Indiana American, Volume 25, Number 16, Brookville, Franklin County, 3 April 1857 — Page 1

A NEWS AND BUSINESS PAFBR-i )TED TO rORE3GN AND DOMESTIC NEWS, MORrUS, TBiPEMGE, BöllCßTOil AGR8CÜITÜRB, AND THE BEST INTERESTS OF SOCIETY. VOL. XXV.-NO. 16. BROOKVILLE, FRANKLIN COUNTY, INDIANA, FRIDAY, APRIL 3, 1857. WHOLE NUMBER 1264.

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.' e i!i , iii-i run. Ill .li r A O l III IT AM CtUD. It HAM II. TrtlKtL. Ma. T.-U .A twin nJ Ia foaf, riMM un.i j roar, 4-M. '., 10 lie 11 negta 'luU toJ !.';uV, jfli); TjIiI m.i II Anl human I Ami trul i im AwJ bubo ihe koa fcrljhl 1 aal ah along- bar Aaj RMk I My l'i Aafl-i. 1 tin fait an! tft, !! I'M ni um. :iu nine Uvt I Ui J (4 i) .'10 lpl ill J ni md iktexM Of tncMU'i ItfatjeOtt'i)ulMi . fftjaal tlunolnf Ilia tuart a t mi ghra ' it And dar t i Wlul G I A-l let my p.. ae's uecluiio' if 1 brUr sod Jt.ill Tai; r'llyli-U stij.a'.i t : ia t Us- li-srt, lesnalt plesianm, t .j nin I l-n.art. Do rlftfe'. aatl trast la Uoi I lAAsvHitb.lse. 1 WOULD YOl KVOC'IG ACVIX" oar-M-Mi bv . ,ituh ..h...r-ti . . Xsirn, in rsOSi wt ea la Uer tsret.ij-.ii jear WeeaVS j 'I bo ynun- .ifala 1 So voiil I not I One t-jr t Ateiu t- xlr'i Onu.iril Ml ill j. Llf -lar1 Q ixl f Tjed ojr, Alt tai ut rest on itire, Say , wo-,iJ yoa r'otna-taneo more, With Aoiae ae atjfe ? ir yna nvffto, inl.l too bow R'irac" iir Wan.i.-r! im fvir ay srlldi, PalalaaJ mun T K'-ftii. -lvm rauhe i t.:, AsWiWiSgAsMtAtat led, J poss-nUdt arouad as Ssd, l..-a"cn ir U w. p. Wfeere, tSee, ere ihiee dear ears, Oar y a i l AiTftt Da.-. and :-i,irj it 'r tUojf'.i ntw Hlitil'.u troas .!t i Vaara ih) rj.cj lo be, Tbur I I'm l.tii l fr mi, Vly Urae,tya.iMil; Cesne, life sa 1 tiyut. rif i t !mKr f;s nil: tritt SD TO A lltOa rhtM roil I I ' l to Miiru tronjj imJ rrlt llu i f, Aa l tt I kiioart'u l .) w m.o Wu su I ai il 1 lia vi o U. . Tho t t int Icava my happy tto ao " A all I i ' '' i befjrx ; Tbu nu.-'J .. .i i i brumirwl My tjesiUui see so w ire, Pro ölen b..a a i a ijtitj eMIJ, l'lHllllHl l I 4 I A ii I sln itiV i . '.f all aiy siat I sat arrulU to dir. Mrfts MesfsiilAg telt'tieja) tcJ, trSsH III l'sseasri er as 1 wu'idor wliitru lu'il $ai iy (oal F.ir all vierniiy ! I kn i tail Cirtr. ir jvi n- Ji( That i h a I mi-l,i 11, And iifiuji Hinrr-it sea UrgU, I Ifduk Ml . f,f,Mo. So I will hfvw md ir;-i in him And prtv.ae on rtS,, Tastwbea Sa urrji uoJU Hull Isttea-y od ni,nt;,,, trrwn 'h-r. iv Rltrtataa f.lo'lto. L.VISCi Oi r Tltl.OI.D r.Hti.s,,v ,,,. AttO'-e Ifetl pl.tril !rn,r, Piirttiy iltrcU f.iretjcr. As tho;. attuU leaes Uioui sow. CI we U nsi j 1-UgfAttl, Above Ow bia'etsi eye : Jto nun th tairra Ottna! IBS all aio ier, And prim ii i . -, Ts-.- oo we Sa..-1 ,0 lias fl i-rn awijr to Uavun, Tu ji.g!-, i,:r to awuli.4 Pil I tiio artiii' tiin J n:e M A 'un if tue p waM :,c m ; Tli I." 1 rtar, alt, l, Anis'te I, T. , o: iti -in i'.o.m t rtMt. Tnai ft ten WW rrror, tal's Uose. tow Litauy. HcYo is a V. tiny whieb, though notorthod x, will p- nvm - 'imei...From tailort Wll-doctors' pttle, weattrn ehills, r.r.d other if deliver u. From rant oT go' !, wiveit that scold, maidens old, ru.d by sharpers "sold" deliver US. HHf as! Prom seedy eont.j, rat ing boats, and all illeg u. cd notes, sink-' ruts deliver i From ci , n wifo thatanores. :.d dry gooi'.. stoic co n . Fcom modest g rl, wnth w. vinj curls, and teeth of pea ls-neve. mind. Fnm ttfrging flies, cuid black oyo, bakera' US. p :s d c.vei svcbtaol i:xurainatlo. Phineas Frcneii, come up and s.iy your eerc'tsc. llow U the Be.1 kSea bountlod?' mmM"On tho north by the B ..!; Sea, on the cist i V S.-.t, on tho toitth I v tl.O C.C1 Sj i, Blue Sa i.' tffceri :' It is n-ir t i 'Now anaw : Where the G 'In tiio lnstDf ITTiat g.ivo th. fort." west by tlie 1,'jof I Islj 0 itrouomy. mo 10 Old Point ComBecause thepcop!c thero tiko comfort 1 in eating oy it ASS. 'Now you may go 93g ;.:ü Caroline Bo n'i ear with a straw, ..ut dou't ki box uulotosho kisicb you Ü.:.'

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riY t. m. a it j in r.. After i Jlijf of uinttM d anx'oty and f.tfiw. Dr. Hlton fonn ! himself snug I j mpped rt In ft libera! quantity of blaujf nn. I b. ! iti llx. lust uf tho Hack t.ruck ewui ve, onp stormy utTit In Fjbro'art. For over half an hou nwakp, racking bU bralii i Ic-ronco to i two or thniocr.tic.il r,nc vv'ii i n i i h!e hands; b it t . t I n till M eotild k no longer, and tho AWtet oblivion of sleep wne sto.il in. oter hi tsnnos. Hut Just as ho had lost himself, tl. . . boganto riii, fürlonly, and brought bim into tho mldd'.o of tho lloor In un Pushing Ii'.- h -.I I out of (lio window, hu intorogatod ihn mcAien;orlw'o.v, J ist Ion j Into to mvo tli it ladivldit.tl tbo : lvlnär flioUfl ropo notlici violotit ilara Mtnttion of his V 'M .. M.irv,wante you aoj Charley ImmjJutely," Whn'i the matter wit! 'Ho-, "l tho croitj', I b 1 "

Toll him Til hi there in a moment1 fwtmd hi fever all gone, and he in pleassiiid Dr. Elton, drawing in his ho-ad. 1 ant sloop. Hurrying on hi clothes, bo d-csccnded to I 'What do you think of him, doctor? hieoVce, and, rooming hiiruolf of somo s!;od Mrs. Marvel, ii a low, anxious

noccs - wry me Jtolnos, it bjinj too late for, t;,, fwUy to tend out a wranpoJ his cloak arouud him, aud tun.-, ed out iuto tho storm. It was at Issuthalf o mile totha rod.

r - -vw -- T- ' I dOCtOC arnvta thorj, hJ Wi rcr, atiui uncomfortablo both in niml and body. er ea .a . Ascending to tho chamber, ho was not a 1 :- ., . , . , , , , i.i

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( ..w - - - - . .. w . . ., .. 1 "o o - up in his ttib as live ., as a c Veer, lie will be like a now person bv mor"O doctor '. wo'vo been so frightened: j n og i M'S. M . s Dr. Lltoi. 'Do not mistako the cose, doctor, fori -bt Charley bad the eton-p, ktlwt aro very much concerned,' laid Mr. breathed ao loud. But he dou't atom u sfarret. get any wotao. What do you kbink if j ' I Jo afsuro you, sir, that I understand' him, lector ?' liio caso precisely; and on must beliove Dr. Elton fcit bit puliO, listonod to hil me, when I tell you that no patient waa 1 rcspii-.uioo, exsjcauoasl tlto a'tpraxanco i ever in better way than your little boy.' bit skin, and then said, tmpl I Next morning, nmong other charges "I th'mk youei bettor all I brj Dr. Elton, wcro two against Mr. j ' I.'s boUerto bj ar.cred than hurf, doc- Mas vol, as follows: To four visits to son, I tor' responded M ' J4 'i'o one night-visit to son, $5. 'Humpa 1 ejaculated Dr. Elton. 'Not a bud customer !' said tho doctor,' 'Dun't yotA think you'd bsttos 1 1 MB A, ns ha ran up tho whole ac- ; I something, '.octl)l?, s.i i llrs. Mai rel. es in, And then closod iho book. j VY.htt for m t'am ? ' I" constant habit of sending for tho

'To keep bim from hav tbu cronp. Dou'i you think bo's throat ouo l i if,?" .ff a im a SM es . e -N the n , who r.iaieu tpiick retreat, fearing c...;. too in to his mated filings, aud offend a i i whoj wborc able to p iy. Next mocsjug, on tho debtor i, V uamt of M Man , v. Elum made this To iit to son, $3. "And ho s' of tbo tho night be .'or.-, earns p i c, v.iilt rtaö announce 'I Mtrval wanted htm to conto the o .uitnu dmtely, ns Charley had go: a tii'i fjver. Obsitienl far thd trtmmons D. Kilon ""m madahis appearance, a-id found both Mr. and Mr. M rv, 1 , v'lv . . 4V af tlut thoro littlo bov.

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tir.'atil M - M . 'IV von think I if any thing lino that ?' the i onti med j with much anxiety, tmrnlrig upon Charlay I look of deep maternal affection, i Dr. Elt-vt felt of Oharlty'-i pnl looked at his to'ignr, and t.i :i v.o.e i , prescription in . loner. 'What i!o you tlnnj: of him, d c'nr?' iked the father, m i -I cone Ho not da'iseriU', sir. Oivo him -n s, anu ir no titnuid grow j jr '"e1 ho doctor bo wed, and il ; rd, nnd , - , . . I Im t.ilifl tix'.iuK .VM ii,) r .a V . I , r lT7" ' " l" If ll'U lit t!iA Iftiiit .l .a a mi, I . , as. f .......... ..iu ,vi in ... -twig .in... i.oiu an rhubarb, and imr rTharfoy ha 1 to h.c M Mtoneru right, and tho i tnfl 00 n for. wben tbo doeto-enllod, on bcii thero were somo ?i: : ' .... I....... conaeqitent npoi, cxt tomcnt rest Ihe meil.c ,. v : ; i-orlai ir- nil., ,fr,.... . . vv.w.w ...a t .., r " ------ -ivm in 111.. n.i n.rv, 111; o'oi.ii Mm with a hot sttn, flushed f, ' Vt'ckencd pulse. Mrs arvel tyas in a stato of tcrriblo alarm I knew thero wa.i mr. j ii.., ; him than jou thotigl fo tht mother, while Dr. Elton e:c iminc! his patient "Vo i .! .1 v .. nothing, but I knew bi'.tor. If d Otiiy pre scr.bcd last night, as I . ud - un to, all this might have been ntvcd.M "Don't bo alarmed, madam," --aid tho doctor "thero is nothing' Actions in this fever. It will too:i subside. " Ml. Marvel tliool; hcr head. "Ifa tho scarlet fever, do r, I it It t" said she, passlotatelv, burst ii into t?ar.i -Let mo beg of you, m-uhim, not to d -, yourself. I asiurovou there is no ti': danger von siid last uow innen worso nc ng . As Dr. Elton uns generally a m of fow words, ho said no more, but wrote a prescription, and wont away, iiromi ing, however, at tho cur; o. ropiest id' Urs. Ma: ve), to Call again ih.U ul t tut nine clock bo tailed in, and found Charley fovcr i no ilogroo abatod. Mrs. iLu vel was iu tear, aud her liusbaud

lio floor in a state of great uneasi-

m, 'Ü doctor, WH lio, I'm furo ho'll die! Mm. M irvcl, wooping bitterly. Don't bo alarmed, my doir mad Am, replied tho doctor. 'I assure you it U nothing sorioue.' Oli, I'tti uro if tho Acarlot fevor! It'i nit About now." 'X madam, I nm in earnest when I t,-i! um it ie nothing of lW kiud. Ills iIiumI isnot in tho least sore.' 'Von, doctor, it is troro !' 'Uow do you know?' responded tho doctor, examining Charley'e mouth Aim i i ,, i', u Incli showed not tho least sympton of ntiy iritat'Mi ! iho mitcott membrum), 'It ctn't bo Aoro from any Mrioui oauao. Sumo trifiins awollinir of tho htmliU all that can ocowion it, If any X . ,' Thiw tuaurod, and In a poaitlva man ni l, M 1 Marvel's alarm In somo degree :

1 id j abated, and after ordering a warm bath, tho tho doctor rotirod. Al .'iit throo o'clock the doctor wns ,1.4.1: 11 sunt lor in grout hasto. On entertg the li imhor of his littlo patient, ho

whisiior. '1 think he's doins as well as he can.' Uut a'n't it stranzo. doctor that he should bro itlic so low? Ho looks so pale, i and hu I so quiot ! Are ou sure ho's uot i a a w . -rv i t a -r- -w . . -s. 'uymg . cxcinimou ur. r.uon, 'net; no moro dying than you aro ! Really Mrs. Marvel, you torment yourself with r I vi.. : t - Itt tlo pvlmuln I from Ktrttir.rl nor with thn locio:- on every triuing occasion, whether ' -n-red at noonday or midnight, it is ..a a ..a. Ah not to bo wondered at that a pretty largt bill should find itt way to Mr. Marvel at the end of the year. And this was not tbo worst of it; health of his wholo famiIv siifferod in no slight degreo from the fact of each individual being to frequently under tho influoiioe of modicino. Poor t victimized almost every ask; and, instead tf beinga fresh, hoar-1 1 , began to show a pale, thin face, i Mt on of a woakened vital Acrion, This appearance only increased tii - evil, for both artnta, growing more in consoquoncc, were more urgent to havo lain placed under treatment. Dr. E ban sometimes remonatrated with them, ' hut to no purpose; nnd yielding to their I i'nor.tnco and their nnxietv. became a V-ar. ' r I 4 . . : i u . .strnctioit of tho boy's health, my dear 1 asked Mrs. i oer Iitubau.l, somo ton monthe tn ; 1.1,0:1 to tho reader, ns tho !. with no pleasant untenInli:. Iimul 'Why, if Dr. Elton's bill. 'Ji dood '. How wttch is it r 'i):ie li'.indrod and llfly dollart!' 'Oh, husband !' Did ou ever hoar of such a thing?' 'One hundrod and fifty dolhti, did yen .iv ? Vcs. one hit dred and fifty dollar..-' ' MTrttStttOitt 'If scaudnlouA! It's downright swind '1 M nowr pay it in tho world ! , W ,. ever heard of such a thinu ! Onei W 1 a a m m. m aa I "nnuro.1 ana litty dollars tor one 3ear . A S-i a mm I tttenuA .'. U004I graciout : and Mrs M trrsl 'no' 1 up her hands, and lifted her oym .1. profound astonishment I i'i'i nndernnnd if said Mnrvol. Wi . Mta rpA had spell of sickness in .1 1 1 Jl ,1 m . . . 1 " who, lam.iy wr tno wnoio year. Carle; , Ix-.n a little .iek once or twice; of much con.equenco. Thero . . ... .... .... rj, r -tu on nnii seo htm, anu navo on un " ' ulu 'tonce. 1 " c w7 ,,: roAolutionon tho instant, Mr. Marvel left tho houso and proceeded n U!, MpM t0lM XoWAul tll0 office of Dr I. He found that individual in. 'Good morning Mr. Marvel! How do - you do to-day? said tho doctor, who tinderstood from hi countenance that somet!.i..g was wrong, and had an instinctive oreept;on of it nature. "Good morning, doctor, I got your hill 'Ye, sir; I sentit out.' 'But i'n't there something wrong about it, doctor?" .'o, I pretumo not I mako mv chargc carefully, and draw off my bills in exAC iiccoidiinco with them.' 'But iheio must be, doctor. How in lllu wurld could .inl and fifty dt mako a bill of ono fifty dollars against me ?- l ve bad no saWioM eicknose iu my family. 'And et, Mr. Marvel, I have been ..... . callvd ill almost ovory woek, and some times throo or four timet in at many days.' 'Iai,o-i4b!o ! I .-.how vou mv ledger, if that will eatiiy you, where every visit is entered.' 'Nu, if no vj to do that I know that you havo bjen called in pretty often, but not frequently onough to make a bill, liko this.' I

'How many night-viiit do on M,. p.. sc !

I havo undo to VOiir familv, d tiritiir tho year? I'm eure I dou't know. Not more thAn three or four.' I've made ton ! 'You must ho mlsteken, doctor.' 'Do you romembor that I was callod in lAAt FebruAry, when you thought Charley had tbe croup ? 'Yet 'And the ni-ht After? 'Yoa. Thafi but two.' 'And the niht you thought be had tho measles?' Tee. And the night after ?' 'Yoa. Hut that's onlv four And tho throe times ho fell out of bod ? Not three timoi, doctor !' 'Yaa, it wat throe time Don't you recollect the knob on his head ?' 'Yt, indeed f 'And tho sprained finger?' 'Yee.' 'And the bruised check ?' Well, I beliovo you are right about that doctor. But that don't make ten times.' "You have not forgotten, cf course, tho night bo told you bo bad swallowed a pin (A V ,-r.A-,! i -t.1 -, CaiWe tnminir pale. 'Do you think thero any danger I ...V.VUU, V I B to be apprehended, from ilA working jti way into the heart, doctor P 'None at all, I should think And von remember'- . - 'Nevermind, doctor, I tupposo you are right about that But how can ten visits niake one bnndrcd and fifty dollar? M., mi c-. .i. u -.i ii., ' inev Wl maKC IIUV, lUOUgu, iiuu iuni J y 1 - 4VI 1 - t iS 1.; 11 t IB UIIU-lllllU Ul IUI) Ulli. iyou don't protcud to charge five dolUrs a visit, though, doctor ?' For oil visits after ten o'clock at night, we are allowed by law to charge üvo dol arB. 'Outrageous!' 'Would you get np out of your warm bed aftor midnight, turn out in a Dcccniber storm, and walk half a mile for five dollars? -I can't Aay that I would. But then it's your business.' 0f courso it is, and I mn.4t be paid for it. Any how, doctor, that don't account for the wholo of this exorbitant bill.' Butone hundrod dayand evening visiu here on my lodger will, though." You don't pretend to say you havo ; paid my family a hundred visite, certainla i m ly ? I will give you day and date for thero, if necessary.' 'No, it's no use to do that,' said Mr Marvel, whoso momory began to bo a littlo more Active. 'I'll give you a hundrod dollars, and say no moro about it; that is enough, in all conscience.' I can't do any such thing, Mr. Marvol. I havo charged you what was right, and enn tike nothing off. What would you think of a man who bed mAila a bill at --our tiore. of one hundred and fifty dolftrf(( jf i,8 wcro to offer you or.o hundred ; when he came to pay, and ask for a receipt ej full ? 'But that a'n't to tho point a-.. i ilmiml, t I .V,l,l 111-., tn n il a. : i IfllVMII r "own.'i . w hear of a caso moro applicable. But it's no me to multiply words about tho mat ter. My bill is correct, and I cannot a dollar off of it' Ifg the last bill you ever mnko out of m remeiuber that, doctor!' mU Mr. Mar- ' 1 vol, rising, and leaving tho office iu a stuto j of angry excitement. 1 Well, what does ho say ?' asked Mrs. es t i 1 m i a 1 1 larvoi, wuonau wauou mr nernusoanu s return with aome interest return wun somo inicrcst. ,11- .-1-j .1 .t.-. .tu. t-üi emeuioucat.mouownti.at tue on. was all right; but I'm too ohl a child for asssI WW would Laltoa. 0 hl charged five dollars for every nightvi.it ....... .m. .. ... .. , , , ..... i nar'A Y f ixarrsr t nan tin htu ti rA inn ty v., . tat Tt., Itas th. lese mnn. ka IIU A4 V WttVl HI. Id VT It 1 AWVW AI W OS WlH w 'IM aawai-w sa v 0Ter -ot, out of mt. I'd never cull him in, I know. Ho must think we're made of monev.' Oh, I tupimao wo're tho first familv bo's had who wnsn't poor, and ho v, mired to dig ni deop as xssible. I hato sifl. .u.;,wii;n ani r , ton.t for bavin. a pa naW w him a dollar.' .Ha. charged ns for every jr familv t 9 I No doubt of it. I've heard of these . .. . - . .. . .... ....I .. triek. before; but if. the lust time Ml tneksbeforc; but if a tfjo last tinio I'll, ,ubroil hav8 them played off uion me. The visit of Mr. Marvel somewhat dief UU I.I . Ul IU I . .'1,1. ll. WI - " MMV 1. . V compo$01 hg f9Mngß of Dr Elton, and ulju ,,.w-n Has un. ik..vrni t.t vujj - ' saw oini f i 1 i v iiivi H I if w ii j fM m -w i ft I I l I i It t LSI JJ9.llVlt tlV IIUI'l tl tllV w .-. nity wholl ha WM Brou8Ctl from his revori0 hy tho entrance of a servant from ono f tha nrinoh.ln i,oi. with ,.mmons to attend immediate! v a vounn l.ulv who - i ...... r " er e was thought to be exceedingly ill. 'Who is she ?' asked the tloctor. 'Sho is tho daughter of Mr. Smith, a merchant from the East.' 'Is any one with hor?' 'Yea. her father.' 'TeM him I will bo thero immcdrntcUv In tho course of fifloon minutes Dr. Elton's carriaso drove up to the door of tbo hotel. Ho found hi patient to bo a vor. ns lad v of about seventeen, accompanied by her father, a middle-aged man whoso feelings were much, and anxiously excited. i w At a f-lanco bis oraetiem ovo detected svmntomt of a serious iinturo. ond a cloter examination of tho case convinced him that all his skili would bo called into requisition. With a hot, dry skin, slightly flushed face, parched Dps, and slimy,' furred tongue, there was a dejection, Ianguor, and slight indication of delirium and much apparent confusion of mind.

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red, noioit tho room, accompanied u um tho father. 'Well, doctor, whnt do yon think of hor ? said Mr. Smith, with a hoavy, op-! pressed expimtion. Sho Is ill, Air, and will require attention, j 'But. doctor, von don't think mr child dangorotis, do you ?' said tho fathor with an alarmed manner. It ie right that you ihould know, Air, I that your daughter Is, to all appenr.mee, ! thruatonod with tho typhus fever. Iltttl I don't think thero is any cattso for alarm, only for ;;reat care in her physiciuu und attoudante.' O doctor, can I truat her in vottr bands? ! But I am foolish; I know that thero (a no j one in this city of moro acknowledged skill than rottrsolf. You must pardon a father's fears. Sparo no attentions, doc-1 tor visit her itt least twico a day. and 1 vnu shall hi well naid for vonr AÜntioot. f r H ivo my child for mo, and I will owe you eternnl gratitude.' All mat I ran do for hor, shall bo donci sir, said Dr. Elton. Jimt relieved from tho caroof a dangc ronscnae, in its healthy ohange, Dr. Elton's mind iiad relaxed from the anxiety which too frequently httrdoned it; for a physi riaii's mind is always oppressed while tho ' i. - . . . . - ssuc of life or death liv.j unon rs r-ow- - I er to subduo a disease, which may ho too deoply Aeatwi to yield to tho iottaenct or met teiiic. rsnw. a ine o nnress vc sons' , of resjionaibility, tho caro, tho Anxiety, wero to be lcncwod, and felt with even a keener concern. In the evening ho Called in, but there was no pcrceptiblo change, except A slight l .11 il. . . .. . ' i al ii'iiravai on oi an ine stminoms. j nc . .. . mMk. km nm, iin'i n Iclk . I,..,. ' iiivu iv (tsv ' i'i'uuv.ii ni a lOit.u att uitd. effect. During the second day, thero was' exlrbited littlo alteration, baton tho mor-1 ning of tho third day. symptoms of a more' docidrd Character had supervened such 1 as suffused and injected eyes, painful de-1 glution, an oppression in tho chest, accompatiiod wth a short, dry con gh, pains in tho back, loins, and tAHliiid'lOA, and a ' soreness throughout tho whole bod v. Those had not escaped tho fathor's observation, and with the most painful anxiety' did he watch tho countenanco of the ( physicsan whilo ho examined the case in its now presentation. Much as ho tried I - L to control tho expression of his face, ho' found it impossihto. Ho felt too deeply j concerned, and was too conscious of thej frequent impotence of medicine, whon i administered with the most exiericnccd skill. In tbo afternoon ho called again, and found tho fathor, as usual, bv the beeiidc. Hie patient 6eeraed tobe in a narcotic1 I"001 d whou rou,c'' rrom mV-, I cu nuicu g.uu.ucss, mm sou., iuhs now 11 in a ioror. What do you thing of hor now, doctor?' asked tho father, in a hoarso whisper, on tho nhvsician'a leaving tha chamber of piinomi. "It is impossible to form any correct idea respecting a caso liko this. I bevel Aocn many much worso recover, and havo j no doubt,' ns far as human calculation will go.thatvour daughter will get well. -But tho fovr i. t,lio.. o., iHat1- AorVtru. -- -- - ' ' I - - -A all attempts at breaking it. It must run its course, which is usually somo ten or fifteen days. A'l wo can do is to palliate, and then assist catnre, when tho dlscasu has abated its violence." It is not necessary to trace tho progress, of tho disease from day to day, until it reachod its climax. When tho fever Aid break, and a softgcntlo moisturo pcnetr.it- , I -bo skin, tho patient had but a spark of 1 f . mm an sralssaleMti At tho cW of the fifteenth d.iv, when . I lfm avmntAm mdicati-il thaL convales- -,-. ..,.- eenceor death would soon onsue, no one but a physician can imagine tho painful, restless anxiety which was felt by Dr. El - ton. Ho took but littlo food, and slept '1,r.ll,. .,. duriim I... wl.,,1,. , i .1,1 f, ,.- 1 11.. .1..-! .1.- ...I.. I . . : e nanny any unro.g u.o 0.0 ing..., ..o - j qtiently starting from his brief periods of troubled slumber, in consciiuonco of great - . . nervous excitement,

"""J m tno morning ue caiicu at me, -S roi" of ,,,s lat!C1,t' fcmblmg, lest a first j About three o'clock, il might k-tvt lK?en, ,lnsh CVf r-v ''I)C tu kjUwae anm-o.l by t somewhat singular

-a ' 1U vuuieu f.o,u , ,.eice.i. u. e ,u. , - v.. ' - - lei . mix ou 00k. Shu was a.-ecu. 'o 1. .. r 1 1 ... . 1 . -i.'...1 . , took her hand, but let it drop nstan:!' W.at istho n.attor?' asked tha t.ll.i-r " " " " - -- - - - in an ulttrracd whisper, hi fsco itrow ii 2 .i . "ft tin m f,.' roBtinlidfifl tlin IWtnr 111 " , ' ., , ft ,ow Wrf. cvurv l,uUu lhri!li,iiJ S U pleasant excitement , - Tho father clasped hie lwnds, looked upward a momout, and then burst into tear. How can I over repay you for your skill in saving my child!' ho said, after his feelings had grown calmer. It wns nearly a month before the daughter wus v ell enough to return home .during most of which timo Dr. Elton was ll attendance. For fifteen days he had ottouded tw ice a day regularly.aud for nearly as long a period once a day. I w bile sitting iu his office one day about throo o'clock, waiting for hi carriage to como up to tho door, Mr. Smith entered and asked for his bill, as ho was about to h"ve- On examining his accouiu-book Dr EU" fülll,a ll,ut 1,0 ,,!ul mm, abo,lt fift.v viiu Rml ecordiugly lio mado out ' his bill fifty dolhirs. .... . K. i . "ow tnitcti 1 uns, doctor: aniu mi. .... 1 i J.Oi :l ir.. Smith, cycingtho bill with somethin- ol do i the expression of his com tel.ance. "F.:iv Mkß, sir.' 'F.ft.v dollars! Why.larcly, doctor ,yoll aro not oing to tako advantago of me in that way.' 'I don't .mdcrstand you, Bir.'

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ngsnt bill In inj We. 1 have my wtioio ' family attended at homo for fifty dollar u yonr, und you h.vvo nol hoon visiting ono of them much over n month.' "Such ns the bill le, yon will have to pay it, sir. It ie Jost, and I ahull not nb.tto one Idollnr. rennonded Dr. Dlton. considorablv ' irrritntcil. Mr. Smith dtcw out his pc!;et book aIow ly, und U u n fifty-dollur bill from a laro pnekn-c, took hin roeeipt, and rising J to hin loot, tnid emphatically 'I am a t d von hiivo taken adAntitgo of 1 I rcmcmbur. tho cains of tUhonchty will novor jtroAporl' and tnrnins upon his heel, left tho ofilre. 'Who would be a doctor? murmured !" Dr. Kltoti, fc-ciii,' tho unpleasant tbouhti orcAMODiv iy the incident from ' mind, and ondoavorin to llx it iiH)ii a enso of moro than usual interest which he bd be1-'" tlloil to that rj f, A word t the who is sufilfient; it ie theroforo neodloss to mnltiily scenes illus trativ.) f tho manner ill which too nuiny people i ie tiio doctor. When any one is j ick, the doctor is sent for, and tho family . all are Impatient until he arrives. If the ! cne is nbad one, lit- is looked upon as n 1 mhristbrinj" nn-iet; tho patient', eye bright e,,M "' hen ho comes, a d all in the house r...i. I...., ir i. p. moro (.neeiiui ur nours aitor. . ... Amid All Kind! 01 s-tther, at all hours ! or tat ay or r.Tght, no obeys tho sumim mu uri-iann n.-, Miin.nmiiiroi i - . long study, and by much 1 ibori. us prnctire, to bo.ir unon the disease. But when the sick person rf.ts well, tho doctor Ie forgotten; a:ul when the bill appears, com- I plaint at h .mount is almost always made; ' - .a. a a. nnu ioo ncfiueiuiv. unless no proceed to , . . . , I tin mMmiw if , nnl-nK. U'illibnhl I I - ef I iwui iiiio'imi ini.svitiivi i n iiin mi from him. I'!ie;a things ought not to be so. (.). course, thero are many honorable j exes ti.ms; but every physidan can exChllm ' Would that their number was greater!" A MOMENT OP HORROR. r.v ax aumy omen, I do not propose to toll a story either of romance or of sentiment, but simply to nnrmto nn incident which happened to myself during tho fall of 185-. I was bound Westward, on my way to tho city of Now York. Tho citv wns crowded with strangers. After tit-successful application at 8i.verar botols, at lat I obtained lodgings at Mr. 's kept on tho European , plan. Hero I e7Mohli"ed to content mvsclf with a chamber on the fourth fl. or, oddl v enough arranged In some respects, as, going! to it after supping, fcr the purso of chan-1 , gmg m y ir tvei e.atncu npparui, 1 not.cou ! tue room nmi no winnow nnu tiis cccpj tion of a square opening in tho wall, thro' which light ASMS All ucro admitted from an udioiiiinir room To tlu nonnin. ton.' .. .i i 1 : .,' 1 was niiiiciieu a sinnier in unit room, i dressed and attrnded the B..wcry .heater, resthkig my Apssfmont at about k-aif-past 13 o'clock at nighr. When about stepping into bed, I observ - od tho wicct opto, and n thought struck I.UL I, , . ,i. ...u, iiiv n'via i i ' luv .jwiiiiiin ill i.ti uilVHt, Why it was I know not; iierharw a sense 0f my own insecurity actuated me. i I got upon a chair and gar.od throttz tho ' openmg into tl.o chamber. No one was j there. It was fun. ishod liko my own. A lamp was burning on tho table, and uioii tho table was lying a bolster a whetstone, j 11'1 prtfof l uge tales whisker. Well, thought I, these aro rather queer article of wardrobe. After a glanco at the premis-tt, 1 felt anything but easy. I ...,,........' , 'n :' - p n ing tno i.mtp on ; tho floor at the foot and aw a ea la I lee mv mi. imoi .11 tnt loor .inn o..iium,ng m 1 V 1 hud it tartltllli tllidci MAt fir.t, though quite fatigued, I .culd not vj; and when I did doze, my dreams were unea.y and. troubled. Mac Ii -f la 1 1 :i 1 i I , 1 t 1 1 it. I, ,iv .it t on flwalnr unit , - - - " 1 U. til . . . i : I lie M.IV .it t ll C tlieit'cr, lllld la .a a aa a . . a . , witche, black wh.skcrs, Bainpio's ghost, with a pistol, bolsters, and tho liko pleasant visitors, were tho companions of my

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o se. un i.swn-njr, 11 evuicni-y procccu . m . 1 . . . i i t. i -: ou nomine nox. room. roun. oe ..kcu--.I 1., iil.,i,- 1 l.a.l ,.v.r lw.f..r lovird- it , . 0 , , ,. . ' j was low, hut r -ul.tr m .! mctai.ie in sound I 1- , i- ...,,1 Sj, la. j - ro ft . v.t -.ei a aa oi'O'i'M ava 1111 stance, as inicht Lo mado in ctittin . alas aa . .. 1 , , . m ' entatAimmu, wnm -y i 1noug.11 01 .1 v.-.. - ,1,. . ,1.U -..a . ik. i " "v-,"t" ' " " l"" same moment b can, s convinced the noise was that fa km g sharpened. My W w;w IW 1 1,1 ti,u tii;l-0,,ftl TMt '' .1. f-. ... t 1 f 1 1 1 uiein-u, ,0 1, , , ,, ijee Ii Ing erlth n,y back to the latter. I turned IU the bod . : y as possible, so a, f.ieo tiio wicket, grasniug my pittol. The ' ,. , , ,, 1 ain I w:u baiiiirg diralv, ami all was still 1 as death. As my eye fell upon the window, it first a a 1 t it. .ill encouaterod 0 hand placed upon the .ill, 1 1 . t. 1 .. :.. tuen roso oy no- -i a neu, mm a p in

of s;litteiir , bl ;.!; eyes, great hoavy whis- , kcrs, un I 0 Ii ng sharp knife between his, TiiE Socxo op BOSseTT. On the arriteeth. I think 1 poisom tht ordinary con- yA of an emigrant ship, some years ago, rage of a man.but I must confess thu blood ' when thu North Carolina laid off the Batin my vein.-, seemed lo curdle in my veins tcrv, an Irishman bearing the gun fired at nsl viewed tho apparition. Quick as sunset, inquired of ono of the sailors what lightning,! sprang up in tha bed, sod sin- that s? ling my pistol, cried out: -What's that? Why, that's sunset!" "If you move a muscle from your posi- j Was the contemptuous reply, tion, you're a dead man 1" "Sunset!" exclaimed Paddv with dis-

The eyes glared, tho head remaining, ! however, as detcrfbed, the man not uttering n syllable. I got out orbed, and with pistol still presented, and eyes fixod on his, I bucked to the bell rope and pulled it violently. In a few moments a servant (T.monp. I called him to bring a police officer, as there is something 6crious going ou here, lu a moment, the passago was

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a iiortlimo a star mnüo in a paarance, mil took the man into custody. Tho land lord said ho had arrived that evening with out baggage. The next day a nentlemnn cluimod the supposed assassin its bis brothor, A maniac, , whom ho had boon conductinir to tho In ! ano asylum in Philadelphia, and who had esciiod from whilo in that city. Ho had mado his way to Now York, and with the j well kliown CUIinlng of a madmatt, had j managed to avoid detention. I sttpose the now or of the evo-for I kent mine fix. od on his had rostral uad him. othorwis I ho could easily hao mastered mo in a momoiit. Since then, whilst in a Atranoo place, I havo boon careful to oxamino and ajcuro my chambor before rotim.g to slum Lor. 1 , , Tho Conel4rate Doctor. A poor girl who had rocovorod from a fit of sickness, gathorod u hor scanty earnings, and went to tho doctor's offijo to setllo hor bill. Just at tho door, tho lawyer of tho place pas -od into tho ofHco on a similar err.md. 'Well, doctor,' sai l he, 'I Iwlievo I am

indebted to you, an. 1 I should like to know Siemen heing under the neoeaaity of waithow much.' wf until tbeir betters" were eerveil.

Yes, said tho doctor. 'I attended ttnon you nbottt out A week, and what should you . . . . - Charge mo lor a week's service, or R DM do you realize, on an average, fo- a wo-Vs foiu. . 'Oh,' said the lawyer, 'perhaps seventy' nvc dollars. 'Very well f tj my time ami nrofession ro as valuable as your,your bill is seventy tim. The poor girl's heart sank within her f. .ui I i ;m i. .i ii .i . lOT SllOllld ll 01 bill DC ailVtlllll! like that. ... . e o w how could she over pay? 1 he lawyer paid hill and passed out, when the doctor tuniod to the young uoiintii.and kitidly inquirod hor errand. "I came,' said she, 'to know what I owo

you, although I kaow not as I can ever them hastened to the First Consul, at;d pay you." asked how they should tettle the question 'I attended you about a wed:," said tho of precedence. "O," said Bonaparte, "nodoctor, thing ia easier; Uli them that tbe oldest is 'Yes, sir.' to go first." The oidctr reportod t the 'What do you got per week?' ladies tbe First Cet-sul'e decision, and in-'Soventy-fivo cents,' said she. staidly thoy all fell back. This gave the

Is that oll? 'Yes, sir.' 'Thon, madam, your bill is soventy-fivo conta.' The poor girl paid him thnnkfullv. and wenl bnck with a light heart. An old and ma" of my ncquaititanco was onco ploaaantlyj remarking to the doctor, thlU 1,0 Hne can,,tl tl'e!r money so easily "s tnc doctor, or conld Rot rich so easily. Tho doctor reminded him of the many iiiiiiwimirt, as tnoy must visit tno poor ; - - .., o..... ...j Ul,i mvuu, vn uiu c,1!irg0 lh r'ch the more, and then you can monl w l0ie V lllt' Por Sot many weeks after, tho old man was oblitrad to omnlov thu docior for aomn tw ; At the last visit tho bill was presontod, and strongly protetcd against as euormoualy high. 1 ,But'' ,aid tho doctor, 'you know wbst ,,,u told mo, and I havo only followed youradvico.

aolA woM inorj v.OH naid, but tho amouut was immediately paid. The mrmera Daughter. - A fow yean tinco a f.imur, living near Easton, Pennsylvania, sent his dan ghter on horseback to that town to procuro from the bank small notes for ono hundrod dollars. When sho arrived thero the bank was closed; and the enduavured to effect , ,,cr objct b' offorin !t nl 8cvoral 'torM' but could not cot her note chan-od. She - - 1,ml not 80"8 far on hcr rKurn ,vhoi n . . . . ... stranger rode up to hcr and accosted her , . Aftor a' ride of 11 mile 1,0 " 01 "t part Alter a Mt tt a mile 1 U . LMM I I 1U I'll ill I Ul IIL idl l Uli I I aatW thaw SSSSSS to a rotirnd ..art of the '. " . . . 7 ' ' ' 7 rond, and the ttranger commanded her to give him the bank note. ll v f li-nr ftwlw mmUU made to belie vo him in earnest, M hig dcmcai)or had t w friondiv; ti10 pre,cuUtion of ft pi.toi ,,irtCcd th0 matter beyond a doubt, and tho yielded to CClJMitv J(wt M 8hc h()la lho ,)üt0 to . . - mm a sun.K-i, pull ot w.n.i oiow tno note lnte ,JirriB(l u -oveml vards . . ' . .. from them. Tho discourteous knight , , . , .... ... , .1 . 1 .... a i ue 1 to oven ii; j 11. ami ine i.n v j 1 1 - 1 . , , of ,n wer linil ! ' - 1 o 0 a the other horse, which had Ixsen standing by hor side started with h,r. His owner 5, aft(jr Mx mv tM 1 to ittcreaso tho tpe-d of al! parlies, and 1 thj youngiadv arriv0l, 8(fo homQ wUh ! t))- jono of robber( M waj a ! if of .Add)o.b(,. Whcn these were , . -i ... i ,.l OpOraSO, besides a tpiantny of conntcrfoit , , ae. . , . , . , b i: notes, fifteen hundred dollars in good ' .... t 1 ti. . 1 ., ;one mid wl0ll gadded and bridled, was 111111.-1 in ivtiu.i. j. 11 ' inline w 11 ;i Lioou ' tUonht t0 bo xvorlh llt Io-,t M much M . . . . . be jfc ot0 tb.,t was stolen. tended oves; "sunset! Holy Mosos! and j0M the sun go down in this country with ; sucb a ciap M that?" ' AnviCE by an UxDinTAKEn. Practice tight laging. Keep as much a possible , in-door. What exercise you must take, always tako late at night and keep it np until fivo in the morning.

I Ah LaeUoe ! isla OMfta After epetkinf of ihe träfe scenes which hae from timo II Miaa ooturrtd in and Arountt sbeal the Palsee f the Tu ! lories, Dr, Baird related the following n-usiD eceurreAee in a leeture at St. - ,0U,S recently: B""7 uoueparie eras sna!e riret I m ........... . .a 1 ' consul, snu nea uiAWuea ninwoii m o 1 ',c of ih Teilleriee, he held a grand Dot he experienced at that early day of hiA career ee little '""ci"l7 " organtatng bi eourt and ask. '' I niAlterl go ItnOOthly. The .d Nohlu eplendid ornament of tbe deP,e'1 Wt wart gone-ned from the TS S m . - .a couutrJ whh the last remains of royAhy iUelf- AU WM n,w new ln Pä1m of the Tuilleriee, fnrnlture, people and tverytbing elee. On the occasion referred to the place WM Wttj( four cr flee thooaand people , wflro 9T9, many for the first tiros in their ,1'Voa. MiliUry offlcerA of all gredee Aed l,,cir eonetltutcd the largest and by 'M 9 nt, eelf-important portion of the company. Wben the supper was ready, th( u'0 eummoBtd first, the gtn.Two thousand lad1!, showily if net tAjte- " dressed rual.e-1 forwaM to the "1" I . ., . j. . . . , Ul wro ".niug uau, one oi vue targmoei ptMIS dimoj rooms p r r e . closed, end the officers of ti e palace found ; - 1 i.i- ..- i ' lrec4 efsltlt thtls, tttd wtft en-1 gaged in high dispute aruong tbeooseivee. t0 of lhra M 4 to go first, ui.e lady said ihe r.gltt was j pts. ff hr hiiKril au mot aninIlCrt, lor Oer nUBtar.fl WS A J'eal Uenor., , . 0 A t a f 1 Dill toon MUnU inaXOlDSre msinwineti, on on,J proaud or another, that iboir claims werc 8rcItorMeanwhile the officers could not get the doors open, and in consternation one o! officers an opportunity to set the doort open, when to their astonhhmest none of J the ladies were willing to irst After standing in that ridlctikma prerHrro for a momont they began to UuTh heartily ..t their own folly, and all marched into the dining h all without further ielay. Thii, said B., is one of the thousand and -tie stories thoy still tell in Pario of the "Gre-t Xaioleon," to illottraU th rcfcJitiot. of hie wit, Paar fSlcThtard-. Itlailrai. Theso maximi,hy Dr. Franklin, tho' often primed, lose none of their velue byrepe'.ition: 1. Plow deep.while Alucgerdt tleep,aad you thai 1 hive grain to aell sad ts ktes. . . , 2. Pride IS AS lond aVtr St Wtnkatd a great deal mors ttecy. 3. Silks, eatine, ectrleD aud velreD put oul thtkitthta im. Diligence it the mother of good luck. n1 wmmmm wim piraij am ; od with poverty, and sopptd with infa my. 0 ExtravAganee And improvidence end ftt th priton door. 7. it , et,ier to baiia tws chimneys .j,an l0 k0cp ont in ftiejl. 8 jf vo woald know hs rslue of mAn,. ffn .d trrtshorsov nnt. 9- The eve of the Dttstr will do more ork than both kfe hands ia vi,, Mai.a;a. le avonld . ,' bring up two ebidren. ' u. Hp that goee a eorrswing returns a B "ff. u , f r,0 ln debt. t ) kJ 1 1 1 1 .V a a leSaLaa I .ax ,. Oiuui.iiaa Mifv.-anaaw., ww latwrwoara 11. A life of leisure and t life of lui nea are two different tkiraje. IB. Three remttes tre n bad u s Ire. 1G. Croditois, have better tsossoriee tbsn debtors. 17. The rolling Atone -Athere no mots. 18. If you would have your bajineAA uono.go, 11 not, renu 10. It is f.xlith tola? out money in ftal ut pun naaa 01 .-i--;-..'. .. . 20. Buv what thou l.te twt not tnd than ,1 .,.. iiivu Diian .1 ..ii We commend the Above as helne s-eil II t aiiliminu iu- iwrw mm tou j ......tl... tlia itii.lv f.f rr rniinf a..,li lhov ' wwth hundreds of dollars to " . . . iriatertial Seite ttnte. Wo are amused and snnsyH, p'.eAtod and half disposed te bo angry with ea lastanceof raaterr.al solicitude, tf which we were .-.ladethe innossnt victim a fewdtrt We had spent tbe evening from our 11.1 T DO;rlinS ; " ' "1 , 1 1 .. .1 . - I ... SlllAMI . MA.. 1 nin t ur fti-.l.lintd to a ftatachiaina' after " - this manner: 'You were out last night' 'Yes, madam.' Were you at the office. 'No, madam.' 'Were yon far away? 'Not very.' 'Spending the evening -with tome lady friund, perhaps.' 'Ye, madam.' Ah! very pleasant to do that' Very.' " 'Who wat the, Mr. S? Lord, madam' we began to get impa tient "if you and your amiable dsoghter must know, I called on my washwoman to got my other aliir! The landlady vanished. Oi'n.

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0- We are nevor made so ridiculous . muMtil vw " ee we h Are, ae by those we r)Jr Faibion'! Totiriej haro two faults they are hollow-Leaded and hollow, hesrted. If you want to sleep quietly, doo't prase Another woman while your wift it oadreeaing for bod. ty OrcAt men never affect anything; it ie your three cent folks that put on Airswells, and put on the pomp. (KT'If Thalbarg makes such mtse when he ie only plmyinj," said a lady tl other day, "whet mutt ho do whoti ho sots hem self at work!" (XT' The ague rages in seme parts of Ohio to that people nre obliged to elerp with corn cobs in their mouths to keep from theking tbeir teeth out. A roan who dislikes mr.p-hand'es And broom-a ioks should be careful how .... aico on a rod-he uUd woman's carpet. pet 0 Tbo parent who would train up a child in the way it should - , rrv-st i in .i x i t i i . . ino W"-T in wnit n 110 wouia ui5 lt .LH I i mill. 07" Young ladies who faint on bci.g proposed to," can lie restored to fo A-b-v whiaooring iu tbeir osir, you were omy joRing. 0C7"A lover writing to bis sweetheart says: "Delectable dear: Yoa are ao ewiet that honey would !:.; -! . vonr pi - c and molasses stand app.d'ed." CtTMr. Jones says to her spo.ie: "Mr. Jotiee, don't you think marriagt is a means of grace?" "Ctrtainly; anything is a means of grace that leads us to repen. djic.m Scene closet with a broom-bend I. ftiTAMr. Planigan, in a Dublin paper, put hiA name to the following genu.io tn0Urjcement 1 ntrebv ww r1, fm . . ing my wife, Ellen Planigan , on my accountAS I'm DOt mur. ..I to i,r: ' Lzkox Pcddtxo. -Take eix eg., three quarters of a pound of sugar, one quarter of c pound of b itter, tho rind and juice of two lemons; beat the crra ond sngj r together, and pour the buttei boding hot oa the ingredients, put a jiuff -taste ia yonr dish and bake. (ttrTho Boston Posts-ants to know why Credit should not be given to phys -citrj in notices of death, as well as to clergymen in noticee of marriage? A newspaper obituary announcement she'd read "Died at the hands of Dr. Saddle - u- Jnlm n. ,.i ,i ,, 0Bn JJOC, Aged SO and eo. ; r"Hadaro," said oM Bogen to his ! hsirdint-houee keer, "in primitive conn tries beef u often tbe legal tender; but msdra." esid he, emphatically ti.rnrtiag ii fork into the steak. -11 the laws in Iäa a . vuiwiwmum wuiu nut, iuis lcci tender." A DtrtL StAAOS. "You're a loafer A man without a calling," sdid a judge to a nerton arrested as a vagrant. "I beg your pardon, your honor, I havo a vocation." "What is it?" "I smoke glattes for eclipte.; lu' juit new it it our dull season." V. -rural mal McASi nr. Two pclkAS make one flirUtion. Three flirtation! mako one Aqireese of t .e hand. Four Aqueeeet make one kits. Five kisses make one moonlight meeting. Two moonlight meetings mako 01s wedding. lO A milkman, Aorving a customer, surprised him by emptying a frog into the brain. What's ibis you're giving me:" exclaimed the favored individual. The unlueky vender pretexted that tho frog was not put into tbe can by him. "Then," was the bitter rely, U he jumped in himself, he must hae mistaken it for a pond." fOueeona time, a D : a Fieochroan were traveling ia Pennst 1va&iA, when their horse lost a alio. -They drove ap te a blacksmith's shop, and no one being io, they pTocecded to the house to inquire The Frenchman r. ;ped earl called out, "Is de Amitty wittin?" Shtand pack," said Hauna; "let m eh'-aa'A. Iaht der plackahmifSl sbop in der houte' Aa OcTaaot, The editor of the LehAnsa Herald perpetrates the following: Whv are the young l.idiea of Leb.inon, beo thoy try to make a conqt.esf of a , ... ... .... 1 rti.iieman. lite a band ol ir aca about to engage in mortal comba ?" "D'ye give it up?" "Because they enter upon the contest with a (w)hoop." He deserves to be pinched to death by old maids. What Little CnubBEx Get at ficnoou. A bury f littla children were telling their father what they got At their school. The eldest got grammar, geography, arithmetic, eVc The next get reading. Ape! ling, and definitions. "And what do you get ray little soldier," said the father, addressing hiroecit to a rosy -cheeked little fellow v. 'no et that moment elyly driving a ten peony nail into a door panel. j "Me? oh, I gets reading, epsUicf, and