Indianapolis Times, Volume 35, Number 137, Indianapolis, Marion County, 18 October 1922 — Page 2
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ILL ENTERTI MID WETS American Legion to Receive Hosts Returning From New Orleans. Fifty internationally known veter ans attending the convention of Fidac, the international ex-service 'then’s organization, will be entertained by local World War men under auspices of the American Legion, Sunday. The visitors comprise delegations from France, Great Britain, Belgium, Italy. Roumania, Serbia. Czechoslovakia and the United States. They will be on their way from New Orleans to Culver Military Academy, where they will lie Entertained Monday. Morris G. Fuller, general chairman .of a committee named by the State department of (he American Legion, announced today the entertainment will consist of a reception at the Union Station at 10 a. m., motor tour of the Speedway, luncheon at the Country Club, visit to Fort Harrison and a dinner under auspices of the Service Ciub at the Claypool Hotel at night.
HEARING STARTS Mrs. Hazel McNally Is IMlared on Trial for Murder. By Timen Special I LAM MON D. Ind.. Oct. IS.—The strange story of how Mrs. Hazel McNally substituted dolls for twin babies, of which she is alleged to have been the mother, was told in Judge Henry Cleveland's courtroom here today at her preliminary hearing on a charge of murdering the two children. Mrs. Floyd McNally, a step and: ugh-ter-ln-law of the accused woman, was the first witness called. “She told me frequently thrft shei was to become a mother,’* the witness said, “and declared she did not like children. There was no doubt, early in December, 1921. but what she ■
Tremendous Interest In Times CON-test Compels Us to Order Another Peck of Rubles
We Are Now Offering Six Million Rubles as Cash Prizes Gratified by the overwhelming public response to circulation-snatching enterprise, we find ourselves .•ompelled to give away an additional peck of rubles. This makes one full bushel or an even 6,000,003. Not to be out-done by the Times in the matter of generosity, Lowd-Noyes & Cos., the CON-test promoters, have contributed their mite to this additional prize. They have agreed to reduce their share of the gross receipts from 80 per cent to exactly four-fifths. Your chances of winning remain unchanged. If interested in the CON-test on the part of our salesmen continues to increase we’ll see Barnum’e rate of one-a-minute and raise him 59. Hustle! Hurry! Run in little circles! Get circulation for us. Make yourself a nuisance to your friends.
The mechanic who is hostler to Ivan, raised the hood to get put his overcoat, stored there last spring, and a matronly rabbit !<apel out, accompanied by a little dapper rabbit. He searched, but found no other young ones and remarked: “One, by a hare.” Unsuccessful CON-testants who can not be consoled by any of the consolation awards arranged by Messrs. Lowd-Noyes and Company, will be given a further consolation prize consisting of twenty feet of triple-tested hemp clothesline upon application at our CON-test office.
Tear Out This Coupon This < and, accompanied by 35 cents, entitles the bearer to st ca nickels in valid United States specie. Coupons will be redeemed at the Indianapolis Times CON-test office on the top floor of the Indianapolis Athletic Club Building. This liberal special offer is good for one day only, beginning July 4, 1922. i Name Mean average temperature Nice average temperature One lump or two? What’s the matter with Kansas? Whither are we drifting?
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away with anything on me next time." “Muriel,” I asked seriously, “what do you want to be when you grow A' famous shoplifter, perhaps?” “No. I want to be a missionary to China.” It was an inspiring thought. Os such are the advance guards of enlightenment made. This little girl was growing up with the fie* of pure ambition burning fierce and white in her little diaphragm "Oh," I said. “A missionary, and cenvert the heathen.”
Conservative By United \etct> NEW YORK. Oct. 18. —The curb market members are growing conservative. They are not taking quite so many chances. They announced Tuesday the establishment of a death insurance fund. members hereafter will carry $5,000 policies, payable at death to their legal heirs To create the fund each member will be assessed S2O.
was soon to give birth to a baby. “Early in February, the witness said, “I went downtown with ilazel. I carried one bundle which I believed to be a live baby and she carried another. “On several other occasions later I went out with her and I carried one bundle which I knew to be a doll. Only on the first trip do I believe the baby I carried was alive.” YOUNG MAN COLLAPSES Claude Kemp Removed to City Hospital After Fainting. The city hospital ambulance was called to the offices of the Underwood Typewriter Company, New York and Pennsylvania Sts., today, when Claude Kemp, 18, of i 510 Sherman Dr., collapsed while on an errand to the basen>ent. He was taken to the city hospital.
Ivan the Terrible automobile, one of our two capital prizes, figured In a romantic event this morning. Resisting alluring offers from other Interests In this city, Messrs. Lewd-Noyes and Company, have remained faithful to the Times COX-testantß. A firm of real estate agents tried to hire them tills morning to arrange a similar contest whereby tenants could tie induced to pay their rent one or two years in advance. A groee- approached them with a similar scheme.
“No,” she mocked. “Not a missionary and convert the heathen. I want to be a missionary so I can live the rest of my life in China and get all the chop suey I want. I’m nutty about eggs foo yung and all such as that. “And now,” she said, gently shoving me through the door, ”1 wish you'd get the hell out of here. The neighbors’ children are in the kitchen waiting for me. It’s my dice, and when you came I had Just made seven straight passes.”
KISS PROVES BARfIIER By United News SPRINGFIELD, 111., Oct. 18—LuCien Yoemans. a wealthy industrial engineer who was ousted from the exclusive Union League Club of Chicago on charges of a pretty girl elevator operator that he had tried to kigs her, lost his fight to rejoin the club Tuesday when the Illinois Supreme Courj. refused to review the decision of lower courts in the case Yeomans was expelled from the Club two years ago. after he had re fused to resign following the girl's charges. Monograms , Monograms are a feature on sports blouses and dresses They started small and comparatively inconspicuous but now they are attaining quite large proportions and are frequently made the whole decoration.
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W.& i-'-. ° *.?■ .f '> fm ifV Here’s this fellow again. Wonder who he is? The police are slightly more baffled today.
This is a still life portrait of Ivan the Terrible automobile, painted by Patrick Angelo, brother of Miehael Angelo, with whom he is associated in the world-famous comedy team of Pat and Mike. Patrick Angelo was loud-mouthed in praise of Ivan as the perfect example of still life. Mr. Angelo is the world's best authority on stills. Ivan is still still, on the best; authority. The implement on Ivan’s stern is a rake, not a hoe. Thus he is not to be confused with Ivanhoe, the famous Caledonian cavalryman.
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GENERAL STRIKE' URGED IN PROTEST *_ German Communists Resent Imprisonment of Comrades Following Riots. By United .Veto* • BERLIN, Oct. 18.—Communists are agitating for a general strike as a protest against the imprisonment of their comrades following the bloody riot at the Circus Busch on Sunday. Four Communist demonstrations have been arranged for Wednesday night. Communist leaders are trying to arrange a general strike , for Wednesday but it is doubtful if they will be successful. Police are continuing their hunt for Communists. Several editors of the radical organ “Rote Fahme” were seized Tuesday. Police first searched the newspaper office for them. They had escaped but were found later. Police President Richter bluntly informed a Communist delegation that the imprisoned reds would not be release'!. It was after this brief interview that the general strike agitation started. Will Give Recifal An organ recital will be given on Friday night at the First United Brtheren Church by Charles F. Hansen. Mrs. E. E. Fllckenger will be the soloist.
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UP AND AT ’EM, FOLKS! LAND ’EM.
.tY ADAM PHAIK, WIN-test Editor of the Indianapolis Times
All merry and bright and eager to be up and doing the public again in the great Times circulation CON-test, I hopped out of my bunky-wunky this morning and spanked my spaniels down on the floor with a simultaneous smack. “Ouch!” I exclalmejJ. heartily, and with excellent reason, too. for, as I soon discov ered, I had picked up a sliver the size of a four-bjr* eight joist. I am afraid that some of tny readers may think this incident rath-
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er too trivial for the Importance I have given it, but who's writing this story? Tou or Adam Phalk, XX3C, which stands for my decoration. the double-cross of the Order of Honesty, Third (flags. The point is that on my way out I stopped at the hotel desk ar.d addressed the clerk In charge. "Look hero, egg,” I said, with an effort to l>e severe, for I am by nature as kindly as a harness cop with both shoes full of bunions. “Look here, egg,” 1 said. "I'm doing the up and-at-’em in my room
WHOA, IVAN! WHOA!
POOR JIM! Almost Broke By United News * WHITE PLAINS, N. Y„ Oct. 18.— Old Jim Cots learned a few things during safety week. When he begged a night’s lodging at the White Plains jail he checked his dented tin cup and a few pennies with the desk ser geant. for safe keeping. Getting up Tuesday morning, Old Jim shook himself briskly, smoothed out his tattered frock coat, took a hitch in his overalls, adjusted his wooden leg and went up to the desk sergeant for his tin cup and pennies. He took them and reached down to his wooden leg. Sergeant Reid caught sight of a fat wallet hidden in the timber limb. “Let’s have a look,” Officer Reid suggested. Old Jim reluctantly handed the wallet over. It contained $90.06. “Get out of here and stay at a hotel the next time,” Reid advised. NAMED STENOGRAPHER Mrs. Inez B. Alden Succeeds to Income Tax Post. Mr*. Inez B. Alden of Indianapolis has been appointed stenographer in the income tax division of the department of internal revenue, it was announced by M. Bert Thurman, collector, today. She will succeed Miss Maude Eudaiy, of SlJbridan, resigned.
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a little while ago and 1 run the forest primeval into one of my doge. I’m no lumberman This is a hell of a hotel for 76 cents a night, you profiteer." And the clerk, who really ought to be on the stage, answered back: “On your way. bum: he ought to charge you for board.” After this convulsing pleasantry, was it any wonder *kat I was able to repress tbo tears of pain, and, with the courage of a Spartan school l*oy, to approach my office on the top
floor of the Indianapolis Athletic Club Building in that customary state of cheeriness which Is at once the inspiration of ray followers, the despair of my competitors and an Insoluble psychopathic enigma to the foremost alienists and head f<>elers of the land? Arrived at the office. I found the street outside simply Jammed with eager salesmen, young and old, who are entered in the great Times COX-test for the rubber bungalow, for Ivan the Terrible automobile, for the whisker tweezer, the long-
HO! HUM! They Can’t Sleep “How you gonna keep ’em awake at night, after they’ve been out all day?” might be the title of the song captains of Indianapolis fire stations will be singing before long. Mayor Shank announced he was going to have the board of public safety abolish sleeping in fire stations—even a night. Firemen now work on two Shifts. LAYMEN ORGANIZE Members of Local U. B. Churches Form Body. Another organization composed of church members was in existence today following the organization of the United Brethren Laymen's Union of Indianapolis at the First United Brethren Church last night. The men of the five United Brethren churches of the city have organized. Willis Iloliman of University Heights, is the president. Other officers are Charles G. Du Vail of the Calvary Church, first vice president; J H. Thompson of Belmont Ave. Church, second vice president; W. R. Mumma of the First Church, secretary, and Roy E. Frazier of BrookMde Ave. Church, treasurer.
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Save Your Own Money for the Last Night of the CON-test A surprise awaits the leading CON-testants on the last night The foremost or favorite salesmen will be invited to CON-test headquarters, where they will be received by Messrs. Lowd Noyes in person. Have your check-book or your nest-egg with you, ready to pay for a few thousand additional subscriptions. The mere purchase of 2,000,000 subscriptions with your own money in the last hour may put you over the top for the rubber bungalow, for Ivan or one of the big ruble prizes. Get all the money you can from your friends, but have plenty of your own ready for the supreme test of salesmanship.
some of them—say, eight or nine—were laborers working about the building. But all the rest, all this vast, seething crowd, were CONtestantS, calling for their instructions before starting out to invade the offices, the kitchens, the nurseries, the asylums in quest of subscriptions and the money of their friends. Taking In the situation at a glance, I immediately arranged to lease the entire rioor above the top floor of the I. A. C. building as an overflow office. I then marshaled my legion into s telephone booth for privacy and tddressed them. I Instructed them in the manner of approaching the housewife with children clinging to her skirts—to say, "What handsome little children. madam, and now can I sell you a year’s subscription?” All the refinements and subtleties of the game I endeavored to expose ito theng even to the approved manner of sticking one’s foot in the door and the most scientific method of landing upon one’s upper vertebrae after some jolly prospect’s good-natured refusal. Next I took a horde of eager, optimistic CON-testants in my sidecar and carried them out to see the famous rubber bungalow and the rubber plant growing in tbs yard. "That’s what I call a snappy little house,” said one of the group. “Oh. look.'” exclaimed the other, running to the rubber plant. And #ould you believe It, overnight, the industrious little vegetable had put forth a pair of galluses, one four-buckle galosh, an Mastic corset and almost a fathom garden hose. “May we pick them for samples lo show our customers, Mr. Phaik?” they croaked in their eager childish treble. "Well," I said, "I’ll stretch a point In regard to the galluses. But you had better leave the galosh
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until the other one matures. The garden hose is only a pale pink yet. We must leave It until It becomes bright red. As to the corset. we’re very tight about them." I then took them into my confidence regarding the basic theory of the Soviet Russian fiscal system which has so reduced the price of rubles, by volume. Comrade Lenin, I told them, Impressed the foremost economists and naturalists of the old regime Into collaborative service for the revolution. And it was not long before the principle of elastic currency had been profusely vindicated by the Inter-breeding of the rubber plant and the red currant bush, producing Red Currency or Soviet Rubles, which In five years have stretched from a rate of two for one dollar to approximately one million. “I’d love to win this rubber house,” said one of the CON-test-ants. wistfully, as the throng returned to the side-car. "Then I’d get married and ” “Have a bouncing baby,” I interrupted. pedaling vigorously.
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"COX’ Is a great Institution,” wrote Mr. Noyes, in response te these proposals, "but it his Its limitations. Would you be willing to pay your street car fares a year In advance or your laundry bills?” The office of Bean Bag Editor of the Times Sport Staff, vacated by the untimely death-of Henry Cold-1 slaw who introduced the Mexican jumping bean, will be filled by Mario Murdero, who learned the game in Pancho Villa’s Army and who has since became the welter and middleweight bean-bag champion of Chihuahua.