette, 34c Yard Very sheer and fully uiercerlzed Marquisette for ruffled tle-back i-urtnins. At. a very special prlce for Friday only of 34C yard. —Thlrd floor. Curtain Remnants, lOc Yard Short, lengthr of from 2 lo 5 yard. Marqtt sei te. voile, scrim arid Swiss ore induded In thè as s irfmeiit. Special for Friday at ÌOe yard. —Thlrd lloor. Boys’ Gray Coat Sweaters, 98c Made with abawl rollar. Ages 8 to 16. A good shade of gray. There are n few of tnaroon In thè lot. *1.95 valucs, special for Friday. at )80. —Thlrd floor. Boys’ Blouses, 79c In light and dark eolors. There are koinè nf Annue!. Special for Friday at 79f each. —Third floor. Boys’ Wool Mackinaws, $5.95 —Thir| floor.

Friday! A One-Day Sale of TOILET SO APS! 3,000 Bars Hardwater Castile Soap, 6 Bars, 35c, 69c Doz. 5,000 Bars Creme Oil Soap, 6 Bars, 36, 71c Doz. 2,500 Bars Gloria Toilet Soap, 6 for 19c An Excellent Toilet and Bath Soap Armour's 8-oz. Bars Buttermilk, WitchHazel, Rose Glycerine Soap, 6 for 42c —Street floor. Aluminum Dishpans, 69c Each , Guaranteed first quallty pure aluminum ; only 250 to eli Friday at 69<*. Mrs. Potts’ Sad Iron Sets, $1.59 Con sisti n g of three irmis. detachabie handie and stand. The set compiete for Friday only. at $1.59 each. Combinets or Slop Jars, $1.29 Each f(r> J IV h i t e 11 ! en a mel ed | Il Steel. seain- i\ ’J 1e s s an d \\ / an 11 ary ; V / $1.89 and $1.69 vai ues. special for Friday, at $1.29 elicli. Food Choppers, 89c Each 9WS Heavy retlnned. SIWI Complete set of eutII S ting kulves, grlnds nja eonrse or fine as dejj| slred. Complete for y Friday only, at ■F 89C each. Cream Whip *Tià and Crock, yf 79c JJn. The fasfest egg beater made. sani tary; complete; for Friday at 79<*. • Pure Aluminum Colanders, 69c $1,25 quallty. May also be used as slnk strainer. Special for Friday at 69c'.' each. Doublé Roasters, $1.69 Each Ovai shape. first quallty pure aluminum. self bastiag ; $2.23 valile, priced for Friday at $1.69 cadi. Petti* houseware*. basement.

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HELD AFTER CRASH J. F. Yogt A prostesi for Drunk Following Injuries. J. F. Vogt, 3926 E. Michigan St., was cut and bruised In an accident at Blake and Michigan Sts. at 9 p. m. yesterday. He was arrested and ordered held in thè detention ward at thè city hospital on a charge of drunkenness. Vogt was riding in an automobile driven by Eugene Bever, 321 E. Walnut St., when thè sedan collided with a truck owned by John Yott, 406 N. California St. Beaver ran following thè accident. CHURCHILL IMPROVES British (olonial Minister I,’ndergoes Operation for Appendicitis. Bv United Ncics LONDON. Oct. 19. Winston Churchill. British colonial minister, underw’ent an operation for appendicitis aster being taken suddenly to a hospital Wednesday night. He was reported progressing satisfactorily.

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Dress Gingham, 14c Yard One lot faney, broken plaid Dresg Gingham, all dark patterns, 27 inches wide. for house Vlresse and children's school drvsses; Friday, only 14* yard. —Street floor. Fleeced Back Fiannelette, 19c Ynrd Thlg !• an idea! fabric for cornforrs ami dresslng sneques. We show them in pretty fiorai ami l’erslan design 27 Inches w-lde: Friday only, 19c yard —Street floor. 300 Men’s Silk Handkerchiefs, 39c Each Whlte sllk Kerchlefs with colored border, in a large assorttnent uf p&ttcrns : regular fide va lue. —Street floor. Apron Ginghams, Ile Yard Standard Apron Check Ginghams, 27 Inches wide; Friday only, 11<* yard. —Street floor. Men’* Pongee Kerchiefs, 15c, 2 for 25c Men's cott.on Pongee Kerchiefs, with colored thread in border design. —Street floor. 200 Dozen Women’s Kerchief, 5c Each Whlte Inwii Kerchiefs, in plain, other* wtih etnbroldered corners: in whlte and colored embrotdery. —Street floor. Fiber Silk Scarfs, Half Price Ghoice of SO scarfs, in Roman stripe and plnin colora : all are fine quality tuken from our regular stock. —Street floor. Odds and End of Neckwear, 13c Kolled *ets. dlacontluued numbera, etc. ; values to OSe. —Street floor. Lace-Trimmed Net Vestee Set, 39c Fine quallty, net vestee set*, with coliti"* and ctiffs; our regular 08c vaine* —Street floor. Rockabye Safety Pins, Dozen on Card, Sizes 0 to 3, 2 Card 5c —Street floor. Gof.ham Elastic Girdles, Half Price We are dlsconttnulng this line. We are offerlng our stock at ouehnlf price—sl.2s Vnlttes 63* $1.30 vaine* 75* $2.25 values $1.13 —Street floor. Gilt Safety Pins All Sizes, 6 on Card, 2 for 5c —floor. Pin Cube, 5c Mat, Jet and assorted colora. —Street floor. 54-Inch Ladies’ Cloth, 75c Yard Suitable for boy' and men'a wcar. Splcndid for work shirts. This corno* in nnvy, gray and khaki colora: very specially priced at 75* yard. —Street floor. Girl’ Bathrobes, $1.98 In medium and datk eolors. Many pretty design* in sizes 7 to 14. Special for Friday at $1.98 each. — Seeond floor. Gingham Romper and Creepers, 79c Tn all colora tm# styles. Some bave white waist* and pluin colored bloomers with touebes of embroidery work on thè waist. Special for Friday at 79* each. —Second floor. Infanta’ Rubber Pants, 29c Each F.iastlc belt and knec. Sizes of medium and large. Special for Friday at 29* each. —Seeond floor.

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Let Mme. Caubert (of Paris) Teach You Dressmaking—at Pettis!

You can easily learn tlie art of making your own dresses, waists, underwear, etc., in a short time under this gifted teacher! Mme. Caubert will not only teach you thè principio of accurate and eeonomical cutting, but will instruct you in thè titting, altering and eonstruetion of undergarments. dresses, gowns, waists, skirts and children’s and iufants’ wear. To take care of thè hundreds who desire to take this course, this year there will be three classes! Each class exactly like thè other. except that they meet on different days. Class No. I meets at 2 p. m. on Mondays and Thursdays, class No. 2 on Tuesdays and Fridays and class No. 3 on Wednesdays and Saturdays. You may select thè class most convenient for you if you enroll NOW! The School Starts Next Monday at 2 P. M. and continues for 6 weeks! 2 lessons each week and 12 lessons in all! Tickets for thè Entire Course Are sl. On Sale in thè Dress Goods Dept. —Street floor.

Starting Friday—A Drastic Clearance of Womeris Fall and Winter Weight

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These are fanious lines that we have discontinued. We are èlosing out thè remainder of our last year’s $2.00, $2.25, $2.50 and $3.00 lines in this sale at $1.65. “Richelieu" union sults in tailored or bodice tops, knee length, wlnter weight. “Colgate” wlnter suits, fleeee lined, tailored top, ankle length. .‘Princess May.” low neck, no sleeve, knee length, French trlm. “Kayser” sults in white or pink, ankle length. Silk top union sults, cuff knee. Cholce, $1.65 suit. —Petti knlt underwear, Street floor.

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eral. Accept only “Bayer” package which contains proper dlrectlons. Handy boxes of twelve tablets cost few eents. Druggists also sell bottles of 24 and 100. Aspirin Is thè trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of Monoaceticacidester of Saiicyllcacid.— Advertisement.

Be Sture to See thè Wax Figure of Walker Whitesides as “The Hindu” in thè Pettis Windows! You’ll Say It’s Alive/!

Entire Course of 12 Lessons for s*| .OO Only 8 1-3 c a Lesson! Enroll Now as thè Classes Are Limited!

Union Suits $1.65 “ Richelieu” “Colgate” “Kayser’s” Marvelfit” “Princess May”

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