Indianapolis Times, Volume 35, Number 25, Indianapolis, Marion County, 9 June 1922 — Page 4

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'• Jn&iaira Jlailu (Himes Published at 25-29 South Meridian street. Indianapolis, Ind., by The Indiana Daily Times Company. Telephone—MA in 3500. MEMBER OF AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATIONS. , . .... .. New York. Boston, Payne. Burns & Smith, Inc. Advertising orf.ees. Chicago, Detroit, St. Louis, Q. Logan Payne Cos. Subscription Rates: Indianapolis, 10c per week; elsewhere, 12c per week Entered as Second Class Matter. July 25. 19H. at Postoffi*. Indianapolis, Ind. under net M arch 3,187 J. THE HOBBY-HORSE most people ride drinks gasoline. WHILE they are teaching those lady cops to shoot they might put some of the male, officers in the school, too. EVEN if the general staff has obtained all of the German army secrets Congress is. not goirg to allow it much to practice with, it seems. THAT ANDERSON mayor who has revived a twenty-tnree-year-old curfew law will not be very popular with the "gang." EVIDENTLY the custodian of that booze cache found near the home of the chief of police was not very neighborly. MR. DAUGHERTY must have felt, relieved when he decided to retain the Attorney Generalship—after a talk with the President. Let the Public In on It Even though the State highway department was caught with Government balloon cranes on its hands with no balloon to pull down, it seems to have little .rouble in marketing other surplus war material the Depa t ment of Agr cult re has so gratuitously dumped into this State. More that $47,000 worth of material, useless to the highway department, yet presented to it by the Federal Government and on which the State paid the freight, has been disposed of without any apparent attempt to let the public know that the highway department was in the used goods business. A well-known Junk firm and fortunate State officials were about the only ones that knew of the bargains and the figures disclose that they acted accordingly. Many a farmer in Indiana would have been glad of the opportunity to obtain a $lO set of harness, such as John G. Brown of the Farmers’ Federation and Maurice Douglas of the public service commission obtained. And there is many an autoist that would have welcomed the chance to replace his worn tires like Earl Crawford of the highway commission and Ben Urbahn3 of the treasurer’s office did. How much more the department could have realized by putting this stuff on the auction block, of course, is unknown. Nor has it been explained why the sale was not open to competition. A few days ago a high official of the highway department, bemoaning the fact that the Government had saddled the State with a lot or useless material, said it could not be disposed of for fear the Federal officials would cut off future supplies. From the nature of some of the j stuff, and the abundance of it lying around the city, it would demonstrate j a trait of efficiency and economy if the Government would cease shipping j car loads of surplus war goods here to become a "white elephant" on the j State’s hands. If the Indiana highway commission is to act as the agent of the De partment of Agriculture in disposing of this material, then its disposal should be conducted in a regular manner and the public should bo permitted to bid for it. If bargains are being offered—and the figures indicate there are bargains—they should not be confined to State officials and favored junk dealers.

Can Love Be Divided? Marie Peggy Beail, who killed Frank Warren Anderson In Kansas City because he confessed that he h3d “fifty loves,” has divided men Into three groups—the good men, those who are too timid; men wno never get caught and men, like Anderson, who played in women s hearts. Actually, however, Peggy should have only two groups—those who do not have love affairs and those who do have love affairs. Her definition of the amorous intentions of men, borne of her tragic experience, brings to mind the fact that psycho-analysts and other students or human nature have been debating—and probably always will be —whether man is capable of dividing his affections imp;: Hally. Dr. David Forsyth, the celebrated British psycho-analyst, declares man is incapable of loving more than one woman. Man possesses just so much love, he asserts, and when he attempts to bestow it cn more than one woman he simply divides it among them. Albert Pavson Terhune, the author, however, is plainly skeptical ana challenges the psycho-analysts to present their proof. "If man cannot love two women with equal devotion, or if he must split up hi3 affections into half portions, according to the psycho-analyst's claim, the claim calls for a lot of proof,’’ he reasons. And thus the debate will continue indefinitely and Peggy’s definition will stand partially correct—those who do and those who don’t John Bull Sets an Example Chief Justice Taft of the United States Supreme Court is going to England to observe the practice of English law and courts. It is to be hoped that he will look carefully into the manner by which justice is expedited there and that he will be able, on his return to America, to have some of the methods adopted here. Os course, that is hoping for too much, but nevertheless his observations should make a lasting Impression on the courts and legal practitioners of the United States. An 18-year-old lad has just been hanged in London for the murder of a titled woman. The death penalty was exacted shortly after he committed the brutel deed. William Donovan recently was electrocuted at the Michigan City penitentiary for the slaying of his wife. In both countries capital punishment was inflicted, and the only difference is that it required the English courts only a few weeks to send their man to the gallows, while it required the courts of Indiana nearly two years to send Donovan to his death. In Great Britain, Chief Justice Taft will find there is no pioneer spirit and that the wheels of justice are not checked by overemphasis of individual rights. In Great Britain, the nation has rights as well as the individual. By the nation is meant the people as a whole. Their law officers maintain a sharp watch to see that the rights of the whole are not lost in the courts. Too, wealth is not the power in Great Britain that it is In America. This fact prevents it from being given a favored seat when it isjbrought into court. Justice cannot be bought in England, except occasionally in small provincial cases when social influence has its sway. The People Should Know Senator James E. Watson's criticism of foreign envoys for the alleged discussion of the effect the proposed high tariff measure will have on international commerce involves a delicate question of diplomatic courtesy and privileges. The-situation, doubtless, will be bridged by the good sense of the State Department and the diplomats concerned, for all are too familiar with Washington activities to take umbrage at senatorial ebulitions uttered for very apparent purposes. Perhaps the Senator’s remarks, which seemingly were made with the full approval of the White House, will have the desired effect and will check what seemed to be a growing disposition on the part of the envoys accredited to this country to carry to the people their views of the pending measure. And, perhaps, too, the Senator was correct in assuming that diplomatic views antagonistic to his high protection theories, which he boasts he. has entertained for forty years, were uttered from purely selfish motives, yet the public is Entitled to know how tie Fordney-Mc-Cumber bill is looked upon by foreign governments. Regardless of the fact whether the envoys were within their rights In the alleged criticism of the measure, they were giving the people a better insight into its provisions than are the long-winded senatorial dissertations issued gratuitously practically every day in the capital. Already Sir Auckland Geddes, the British ambassador, has shown the State Department that Senator Watson misinterpreted his statements relative to American and British commerce. It Is entirely possible that the Indiana Senator has rushed into something without logical preparation, Juat as he did when he sprang to the defense of hla friend, Harry M. Daugherty, only to be repudiated a few days later.

Ducks Play All the Parts in New Fox Comedy Movie

Ducks and geese, for some unaccountable reason, long have been regarded as the most stupid of Mother Nature’s feathered children. That this belief la a false one has been demonstrated times without number; and one of the most convincing proofs that ducks especially are of a much higher order of intelligence than they usually receive credit for is shown in the fact that duck actors take the most important parts in anew Sunshine comedy about to be released by William Fox. The title of the picture Is “The wise Duck, - ’ and it is sgid to be of such an unusually funny nature that Mr. Fox has placed it in his list of special comedy productions, and in many of the theaters where it will be shown It will be the most important entertainment on the bUL The ducks perform like human beings, it is said, and the picture contains such a variety of novel features and stunts that It is expected to take its place as one of the greatest comedies of the season. -1- -i- -I----ON STAGE AND SCREEN. The Stuart Walker Company this week l is presenting a love comedy, ‘‘The Boomerang," with George Gaul in the leading male role. The presence of Gaul in the cast has had the desired result in stlmula ing business. George N. Brown, noted walker, shows the effect that constant training has on the body. lie stages a walking exhibition on the stuge of B. F. Keith’s three times daily. He knows the value of walking In keeping one in a healthy condition. The feature act at the Lyric this week is called “The Class and Jazz Revue,” a musical comedy offering. The Rialto is offering a combination movie and musical comedy bill this week. As an added feature Jack Dillon, exheavyweight champion, is appearing in person. The movies on view today Include: “Wild Honey,” at the Ohio; ‘‘North of the Rio Grande,” at the Apollo*“The Ten Dollar Raise” at Loew s State; “Salvation Nell” at Mister Smith’s and “The Scrapper” at the Isis. At lirookslde Park the Municipal Players are presenting nightly the Booth Tarklngton success, “The Mnn From Home." Performances are given each week day night with the exception of

j Ye TOWNE GOSSIP Copyright. 1823, l>y Star Company. 1 By k. C. B TIIE OTHER day. • • • I SAW a mother. • • • ON A busy street. • • • AND SHE had a girl. OF ALONG about 3. * * • AND WAS dragging it. • • • BY ITS little arm. * • • AND GOING SO fast. * • • T t'OI'LDN’T keep up • • AND WHERE I watched. * ♦ IT STARTED to cry. * • ♦ AND THE mother stopped • . AND GAVE It a shake. AND GOT another ho’d • • • AM) WENT on dragging AND IF that mother. * • • HAD BEEN my wife. • • * which con forbid. • • • I’D HAVE taken her. ... AND GOT a rope. • * AND MAYBE a Ford. • * . AND HAVE made her walk. ♦ • • FOR A lot of miles. ... JEST A little bit taster. THAN MIE wanted to walk. • • • AND THE more 1 s-e. OF MOTHERS like her. * • • THE MOKE I think. • * • THAT Wlj AT we need. • • • MORE THAN anything else. * • • IS a school for mothers. • • * AND I'LL Let a dollar. • • * WHEN THAT mother gets mao • • • SHE BARRS at her kid. • • • TILL IT ffots mad. • • • AND THEN Hhe'll liok it. • • • FOR BEING mad. + • * AND AFTER a while. * * # WHEN THE girl grows up. ♦ • • THIS SELF iam(* mother. • • • WILL. SIT at home. • • • AND WONDER v/hy * • • THIS DAUGHTER of hers. • • • SEEKS ALL her pleasures. • * t AWAY FROM home. • t • AND THEN it is. t • • SIiE’LL PAY in tears. • * • AND ACniNO heart. • • • FOR ALL the grief. ♦ • * SHE GAVE her girl. * * WHEN SHE dragged It around. • * • AND BARKED at It. • • • I THANK you.

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Saturday nights. The bill will be changed on each Monday night. At the present time no matinees are being given. The admission is free. -|- .t. BLANCO COMINO TO THE RIALTO. Blanco, a hypnotist, will be at the Rialto next week, It was announced today. He will hypnotize a man in a show window of the Gauspohl Trunk Store, 27 North Illinois street, causing the man to sleep for sixty hours, it is announced. The sleeping experiment 1 will begin at 2 o’clock Saturday afternoon. Blanco will begin his engagement Sunday at the Rialto.

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JACKIE COOGAN. Thls % picture shows Jickie Coogan as he appears in his new film “Oliver Twist,” In the episode :n which he Is assistant to ‘Sourberry,” the undertaker.

Five Good Books for Engineers Indianapolis Public Library, Technical department, St. Clair Square.

FREE ROOK SERVICE. “Municipal Ilousecieanlng," by Capci A Carpenter. , ‘ Collection and Disposal of Muntclpa 11,•fuse.” by Hering nnd Greeley. “Sewage Disposal,” by Klnutcutt, Win slow A Pratt. "Sewerage,” by Kolwell. “Water Purification,” by Films.

Unusual Folk

DETROIT. June 9—From factory walls in Detroit to the precincts of Oxford university, in far off England, is a long step. It was not too long, however, to Enrol a pioneer among tit. lorttMiH ! t.ll.ra year's work in the great English edu- ... ~ turn u abroad. Miss Green. Ihe young woman is an interesting and enthusiastic platform speaker and It Is her hope to arouse public Interest sufficiently to in sure educational advantages, such as she lias hud, for many of her sisters in the industrial ranks.

A THOUGHT FOR TODAY

Therefore, by beloved brethren, be ye steadfast, unraovahle, always abounding In the work of the Lord; forasmuch as ye know that your labor Is not in vain in (he Lord.—l Corinthians 13:28. Did you ever hear of a man who bad striven all his life faithfully nnd singly toward an object and In no measure obtained It? If a man constantly aspires. Is he not elevated? Did ever mnn try heroism, magnanimity, truth, sincerity, and find that there was no advantage in them, that It was a vaiu endeavor?— Henry D. Thoreu. PINT OF BLOOD FOR RON. ST. JOSEPH, Mo., June 9—Herbert Calvin gave a pint of hls blood to sava the Ufa of his sou. Injured In a sawmill.

j.'Nfirujte Rl By FRED V <Sfr / MVERS. WOOFS! The crowds on Main street stood aghast When, with her skirts above halfmast. A pretty flapper ambled by And heurd a traffic copper cry: “Excelsior!” * * •

AT LAST! THE GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL! CHICAGO —“It Is simply four walls and four kids day after day,” wrote Mrs. W. J. Cross. Then she attempted suicide, but will live.

Another good point about the fadio is that the operator never can report the line busy. 41 • • • The duty of the best man at the royal wedding in Belgrade, Roumanla, was to ! hold the King’s crown In place while the parson made the hitch. It might pay the King to put tho b. m. ou steady. • * . Hnvlng waited a respectful period for some enterprising squib-carpenter to reljer to the wur fraud scandal as “tho , great divide,” we lost patience. m • • A Chicago girl, who is deaf and dumb, j listens to grand opera by placing her j fingers on the singer's throat. How we envy that gal 1 • * • FASHION NOTE. New York has recognized the brown , derby. * • • OWNERS OF SUCH ABODES SHOULD ORDER AT ONCE. ( Credit line lost in transit.) Glass house numbers made to order. See samples at R. H. Wlsker book store. • • • REMARKABLE OBSERVATION OF MR. NOAH LITTLE. Sir: After thirty years' careful observation of my grocer, I have come to the conclusion that, wbilo he is undoubtedly penny wise, he Is far from being pound foolish. NOAH LITTLE. THE EDITOR ASSUMES NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR HIS SUBSCRIBERS’ STUFF (Sullivan Times.) Rev. A. A. Cohn wishes to an- j Bounce that he has rushed the sea- i son and is now eating green beans ! which he insists that he grew la his garden this season. • • Apropos of denatured verbs, Mildred Yonkey writes to Dick Little, the Chicago Tribune coiyumist, ns follows: Could you persuade Gamaliel to place two more verbs in his new lex- j icon This one I overheard at the corner of State and Madlnon streets: "Why a man was pickpocketed right out In our neighborhood yesterday.” And this one our comptometer operator thrilled us with: “My chum’s landlady keyed the door ou her Use other evening.” • We note In a city brev that an Irving- ■ ton man's new home will have a full I basement. • • • FINIS. A ilng-rr namM Annabel Hyatt, Wh*n Invltod to Miid "I'll try lt; M But a very tall no to Bfcame •tuck in her throat— Now Annabel) lie* oold and quiet.

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The bird on the right -What’ the difference between a flivver and an old maid ? The b. on t. 1. —I’ll tel! you tomorrow. (Ta Be Continued.) • • • WHAT MILL THE LOUNGE LIZARDS DO THEN, POOR THINGS? (Credit lino lost, in .transit ) Subject announced by a Birmingham preacher: “When Women Oct to lie Men—Then What?" With all due respect to Fatty Arbnckle, may we not suggest that Mr. Hays use a fluer mesa on his movie screen! CLUCK! ( LI CK! (North Manchester News-Journal.) Mrs. Charles Gill led in the county egg laying contest during tho month of March. • • • First call for the nut who Insist* one may keep cool by not thinking hot thoughts. • . • n BLIC IMPROVEMENT NOTE. "Wo note with Joy," Sold Billy Duke; “Our neighbor’* boy Ha* broke id* uko.” • • * The woman who suspects that her hushusbapd is “Just as bad as -other men," usually does all sho cau to help him tuako good. * • EAGER to SERVE. Barber—A little tonic on the hair, sir? Irato Hairless Patron—l guess you can’t son that r have no hair, eh? Barber (timidly)—Ah, pardon me, sir! Would you care for a polish? It may be all right for women to smoke, and far be it from ns to chal ion go their rights In this respect, but if they ever take up chewing, Heaven ’alp us, 'Ornce! * (Cpyrlght, 1922, by Fred Myers.)

FLAPPER ONLY EXPRESSES HER YOUTHFULSOUL ‘Minister’s Daughter* Declares Bobbed Hair and Moderate Length Skirt O. K. To the Editor; After reading Nora Kay's interview with Miss Burnside in the Daily Times, I wish to express my opinion on what is called the modern flapper. It seems to me that the styles are more sensible and comfortable than they have ever been. As In all cases, there are a j few Exceptions— tire girl who wears her ! dresses above her knees and her hose | below her skirts. I am considered a well-educated, refined business girl, and I have bobbed hair and wear my skirts short, but not extremely so. My associates are from some of the most relined families in the city and they, as well as their families, approve ! of bobbed hair. ! When properly taken care of it is very youthful and comfortable locking. You will find Just as many disreputable women with long hair. What would life mean to us, continu ing In the same rut, year after year? j Today's flapper is but the outward ex- | pression of what youth has always had | hidden In its heart. A MINISTER'S DAUGHTER. ! INDIANA VOTES TO AFFILIATE Retail Furniture Dealers Will Join National Body. The Indiana Retail Furniture Association will affiliate with the national organization, it was announced following the annual Siate convention held at the Claypool Hotel. 11. A. Rocker of Indianapolis was elected head of the Indiana body. Other officers are: First vice president, John F. Seramur, Anderson ; second vice president, E. M. Clawson, Ft. Wayne, and secretary-treasurer, Samuel -Mueller, .Indianapolis. Ray Clem, Indianapolis attorney, was appointed counsel for the association. lie will be designated as a special secretary The following board of directors was appointed: D. F. Scott, Terre Haute; Louis Silverman, Terre Haute. Saul Solomon, Indianapolis; George 11. Ollar, In-! dianapolis ;Frank Kotteman, Indlhnapb- ! lit; J. E. Katterhenry, Evansville: Leo F. Schulthels, Vincennes; It. E. Moore. Franklin; O. J. Holloway, Newcastle; John F. Seramur. Anderson; C. C. La-I Follefte, Thorntown; John Keifers. Lafayette; 11. 15. Stultz, Huntington; Ed Clawson, Ft. Wayne, and A. 11. Holler, : South Bend * Castle Will Gives to Wife in Verse; NEW YORK. Juno o—Fr-dorlck E 1 Castle’s will, admitted to probate in Newark, roads thus: “AH my earthly poods' I have in store. To my dear wife ! leave for evermore. I freely give—no limit do I fix. This is my will, and she tho executrix.” Castle lived at fid \ >rfli Maple avenue aid was an Insurance br. ker. He d'.-'d May 13 last. His wife Is Mrs. Lucy W. Castle.

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By GEORGE McMANUS.

Chameleon Is Latest Ornament VISIT TO BUSINESS ZOO INTERESTING Monkeys Are Popular as Pets

By NORA KAY. Have you a chameleon to match your newest frock? You 6hould have to be strictly In style, for a nice, gentle chameleon, guaranteed to change color as often as a women is supposed to change her mind, will be the finishing touch to the up-to-date flapper's equlj)ineut this summer, according to R. J. Ward, Indianapolis, Ind., store man. Right at this season the bird and pet stock is very low, Mr. Ward said, but the chameleon supply will soon be on hand, the monkey cage will be repopulated, the canary birds will get back into the best vocal form aa& the little zoos and aviaries resume their usual lively appearance. BIRD STORE IS CENTER OF INTEREST. Even In its present quiet state, however, tho bird store is a center of interest to many passers by who stop to wateh the vividly colored birds in the window, and one, more curious than the rest, ventured in and learned more about “birdology” and "fishology" nnd various other “ologies’ than' she ever suspected could exist. “of course, most people are familiar with that old parlor favorite, tho eauary bird, that spends two years or so learn-

Dr. Bishop?s Talks

! -— — _HERE is a science In | •€?resting. One great , ! ! cause of nervous j prostration is lgnor- j \ ance of this science, j A person may lie: (W down, willing him- j j self to rest, and, by ! rv the mere effort of; willing, cause a JS nerve strain that will undo the bene- j fits of lying down. j J We very correctly j ***** lay the blame for | many nervous maladies of today to high ! tension and strain. People rush through ! work, meals and even sleep. Only those who have learned something of the real , art of relaxing can stand such strain! day in nnd day out, and continue in ' good health. Hard work never will hurt the man or woman who cun forget business and worries when business hours are over, j Relaxation and recreation often are ; the same thing. Strenuous exercise may j be a form of rest If It calls into play ' other organs and muscles. There is little advantage in trying to 1 rest your tired body if you cannot at j the same time rr-sr your tired mind and . nerves. “Nerves” never can be treated j effectively while the body is fatigued. : Learning to rest, therefore, is element- j ary. one great metropolitan neurological clinic has an effective procedure In teaching nervous patients how to rest. The patient IU s down comfortably and, closing his eyes, gives his thoughts to ' relaxing the arm and leg muscles. To test the relaxation, the doctor raises an > arm by the wrist .or a leg by the angle, a: i suddenly lets it go; the completely relaxed limb will instantly fall ltmp;i the least enervation Is shown by a hesl- j ta:ion in the fall of the limb or by a slightly continued rise after cessation of j the motive power as applied by the 1 physician. Tills procedure has been found bene- ! fieii’.l in several nervous manifestations, j

JUNE 9,1922.

ing to sing and then gets eaten by the family cat,” said Mr. Ward. "More canaries are sold than any other kind of bird, probably because they are a favorite article of cat diet, and therefore must frequently l>e replaced. “Next in popularity and much higher in price, comes the parrot, but Polly suffers under the handicap of having a voice that sounds as If it needed oil, and a beak that must be approached with care. Then, too, one never can tell what sort of language one’s parrot is apt to use, regardless of who is listening, and for this reason many people are afraid to take a chance on them.” More moderate in price and less likely either to swear or bite are the paraquettes, tiny green parrots that curl affectionate claws around one's finger, just as if they enjoyed perching there. But their voice, too, are of the type that need lubrication. NAMES IS NAMES SAYS BIRD MAN. I If a real song bird Is desired, however, bird store men can show either tho shaiuah thrush, the gray, rose-crested cardinals or the bull-bull bird. (No one knows why the poor bird was given such a name as that, but that’s what tho bird store man called him. There is a Japanese nightingale, too, the kind one reads about in fairy stories, but after seeing the aristocrat of the bird cage eagerly devouring a horrid looking worm, the visitor lost all interest in his voice. Not every one has the horror of creeping things, Mr. Ward said. “If they did, I wouldn't have any sale for this beauty," he added, opening a cage and bringing forth a snaky looking alligator called a “gila monster." When it comes to noiseless pets, what could excell the goldfish in the art of silence? Or the diminutive turtles that are not only speechless, but practically motionless J Or, if you wish something a little out of the ordinary, there is the water lizard, which, Mr. Ward, declares, is the same thing as our old friend of antediluvien days, the plesioaurus, only about one-hundredth as large. And the telescope fish must not be forgotten, for with hla queer eyes that stand out on either side of his head like the headlights on a high-priced car, he makes an ordinary goldfish look about as unimportant as a flivver. Neither birds nor fish, however, hare the general appeal that is made to the public by the animals that are nearer than any others to possessing human attributes— dogs and monkeys—according to Mr. Ward. The best sellers of the canine world, he said, are the fox terriers and the collies —the former for those who want little dogs that may be kept indoors, the latter for boys and men who thiuk that nothing smaller than a collie can be considered a “regular” dog. Elmore Wins Early Tomato Championship The amateur early tomato championship crown placed on the brow of W. L. .Swartz by Harry Miesse, secretary of the Patriotic Gardeners Association, yesterday remained but a day. Mr. Swans got the title when he informed Mr. Miesse hts tomato plants bloomed on the 6th of June. A. C. Elmore. 821 West Thirty-First street, informed the Daily Times today he has tomatoes as big as walnuts on the vines in his backyard, and. besides, he has already picked a mess of peaz

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