Indiana Palladium, Volume 6, Number 9, Lawrenceburg, Dearborn County, 6 March 1830 — Page 4

From the New Monthly Magazine. A LETTER OF ADVICE.

From Miss Medora Trevilian, at Padua, to Miss Araminta Vacasour in London. You tell me you're promised a lo?er, My own Araminta, next week; Why cannot my fancy discover The hue of bis coat and bis cheek? Alas I and if be look like another, A vicar, a banker, a beau, Be deaf to your father and mother, My own Araminta, say "Nof" If he wears a top boot in bis wooing, If be comes to you smoking a cob, If be talks of bis baking or brewing, If he puts up bis foot on the bob, If he ever drinks port after dinner, If bis brow or bis breeding is low, If he calls himself "Thompson" or "Skinner," My own Araminta, say "No!" If be studies the news in the papers, While you are preparing the tea, If be talks of the damps or the vapours. While moonlight lies soft on the sea, If he's sleepy while you are capricious, If he has not a musicial ,(Ob!'' If he does not call VVerter delicious, My own Araminta, say "NoT" If he' ever sets foot in the city, Among the stoek brokers and Jews; If be baa not a heart full of pity, If he don't stand six feet in bis shoes, If his lips are not redder than roses, If bis bands are not whiter than snow, If he baa not the model of noses My own Araminta, say ,NoP If be speaks of a tax or a duty, If be does not look grand on his kceeff, If bo's blind to a landscape of beauty, Hills, valleys, rocks, waters and trees, If he dotes not on desolate towers, If be likes not to bear the blast blow, If he knows not the language of flowers My own Araminta, say "No!" He mutt walk like a god of old story. Come down from the borne of his rest, He must smile like the sun in bis glory, On the buds be loves ever the best; And oh, from its ivory portal, Like music his soft speech oust flow! If he speak, smile, or Wdlklikea mortal, My on Araminta, say ''NoP Don't listen to tales of his bounty, Don't bear what tbey tell of bis birth,Don't look at bra seat in the country, Doo't calculate what be is worib; But give him a theme to write on, And see if he turns out bis toe: If he's only an excellent person, My own Araminta say "No!" to2vx shbiudan; Tom Sueri'jrfii (who, to kindneos oft heart and sweetness of disposition, added social talni?, which if not of the high and commanding order of his father's, were inhmielj more agrreable to those who knew him,) used to tell a story for ana against himself, which we shall take leave to relate. He wag staying at poor Lord Craven's at Btfoham, (or rather Hampstead,) and one day proceeded on a shooting excursion, like Hawthorn, with only "his dog and gun," on foot, and unattended by companion or keeper; the sport was bad the birds few and shy and he walked and walked in seareh of game, until unconsciously be entered the domains o! some neighboring squire. , A very short time after, he perceived advancing towards him, at the top of his speed, a jolly comfortable-looking gentleman, followed by a servant, armed, as it appearedrfor conflict. Tom took up a position, and waited the approach of the enemy. "Hallo 1 you sir," said the squire, when within half car-shot, "what are you do ing here, sir, eh? 7 "I'm shooting, sir," said Tom. "Do you know where you are, sir?" gaid the squire. "I'm hert, sir," said Tom. -neiKBir, saia tne squire growing angry, "and do you know where here is, sir? These, sir, are my manors j what d'ye think of that, sir, eh?" "Why, sir, as to your manners," said Tom, can't say, sir, they seem over 3greeable." "I don't want any jokes, sir," said the squire. "I hate jokes. Who are you, sir what are you? "Why, sir," said Tom, "my name is Sheridan f am staying at Lord Craven's I have come out for some sport I' have not bad any, and I am not aware that I am trespassing." " Sheridan 1" said the squire, cooling a little, "oh, from Lord Craven's, eh! iVell sir, I could not know that I" "No," gaid Tom, "but you need not Dave been in a passion." "Wot in a passion t Mr. Sheridan," said the souire, "you don't know. sir. what w 7 these preserves have cost me, and the pains and trouble have been at with them; it's all very well (or you to talk, but if)ou were in my place, I shoukJ like to know what you would say upon such an occasion." "Why, sir" ' sa - Tom, "if I were in your place, under all the circumstances, i sho uld say I am convinced, Mr. Sheridan, you did not mean to annoy me,and asyotvrook a good dea tired, perhaps ycu'll come up to my house and take 8orrfl refreshment!" The gquire was Hit Hard' by this non

chalance, and, (as tTre newspapers say,) "it is needless to add," acted upon Sheridan's suggestion "So far," said poor Tom, 11 the story tells for me now you shall hear the sequel:"--After having regaled himself at the squire's house and having said five hundred more good things than he swallowed; having delighted his host, and more than half won the hearts of his wife and daughters, the sportsman proceeded on his way homewards. In the course of his walk he passed

through a farmyard; in the front of the farm-house was a green, in the centre of which was a pond in the pond were duck3 innumerable swimming and diving; on its verdant banks a motley group of gallant cocks, and pert partlettes, picking and feeding the farmer was leaning over the hatch of the barn, which stood near two cottages on the side of the green Tom hated to go back with an empty bag; and having failed in his attempt at higher game, it struck him, as a good joke to ridicule the exploits of the day himself, in order to prevent- any one else from doing it for him, & he thought that to carry home a certain number of the domestic inhabitants of the pond, and it? vicinity, would serve the purpose admirably. Accordingly up he goes to the farmer, and accosts him very civilly "My good friend," says Tom, "I'll make you an offer""Of what,sir?" says the farmer. "Why," replied Tom, "I have been out all day fagging after birds, and hav'nt had a shot. Now, both my barrels are loaded I should like to have something: what shall I give you to let me have a shot with each barrel at those ducks and fowls 1 standing here, and to have whatever I kill?" "What Bort of shot are you?" said the farmer. "Fairish!" said Tom, "fairish!" "And to have all you kill?" said the farmer "eh?" "Exactly so," said Tom. "Haifa-guinea," said the farmer. "That's too much," said Tom. Pil tell what I'll do I'll gira you a sevenshilling piece, which happens to be all the money 1 have in my pocket. "Well," said the man, "hand it over." The pajmenl was made Tom, true to his bargain, took his post by the barndoor, and let fly one barrel and then the other, such quacking, and splashing, and screaming and fluttering, had never been seen in that place before. Away ran Tom, and, delighted at his success, picked up first a hen, then a chicken, then fished out a dying duck or two, and so on, until he numbered eight head of domestic game, with which his bag was nobly distended. "Those were right good shots, sir," said the farmer. "Yes," said Tom "eight ducks and fowls are more than you bargained for, old fellow worth rather more I suspect than seven shillings eh?" "Why, yes," said the man scratching his head "1 think they be, but what do I care for that? they are none of them mine .'" "Here," said Tom, "I was once in my lite beaten, and made off as fast as I could, for feai the right owner of my game mightmake his appearance notbuttbat I could have given the fellow that took me in, seven times as much as 1 did, for his cunning and coolness." SHXXXiXNG. "A man may smut, and smile, And be a villain.' Smiling is one of the many means which people employ for the purpose of imposing upon and deceiving one another. There is a wide difference between smiling and laughing. The one can be counterfeited at all times and on all occasions, but the other must be excited by something ludicrous and risible. We seldom laugh without having something to laugh at, but we often smile because it is fashionable to do so. A man who attempts to laugh heartily when there is nothing worth laughing at, will be readilj detected ; for his countenance will not bear him out in his hypocrisy, and the unnatural tone of his voice will betray his insincerity. A smile, however, is a "cut and dry" sort of thing, which is always ready and at command. A laugh will never shake the sides of any of the darker passions, though a smile is often seen to play upon their lips. Hatred, envy, jealousy, revenge, and all the oth er unseemiDgly passions of our nature, are otten observed to smile; and, according to Milton, even Death himself has been seen to "grim horriblv a phastlv ! I ,J JO J smile. In our intercourse with one another, smumgconsmuies a considerable portion ui uui puiucuc. loe higher orders are lull of pleasant smiles, and supl ucHuiuga ui ic uuuy. 1 ne Court pr smiles to the man whom he knows to bp nis rival ana nis enemy; the pettifogger smites to the unshorn client, whom he i about to fleece; the apothecary smiles to Ihe sick man who is expiring, or about to expire under his potions; the undertaker smiles when he receives an order for his coffin; & the grave-digger smiles when he receives a fee for shovelling

him into the bowete of his mother earth.

If I meet a man who owes me money, I smile in his face and ask payment; if I owe him, he does the same towards me. If I am dunned for payment , I try to molify the heart of the dun with a sweet ar.d pleasant smile; though I all the while wish him out of my sight, or at the devil. If I am summoned before a court of law on suspicion of being poor, I smile to the shabby miscreant who bring3 the summons, by way of bespeaking his clemency when I fall into his clutches; and I smile when put into the hands of the gaoler, that I may obtain from him a commodious lodging and civil usage. When I go into the company ol strangers, I smile to show I am well bred, and when entering a company of friends I do the same thing. I smile to a lovely woman, and at an ugly one; and thus, by the same means,! show my liking and my aversion. I smile to the man who has done mean ill turn, and to one who has done me an act of kindness The one is a smile of bitterness and milice, and the other sweetness and good will. I smile when denied an obligation and when 1 obtain one. We often cheat ourselves as well as others, with our smiles. I smile at my own cleverness, and think there is no o.t to be compared with me. I smile when I do a good action, and take credit to myself for doing it. I smile at my own cunning when I make a sly bargain, and at my own prudence when I deny a friend in need. I smile at my discernment which detects the failings of my neignbors, and ai my shrewdness when I have foretold their misfortunes. We smile at our amorous intrigues, at our n guisi. trick, at our tvaggish frolics, at oui 'jokes, at our jibes, ti our bantnrg-, tit at air our other various kinds ol iron.? and impertinenciee. Smiling is tolerable only when ii indi cates a man's real feelings and semiments, otherwise it is sheer hypocris) . When a roan smiles b?cuse he is gvue hearted and happj,! Jtke him; but when he smiles because he wbhe? i; t-. ukfofa good soft of soul, i hed4 him cordi ally ,-and in return for I s smik 1 gnn in his face. A habitual smiler is a hao!uaJ knave, against whom we sculd ear- eli) caution all honest men. N human being can be forever well phased, there fore no man ought to be lorever smiln g. You will easily distinguish ihe frank good humored smile fiom that which is counterfeited. The one is expressive of a certain agreeable state of feeling, but the other only indicates a wish to persuade others that we are possessed of thai feeling. The former shows that a mn is pleased with himself, the latter that his desire is to please others. The one comes from the lips, the other from the heart. The one is a token of goodness, the other of knavery and deceit. jV. Y. Truth Teller. The following curious superscription was observed on the back of a letter a feu days since. To Mr. , any where in the State of Pennsvlvania f iftai rim i m n iiri where there is Canal, Rail Road, or Bridge building. The last time I saw him was in Cecil county, near the month of Conowingo Creek,,Marylaod, on the Susquehannah river. miss J. STROUD, INFORMS the Ladies of Lawrenceburgb & its vicinity, that she bas commmenced a IVnXTiTNERY SHOP in an upper rouoj in tbe bouse occupied by Mr. Omer Tousey, (entrance one door above tbe Store,) where she intends carrying oa the business in all its branches. From her experience she solicits a abare of public patronage Ready made and trimmed Leghorn, Straw, Gimp, Silk and Satin Bonnets may be had on reasonable terms. January 30, 18S0. 4 Dearborn circuit court: ) Dearborn County. J Thomas Porter, In an action of debt, 98 11 1-2 els. returnable within 20 day from 2Gth of Jan. 1830. vs. Moses Guard WHEREAS a wnt of foreign attachment issued from the Clerk's ufiUt of the Dear, born circuit court, on the 26tn day of January, 1830, at the suit of Thomas Porter against Mo sea Guard, a non-resident, in an action of debt 11 1-2 cents; which writ of attachment has been returned to the said Clerk's office, b the sheriff of the said county of Dearborn, with the following endorsement thereon, to wit : Levied and att&clied Lots No. 22 & 23 in the addition of Lawrenceburgh, commonly called New Lawrenceburgh January 28th, 1830." Now therefore. Notice is hereby given to the said Moaes Guard that unless he be and appear before the Judges of the Dearborn circuit court at their term on the second Monday in April next, then and there to receive a declaration, nd plead to the action aforesaid, judgment will be rendered against him by default and the property so attached will be sold for the benefit of his creditors. JAMES DILL, Clk A. La52, att'y for prff. D. ct. ct. lOih February, 1830. 6-4w NOTICE. THOSE having open ac counts wiih the subscribers are requested to close tbeni bv cash or eive nnt

Such as neglect this notice may expect cost to be added. EWLXG & GIBSOX. Feb. 20 1C30. "5

White Hall Hotel,

NO. 164, MAIN STREET, THE subscriber, grateful for past favon, begs a continuance of tbe patronage of bis friends and tbe public generally. Having made considerable additions to bis house, stabling, and being situated in the most central part of Main street, thriae visiting the city on business, or pleasure, will find it to tbeir interest to give him a call. Havinsr an eimerienced and attentive Bar t i keeper, tbose who apply will get admittance all hours of the mgbt. Families can be eecoromodated with board and private rooms; and all will find charges unusaallr low. T. C. EADS. Feb. 6, 1S30. 58w CABINET &l CHAin SHOP. MESPEC I FULLY informs the public, that he has opened a shtp lor the man ufacture of all kinds of Cabinet Firrniture He also will make all kinds of Chairs, sucb as Windsor, Fancy and Split Buttora. j He flatters himself, from the experience he bas had in (he business, And from (be fact of bis having employed a first rate workman, directly from New York, that he will be able to give general satisfaction. Lawrenceburgb, January 529, 1830 4 TAKEN UP by John Q'ligley, livng in I'osty township Switzerland couniy In -Una, ONE BRIGHT B ;Y MBE, thirteen and a half bands high, supposed to be four years old last spring a small star in ber forehead, some sridl? marka on ber back had on a small bell, fastened with a leather strp and iron buckle. Appraised at 25 doIIr9. ALSO One SORREL MARE COLT, supposed to be two years old Inst spring a b)zf: in her forehead, thirteen bands high. Appraised at 2d dollars ALSO One BLAC K STUD COLT, supposed to be two years old last spring, his hind feet white and a small star in bis fore head twpv9 hands high Appraised at 15 do!hrs by S 'A Buck and Dennis Quigley, Before me this 2d day of December, 1829 ARIBERT GAZLAY, J. P. 5 Sw Dr. Thomas White's Vegetable Tooth-Ache Drops. 'jHE :.nly Specific ever offered to the public Ji from which a permanent and radical cure may be obtained of ihat disagreeable pain the t. oih ar.he with all its attt-pdant evils ; such ts fracturing the jaw in extracting of the tteth, which often proves more painful than the tooth ache itself; and cold passing from the decaying teeth to th, jaw thence to the h?ad, produi in a rheumatic affection with many other unpleas a.nt effects, Such ss a disagreeable breath, baci taste in the mouih, he, &c. all of which are pre duced from foul or decaying teeth I tm hspp) in having it in my potr to offer to the world a r -rr.edy, tiiat will not only remove the pm, huts preserve tl t .et th from further decay, (9 time out of 10 it properly applied,) and arrtat tbt disease in sucb as are decaying, and hae not commrn?ed aching, restoring them to health and usefulness' CERTIFICATE. Mr. Thomas ff Lite: I have the pleasure to k form you, hat kgrctiult to your request, I Kv. been using your tooth ache drops in my prac tice for sometimt j.st, and I must acknowledge that I nd tin no far superior to any thing i have ever yet known for that purpose. You are en tirely sate in recemmendirg -hem to uie mm lunes out of ten, for. irons the su-icss I havt haJ, I believe your recommendation talis short of the ir merits. I am well convinced, that it Wtll rure roost casts of the loenh tscbe, when ii s tinuiy ana P'operly applied 1 am not suk to say n:uch t this t;n. us to its preservative pis perties nu from what 1 havs seti. of y ui etih .hat h ve beim losg curtd and p est v J. from decaying, and from a tew weens xp r.rce.l mdccn;evily of the opinion, th- t ul hve a viy nenefi cial effect in prtsrivig ihr .r;-th ; a- d recom-' metid it, hopH g t;: ; 1U prove a blessing to humanity, ud dvni - ...us to yourself Y(h rttpci, I rt ream y uts, & -U .v i. v BlKKt.Y. burgeon I) .i i si . NV 99, South fif,L Street Pr.iUdc ipbi Pa Sept U, I i 9 For sale by Samuel Morrison Lawart renccburgo. rnce 50 cecls pir phial. 52 Sheriff's Sale. Y virtue of an xecuiion to me directed from the Clerk's ,oHke of the Dearborn circuit court, I will expose to public sale at the court house door, in Lawrenoeburgh, on Saturday the 20ih day of March next, between the hours of 10 and 4 o'clock on said day, FORl Y-FIVE ACRES OF LAND, be the same more or less, it oting the farm upon which James Roberts now hvt-s, and being a part of Sec 2, T 6, R 2 west the same to be sold agreeably to law, is the property of James Roberts, at the suit of Buell fk Dunn. Tuere are attached to said farm a good hewn log house and a grist mill. J OILY SPEA'CER, sh'Jf D. c. Feb'y 24, 1830 DEARBORN COUNTY,) Dearborn Circuit Court X October Term, 1829. Margaret Tharp vs. Thomas Tharp. On Bill for Divorce, IV OW comes the said Margaret Tharp, by JLI Lane her attorney, and on his proving to tbe satisfaction of the court, now here, that the said Thomas Tharp is not a resident of this state U is therefore ruled and ordered bv ihe I

court, now nere, mat notice ol tne penuency of the said bill for divorce, be published in the Indiana Palladium, a newspaper pr.r.ted nd published at Lawrenceburgb, Dearcorn county, for four weeks successively and also requiring the said Thomas Tharp, to be and appear before the judges of the Dearborn circuit court, at their term to holden at Lawrenceburgb., in and for said . ounty of Dearborn, on the fi si Monday in April iext, then and there to answer to the bill aforesaid, or the same will bz heard in hia absence, and a decree entered thereon accordingly. JAM US DILL, Cl'k. A. Laxf a'.Tv 4r coiDJ't. 25th FeS'j m ' s J.t

-4 ARTICt3. VROM 8 cts. TO ct? 00 00 13 10 12 CO 00 00 15 13 10. 13 25 25 25 4C Ashes, pot, ton. Pearl 44 Uses' wx Candles, diped Mould Castings 95 1UU lb lb !b 9 11 7-5 14 12 per ton 60 1 10 Cigars, Amer. 1st qual lUUU Spanish Coffee best qual per lt Cotton per lb Coal, bushel, Corn, do. Meal do Cotton Yrn, Nos. 5 to 10 lb Feathers live geee & ducks Flaxseed bushel 8 lb 23 Flour sup. fresh from wagona bbl 3 87 Fine 4 3 e 7 09 50 ltf 00 5Q 7 O 25 27 CO 00 00 of 00 GO 00 Ginseng per lb Gunpowder Lexington Ky keg Dupont's Hemp per lb Lead pig and bar lbLeather sole, Ri-stern tan lb d. Cincinnati " Calf skins dozen Up'er do 15 5 50 5 4 23 i5 18 CO 26 00 26 30 Iron, Juniata hammered ton Pudled ' Heap 6, b & lOd 44 130 00 13S 80 CO 00 130 1S6 10 Nail rods Mackerel No 1 per bbl No a & 3 " Molasses, New Orleans Nails, owen's 4d ti 10d Juniatta Pittsburgh common 9 CO gal W) 37 9 T 23 00 60 3 30 15 15 O 4 9 0 8 90 Oil, Tanr.ers, per bbl Linseed gal Paints, White lead, in oil, keg Do do dry lb Ked da do 41 22 55 25 4 3 Whitincr Porter, Pittsburgh, bbl Cincinnati "

cixcixwn prices cviuie:. corrected weekly.

Provisions, Pork Mess bbl 8 50 Prime ' 6 00 Lard in barrels lb oh 4 in begs 5 Hams, crvy sm ked lb 6 7 Butter Is' qual 44 6 ci Cheese 1st qual 7 8 Rags, lb. 3 Shot per bag 25 lbs. 1 75 Salt, Turks island bush 90 1 00 Kenhawa best " f3 Ccnem-AUgh 44 6S Sugar, N . Orleans lb 8 10 Havana white 44 15 16 Loaf and Lump 44 18 VJ Spirits, Cog. branny 4tl p'f gal 1 50 1 75 Peach do da 62 American do do 37 75 Jamaica Hum do 1 40 1 62 Holla:,') G.ii do 1 50 Whiskey new do 21 ?3

Peas, Gunpowder lb 1 1 1 45 Of 00 8 Imperial t Young HvS'tn " Tobacco, Ken. rtnufactured$ lb Cimiait' do 44 Tallow, tried lb Note Fo- h or- Hlf. 95 7

Corporation Notice. The President and Sel r' Coi:nc:t of the Town of L'Kcmn : l-7irgr,7 VEKSUS James iJ6v.nr-i s.?; .: hers, heirs of Samuel Lecwrdi dci eased, Amo3 JLtmc. David Criarrf Elizabeth Boweii (the said Lane, Guard and Elizabeth Boiren, Icing thz Administrators of said Samuel Leonardy deceased,) John Ethott and Zerah 1 PerciDuL-NuHl-Eis hereby given to the foregoing nn.t : p-rsons, and all otbsrs vhrro it may concern, ti.at on this" day he President and Select Council of tbe town of Lawremehu gh, by their attorney, ha filrd in the Ccikrs flice of th? Dearborn circuit Court their petition, praying said court to vesi in the petitioners the title :o certain tracts of land in front of said town or ihe Ohio river one of said tracts lying on ths upper side t Short street and belonging to f aid

John Elliott, the other tract lying bttween Wal nut and hort Streets, and l;ewten New streets no Vhv nvf r, a part thereof supposed to belong 'o Zatili T. Pt-rcivalr and the tesidue to the snid. Jiifits Li-orard nd o'hers, unknown heirs of SaOtUc i Leonard, deceased. JAMES DILL, CVk. Fvbrury .7. 130. S Present Jlrmsl! rpHK members of tbe company ofLafyy- . a ete K fl-1 Hangars and all otbrr persona who' have in their possession K'fl'S belonging to said Company are requtsted to return Ithem to th ui dtf signed immediately, or other wise a 6ummary course will ba pursued for their collection JAMES LEOJVARD. February 20, 1830. Flour, Corn meal Flax-seed, Tallow, Will be received at this office in payment of subscriptions and other debts. Rags! Ragsf Two cents per pound ', in CASH zci!l be paid for any quantity of clean Linen and Cotton RAGS, at thn Oficr MARS INDIANA PALLADIUM, PIUJSTED AA'D PUBLISHED BY DAVID V. -3ULLEY, Publisher (f ihe Laws of the United State?. TERMS. The PitLAnicx is printed weekly, on superrov al ppr, at I HHEE DOLLARS, ptr annum paid at the end cf the year; but uhich raay be discharged by the payraent of TWO DOLLARS in advance, or by payirg TWO DGLI.AUS and FIFTY CENTS at the expiration cf rrx n:ov:ht. Those who receive their papers bv the rnuil carrier, rmtsst py the carriage, otherwise it will be criirgtd on their subzeription. A D V H I i T I S E M Lii TS cocipicuoeily inserted