Indianapolis Journal, Volume 54, Number 94, Indianapolis, Marion County, 3 April 1904 — Page 32
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DAVY CROCKETT "Gee ! PaFs tiarcfluck, 1 loaded tfe gun wTd all de rock salt an' now lain't got none Jp put on his tail."
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WILLIE: "Say, Ma, Tm going to tell the Board of Health on pussj ( just pulled her tail and she spit right in my face l"
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TEACHER "If a Russian varsHp !efl Port Arthur and sailed straight out, what land would it strike?" JIMMICc "If the Japs seen it, it wouldgo straight to Helgoland
TOMMIE: "Gee! he's Scttln'-an awTul pace." . JIM51IE: " Course he is j he's going de pace dat kills, v!d us after hirnf"
PAUL JONES i "Gee.Wilfier lefs play werre deBuss&ns air Jap fighting. I'll get a match an' be a Jap torpedo boat, an' you an1 de baüccn will be dö Russian battleship."
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BRAINY BOWERS SHOWS THE COP WHAT A BIRD HE REALLY IS
