Indiana Palladium, Volume 10, Number 27, Lawrenceburg, Dearborn County, 19 July 1834 — Page 4
-"MOTHER'S PRAYER.
Heavenly Father, by that name wifrTthou hast chosen, e'en above Those whS thy boundless power proclaim; That name of mercy and of love. Which bids us all our wishes speak, OuVwoes impart, our wants declare, Let me address thee now, and seek Toutter thus another's Prayer: Grant, Heavenly Father to , my child, A heart submissive to thy w ill. 'Thankful for good, and reconcil d By love to every seeming Hi; Still may it tell and. understand, That all alike thy love declare, The cheering smile, the coinghand; .o-r thus a Mother s 1 rayer.
Jil, aua i v Guide, Heavenly Father, guide its feet Far from ambition's dangVous height; The throne where Virtue keeps her scat, Be this its homage and delight, Preserve its steps, in thoughtless youth, From Pleasure's flower-concealed snare; Direct them to the paths of Truth, In answer to a Mothe r's Prayer. Kecp,Hcavenly Father, keep its heart, Pure, humble, ardent, and sincere; Teaching the hand when to impart, The eye to shed the pitying tear; "With virtuous fortitude supplied, Undazzlcd byjthe tinsel glare Of Fashion, Folly, and of Pride; Oh, answer thus a Mother s Prayer. Spar'd, Heavenly Father, may I be, To mark awhileits rising sun, If so it Eeemcth good to Thee; If not, thy better will be done: This ,"thcn , the onl v boon I crave , Grant that my child these gifts may share, And thank thee, on a mother's grave, For answering thus a Mother sprayer. Selected.
it would involve a dead loss of si i&oon-leara. which are equivalent to about as many of our paper dollars. Thereupon the honor of the nation and the welfare of posterity, were both turned out of the
house by the serjeant-ai-aruia. Our traveller conversed with several persons, whoso sole occupation, consisted in "bettering mani j w,B finc nf mpn abound in the moon, ana
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found that they had adopted many ingenious
. . .i 4V.nTi rvp !ml went
loons. Upon this tney wiucu quietly nbout their business.
In t ie course 01 ms i's . . , Bn.nc,c . . : ;.;;! nnrson. visited Borneo!
the invention of the f?. lZ ZSJt n the moon. Ho nat-
Ur": r.l7..,.i. vmnlea would operate very
nes
ad that they had adopted many ingenious tneo- uraiiy fX ;n te critne Rnd the great . which he is determined to naturalize among us, powerfully m the pre ent on o
if possible. Their favorite and fashionable goc- joojecL " ""S triLatPresentis,that found they were all
talking about the expediency of doing some mng w rogue coum u , h and no fami.
prison, na) at5 undersold the honest men liesto maintain, that tney ui flfhsi.
me same crime, ium -
. :i . v.ot tlipsf nunish-
a miujrauon oi pumsumeuia, n. . i
ments will have a much greater "morai a favorite phrase of the philanthropists of tho moon by being inflicted in secret, where nobody can ne seduced by the example. They are convinced by vn;,. . .mnmnntc that seeiner a man hanged lor
murder, very often allures the spectator w ' J . r. nn.incitv in ascertain
W in the air.witnout any
now iiieeia iu uc ouvi-
thin to stand upon. These bettering inu,
discovered a new principle in human nature, uaui ,
that what we see does not matic uu ic ... hv wlmt we know nothing about.
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impressions, by the philosophers and philanthropists
of the moon. '
'iM,on tvvn rlMSp.3 of oeoDle are continually em-
ployed in the introduction of new improvements in i society, and new means of securing the happiness ot
the moonshiners, who they say are uireauj lc est & most enlightened people in the universe. 1 his our traveller thought rather unreasonable, inasmuch
market, auu u.. shoulders, and
tipcc uur traveuti in0 - - .
could not help thmfcing to muw. reasy as l supposed, to better tho condition oi mankind. . .i v ,ft,,ti,pm
In the course o ins travels uuuugu .ecSon o ?t l e moon, he came to a place where the black " had just finished a general massacre of all the white people, men, women and children, with lilt: VVUHO ,l,r ctrrl wfomnf
the except on otone wnuu nmu . a over the scene. Hereupon, he condoled with him nn this dreadful catastrophe. -You are mistaken," Veplied the other, "I am a member of the immediate Abolition bociety, and
these are tears ot joy at wo inui.iim -
mch tnese aro ia.a , - V nm 5n honcs it
s . . . i Kx.4T i hovii i x w iLnratu - ft
as they, ought to be satisfied wt? t .supers my. ;t" ,0 and thus, in a few
From the JScio Yorker. THOUGHTS. They tell me that Hope is a meteor bright, . Tknt nUva nvfr Vnnth's troubled ocean
That her rays will be quenched in Despondency's
And the heart will hut rue us ucvotiou, luiou'
Ah! then, let me cherish her light as it glows-
Let me bask in her beams' clouaiess spjenuor; And when they shall fade like the tints of the rose, One sigh shall but mark their surrender! They tell mc that Life is a circle of woes,Where the joys that so fondly we cherish, But dazzle oureyc3 as their beauties disclose, Then speedily wither and perish: Ah! then, let me scizo them while fleeting so fast, Let me quaff at their pure crystal fountain; And when the parched stream shall ebb from me at I'll tml nn Advcrsitv'a mountain. last,
They tell mc that Death is a palsying doom A blight on our happiness ever That the pathways of Earth do but lead to the tomb, That Sea of Life's turbulent river: Ah, well! let me husband the hours that are given, To win but my heart from its errors, . Then placidly trust me to Mercy and Heaven, And smile at Futurity's terrors. Hope! bear me aloft on thy venturous wing May thy spell from my spirit fade never! Life! still to thy joys shall this sanguine heart cling Till their light shall have fled me forever: For ah! who would yield to the phantoms of sorrow, Ami mnntln his soul in their sadness.
When Earth shall yet glow in Height of to-morrow,
And Mature awake in uer giaancss: n. u. From the Ytu? York Mirror. JiELF.CTIONS FROM THE JOURNAL OF A LATE TRAVELLER, TO THE MOON. By J. K. raulding. One of our most inexorablo philanthropists being desirous of bettering the condition of the enlightened tubjects of the man in the moon, or, in case they did not require his good offices, getting some valuable hints for tho use of the good people of this world, lately made a journey to that planet, How he contrivpd to p-ft. there. I cannot sav, nor is it necessary
to explain, since every body knows philanthropists can attempt, if not parfurm, impossibilities. His journal has accidentally fallen into our hands, and
we make the tollowing extracts lor ttie uenentoi an philopophers, philanthropists, and seekers after perfectabihty. Well has it been said that man is every where the same, since it will appear from these quotations that the inhabitants of the moon, where all the lost wits of the people of the earth are preserved for the benefit of the moonshiners, it would teem, are not much wiser than their neighbors. We shall only notice such portions of this interesting journal, as seem to exhibit the singular coincidence between people who, in all probability, never had any intercourse whatever with each other. Philosophers, who are good at tracing the origin of nations, will find strong grounds for believing that the inhabitants of the earth must have originally descended from the people of the moon. Our traveller remained in the moon a sufficient time to acquire the language, which is exceedingly figurative, sometimes a little obscure, and resembles, he eavs, very much, the fashionable poetry of the day " What wa3 somewhat remarkable, and strengthened the resemblance, he observed that the le?s aman had to say, the more words he used, and the less he understood his subject, the more he had to say for himself. The government of the moon is one of laws, founded on reason; yet our traveller ' found to his astonishment, that according he conversed with a moonito, or anti-moonite, as the two great parties were called, almost every thing was " contrary to reason; that is to say, the moomtes renounced all the acts of the anti-moon ites as unreasonable, and the anti-moonites returned the compliment with interest. The origin of these two parties dates far back in the history of the moon, and is, romewhat singular. It is stated, though we can hardly believe it, that the distinction arose from a Contest who should carry their her the highest. The inhabitants in consequence, all walk on tiptoe, . end their necks are almost as long as cranes. In process of time, it came to pass that all the tall men became moon ites, and all the little men, anti-moon- . -ites, and so they continue to this day. The former, though fewer in number, claim the government of the "moon on the score of holding their heads the highest, and the latter on account of their superior "numbers. Once a year the two parties meet, and like the terrapins of Madison's Island, have a great contest who shall look down on the other; after which they go quietly about their aflairs, and find fault with the government of their own choice. Every question in the moon is settled on principle, that is to say, by the rule of profit and loss. They seldom inquire whether a measure of the government is consonant to ancient laws and usages, or whether it conforms to the settled principles of the constitution; for our traveller says they have a constitution, which is always interpreted by the rule of profit and loss. They iuquire first whether any money is to be gained or lost by the measure, and decide accordingly. He visited the legislative-hall, and found that in every question the members all took out their tablets of arithmetic, and began to cipher away at a great rate. On one occasion, a measure, which every body said deeply concerned, not only the honor of the nation; but the welfare of posterity, was prematurely arrested by an old member, who was considered the best calculator in the assembly, and
n t;?; tU!a nntinn to some of these bette
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men, they turned their backs rather Bignincanuj , and muttered something about perfectibility.
One day, walking out in the square oi ub cuj, wlipro tlir man in the moon kept his state, he found
a great mob pelting the old gentleman with old
shoes, rotten eggs and other unseemly missuob.
On inquiring the cause ot this uemons-irauuu, u was told they had nothing particular against him, only they were afraid he would be rather too com-
fortable in his situation, in compurisuu it selves, and merely wished to produce a proper equality between the people and their rulers. Every moonshiner, they said, was a sovereign, and therefore they ought to be all upon a footing with each other. Our traveller asked them why they did not occasionally pelt each other, to keep up the distribution of political, justice; but they said that altered the case. A . On another occasion he was present at a large moot i n nr tY ihr uhrat rowers of the moon, to peti
tion the legislature against the planting oi potatoes, for both these are of universal production in the moon as well as on earth. The ground they assuml.ot thp n-rnwinfT of Dotatoes interfered
with the consumption, and of course the price ot wheat. He thought them rather unreasonable, but going on a little farther, he encountered another laro-e meeting of potatoe growers, who were passing funous resolutions against the growers of wheat, benwprpi fhp. nrice of Dotatoes. Diamond
cut diamond, thought our traveller tit for tat; 1
.-.r..Q tViic a thn wfiv thev Dreserve me union
among the moonshiners, ne ninieu nis uuuuis the success of such a course, but theyall swore they were doing nothing more than asserting their unalienable rights. Notwithstanding the perfect equality boasted ot among the moonshiners, our traveller was surprised to find that they, in fact, possessed nothing but the theory. The great body politic seemed split up into a vast number of little body politics, each enjoying certain exclusive privileges, such as coining money,
alias issuing paper promises, mating turnpiKos auu rail roads, building bridges, and charging the rest of Hip nonnlf fnr nassinjr over bad roads and bridges,
lwiirnoui ofreriftir. All theso DCttv sovereiff nties
were exercising powers, and possessing privileges, which the rest of the moonshiners were debarred
fmm hv thn. laws. lie nointed out this incongruity
to a person who was boasting o.f their equal rights,
but he was soon suencea by his triumphantly asking, "does not the constitution declare we are all equal" The moonshiners have abundance of steamboats, and boast of being the first inventors of these combustible machines. But the progress of human inventions, as our traveller well observes, is almost impossible to trace, and therefore ho waives all controversy as to the undoubted claim of hia own country. On one occasion a. steamboat blew up, which accident was fatal to a member of the legislature. Upon this, that body set themselves to work to find out the cause, which all wise legislators consider fully equivalent to a cure. They all agreed
it was owing to the difficulty of governing steam, which is called vapour among the moonshiners, and passed a law with only one dissenting voice, denouncing the penalty of perpetual imprisonment against vapour. This was, after a debate of more than six moons, which cost the people a hundred thousand moonshine dollars in delivering, and twice as much for printing. During his sojourn in tho moon, the period for which the old man in the moon was chosen being elapsed, an unexpected difficulty occurred. They could find nobody to accept of the office, for the last incumbent had been so abused, calumniated aud villified, that all the moonshiners swore they had rather stand in the pillory, than to be set up as a mark for universal abuse. Several unfortunate candidates were soundly beaten by the moonshiners, for refusing the honor of being the ruler of a people so enlightened that they would not submit to any tinner nml tho whole crnvprnnmnt was nt. a stand.
Fortunately, however, they got hold of a man who
was ueat and dumb, aud could neither read nor write, who, making no opposition, was unanimously chosen. Our traveller romninpil snmfi months in t.h moon
after this election, and declares that things went on,
ior an nc couiu see, jusi as well as ever. ri i i .1 irii.i i. ...:u
x nt; uiouusu uiers, no says, uunguieu niui wiui their propensity to charitable institutions. He says the women don't mind robbing their own husbands and children, to give to those of other people. In one place particularly, he found that they were all living on charity, which he thought very delightful, till he was assured that they were all starving to death. This puzzled him not a little at first, until it occurred to him that in order to enable people to live without labor, it was necessary that somebody should labor for them. Travelling one day in the interior of a province called Moonchange, he was surprised to see a great crowd of people working with all their might to turn the course of a great river, and inquiring the reason, was inform pA that the bottom of a river, being nat
urally an inclined plane, was the finest place in the world for a rail-road. Our traveller rather smiled at this, but was fain to make a precipitate retreat, when he heard them consulting about the propriety of throwing him neck and heels into the river, as an enemy to internal improvements. He says, that on his first arrival in the moon, he heard so much about theso matters, that he one day complimented a moonshiner, on the attention they paid to the improvement of the mind, which was what he understood by internal improvement. "Improvement of mind," replied the other "nxhaw' wliPt 'list
years, rid our country oi uiistuwu uA
ter. . .i 11 t1,.nm mir
This was rather beyond the piiuaiuuiu traveller, and he turned away, thinking how common fw as for mankind to sacrifice the principles of rehgion to religion, and the feelings of humanity to humanity.
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TOeWeCTFULLY inform the public that they iia have just received a largo supply f Spring & summer Goods A muf BlackjTrowi.. Olive, Invisible, Drab, Oree
i vjr.ri Mixt uroau i-iuiiifc;
UUVI J I. V " , Fancv Striped and lllue Cassuneres; Dark! blue, Rrown and Steel Mixt Cwsinett: Summer Cloth; French and Brown Irish Linen; Blue and Mixt Cotton Twills; Painted Muelin, iSinghams and Calicoes; FancyGauscSilkCrape.Deleandre.s Hank U Black and White Crape; Snnerior Black Sattin; 1L1. B ck, Brown, Sky-blue and Urown-wateredbilk Poneee, Black Veils Plain and 1 igured Uobiuctts; ccc. c. AN ASSORTMET OV Saddlery, Hard firf ' CROSSCUT, HAND & CIUCIHAR S-VU CRADLE, UUASS cV BRIKR SCYTHES,
VH.X.XAXYTS OAST STX3UI A-o, Tire, Band, Square, Round, Hoop Iron, American iilister & Uat S'1? Also, a quantity cf CoiTcc, Sugar & Molazscs; A FEW BBLS. OF WHISKEY; Ml of which they are offering for sale at the .tore room lately occupied by Maj. Jo m Dunn. JLawrenceburgh, April 1, lo-l.
CUFFE&S LECTURE OX PHENOLOGY. I tan up here ladies and gentlemen of 'color to
prupto your sat stactum, uai Dracu iuio. ... prup iu y v r,ai. hn to a whetstone oyster.
lenor 10 wnue, uaui- - tr ... Color and compecshum hab no more feet on do UcSEes. den my knuckles hab on big Joe s cramium. We m er to be share but what ob dat Derose will smell as sweet by any oder name. You tink, 'cause a brack snake is brack, he no snake at all! and if he be a snake you cauje he brack, he cant charm birds wid de same ftlicit) as toder snakes if any ob you tink so, by de goshum you must be a fool! dat's all I got to sa .
Well, den, it compiecsuum de intlect, you no tink brack man's skull ins.de same
like white man's! I tell you tor sartin, uai in . Suppose you take two pumpkins, one ob dem a elidsoid, and todder a sjtearoid, dey no look so much alike do dey Well, you degree den, dat de shape be no more like, den toad widout a tail; but 1 tell you what take a nife and cut urn oben, and it you don't discober de terior conformation to be cisely as like as two peas, tell me what you gib to know.
Natur sometimes plays trango beaks; some ioiks, she make wid long heads, an some wid short; some she make hollow, an some as full as water mellon; some she make tick up high same like sugar-loap, and some she flat as a hoe-cake. What for you grin, Cato? You tink I lude to youl tiucss you pretty much mistaken. Shut your mout, nigger;
our head as round as West India cocanut.
rmllE subscribers aro receiving from New-York
JL and Philadelphia, ""J.Syi"." 7" mcnt of FRENCH, JXHIA AMJ A.ULUtAS DKY GOODS:
HARDY AHE, GROCERIES Sl Crockery; Fur, Leghorn and Palm Hats, Tuscan, Leghorn and Straw Bonnets, m Boots and Shoes, Books, Brandy and me: which
thev willsell low. . cc t,. i Aitivj.
May 9, 1S3-1.
Mew Spring & Sumimr.
rTVir. subscribe r Kan just rcct ivrd from JJhilnod Ji phia, (which ho is ready to Mow, at the Moi.a Boom formerly occupiod by John Jc ca.) a .
a aural assort men! or uooan, Suited to the present ami approaching nwoii, C OSMSTIMJ IN VAKT Ol riROAD CLOTHS,
Super blue, invisible groon, London i nioke, Olive brown, blue, mixed, and drab.
SATINETS.
lue, brown, gadotto. and premium mixed.
A new article ot lasiuonauio nrtp.-uuu.
SILKS. Heal black Italian lutestring, black gro. dj. Swiss, black gro. do nupund .sonshaNS. Maiitus Sarsauetts and hvautine eatiii, (ohnvd gro de napf , phim and ligurcd, ( 'olored Forcnce and yatiutf . A variety of ,TTTT,r,
Consoling of blond gaur.e. yxo do rit.o, (Jro de napa, jopclino, and crape dc cuinc.
Superfine gauze, ami crajv m aur, Figured and plain bubinotts, Thread and bobinctt laces, aud insert uiT. Bobinctt and Swiss cape?, White and black blinctt veils,
Black, green, and white guims co. UiAi linen, lawn?, ami linn) cKitilnff, I.inon cambric handkerchiefs, Super gauze ribbons, nnd belting.3. Pink, while aud black Italian cnip Pl iin.f trilled und corded ginghams, Painted Muslin, . in.:.. :..ur..l n,1 rrAtiulmrrrd laconct.
Plain and figured S a iss, book aua camuuc imum,
Corded kirU,
l.M.on and ctitton table diaper.
Circasians, merinoes and bombaretts.
Ticii'K Sumnur II in, C ONHISTIMI VV M M M l it
e AN I EL J. CASWELL and PHILIP L. SPOONEU, are associated in the practice ot law, in the Dearborn Circuit Court. All profess sional business entrusted to cither, in the paid court, will receive the punctual attention of Lota. Ohice onllih street, in the room formerly occupied by L. Walker, Esq,, where P. L. Spooner may bo found,
except when absent on proiebioutu uus.w. Lawrenceburgh,Sep. 10th, ltf33. v-tl
ZAHESVXLLE SALT. A CONSTANT SUPPLY of this article kept en hand, and for sale by N. & -. SPAUK. IIay 1, 1S:U f!L
MAJOR Xf.VJB, Attorneys, MAYE formed a partnership, and will practice il Infnrinr (Courts ill
ur neau as rouna as vesi luumvutuum. i ..aw m iuu . ,v
Well den, ladies and gemmen, you see, dat brack j Indiana, Ac in the counties of Boon, Ky., anu nam- ... . , t. i ..c.lntu nl M. ii r,K'tt... I 1 1 li ft i-rft HI flirt
Merino, casimere, brochell, Princctta, and letting, Ueal linen drilling, Blue and yellow nankeen, Superior silk velvet. White and colored inarteilles vesting, Yalentia, Satin face and ilk do. STOCIiS. Hombazin, plain and figured bilk, Black Italian cravats, (Jentlemen's and Ladies glove?,
Brown and bleached tdieetmga and Hurtu
ChcckH, plaids, and ticks, Vc. vc. Hath, Boots, and Suokh, of all kinds, With a general assortment of
Hardware & Cutlery, Quecnsware, Glassware, and Groceries. ALSO, Jlar Iron, Castings, Nails, ami Window
hon, YAzp. white Dorson's hab a variety ob
shape; it be ebery ting but square. Being, den, in cesshun ob de same qualities and features dextorioly,
I guess its reasonable to spose, uai ooiu uracn auu white head, hab de same qualities infernally. Now upon this hypothumsis don't you tink de flunkshuns ob de brain perform in de game manner! I guess
Our white bredren say natur neber gib de brack
man faculties as hesclf. Why she make us tall den We tink, we feel, we speak same like one anodder. Why we no hab de same intellect den! Dey may crow as much as dey like, I no jection, only dis I
know, dat 1 myselt am one great cepuou io nvit general race; aud I now tan up as de chauipum of de brack race.
Now ladies and gemmen, afore I proceed no furder, 1 shall goon wid my lecshum, by lustrating de theory ob freeknowlumgy by a zaminashun ob de
cramiuns ob anv dat fel dexnosed to lam de natur
:n 'rimii. rtrif i nn llu'h street, in me
room formerly occupied by Mr. Lane as au olhee, where one of them will at all times be found. All claims put in their hands for collection, by
non-residents, will be promptly auenueu to. - - ; . 1 1 1 A
Glass, iv. $c.
C.
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Lawrviuburgh, Nov. 13, lSlTd.
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New Establishment. T HE subscribers having purchased the large brick house and Grocery establishment therein, lately kept by Z.Bedford cc Co. would respectfully inform tv.o nnhlln that, thev will continue the Crocery Store
in the same building, under the firm of JOHN HOOD cV Co. They have aud will keep constantly on hand an extcusive assortment of articles iu their line of business, such as anoaisRXES. rioun, whisieqy,
Satt Iron, JFisJi, Cigars, &c. Vc.
WEST.
April 2.rth, lsll. 1MI He feels grateful for paft favors, and ropectlully solicits acoutimuncc of public palrouage. c. n. w.
of roads and river?
He naturally thought that this system of perpetual progression in internal improvements, must be a great public blessing, until one day in his travels, he came across a whole district of country, the inhabitants of which were crying and wringing their hands. They had spent all their money in digging a canal, and now a knot of enterprising, public spirited rascals had cut them out of their profits by a rail road. He comforted them as well as he could, by predicting that if paper money only held out, they would in a few years have the satisfaction of seeing ii.rniLr "titJivnJncorporBtedJine of bal-
ven general assortment of
Which they will sell wholesale or retail. Having extensive rooms suited for the purpose, they will re
ceive FLOVliy kJ.L.U1iuizl., auu oiaer articles on Storage or Commission, And attend to the forwarding or Bale thereof, on moderate terms. JOHN HOOD, DANIEL E. BEDFORD. LaxprenctlurghyJlarch () 1SIM. fc-tf
any dat fel dexposed to lam de natur wl,:,.v thev will sell low in larirc or small ci-iLitic3
ob youm talents. Will you please to step forward, , t -t imrciiaScrs. Thev will also keep ou hand a
Mr. O. CatO Johnshum! Humph! you got alUlOd , o-er.rrnl nnrtir.nnt of
too much wool ober your craioium. Your head clean, spose! Now mv hearers, dis is a head: vou see dat bump
f m " just under de okiput? tlolly! It is a mighty big
one, tool Cato, 1 no doubt you do de uoiummsashuin Shosibety tome service! Dat is de orgum of philoprogentiveness; spose you all know what dat is, so no splain him to you. You, see dis ere lump behind ho car? Ah ha! Gibbs de pirate, hab dat bery prominent. Cato, you look out you no get yourself into wicked scrape: dey say you go de watchous ebery night mos. Dat's de orgum of combatibenness. Now, you see dis right ober de two eyes! He look bery good; guess you play do fiddle, dont you Cato! Golly! 1 knowd so, cause here moosic is fully enveloped. Dat will do, Cato. Now, Mis3 Anna Maria Juliana Broadlip, be so kin as to step dis way. Take out de frizette, if you please. I tink you hab alinos too much false curls; I like to see de cramium fully enveloped. Now, my frens, l'be gotten a female subject. What your principal failing, Miss Broadlip! Miss Broadlip To dance at maria Shinny's, sir. I kuow so, for here's de orgum ob habbillty fully enveloped; but I guess you hab more as one tailing! I tell you what, dis is no scratch of a butnb; dont vnn Inh tn iiv vmirself snme lilce n fine ladv? Ghah!
j .... j - - j I know you do, for I neber seed de orgum ob dunstaliticcness so clearly laid open afore in no head. Miss Broadlip Law, doctor Phil. Brown made that are bump. Humph! Den Phil Brown is no gemmen to trike you on de berry orgum you hab so much reason to be proud ob. Ladies and gemmen, I will enter more sclusively into de science to-morrow night. Tank vou for vour verv kind tendence.
NOTBCK. N. & G. SPARKS Jc WM. T. FERB1S, have entered into partnership for the purpose of Mcrchan. ili'm.r in tho town of Hartford, under the name and
Btyleof Urn. T. Ftrris, V Co. They have opened
a large and general assortment oi DRY GOODS, HARDWARE, Groceries, Crockery Glassware, SHOES, HATS, IRON, NAILS, AXD Casting?; AUo, wmsxniv & sait uv tub uakuku which they will tell low and on accommodating terms. Hartford, Juno 1st, ISW.
A QUANTITY of Kanhava Sa,just received, and for sale by GEO. W. LANE cc Co. April 17, 1S31. H Kcctitled Whiskey. THE subscribers hav e on hand a quantity of superior rectified whiskey, which they will sell
Dy the barrel on acconimouaiing terms.
May 1, 1S34.
& G.
SPARKS.
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the Printer blosseu wahtlie lulness thereof. G. Phou shalt not borrow thy neighbor's newspaper but go to him that hath to sell mid buy one for thyself. V. Thou shalt not: fly in l passion when the milk and water communication, and thy compilations of stolen thought?, are rejected by the editor. 8. Honor thy contemporaries of tho type and quill, and alway3 show a good example before thy brother's eyes. 9. Remember tho ladies: and when thou sees thy brethren taking unto themselves helpmeets from among the fair daughters of tho land, thou shalt go and do likewise, for by this means it is that the Printers subscription list increases. 10. Beware of meddlers and gossips, doublcfaced polilicansjsea-aerponts, andcommou scolds.
Which they otler at the stand formerly occupied by Touscy Sc Dunn, where their old customers and the public'generally, re respectfully requested to call. J. P. DVSS ii CO. May 1st, 1S3-1. 10 Clocks, Watches, &c. THE subscriber has just received direct from the citv of PARIS, an extensive and splendid ad-
dition to his tormer assortment or jewelry, ihuuj and Tea Spoons, (Silver and common;) ALSO, a ! choice selection of Lt pine Horizontal, Repeating, ' Patent Lever and Common WATCHES; And vari-
OUS Oilier unities, nut cmuny in ins juiu, uinuj which arc FANCY ARTICLES, ntio &tyh,) PERCUSSION CAPS, c. Vc. al cf which he will sell at Cincinnati prices. (vrSHOP opposite to the market house, where he will be ready at all times to repair Watches, Clocks, aud attend to all kinds of business in his line. F. LUCAS. Marches, 1S3-1 11-tf
CONNECTING LINE BETWEEN INDIANAPOLIS, I A., iV LEXINGTON, KY THE undersigned, proprietor, respect fully informs the public, that ho has just commenced running for the season, a four hor.su Stngc Coach, from Gaines's Cross Roads, Ky., via Burlington, Corncliusvill o and Peter&burgh, to Lawrencchurgh, Indiana, thrtc times a week; connecting at Lawienceburgh with the Indianapolis and Cincinnati Stage Line, and at Gaines's Cross Roads with the Cincinnati and Lexington Line, aud thus forming a direct stage route from the latter place to Indiami polls. The tago loaves Iawrenccburgh at (i o'clock on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday mornings, and arrives at Gaines's Cross Roads) same evening; leaves tho Cross Roads on Monday, Wednesday and Friday mornings, and arrive at Lawrcncchurgh same evening. He has provided good, hubstintial Stage Coaches, well trained horses, and cartful drivers; aud by care aud attention to those who may favor him with their patronage, and moderate charges, he hopes to give general satisfaction. JOHN P. GAINE. May 9, ls'M. 17-tt MEAIi Alt TASKS, Capitals 1 0,O0O, and 7Cof $ 1 ,000, Managers' Office, Wheeling, JttneXl, 1K31. WHEELING LOTTERY. Clans Ni.tjir ISIU; draiot in 1 Flu fling 'lro. on the i:id Jul,, IStl. Capitals. 10,000, 70 cf 1,000,1 of.r,(KlO; 1,(00; .t,00(UV:c. Whole 'ifrActo only shares in proportion.
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4 CERTIFICATE for one year's tuition in this institution can be purchased on reasonable terms, bv application to tiic editor of this paper. May 2, 13-1.
Fashionable Black & Drab Hat.
THE subscribers have just received a few dozen, which makes their assortment complete, of the above article. Persona desirous of purchasing,
would do well to call and examine.
J. P. DU.NX, tc May 9, 198 L
CO.
Dismal Sivamp Canal lottery, Class No. 11, draws on Saturday MOthof July, is:n. Capitals, :;0,OO0; 12,000 8,000; 0,000; :3,X; 50 of 1 ,000 and 1 10 of WO TuKiti only 10. Please Address tf?l:ai'L As (Volt. Wheeling T'i..
WINDOW GLASS.
ALL sizes, from 1 by 0, to 11 by 21 inche d fur ale by L. W. JOH.NSO.V.
OCT tJLANrt CUT to oraer. April), 131. 13-tf OOIYEZXA.UGH By the Barrel.) A QUANTITY of Conomaugh Salt, (a superior article) for sale by J. P. UVNN 6; CO. Mav 20, 1631.
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