Indiana American, Volume 10, Number 11, Brookville, Franklin County, 11 March 1842 — Page 4

POETRY.

THE CHRISTIANS' HOPE. TrxE "Auhl Lung Sync. Hail ! sweetest, dearest tie that binds Our glowing hearts in one, Hail ! sacred hope that tunes our minds, To harmony divine, It is the hope, the blissful hope hifll Toic' frrnf1 line mvMiThe hope, when days and rears 'are past I We all shall meet in Heaven. ! What though the northern winter blast Shall howl around our cot. What though beneath an eastern sun He cast our distant lot. Yet still the hope, the blissful hope, &c. From Burntah's shores, from Afric's strand, From India's burning plain, From Europe's, from Columbia's land We hope to meet again. It is the hope, the blissful hope, &c. No lingering look, no parting sigh Our future meeting knows, There friendship beams from every eye, Anl hope immortal grows. Oh. sacred hope, Oh, blissful hope, Which Jesus' grace has given, The hope when days and years are past We all shall meet in Heaven. We all shall meet in Heaven at last, We all shall meet in. Heaven,

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The hope when days and years are past We all shall meet in Hesven. FEMALE FAITH. She loved you when the suny light Of bliss was on her brow; That bliss has sunk in sorrow's night, And yet she loves you now. She loved you when your joyous tone Taught every heart to thrill; The sweetness of that tone is gone, And yet she loves you still. She loTed you when your home and hrart Of fortune's smile could boast; She saw thit smile decay depart An 1 then she loved you most. Oh! such the generous faith that grows In woman's gentle breast; 'Tis like the star that stays and glows Al:i-; in night's dark rest; That stays lecause each other ray Hf.s left the lonely shore, And that the wanderer on his way The a wants her light the more. THE BURIAL. BY H. K. WfillE. Oil. what is beauty's power? It flourishes and dies; Will the cold earth its silence break. To tell how soft, hovr smooth a cheek Beneath its surface lies? Mute, mute is all O'er beauty's fall; I!er praise resounds no more when mantled in her pall. A TALE. SOLOMON SWALLOW, THK WOMA! HATER. "Rule a wife, and have a wife," Solomon Swallow was a bachelor, and somewhat rusty too; but nevertheless he had made up his mmd to one thing that he was the only man ii ring who had acquired any knowledge of the sublime art of taking care of a wife. All the married men were dolts,' was Solv man's constant asscrvation. -Tiieie. for instance, is ray neg'ibor Tom Tangible; his wife makes a sort of three legged stool of hun; she shoves him in one corner and then in another, and sits on him, and walks on him, in short treats him like nobody in the house, while he, poor man, takes it as easy as though it were the most natural thing in the world. Now, were I only Tom Tangible, I'd first write a scries of matrimonial rules, and if Mrs. T. did'nt abide by them, I'd submit her to the wholesome discipline of bread and water and padlock; and mayhap brighten her ideas, touching her conjugal duties, by the application of a cowhide sti-1 there agiin are Everard Easy, and Dick Snooks and a host more of them in the same e Mi Jition but I'm th boy that will set them all ri At if they'll only follow my example, af ter I bave condescended to endow some fortu-1 nate temale with the legal claim to the title of Mrs. Swallow.' Brave Solomon Swallow. 'Well, Solomon, said a neighbor to him one morning, 'as you are always boasting of your skill in managing a wife; how comes it that you are not married?' Why because I have not quite perfected my system! ' Yn,i nnlI vmirhwi,! intn thp nono.1 without making preparation, and hence Mrs, Everlack makes what she likes of you! But I nakes what she likes of you! But I i n w i l . i .i logically. I begun by studying the i t- i i .i. i -7 orks of Zingabrazo, 'on the philosogo to work erudite works of Zingabrazo, 'on the philo: phy of making a woman hold her tongue. then read several treaties, Vm the effect of bread ! and water discipline of making good wives.' i Shakespeare's 'Taming of the Shrew,' furnish-' a) nA veitl f.iw- rk-isf Iacoaiic Anil hm now generalizing all their systems into one w-Kieh h nil Mrrr' th vn- in all Ihe fiitm generations, and cm vert the plague of mat ri-j m vay into a blessing. In the course of a year or ao,' aided Salomon, 'my rules for the regtilation of women. (I intend to publish it,) will be completed, and then I shall take unto me a wife.' And Solomon was as good as his word, for at the age of thirty-five, feeling himself prepared to give battle to any woman in or out of the land of the Amazon's, he got married. At this J important period, Solomon was a puffy, com- J fortable looking little fellow as you would meet j in a days walk; for albeit, the crown of his head never stood five feet two from the heels of his boots; he had a corporation that would ; have done honor to an alderman, or even a lord mayor; and his gait (espeeally when wa!k-, hit n-itti - ii - tliintr in 1 1 . 1 1 1-. f A ..-.a... - I was as pompous as a Sultan's, while at such

times his countenance always assumed an ex- " ue wmcn was the worst of all. He Solpression of female familiarity. j oinon Swallow, the celebrated founder of the pi., l . i i o .i i 'svstem of Matrimonial f !Ko..n;.,.. .n.i

vbalf. wa, apparently a molest, lamblike

creature, so that the chanors were ihat she would not only be a tractable

very fair wife, but J that Mrs. Swallow would need no help from his system to make her so. Now Solomon had the forbearance not to interfere with the lady's sayings and doings on her wedding day; nor is it recorded that he assummcd any special authority on the first night either; but about six o'clock the next morninsr. he softly insinuated to his sleeping partner that it was time to geijup 'And whe? leakfast ready " mo, but ro you don t burn the toast.' be Breakfast and toast.' said Mrs. Swallow, 'why what do yon mean?' 'Why my dear I mean, madam that I have begun my system.' 'And won'i'you get up too?' 'Yes, when the breakfast is ready, and my stockings aired" Mrs. Swallow was about to repy, but she checked herself as she was ashamed to say much to him on so short an acquaintance; but though in the present instance she did precisely as she was bid, she resolved in her heart that it was the last time she would get up at six o'clock in the morning and prepare break At 8 o'clock, every thing b?ing ready, Mr. S. called to Mr. S. 'Brer.'.fan is ready, Mr. Swallow.' 'Is the toast made?' 'Yes.' 'And not burned?' 'No.' 'Are my stockings tired?' 'Yes.' 'You'll do,' quoth Mr. Swallow, and to break fast he vent, having first received the services of the blushing Mrs. Swallow to help him into his inexpressibles. The breakfast however did not turn out to be the thing it was cracked up to be. The toast was done a little too much, and the tea was'nt done quite enough; the slop I owl was at the wrong end of the tray, and there were several crumbs on the carpet. These things call for improvement,' observ ed Mr. Swallow: 'The servant has'nt been here this morning ' answered his wife.' 'Servant!' retorted Mr. Swallow. 'I dischar ged him yesterday. You don't suppose that I can afford to keep a servant and a wife too?' The lady was again posed, and said nothing, but the dsy had worn to a close before she could brintj herself to believe that Mr. Swallow hnd actually made use of the words 'servant' and ,wife,' in the same sentence. The next morning at six o'clock, Mr. Swal low again informed his wife that it was time to get up, coupling his remarks with the sugges tion that in future she must save him the troub le of reminding her of so necessary a duty. Mrs. Swallow, however, benefitted nothing by this soft insinuati m, for at that moment she either was. or pretended to be fast locked in the arms of morpheus. 'Don't you hear, Mrs. Swallow.' But alas, a slightly conscious snore was the only audible response vouchsafed by Mrs Swallow. Now this was a ticklish point with Solomon, but he was prepared for it. What says my system on this?' said he tohimself musingly. 'It says a 1-r.y wife who lies abed in the morn ing, maybe very profitably reminded of her duty, by the judicious application of a needle.' And this magnificent idea scarcely crossed the threshold of his brain pan, than he inserted the point of a needle into his drowsy helpmate's propria persona. As may be expected, the in tended effect instantly followed the cause, for J the astonished Mrs. Swallow sprung from ihe bed as though she had been thrown from it by an earthquake! but alas, her agility was but too striking! j- manifested, for she not only all but annihilated poor Mr. Solomon in rolling over him, but she dashed his patent lever from a nail which suspended it to the wall, and broke the dial. 'What a dreadful dream.' ejaculated Mrs. Swallow, piecing l er hand on her wounded portions. 'What a dreadful reality,' shouted Mr. S. contemplating the fragile mas of his broken time piece. 'Now Mrs. Swallow,' said Solomon, Seeing that I can't be always awake to call you up in the morning, or eat burnt toast or drink raw tea, &c, it is time that I should begin to instruct you in your duties.' 'And what are they?' 'Be silent madam, if you p1eae. Not to talk but to listen, is one of the most important of tliem.' 'Proceed, sir.' And Mr. Swallow, looking daggers at his beloved for the se ond interruption; proceeded as follows: 'From six to right von are to ret up. dress qu:etly, so as to create no disturbance light a" wvMngs-.wcep room- ' " ....v ,i kuiiouiht llfnecuuu . ..v. ...... i .-n Mim-, uiithi- ueus, , , . . , twelve, go to m. i . . , . , ' devoted , ... , run iurnnure ana Clean windows. Ten to market prepare dinner. Twelve to dish washing, sweeping ur j , ivi'iii- milium V. 1 nu 1111 MX, Ttpilllllllg, ami running furniture. :ii : : : ; liieimuig s.uris ami aarning siocKtngs. seven. lea. t rom mat tilt nine a second course of men ding and darning then to bed. And this dailv course, madam, with a strict observance of the "llea f civiIitv frugality, decorum, and obed,wN m' able J Otl to do honor to the cl oiceof M-. Solomon Swallow.' ; Mrs. Swallow listened quietly to the end, and ; then mildly inquired. 'And do vou really expet this or me. Mr. Swallow?' 'To be sure I do,' responded her spouse.' 'Then you will be fa lly disappointed, forf'll ! do no such thing.' - 'Nor 'No!' 'I've a w ly to make y.iu.' 'How?' 'Spoon diet locks chains and cow hides. Mr. Swallow!' 'What?' 'You're a brute.' And Mrs. Swallow threw herself back and looked desperate. Now this was a climax. Mr. Swallow was cailou a DruIf a his own fireside, and by his l,te l " less a person than Mrs?Swnllow.

At first he was so astonished at such open manifestations of rebellion to his royal will that he

could only look aghast; but when he came to himself he saw that something must be done at once, or mat tne neia was lost torever. You called me a brute, Mrs Swallow.' 'I did, Mr. Swallow.' A brute?' A brute!' Til go mad and break things Mrs. Swallow.' 'As you like Mr. Swallow. And Mr. Swallow did co mad, but he had a method in his madness, for he seized the cheapest article of delf that w as on the table (an old plate with a crack in it,) and dashed it into a thousand pieces upon the hearth, as if he was in a terrible passion. 'How do you like that, Mrs. Swallow?' 'Vastly, Mr. Swallow try it again.' And again did he try it, for he had become desperate and demolished the cream jug. Now,' said the lady, 'it's my turn,' and jumping up she sent the slop bowl to keep com pany w ith its two unfortunate 'tea table compan ions. This of course was too much for Solomon, it snapped assunder the only remaining chord of the little reason he had left, and he slapped his helpmate we use the word in its most posi live term on the right cheek, but scarcely had the echo of the blow melted into silence, ere i the indignant dame had seized the tea pot and shivered it to atoms against the devoted head of the devoted Solomon. Nor was this all, for as he was reeling heels over head from the effects of that awful collision, she plied with the remainder of the tea-straps, until there was scarcely a bone in his body which had not echoed to the shocks of cups and saucers, and rounds of buttered toast. Unable to carry the war on any longer for that day, Solomon gathered himself up as well as he could and vowing all sorts of vengeance, stuck his pipe into his mouth, his hands in his pockets; and then setting a chair in the middle of the room, he planked himself on it and com menced whistling a jig to the tune the old cow died of; looking the while as if he could bite a piece out of a griddle without setting his teeth on edge, His good lady, too, being determined to fol low the example of her lord and master inotlv or matters besides delf breaking, placed anoth er chair back to back with Solomon's, and after providing herself with a novel, sat herself down and began reading as if there were no such thing as beds to make, or stockings to mend in all Christendom. Here this affectionate couple sat for six mor tal hours, each bent on sitting the other down and ruminating the while upon the pleasures of their relative positions. But it must be confessed that Mrs. Swallow had the best of the bar gain, for independent of Solomon's mangled head.and par-boiled neck and shoulders, he was mad that the watch dial and crockery must be replaced; so that the reducing of the first chapter of this volumnous system to practice must be attended to with an outlay of at least twenty dollars. This being the case, I may as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb thought he, and with that he rose from the chair stole softly out of the room, and turned the key upon the gentle Mrs. Swallow. The turning of the key made her aware of his intention, when she rushed to the door, but it w as too late. 'Open the door this instant, Mr. Swallow.' 'Not until I have kept you for seven days upon bread and water,' returned the victorious Solomon, and he went on his way rejoicing. But alas! how evanescent is human greatness in about half an hour he returned to see how matters went on, but had scarcely put his eye to the keyhole than he began to roar like a bull, for Mrs. Swallow had torn every one of his fine linen shirts (that on his back excepted) into pieces, to make rope to let herself down from the window; nor was this all, for upon further examination, he discovered that she had also thrown a variety of chair cushions bed linen, &c, into the dirty yard to make her decent safe and comfortable. Oh! chop fallen Solomon Swallow. The Archives of the Swallows are silent as to the remaining occurrences of this eventful day, but on the very next morning about 7 o'clock, Mr. Swallow poped his head from under the blankets and said to Mrs. Swallow in the most soothing and imploring tone possible: 'Mrs. fewallow dear, isn't it time to get wpT 'Yes,' returned the lady, 'and you may call me when you have lit up the fire and put on the kettle.' Poor Solomon! There was no alternative; so he even sat about his work with an alacrity which showed that he had the terror of broken heads and demolished body linen running in his memory. In short, Solomon was a conquered man. That day be had to prepare breakfast, sweep the room, &c. The next his assistance was required in rubbing of furniture and making of beds; and before the week was out he was initiated into the mystery of washing coarse towels! Degenerate Solomon Swallow! Nay in after times when the little Swallows began to gather about him, it is whispered that his better half (she was now his better half) used to employ him as yet more deeply in conjugal offices. But for this we have no proof other than the fact that he was the only nurse that Mrs Swallow would trust with the children. About five j-ears after the celebration of his nuptials, a friend called toseehim. 'You must go with me to the theatre, Swallow,' said the friend. 'He shant,' said Mrs. Swallow. 'But he must,' replied the friend, 'and so must you.' 'I may but he can't,' returned the dame, 'for he must stay and mind the children.' And Mrs. Swallow did go to the play, and Solomon Swallow stopped at home, and when I visited that evening, I found him nursing his three children. Oh! hen-pecked Solomon Swallow! The moral of this authentic tale is, that bachelor's wives and old maid's children are always excellent in theory, but as bad as can be in practice, and that a managed wife is worse than no wife at all. Had Solomon only treated his better half decently in the beginning, things might have gone on smoothly to the end: but as it was, he compelled her to be a tarter m her j0wn and ha1 take the consequence

STOV Moffat's Life Pill m - TIN AND HOLLOW WARE. Bif tors? Pl,WMx THE subscribers having removed their shop (rTnilESE medicines are indebted for tl to the room formerly occupied by Long & .- name to their manrest and insensible actf Brown as a store room, and more recently byi 'n purifying the springs and channels of life & G. W. Suber, would respectfully inform the enduinS tl,cm wilh renewed tone and vigor' & public that they have and will keep constantly ! l,,e undoubted fact that at a very early period on a hand a general assortment of Cookin" in their bistorT t,,e? 1,ad rescued sufferers from Stoves, including four sizes of the Cincinnati iV" verv ver?e ofan ""'"eljgrw.after all the Premium Stoves, which need no recommenda- fe,ce.ptiv.e theday, prescribed by phy.

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lion more than enquiring of those who have ! I l; used them. ALSj3-the Queen of the We; Cooking Stove, which for neatness of casting; partial blessing. So great indeed had their effi and facility in cooking, arc not surpassed by (cacy invariably proved, that it was scarce!

al assortment of Ten and Seven Plate Stoves of the best quality. ALSO They will keep sortments of Hollow Ware, consisting in part ofSugar Kettles, Dutch Ovens, Skillets, Audirons, &c. They haveon hand a general assort-! mom of TIN WARE, which they will sell whnlpcnlit nr rol-iil nt rinrinnnti nrirpc lisn' , i -.,..-. Mouse heads. Iloiise tintters. Snoutincr. stove t: t ii i.: i - r - i- i . l. : i : . , , . i ipt , Oil" e, &c. All kinds of job work in their line e in the shortest notice, old copper and rterwill be taken in exchange for Tin ware.' done new Pirsniu ri1iinT In mirrlinao nv nf the ahnvp ' CllllV.lt. 1111 UU WC.-11 IU l 111 tlllU V.MUUM1C 11 themselves. FUDGE & VAN CAMP. Brookvile, Feb. 8, 1S42. 449 JOIIXSTON &, KELLY, Attornics and Counsellors at Low. JM. JOHNSON & M. J. KELLY, having entered into partnership in the practice of the law, will attend to all professional business in the State or United States Courts of this State. Business left with either, will receive the attention of both. Office opposite the Court house. ZJrookville Nov. 14, 1S41. NEW STORE. T HE subscriber wishes to inform the public that he has just received from the city a fresh supply of GOODS, which he will sell on very reasonable terms. His stock consists of f'lfrl.a r.ain.tta TtnM A' A Plf CTfWlfta nf Dlri.

iiuiuo, vMiiiciwi - " - . . . 1 io n mull, muugu iuuj huo ii io several Indian ous descriptions, Queens-ware and Hard-ware; 'tribes, and recently to some eminent pharmaYoung Hyson and Gunpowder teas, coffee, su- eeutical chemists, 'are altogether unknown to

gar, molasses. Arc. aiens ooois anu shoes, ooys and youths hoots and shoes. Ladies Bshoes and slippers, smooth, castor, fur and silk hats, fur and Seal caps. Salt, iron, nails and castings of different kinds, Arc. Arc. He solicits his friends to cill and examine his stock and prices, and then consult their own in-J tcrest. WILLIAM RUBOTTOM. Metamora, Nov, 3, 1841. 45tf i To all whom it m.iv ranrrrn 1 fWVlOSE who have had accounts running for the past year with the subscriber are requested to call and settle the same. as he is desi rous to close up his book for thn past year, which is now about coming to a close. And to those who have let their claims lav over the past year are particularly invited to ca.l and make immediate payment or satisfacto ry arrange ments, or they must expect to pay cost. D. PRICE. Brookville, Dec. 29. 1841. 1GOODS. PRICE would inform his friends and the public generally, that he still continD. tinues to keep a general assortment of fresh dry goods, groceries, queensware, hardware, tin ware, nails, salt, cotton yarn, sole leather, car peting, Collins & Co. axes, &c. &c. all of which he will sell low for cash or approved produce. such as wheat, rye, oats, flax seed, beeswax, tallow, leathers, rags, &c. Brookville, Nov. 16, 1841. 47 Dissolution. THE partnership heretofore eras ting between the subscribers, is this day dissolved by mutual consent. As Mr Ryman is about to leave the county, they take this method of requesting ni"e in arrears io can and settle up. M.J. Kelly will continue the oractica of the law in the Fame office, and be associated with i M. Johnston JOHIM RYMAN. Nov. 14, 1841 47-tf . M.J. KELLY. BACON HAMS. Rides and Shoulders, for salebv It NFS X- IIITRTMV Brookville, Nov. 25. SOLE and upper leather for sale by R. Ac S. TYN.' Brookville, Feb. 17. 1841. R. sue; Air I1HD. first quality New Orleans su?ar -- just si received and lor sale oy D. PRICE. 1Dec. 29, 1S41. New Orleans OTol.tsscv. BBLS. lirbt quality just received and for v-LMlt0J' D. PRICE. Tec 29, 141. i Whr.it. THE highest cash price will be paid at all time for merchantable Wheat, by BANES & BURTON. Brookville, Aug. 12, 15541. THE am highest cash price paid for HIDES and SKINS, bv WM. RUBOTTOM. Metamora, Nov, 1841. 45 if CASH paid for Wheat and Rye, by the sub. scriber, at the market Price, stall timesBrookville, Nov. 16. D PRICE. A persons indebted to the subscribers are requested to call and make immediate payment, as we Cash. cannot do business without FUDGE & VAN CAMP. March 25, 1841. CASH. -nillE MJUSCRIBER will pay CASH for v HEAT, and for CLEAN LINEN and COTTON RAGS, delivered at the Brookville Mills. J. H. SPEER. BLANKS. ON hand, constantly at the American office the following kind of blanks; ee ds, Summonses, Subpoenas, Executions, Constables' Bond Mortgages, Quit-Claim Deeds. Title Bonds, Notes of hand. Constable Sales.

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as-jPrmciP'ea uPn wk"ct they were compounded ! ''i"? nsequently act. L," ,j J IA ll,TTEKS are so called be'irin ' h' , " T.,T ,reE,onn?llie Uhrouzhout th, const i .tinn ,V.i - n.l 'gor ..... j . ... - ' ".ms g ...uc ,cu.eu io me irom the ashes of nvvn diaaniilntinn ti. ni its . ..c HUM1IA iiiriera am . : i .. ....- . tirely vegetable, composed of roots found only in certain parts of the western country, which infallibly cure Fevers asd Actes of all Kluus, 11 111 nCVPr ail to eradicate Pntirdir.it

fonl ,c -"" '"erenry, infinitely sooner than .the most powerful prcparationsof Sarsaparilla

, . : -j u iana in immediately cure the determination of bloidto the head; never fail in incident to yourg females; and will be found a certain remedy in all cases of nervous debility and weakness of the most impaired constitutions. As a remedy for Chronic and Inflamatory Rheumatism, the efficacy of the Pba?ni: Bitters will be demonstrated by ihe use of a single bottle. The proprietor rejoices in the opportunity afforded by the universal diffusion of the press, for placing Vegetable Life Medicines within the knowledge and reach of every individual in the community. Unlike the host of pernicious quackeries. which boast of vegetable ingredients, the Life Pills are purely and solely vegetable, and contain neither Mercury. Antimony, Amnio, nor any other mineral, in any form wbat' ever. ' ncy are entirely comnofed of extrarta ; from rare ana powenm plants, the virtues 1 t- a r 1 T t . I. 1 1 I . the ignorant pretenders to medical tc'.ence; and were never before administered in so happily efficacious a combination. Their first operation is to loosen from tie coats of tte stomach and bowels, the various impurities and crudites constantly settling around them; andto remove the hardened freer. which collect in the convolutions of the small ntestines. Otuer medicines only partially eanse these, and leave 6uch collected misse behind as to produce habitual conivenecs, with all its train of evils, or sudden diarrhoea, with vt imminent dangers. This fact is well known toall regularanatoinists who examine the human bowels after death- and hence the prejudice of thete well informed men against the quack medicines of the age. The second effect of the Vegetable Life Pills is to cleanse the kidnoys ant the bladder, and by this means, the liver and ti e lungs, the healthful action of which entrcly depends upon the regularity of the urinary organs. The Blood, which takes its red color from the agency of the bver and the lungs before it pascri nt the heart, being thus purified by them, and nourished by food coming from a clean stomach,coursc freely through ihe veins, renews every part of the system, and triumphantly mounts the banner of health in the blooming check. The following are among the distressing variety of human diseases, to which the Vegetable Life Pills are well known to be infallible: DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the first and second stomachs, and creating a flow of pure healthy bile, instral of the ttaleanJ acrid kind,- Flatulency. Palpitation of the Heart, Loss of appetite. Heart-burn anih cdache, Restlessness, III temper, Anxiety, Languor and Melancholly, winch are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, will vanish.asan.ituaal consequence of its cure. Costivenesa, by cleansing tha w hole length of the intestines with a solvent process, and without violence all violent purges leave the bowels costive w'uhin two days. Diarrhoea and Cholera.by removing ifce jsharp acrid finids by which these complaints are occasioned, and by promoting ttic mnricalive secretions of the mucous membrane Fevem of all kinds, by restoring the blood to a regular circulation through the process of perspiration in some cases, and the thorough solution of ill intestinal obstructions in others. The Life Medicinps have been known to cure Rheuma tism permanently in three weeks, and l.oui m half that time, by removing local imflammatin from the muscles and ligaments of the joint?. Dropsicsof all kinds, by freeing and strength ening the kidneys and bladder; they operatemort delightfully on thoe important organs, hence have ever been found a certain rcirciy for the wortt cases of Gravel. Also worm by dislodging from the turnings of the bowels tie slimy matter to which these creatures adhen. Asthma irtd Consumption, by relieving their vessels of the lung from the mucus, which even slight cohls will occasion, which if not removed becomes hardened, and produces thoee dreaiful diseases. Scurvy, Llceis,and Inveterate Sores, by the perfect purity which these Life Pills g're to the blood, and all the humors;Scorbutic eruptions and Bad Complexions, by their alterative effect upon the fluidd that feed the skin, tl morbid state of which occasions all Eruptive comnlaints. sallow, cloudy, and other disngrrf ble complexions. The use of these Pills for very short time, will effect and entire cure i Salt Rheum, Ervsipeias. and a striking im l.tUrnoc'lhoctl'll. Com mon colds and Influenza, will always be cured hv one dose, or bv two. even in the worst casesPiles as a remedy for thie most dietrerfij1? and obstinate malady, the Vegetable Life 1 "g deserve a distinct and emphatic recomnienoi tion. It is well known to hundreds in this citj' that the originator of these invaluable Pills himsplf atfbrtpd with tliia nm nlaint for up wards of thirty-five years, and that be tried " vain every remedy prescribed within the h0 compass of the Materia Medica. He however, at length, tried the medicine which he no nflpr. In ll.a mi hi is n1 ka nraa rnrpd in " been p" nounced not only improbable, but absolute impossible, by any human means. & tt that Atr. TnflTnt ponniiwa nf his natienti " to be particular in taking the Life .Medic"1 strictly according to the directions. "V by a newspaper notice, or by any thing tbtt himself may sav in their favor, that he hopes gmu creuu. Ills uumc u mtittui-' trial. v r dvi,mn itn.,ni c.m.i Tn.!.. aro F' JEREMIAH WOODS, Agent Brookville, Sept. 17, 1341. 3"iy