Indianapolis News, Indianapolis, Marion County, 29 May 1920 — Page 14

THE INDIANAPOLIS NEWS,

I'LL BE SATISFIED WTH SECOND PLACE

oply *b«ut a wk. before the «pea» oat to bid Chi and it ^ me like here waa a good tb »lip my admirjea a laat word gards to my plan* aad apeeillca* and etc. a* I notice my rivals is , lot of valuable white path* same line*. f rtfcing up to date (faction and a lot thoaglit It was a body blow sit .Sen. LtliJge was earned to the key note speech, but beyou and I, the Sen. and myself sver had a dross word or any kind and Wife I don't approve a man wearinf those whisker* why stHi and all I have got to congratulate the O. O, P. for nametng this old Mrd, as he Is the only member of either party that can speak a without winding it jup with Ion or a adverb. And as key note is concerned, why off the pitch. ! trill he l?h the old tuning fork and ght. | j ntly one of my rivals for 1*4 of the president^ chair Johnson come Out and ft tale Id place on the or |n other words run for vide nd f want to make if clear s and girls that I am not tags 0* that and If i nominated for the president's itself, why I will tske the 2d. or the show money, and wile 1 know nothing; shout vice, why 11 If I atn nominated for asident I will take it and more, the man who is Ident over me wotild bethls step beeause the firs* et 1 will stick something n His icoffes witch will make me preset tjie United «tates. D«*grro»s Oelegates. as ^ said a wk. ago s is not iroing to play any convention, but I do think the name* of some of at large that, g whole shouldn't ought to he at don't know what la thf with the police, but If I waf they would be locked *o<fje ineUtutlon where they get good oare and proper treatments and msybe by the St convention rolls around be fit to function. In the as long as the convention

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SATURDAY,

HAY 29. 1920.

band will play appropriate music! brin? them often into the haunts of i to tree they would go, until one of 1-n liir* fnr inst when th * loon; yet the notion is entirely ] them overtook the other, when It when you come In, like for mat. w “* n , erroneous loon buildg a nest seemed to become its turn to flee and W. J. Bryan entered the press box and i ncu bates its eggs on the ground! be pursued. But just how much in me they played rock of ages. j as surely as does the goose or duck. : method there is in such a game. It

has; 2 - ^ squirrels play tag? 1 Is impossible to determine,

of my friends has | v.„„ — I 3. How- do bees spend the winter?

A great many

is knock them down and walk in >* ked ® e how th *- v wil! 1 ° ft f n ^en two red! The Queen bumblebee

i igktrt tHas. M#«v^ntSovi hail. MuiTTels exiKaeed in what ^ueen hornet, I think, see

there you show your badge i and tak^ any vacant seat and if It's wh ^ n 1 con,e * nto the coin ention halb the poUcemans at the door but! like what it was in 1911, why the * p 1 1 i^e press" b o'x ° a c 4 as

I said last wk. I will probably be setting bets'een W. J- Bryan and the highest paid short story writer in the world outside of myself and probably you"have read Lately about this story writer and their husband only meeting for breakfast twice per wk. but if I was married to a piano player he would be lucky if he seen me at breakfast 1 time a yv. let alone 2 rimes per wk., and in the second place if I was marrying for music I would marry a player piano instead of a

piano player.

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squirrels engaged in what seemed Igueen hornet. I think, seek put their precisely analogous to the boys’ game j winter quarters in holes in the o? tag. Up and down and from tree‘ground in September, while the

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-like for inst. when W. J. Bryan entered the press box in 1916 they played rock of ages.” j

"Sen. Lodge was named to make the key note speech,—" 1* going to be held in the euramer time, they shouldn't ought to be left run loose without a mussle. Several of my friends has recently asked me what would I do If I got In the white house. Well, in the first place I will tear out the partition In the south rm. and put In a roulette table and have the whole place redecorated and only raise the rent B0 per cent. Alec the* will he no excuse for the suffragists to picket outside of my picket fence ss I intend to keep open house. But not Colonel House. Wow admires, they'* only $ candidates for this high office that knows anything about Chicago, myself and rtov, Lowdsn, and the latter hasn't opened his mouth to tell you where to go end where to not go. As far an his hospitality Is concerned he might a* well be President Wilson receiving the diplomats^ In regards to myself I haven’t beeri In old Chi since March but the boys tell me conditions !m ahogt the sains as then anti all ss you half to do Is call the house physician and he will give you a presortptioh provided you name what disease you got an{l you can send a belt hop out and get It flUed anywheres for $3.50 a pt, Music Is Appropriate. • The Coliseum where the convention Is going to be held at is located on

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