Indianapolis Times, Volume 33, Number 105, Indianapolis, Marion County, 10 September 1920 — Page 4

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HA Y FEVER?'— EVER YONE’S -I- -I- -I- -!- *l* -I- . -I- -I- *1- -I- -I- -I- 'I- -I I Mr. Doctor Extracts Five Dollars From Mabel

By KATHLEEN McKEE. ( “Kaa-kaa-choo-o-o” came the gentle Sound down the aisle of the Jitney limited as It stopped an extra mlnnte to Set on a fat woman. “Ah, ker-chow,” answered a companion dU my right side sneezing In my face hnd then grabbing his handkerchief. ‘‘Ka-choo-ka-choo-ka-choo,” chornsed tall of the occupants of the car at the next stop, with a corresponding flourish of handkerchiefs. Hofrow-struck, I gazed at the‘proceedings while visions of red pepper and still redder bolshevists flitted through my mind. / “Holy mackerel.” I gasped as the ear swerved around the corner and a man stepped on my favorite corn when the sneeses started up again, and, believe me, a half a million locusts never had a thing on those sneezes in the way of noise. “Would you be. kind enough to inform me regarding the source of all this?” I asked my neighbor in between his busy spells. , “Yeb, I had id, de hay fever,” he answered, while I murmured something about it being too bad. “Ker ehoo! Id is fierce. Hab eddy ob your friends gob it?" While I was inquiring the sensations which accompany the possession of said disease, he assured me that his eyes ”febt abfuL" Although deeply interested I found f was about to journey by my port, and. hastily gathering my powder puff ami new fashion book, I skedaddled down the hall, tripping over half a dozen canal boats, arriving just in time to jump of! before the car started. * Taking a deep breath of f~esh morning air a faint ticklish sensation peram bulated up my smelling anatomy. “Sniff, sniff, sniff.” said I, determined to be unfashionable. “Kaw choo-00-oo” greeted me as 1 entered the office, as I meeltly gave up and seconded with a faint ”ah-ehow” lor company’s sake. All day long my attention balanced between thoughts of -varieties of sneezes and wild dives for my handkerchief. “A sneeze,” asserts the dictionary, “is a sudden, violent, audible, spasmodic expiration, chiefly through the nose.” Having been thoroughly convinced that It was sudden, judging fro?n the fact that its rapidity merer allowed me to Assume the graceful posture which is essential to an artistic sneeze. It was not difficult to appreciate the statement regarding its violence. As far as being audible is concerned that is something I would not dispute, because a hay fever sneeze has a range of three or four blocks. Whether or not it resulted in expiration I do not know because 1 was still sneezing when it came time for me to go to the doctor's. "Cm, huh.” he said, poking me in a dozen different places and concluding his

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examination by ramming a yard stick down me and becoming very cross when I objected. “You have hay fever, and had better take a vacation at one of the lakes." Hay fever. I was instructed, is caused by a microbe like every other modern disease, since microbes are in fashion. About fifty of the aaid individuals assault the victim and he can take his choice in getting rid of his visitors by going to a nice cool place where bis pocketbook is relieved of Us weight or letting a white-coated personage jab a needle into him until he satisfies himself whether it is golden rod or plain dust that is making the sneeze. “Five dollars, please," said my friend, “your hay fever is caused by the particles of dog weed in the air." “Ka-choo. ka-chow," sneezed I sadly, wiping tears from my eyes, for I had

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CATCHING IT -!- -i- -I- -I- -l- -l-'-l----—Says Take Vacation 9 learned that you have to pay the price to be fashionable, and hay fever is no poor man’s disease. "Wab bat frost comb, I wilb geb ober dib hay feber," T beard a pedestrian in front of me state, and I made a mental note to wire the weather man at Washington to send a laek frost by the end of the week. , Survivor of Monitor Is Dead in Montana BI’TTE. Mont., Sept. IoA-Adam VanderHayden, a member of the crew of the historic Monitor in the battle with the Merrimae, is dead here at the age of 70. He was born in Amsterdam. Holland,j and for thirty-one years had been a resident of Montana.

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