The Independent-News, Volume 93, Number 42, Walkerton, St. Joseph County, 14 March 1968 — Page 3

VOLI ME 93. XI MBER 42

1 “Some minds are like concrete,” says The Press-News H>f Osage, lowa, “all mixed up and permanently set.” There are two ways to acquire old furniture, according jo The Belle Fourche (S.D.) Post. One way is to buy it and •mother way is to raise a family. The Belvidere (III.) Daily Republican wonders how jnany people are concerned with the warning from vision I xperts about the eye injuries due to popping champagne jorks ? The Buffalo (S.D.) Times-Herald reports on the three Imail boys who were sitting on the curb. One had a model jurplane, one a fire engine and one was reading “Playboy.” »jAn elderly gentleman stepped up and asked them what It hey wanted to be when they grew up. The first said, “An airplane pilot.” The second, “A fireman.” The third boy looked up from the magazine and replied, “To heck with the details, I just want to grow up.” • “Some folks practice what they preach, others just practice preaching,” comments The Onaway (Mich.) News. • The West Bend (Wis.) News says, “Often the man who । thinks he s only killing time is actually murdering opportunity.” 3 * The Review of Plymouth, Wis. complains that in this I day of credit buying, “Life may be a song, but some of us j have trouble with the notes.” I It has been estimated that U.S. women use enough lipstick each year to cover the outer surface of 40,000 barns, a report in The Jamestown (S.D.) Sun states. Oh, hum, I think I’ll go out and kiss the barn. “If you want to see 90, don’t look for it on the speedof meter,” warns The Ripon (Wis.) Commonwealth-Press. I • The Tipton (Iowa) Advertiser says, “Mothers-in-law I are like seeds — you don’t really need them but they come I with the tomato.” I * The Houston (Mo.) Herald tells of the teacher who I made out a morning attendance rejwrt which read: “They I are all here today. HELP!” • The following household hint was repeated by The I Lanesboro (Minn.) Leader: When the wife washes the I dishes, the husband should wash the dishes with her. And I when she mops up the floor, he should mop up the floor with her. I Q GRASSROOTS I I GLEANINGS I < if Ml Mm The Mason County Democrat of Havana, 111., says that I the new seven minute cigarette which is on the market will help to stretch the five-minute coffee breaks. • The hard part about saving money, complains The SarKent County News of Forman, N.D„ is that most of us don’t get started until we run out. • The following was reported in The Sibley (Iowa) Gazette: “This niece of mine! She says that now that the I honeymoon with her Fred is over, she realizes that the reason she got goose-pimples in his presence was not because of love but due instead to an allergy.” • The I^ncaster Farming of Lititz, Pa., advises the housewife in the supermarket to exercise “shelf control.”

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