Indianapolis Times, Volume 33, Number 219, Indianapolis, Marion County, 21 January 1921 — Page 10

Just Listen If You Desire to Hear Anything Theory That There Is Nothing Impossible for Auditory Nerves Demonstrated. On the authoritative evidence of the latest thing In the way of priuierfied dictionaries which gives the simple definition of the auditory process of hearing as an act of "taking cognizance by the ear," which explanation is further decorated with strictly tailored language that it is “listening unto the end,” it is. therefore. geometrically proved that if you listen long enough, there isn’t much of anything that you can’t hear. However, the aforementioned art of hearing depends upon the parking locality, a few stage settings and the actors, which theory was tested out on a cold car on a cold morning. Two sweet young things hoarded the Jitney iu which the area of air at the last corner bad been something less in volume to that contained In a cau of French sardines. Effervescing they effervesced iuto a space something less than infinite, and after due process of completing toilets impaired by the uipping breeze, the intellectual conversation was begun by No. 1 announcing that she Intended to take swimming lessons and had Just purchased a perfeotiy adorable swimming suit. SI RE. CLEAKEY WASTE OF TIME. •That’#- Just a waste of time.” remarked Xo. 2. scornfully, while the man across the aisle settled his elbows more firmly into his two neighbors. "I got a perfectly adorable Christmas present which makes aii the trouble of learning to swim unnecessary.” Whereupon >h evolved from a ton of’ tissue paper a -pair of grassy green rubber gloves, best described as the possession of the June bride who fears her “hubby” won’t love her any more if she spoils her hands washing dishes. The color scheme of the cardboard background to which the life savers were attached, was a thing of beauty. A taste ful. sickly looking green which would have thrown an artist into spasms or ecstasy, had been slapped on in the most approved fashion of the modern painter's art. Being of a generous disposition ho had' thrown in a few nice, thick daubs of lighter ami darker green to lend variety to the scenery and make one feel one was getting something free for one’s money. In the center of the landscape he had encamped a modern Madonna in a combination bathing suit, with supplicating palms outstretched toward her audience. A compromise be-

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Corn Cure. The Guaranteed Kind. Regular Price *a f\ 25c. Sale Price 1 /C Bath Slippers. Regular Everyday Price 75c. 4 Q Sale Price Women’s Rubbers. All Styles and Shapes. qa Regular prices, SI.OO and $1.25. Sale Price o<l/0 Women's High Shoes, in Gun Metal, Black Kid, Havana Brown Kid, Battleship Grey Cloth Tops. White Washable Kid and fV Q Louis and Military Heels. Sizes mostly Z\/ 2 to 5/ 2 . Reg- 7 wJ VC ular $5.00 and $6.00 shoes. Sale Price Women’s High Shoes, Oxfords and Pumps. A wonderful selection of Havana Brown Kid, Brown Buck Tops, Cloth Tops, Patent Leather, Lace and Button, Grey Buck and Black Buck Tops, with Louis Heels, Vici Kid, Common Sense Heels, Tan Side Lace, Grey Buck Top, Pearl Grey Lace with Louis Heels and Vici Kid and /*V O Common Sense Heels. Sizes mostly Z/-> to 5/ 2 . Regular A $6.00 and $7.85 shoes. Sale Price 7 Thousands of pairs of Women’s Fine High Shoes, Oxfords and Pumps, in Gun Metal and Mahogany with Louis and Military Heels. Also Black Vici Kid, Low Heel with Rubber Heef' attached. g\tT) Sizes mostly Zy 2 to 6. Regular price $7.85 to $8.95. Sate tiKSSSfa MEN’S SHOES i 's Men’s Heavy Tan Work Shoes: strong, durable soles and heels. Regular price Men’s 12-inch Hi Cut Storm Shoes. C OQ Sale Price Oe^/O Men’s 16-inch Hi Cut Storm Shoes, Heavy 7 QK Soles '. Sale Price /.Ot)

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tween art and commerce had been achieved in the reproduction of the dish washing glove with which the bather was adorned. \“Tou see.” explained the adventist, “you put these on and you don't have to know how to swim.” “Afraid of getting wet," giggled her companion scornfully. “Xo such thing. If I put these pretty gloves on I don't have to be afraid all the tinif that I might go under when there wasn’t a man looking to save me.” The gloves evidently commanded more respect from her companion, who proceeded to examine them with more attention. “Have to have anything else,” she asked. ”Jnst a life belt," returned the proud possessor of the gloves. “How perfectly lovely! I guess I will baveto get a pair myself,” sighed the convert. Suddenly they looked out the window and gathered up the “life savers” and nurd to the end of the car. The man across the aisle returned to bis newspaper. having also become a convert to the belief that there isn’t anything that you can't lic :r if you .hist listen.

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Wellesley Rats Too Smart to IteTrapped WELLESLEY, Mass., Jan. 21.—Culture is so widely spread in Wellesley that even the rats are learned. At least, they are too well educated to be caught by the ordinary tricks. Numbers of Wellesley residents have been trying to trap the rats In th/ vlcin-

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Women's Spats, most all colors. Regular Price, P* A $2.50. Sale Price 1.0 *7 -—— —— 1 1 * Women's One Strap Comfort Oxfords. A regular < $4.00 value. Sale Price *.70 Ladies’ Ribbon Trimmed, High Cut Felt Moccasins. AQ Regular Price, $2.75 and $3.00. Sale Price XsA^Cl Men’s Dress Shoes in Black and Koko Brown, in Lace, English and Biucher styles. Leather soles, also with Neolin guaranteed soles and Goodyear rubber heels. If these soles do not wear, new ones applied free Is the Goodyear jllgjffcglijraa guarantee. These shoes are worth SIO.OO. Sale Price $4.08 Men’s Dress Shoes. All the latest Styles and Leathers, including the famous Army shoe ori the Munson last. Choice of the store, values up to $12.00. Sale Price $5.98

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Panther Tread Rubber Heels. All sizes. Regular Q Price 35c. Sale Price, Bmall Sizes c/G Shed-Water Oil. For Water-proofing shoes and all kinds of leather. Full half-pint can. Regular Price 8 26c, Sale Price Slumber Socks and Boot Socks. Just the thing to keep qa ypur feet warm In cold weather. Regular Price 75c. Men’s Manchester Hose. Regular Price, 4 for ftQf* $1 Sale Price, 4 for Men’s Wool Hose. Regular Price $1.75. 1 OC Sale Price Men’s Rubbers. First quality. Most all styles. d* 1 OA Regular $1.50 kind. Sale Price X Men’s Spats. Regular Price $2 00 d* £* fk Sale Price y XDU BOYS’ SHOES In Gun Metal, Patent Leather, Lace and Button; sizes 9J/ a to My 2 . Also In Gun Metal Button; Ito 4>/ 2 . RegLittle Gent's Hi-Cut Storm Shoes,

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League Body Called LONDON, Jan. 21.—The council of the League of League of Nations has been summoned to meet at Geneva Feb. 21,at was announced today. Marriage licenses are required in all the States and territories except Alaska. California and New Mexico require both parties to appear and be examined under oath or submit affidavits.

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MENTER AGAIN SAYS PRICES MUS 7 GOIAE GOWN THIS SUIT SALE PROVES IT

' “The retailer who is keeping up prices at the present time is neither a good American or a wise man. ’ ’ So says Menter with 42 stores in 42 of the country’s big cities. The quicker every business man cuts prices and get3 his stock into the hands of the people, the quicker the factories producing these goods will be rushed with orders. Then and not till then will unemployment among the workers be a thing of the past. 0 As the manufacturers’ prices Nr clothing have dropped, Heater’s prices have dropped also. Although goods were bought at higher prices, we did not hesitate. We knew we had to take our medicine some time. And we took our first dose some time ago. And to help to bring about a rapid and normal adjustment, we are taking the second big dose now. The people want merchandise. And as many merchants have now cut prices to rock bottom. The People are going it. But they are not going to buy from the fellow who 13 afraid to take his medicine and still keeps up prices. v Just now, for instance, we are haring a sale of men's svUrs. We have made two prices for mixed suits for this readjustment sale. The highest price is $35 and the lowest is $25. Many of these suits cost us much more money than we are getting for them now. Many of these suits that we are offering for $35 sold this season for $65, S7O and $75, and they are some suits. Hundreds of the soiits we are selling for $25 sold this season for SSO and were good value at that price. And bear in mind thr.t the Menter guarantee goes with every suit. And everyone knows our business is to sell clothes for cash or on generous terms. And with the immense purchasing power of 42 stores back of us, we do not charge extra for credit. As to this sale, the prices are $25 and $35 and the man who lays down the cash pays the same price as the man who accepts our offer of generous terms. As long as we are going the limit on prices, said Menter, we might just as well go the limit on terms. And, knowing that most people are short of cash after the holidays, we are advertising to every man who wants a suit. Choose any suit in the store for SI.OO down and remember that the first payment gets the suit at any of our 42 friendly stores. And please don’t forget either that “We do as w r e advertise!’ and that men who live in suburban towns are also invited. / Tlf6 is surely a splendid chance for any worthy man, married or single, to get a splendid suit at a price that touches bottom. And on terms so generous that the money will never be missed. Everybody is welcome at any Menter store anywhere; courteous salespeople are ever ready to give you service. Almost forgot about the blue serges. These have been cut to S3O and $40 —none higher, and you can have one for SI.OO down. If any suit you buy here needs altering, the work will be done free of charge. Come with a dollar and take away a suit—the biggest bargain of your life. Overcoats and ulsters at cut prices and easiest terms. The Menter store in Indianapolis is located at 109-111 South Illinois street, third door south of Maryland street, where visitors are always welcome.

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