Indianapolis News, Indianapolis, Marion County, 24 April 1920 — Page 4

THE INDIANAPOLIS NEWS, SATURDAY, APRIL 24, 1920.

A LESSON IN NATURAL HISTORY

To the Editor: Well, sir, aince the last time I ■wrote an article for this paper I had a grand time the other night witch means In other word* that I aeon a circus in N. Y. city and I can't tell you the name of it on acct. of it being vs. the etbkt* of Jounjalfawa to print anything free about clrcu*se*i though baseball clubs witch is much funnier can be mentioned freely. But j If I kind of hint that this circus la j ■ called the greatest show on nd that Madison Square gar-j where I seen it, why maybe I t kind of guess witch circus f

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it out by his proboscis with great dexterity.” “Well.” I said to my seat neighbor, “let's never go to a circus again with spaghetti In our pockets or something on the hip.” The next article is about the giraffe. “Giraffes once acclimated eat hay, meal and are inordinately fond of mulberry leaves.” Well, I ast my neighbor if he had any mulberry leaves in his pocket

and he said no. and we thought the giraffes would probably get sore and kind of resent it in some way. so I said let s walk out on the circus and he said yes, and I could .ell you a whole lot more about the human performers and their history out of the program but I don’t want to be Capt.Auger and bore anybody to death. Sincerely. RING W. GARDNER. Greenwich. Conn-. April 2S. tCopyright. 1930. by Bell Syndicste. Inc. I

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1 Well they was about 10 of us fc | the party and needles* to say we got ! in on a pas* aztd for that reason I | won’t-jknoek the circus except when [ I see fit. Well when we first got In j mine host said that the first fdear; was to go and see the freaks though , as a matter of fact we had plenty of j them in our own party and I won’t ? name tfiMHn on Acist. of jciveinK ‘ fense. Well we went Into the freaks : room and the first thing we run up f vs. was my pal* the giraffe* who I can sympathize with because - our necks is about the same distants and I was going to ask them where they bought their collars but several of the freaks in eur own party kept shovelng o* along so a person didn’t

tiavs time to talk to nobody. Bond of gympsthy With Giraffe*. Well they'* very few of the fre*k*

th*t I can remember who they waa. Well one of them wax Capt- Auger supposed to be the tallest giant in

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tip and looked him In the eye bemuse ‘ . last July 4 1 seen a giant pretty near j " r j

a* big and he didn’t harm nobody ex- ; mention that bird in this article only * smelling in such perfection that iff cept some of we girls that bad a bet | it says way down in the article that |sever*! people be standing around j down on him. In passing I might j “the tusk* of the hippopotamus, orj*** 01 ' w iH discover food in the! make the. remark that an Auger is a ^ River Horse, are very solid and com- pocket of any one present and take’

thing that bore*, but in that respect I set. admirably adapted for making Its had nothing off the circus. Well ; delicate philosophical apparatus and | forgot to say a minute ago that 11 articles of dentistry.” So the guy that

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Bengal tiger.

“Of all rapacious animals, the tiger la ths most formidable, as In Its ferocious nature, strength, bloodthirstiness and cruelty are found United cigar stores, it climbs up trees with great facility. The localities most frequented by it are the crossaround the crossing of a nullah.” “WoR,” ! said to my seat neighbor as I nicknamed him. “after this I •hail never sit in a tree or hang around the crossing of a nultuh.” “Neither will 1.” said my teat

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The elephant enjoys the sense of

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“I shall never sit in a tree or hang around the croaaing of a nullah.”

hind of resented haveing the gtraffe* j in the freaks room because j have long necks and their | « was all hanging out witch I u* synonymous or however ( M- ■' v " '•*£:' ■ ■ ~ ¥-1* : " other freaks 1 remember they called the half-lady tat. place I don't see why as a freak because of them running gal however was middle and I don’t a good salary half to buy e % that Isn't lose to the Mi his head was couldn't be no n* In it and X had him ip the

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