Indianapolis Journal, Volume 54, Number 80, Indianapolis, Marion County, 20 March 1904 — Page 32

KirrYTSTWinte, r wan! to ride pfggy back too MICKEY c tl Oat1? just dö way wid girls, it's whole Hog or none wid dem .a de .time.!!

OLD GENTLEMAN: "My lIttle girl, you shouldn't walk in the middle' of the road, the stage might come along and strike you." LlTTLE GIRL: "Dat's just what I'm doing it for. I want to get stage struck so dat I kin be an actor whn I grow up."

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BIL1.Y: "Com-aTong Jimmy and watch ma take her medicine,, de doctor prescribed skatin for her to reduce her weight an7 she's going to strike de thin ice in a minute'

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MOLLIE : ",r Willie, you auTt true to me ; fiercfs a long hair on yer coat dat ain't m:ne.'f WILLIE: "Course it ain't; it's a horse's ; donkeys don't have long hairs like dat I" (Copyright. 1504'. by C"J. Hirt)

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LIZZIE: Amt dem appTeT lenipp 80BBY: Ycu girls Is all alike, dafs ie same dodge dat Eve worked on, Adam, but you'se ain't going to tempt me to spend my money dat way."

MOTHER: Doctor, Lizzie complains of dizziness and stayed home from school." DOCTOR : " Why, she looks tip top." LIZZIE: "Oat's right, doctor; it's the dizziness In my head dat makes me look like a t0D.n

WILLIE AS HE IMAGINES HIMSELF AND AS HIS PA SEES HIM

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Among his books of history and travel. Willfe, cur young hero, imbibes a desire for adventure and hairbreadth escapes.

And sometimes fancies himself as Lone Chance Pete, the boy hero, in single combat with the mighty grizzly as abovc

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Or thus with the piercing glance of his eye cowes the fierce tiger into a pussy cat.

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The desert to him becomes but an ordinary chicken yard.

flut most of all he longs fora cave wherein to live alcne amongst fero cious surroundings.'

But sad to relate, when he is sent .to sleep in a dark room, rebels.

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