Indiana Palladium, Volume 1, Number 11, Lawrenceburg, Dearborn County, 18 March 1825 — Page 4
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selected. ABSENCE. f ihed no tear, I heare no sigh, Though lonely I am left again; . My heart i still, my cheek is dry, And none have heard my lips complaic. Uut buried in this bleeding breast, And deep within this burning brain, Exist the thoughts that ne'er can rest, Till thou return'st to me again. Perchance, e'en novy, as on my bed, Restless, with anxious care I lie, In these dark hours of storm and dread, . Perchance thou brav'st th' inclement sky. Far from thy much lov'd peaceful home, Far from the heart that holds thee dear; Thro' midnight wilds thou'rt doom'd to roam, With none to gladden or to cheer! What is our life? A fever'd dreamFew are its hours of real bliss; And distant far our footsteps seem From calm domestic happiness; Oh would that on some lonely wild, Where no intruding feet could stray, Where none but love and nature sroil'd, That we might dream our days away! Far from this crowded busy scene, Far from a world of storm and strife; Where blighted hopes still intervene, Like clouds, to damp the sun of life; There like those placed streams that run. Where never oceans ebbs or flows, Our days should gently glide in oneOne peaceful scene of calm repose!
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'She's monstrous pretty, an't she, Dick? Why, yea 'But, do, pray tell me, is she is she rich ? guess. 'Why snmthine like turn hundred thousand dolls. !
Oh, that's enough to give one's heart the itch.' But, then she's got a temper like the d 1, 'And no more heart than bachelors of eighty.' 'Oh, never mind, I'll bring her to her level, 'For my love is, you know, exceeding weighty.' PILL GARLICX.
MISCELLANEOUS SELECTIONS.
"profit blended with amusement.
THE ARCADIAN QUEEN AN ALLEGORY. During the happy period of the golden a o, when the sons and daughters of Arcadia
-svere assembled to celebrate a rural festival,
it was determined to elect a queen, to preserve decorum and direct the rites of the feast. There was present a young nymph of uncommon beauty, who had been accustomed to associate with these children of nature, and for her was given the unanimous suffrage. But she could not be prevailed upon to ascend the throne until a venerable shepherd, who was called the priest of nature, assured them he had been taught, in a
dream, that this nymph was designed for their sovereign, and then the blushes that suffused her face,still increased her lovliness.
The name of this Arcadian queen was Mo
desty. She was believed to be the daugh
ter of Jupiter, and her mother, who was also
of celestial origin, was called Innocence. The air of native dignity, which she inherited from the former, was softened by the mild and unassuming graces derived from the latter. The sceptre of her power was a blush, and the throne of her dominion the
heart; she commanded with a glance, or persuaded with a smile, and was obeyed not
through tear, but love. Under her government the feast was conducted with the utmost propriety, for, although the mildness of her disposition would
not suffer her to inflict severe punishments on offenders, yet such was the respect in which she was held in those primitive times,
that he who disobeyed her laws was banish
ed from the enioyment ot society.
But it was not only during the continu
ance of the feast she exercised her happy in
fluence. At all times, and in all places, she
was seen mingling with these children of
simplicity, encouraging their innocent sports,
and deciding their controversies. 1 hough
sometimes seen in the company of the young
shepherds, she was more accustomed to as
sociate with the maidens of Arcadia; and it was remarked, that they never looked so lovely as when in the presence of their queen.
bhe seemed to lend an increased lustre to the tender expression of their eyes, and a bright
er bloom to the roses of their checks; their smiles were more captivating, and their gestures more graceful, so that instead of fearing they courted her society. But as there never has been a throne without its pretenders, nor a valuable coin without its counterfeit, even the just claims and transcendent charms of the Arcadian queen
did not preclude the pretensions of a rival,
whose name was Dilhdence. bhe bore some resemblance to Modesty, and was supposed by many to have been born of the same mother; but her entire want of dignity betray
ed that she was not the daughter of J upiter.J
Although she never ascended the throne, she
frequently displayed a blush, w hich was mistaken by some for the sceptre of Modesty: but it was used so often, and with so little
discretion, that she soon lost her authority, and excited more compassion than respect.
.Modesty was frequently attended by a handmaid called Perseverance, through whose
assistance she was enabled to overcome the
most arduous difficulties; while Diffidence was always accompanied by Timidity, whose hesitating steps and faltering voice impeded her progress and blasted her designs. The former was respected for her successful enterprises; the latter, commiserated for her unfortunate attempts. At this period there appeared among the Arcadians a youth called Genius. His dis
position was bold and aspiring, and his heart full of enthusiasm. Even in childhood he was often found clambering up the rocks, and plucking flowers on the side of Parnas
sus. Hp would lie for hours on the brink of
the mountain rivulet, watching the eagles as they wheeled in airy circles around the cloud-capt summit, and wishing for their pinions to bear him to regions that had never known the footsteps of man. lie saw, in every fleecy summer cloud that visited the lofty peak, the car of some celestial beauty, and through the sable curtains of the tempest, discerned the awful form of Mai's and Jupiter.
He was admired and caressed by all who saw him, for there was something of celestial dignity in his countenance that charmed the spectator, and gave the promise of future greatness. But he soon grew tired of their attentions, and would often evince the impetuosity of his temper by spurning their
caresses. There was, indeed, a degree of
haughtiness in his nature, which disposed him to bear down all opposition, and even to trample upon his inferiors. But when he saw the fair queen of Arca
dia, he became enamoured of her charms.
and sought to win her favour. The more he gazed upon her beauty, and studied her character, the more was the pride of his heart subdued; and as he strove to conform his mind to hers, he grew in favour with her, and with all mankind. At length they were united in the bands of wedlock, and the event was hailed with joy by
the whole region of Arcadia. Wherever they went the flowers of literature sprung
in their path, and the genius oi science encircled their brows. From their union came that lovely train of virtues and graces which
so conspicuously adorned this happy region.
and continued to nourish until the conquest of the Grecians introduced the luxuries and vices of the east. When Modesty was driven from the throne Genius pined away and died; and their progeny disappeared, or
were seen only at times, in the cottages of
the humblest shepherds. Lorenzo.
ALLEGORICAL. A traveller, setting out upon a journey, was assailed on the road by cur?, mastitis and half srown puppies, which came out
from their kennels to bark at mm as ue pass
ed alon. He often dismounted iroin his
horse, to drive them back with stones and sticks, to their hiding places. This opera-
tion was repeated every day, and someumes as often as twenty times a day. The conseouence was, that more than half the travel-
iillTHUH ST. (attorney and counsellor at law.) HAS removed to Lawrenceburgh, Indiana, where he will attend to any business confided to his care. His office is on High Street, near the Court House.
..irch 1, 18-23. Vtu
La:rrcnceburk
Wc timf was consume'! in cnasw;
hdocs and puppies.
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At last he was overtaken by a neignuour,
(attorney and counsellor at lav. .) CONTINUES to prance LAW. in tb Oilice formerly occupied by Lawrence and Hitchcock, and will attend minciuallv to
A WIFE. "Don't talk to me about women being weak, and pretty, and foolish 1 will have a wife hut she shall he next to perfection." "Where will you get such a one, Harry?" said I.
"Why, any where plenty in America,
Tom it she is not what 1 want her before marriage, she shall be afterwards, I warrant you. I don't like your milk-and-water sort
of girls those every-day gew-gaw flouncers
they won't do tor me. "You'd have her handsome, I suppose?" "I don't care whether she is or not." "Tall, slender, and genteel, perhaps?"
"Pshaw I don't care whether she is tall
or short thick or thin it is of no conse
quence to me."
"You are not particular, I find, Hal, and
can easily be suited." "But I am particular, and cannot be easily suited." "Well, do tell me what kind of a wife you intend to have?"
"I will; and in the language of an ancient
poet, who had more taste than all your modern pretty, senseless beaux: " I'd have her reason, all ber passions aivay " Easy in company in private gay " Coy to a fop to the deserving free " Still constant to herself, and true to me; " I'd have the expressions of ber thoughts be such, " She should not seem reserved, or talk too much. " Her conduct regular her mirth refin'd " Civil to strangers to her neighbours, kind.'' "Hard matter to get such a one, Harry." said I, and left him, persuaded he had pic
tured to himself a companion which it would
puzzle him to find not doubting, however
but that there are such, though rather scarce
at Dresent. tom.
- Calumny. To defeat calumny, first, des
pise it: to seem disturbed about it, is the
way to make it believed, and stabbing your defamer will not prove you innocent. Secondly, live an exemplary life,and then your
general rood character will overpower it
Thirdly, speak tenderly of every body, even of your defamers, and you will make the
whole world cry? "Shame on those who can find it in their hearts to injure one so inoffensive."
January 7. 1C-::.
To Captains of Steam Bonis, AND
WARRANTED MEDICINES,
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rirHE subscriber having opened a Drug Store
U on High Street, sign of the
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Offers for sale a general assortment of genuine
Drugs, Medicines, & Chymicals;
Paints. Dye-stuffs, Oils, and Pa
tent Medicines Of all descriptions, of the first quality, and at low prices for Cash, Beesivaxy Ginsang, or any approved produce.
Country Physicians will do well to call and ex
amine for themselves. N. B. AH orders promptly and neatly executed. J. C. DENIS. CP Just received and for sale, as above, an effectual remed? for the ITCH. J. C. D. Lawrencelurgh, Jan. Is, 1825. 1 tf
Rags TV anted! CASH will be given for any quantity of clean linen and cotto7iRlGS at this Office.
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who was going the same road, but who had im business in the line of his profusion.
set out a long time after him. i he latter traveller was very much surprised to hnd the other no further on his journey, and on
hearing itie reason, "AlaV said he, "is it possible you have
lost your time, and wasted your strength in this 'idle occupation ? These same animals have beset me all along the read ; but 1 have saved my time and my labour in tailing no notice of their barkings; while you have lost yours in resenting insults which did you no harm, and in chastising dogs and puppies, whose manners you can never mend' The moral is a good one and, understood, may be found profitable. VARIETY. When I see a man professing friendship,
and know him in secret, to level arrows of
vengeful insinuation, I avoid him more than the adder, for his venom is more poisonous. Aj)ecting.-A melting sermon being preached in a country church, all the congregation fell a weeping", except one man, who begged to he excused, as he belonged to another church A doctor asked an attendant whether his patient's fever had gone off? "1 believe it has," answered he, but the patient xveni off
first "
In a country church, where it was the custorn to separate the men from the woman, the minister being interrupted by loud talk
ing, stopped short; when a woman, eager for the honour of her sex, arose and said.
"Sir, the noise is not among us." uSo much
the better," answered the clergyman, uit will sooner be over."
Addison says, that a dog has been the com
panion of man more than live hundred years.
and has learned of him only one ot his vices; that is, to worry hia species when he finds them in distress. Tie a tin canister to a
dogs tail, and another will fall upon him.
Put a man into prison for debt, and another will lodge a detainer against him. This pro
pensity to afllict the alllicted, has given rise
to the vulgar, but we fear too correct adage "When a man is going down hill, every one gives him a kick." A field preacher, who had been a printer, observed in the usual harangue, "that youth might be compared to a comma; manhood to a simicolon ; old age to a colon: to which death puts a period.-'
A JFomarCs Promise. Henry Carey, cou-
sin to (jueen Elizabeth, alter having enjoyed her majesty's favour for several years, lost it
in the following manner: As he was walk
ing one day, full of thought in the garden of
the palace under the queen's window, she
perceived him and said to him in a jocular
manner, what does a man think when he is
thinking of nothing? Upon a woman's pi om ise, replied Canry. Well done, cousin, an
swered Elizabeth. She retired, but did not
forget Carey's answer.-
Some time after he solicited the honour of
a peerage, and reminded the queen that she had promised it to him. True, said she, but
that was a 7vomaa s promise.
FROM THE TOWN CF LAWSEXCEEUnGIJ, ISBIiNA. THE subscriber bung sensible cf ia great crsadvantage that many hbour u:ufr fur tLe-
want of a proper mode of haU.n Sieani Boats, concluded to erect on the rouf of Mr. G;bson
Warehouse, the following Si-jTiofc, to ba under-
tood by Captains of Moats and others, as hereinaf
ter described, to icit:
The White Flag will snifv.that there :s freight
or passengers to be conveyed vp the rivei;
The Red Flag will si-nify, that there is frcss-t
or passengers for descending the river:
When both Flags are up at the sxrae time, it wi;l be understood, that there is freight or passengers for both vp and d icn the river. At night a Light can be seen a3 yea descetri the river, if freight or pa?seners are wanting to go doivv. the contrary if they should want to go vp; If freight or passengers are fcrvp and doicn th river, the light may be seen both up and down at the same time. On seeing the above Signals, tho Captains cf Boats may adopt whatever means thoy may think proper, to give notice of their intention to stop at this place. The above Signals can be seen two miles in either direction; and wdl be punctually attended tc, when application is made for freight, to JWin Gih sen, or, for passage, to JAMES A. PIATT. Isawrenceburgh, Feb. 5, 18:35. C tf NOTICE L hereby given to Robert Siddi THAT, Whereas, I executed a note of hand to the said Siddle A r Forty-nine Dollars and some cents, in the year I3i2, the understanding of the payment cf which note was to be in Kentucky paper the subscriber is now ready and willing to discharge said note whenever it is presented to him, there being already paid on said note thirty tioMara. JOHN CARSON. Petersburgb, Ky. March 3d, IS 25. 9 Sp
THE subscriber having taken the large and commodious brick tavern house, formerly occupied by Jestz Hunt, wishes to inform traveller and others, that he is now ready to attend on those who may give him a eal!; and that nothing shall be wanting on hi part, to render their stay with him agreeublo and pleasant. I lis tabb and bar will be furnished with the best that can be procured in the western country. His stable will always be supplied with prov ndcr of all kinds, and an attentive and careful octicr. JAMES A. PIATT.
Lawrencebvrght Jun 7, 13-f.
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Administrators' Notice. ALL persons indebted to the estate of Mosc3 Tapley, late of the county of Dearborn, deceased, are hereby requested to make immediate payment; and all persons having demands against the said estate will please present them, duly authenticated, to the subscribers for settlement. DANIEL DROWN, DANIEL TAPLEY, Ad:r.iiihlratcTS. March 4, 1S:3. 9 Gw. Administrator's Notice. A LL persons indebted to the eitate cf Jacob Midori, late of the county cf Dearborn, deceased, are requested to come foiward and settle the same immediately, as longer indulgence car.no: be given; and all those having demands against the said estate, wdl please present them to the subscriber, within six months from this date, duly authenticated for settlement. DANIEL MASON, Administrator. March 1, 18:5. 9 Sw
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