Hope Republican, Volume 2, Number 24, Hope, Bartholomew County, 5 October 1893 — Page 7
T Facto for the Traveling; I'libuc, Wm/rants, commercial men. tourists, marines and miners relating to the preservation of faith under conditions unfavorable to it, : i ad/ be gleaned with profit from the oft pub* r lifted testimony of such persons relating to r.ye protective and remedial qualities or Hos- } litter's Stomach Hitters, a very valuable remedy to those who traverse "the briny deep.” or are subjected to malarial influences or out door exposure. With as much certainty as pr. Koch's celebrated Ivmph destroys the organic microbe, the Hitters counteracts unhealthful germs in malaria-tainted air and brackish water. It prevents and removes disorders caused by poor and unaccustomed food, and restores tranquility to worn out nerves and weary bruins. Rheumatism, kidney and liver complaint, cramps, colic and dyspepsia are among the ailments that it subdues. Revelry In space; A lady's arm in a I fashionable sleeve. YOUNG GIHLS entering womanhood ought to .have just the special help that Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription can give. They need to he started right. The “ Prescription ” aids and promotes the proper functions, corrects the delicate weaknesses and derangements that might become chronic, establishes regularity and health, lessens pain. They want a nourishing, supporting, strengthening tonic, such as an experienced physician has especially prepared for the female system, in the “ Prescription.” In every “female complaint” and weakness, and in all nervous conditions, if it doesn’t benefit or euro, the money will bo returned. Mias Maggie Jackson, of Barbreck , St. Landry Parish . La., says: “ I was lying sick for some time with female complaints, and all the medicine my friends gave me did me no good. Death was approaching; all rny friends had given me up to die. I heard of your wonderful medicine, and I bought two bottles of it, and before I had taken the last, I pot entirely well. I am still enjoying good health, and expect to praise your medicine every where I go.’* Hie Greatest Medical Discovery of the Age. KENNEDY'S MEDICAL DISCOVERY. DONALD KENNEDY, OF ROXBURY, MASS., Has discovered in one of our common pasture weeds a remedy that cures every Kind of Humor, from the worst Scrofula down to a common Pimple. He has tried it in over eleven hundred cases, and never failed except in two cases (both thunder humor). He has now in his possession over two hundred certificates of its value, all within twenty miles of Boston. A benefit is always experienced from Hie first bottle, and a perfect cure is warranted when the right quantity is taken. When the lungs are affected it causes shooting pains, like needles passing through them; the same with the Liver or Bowels. This is caused by the ducts being stopped, and always disappears in a week after taking it. If the stomach is foul or bilious it will cause squeamish feelings at first. No change of diet ever necessary. Eat the best you can get, and enough of it. Dose, one tablespoonful in water at bedtime. Read the Label. Send for Book.
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OUR PLEASURE CLUB. ‘‘It must have been a ease of suicide.” She—I don't think so. “But she refused to let Smithy take her out of the water.” “Well, who could blame her —his bathing suit looked horrid beside hers.”—Atlanta Constitution. She—You say that you have never been in love. How near have you come to it? He—I was married once. Teacher—This sentence speaks of a man who is an alarmist. Do you know what that means? Bright Boy—Yes’m; it’s a ole gentleman wot tries to scare boys who likes to go fishing on Sundays.
OUT OF THE QUESTION. Puck,
Houston—Congratulate me, old man. I was married yesterday— Mrs. Morely.” Bleecker —Mrs. Moreleyl Why, her third husband has just died. Houston—Well, you don’t suppose I would have married her if he hadn’t died, do you? Jones (to intoxicated friend) — Good heavens, man, here’s your wife! Let’s turn back. His Friend—No (hie). She’ll never see us. She’s looking at her reflection in the windows to see if her hat’s (hie) on straight. Skiggs—Must be something interesting you are reading. What is it? Skaggs—Long account telling how a man was robbed on a car. Skiggs— Humph! Wagner or Pullman? Poor Mary mourned her little pet. And into tears she burst, For when it came to her again It came as Wienerwurst. They grabbed a missionary And tin y bound him,,to a post; They kindled the fire under him And let him slowly roast: And he only smiled back at them And let his memory roam To visions of the lynching bee* He used to see at home.
THE HEIGHT OP HIGNITl'. Judge.
She—Isn’t your father a very dignified man? He —Very. Why, he wouldn’t let me touch him for a hundred dollars.
Uncle Clover (hearing music at Chinese theater) —Mandy,I guess we better not go in just yet awhile, Mandy—Why not? Uncle Clover—Well, I guess they are havin’ trouble with the bees swarming. Years ago Sand-Lots Kearney’s name was Dennis when he raided the Chinese. Now the Government is wid ’im; see? The Piquant Girl (half an hour after the introduction) —Well, why don’t you say something? The Suspicious Youth—I can’t determine whether you are one of the chaperons or one of the ladies.
TIME TO WAKE UP. Puck.
Cholly—Darling, I dream of night and day. Molly—That’s just what’s the matter. My young man has got to be wide-awake.
A Hannan Financial Scheme. St. Louis Globe Democrat. One of the enterprising farmers of western Kansas whose mortgage has not yet stripped him of his estate is to be credited with a novel financial invention. His farm rests on a bed of salt 250 feet in thickness, which he estimates to be worth $3,000,000; and he has issued bonds upon this deposit to the amount of $50,000, which he is offering for sale. The property represents, in other words, a product six times as valuable • as the amount of the bonds, and he points with pride to the fact that the bonds of railroad companies, for instance, are by no means so well secured. Those who buy those bonds, he declares, need entertain no fears of repudiation or depreciation; whenever the bondholder desires redemption, all he has to do is to go and dig a sufficient quantity of the salt preserve and pay himself in full. Some sales have been made, it is reported, and the bonds are being used in the neighborhood as currency. There are many other farms in Kansas which have salt under them of various degrees of thickness, and thus an easy way is provided for the inflation of the circulating medium. The owners of tracts of land have only to calculate what the crude deposit is worth, and issue bonds or notes on* it accordingly. It is all a matter of simple arithmetic and a little expense for printing. The parity between gold and silver, and other vexatious questions which are now being talked about, have nothing to do with the case; it is an issue of salt, and that is all. This seems very absurd, of course, to people who are in the habit of discussing the National finances; but it is really not more ludicrous than some other plans that are seriously proposed for the reconstruction of our currency system. x A Matter of Health. Housekeepers faintly realize the danger of an indiscriminate use of the numerous baking powders nowadays found upon every hand, and which are urged upon consumers with such persistency by peddlers and grocers on account of the big profits made in their sale. Most of the powders are made from sharp and caustic acids and alkalies which burn and inflame the alimentary organs and cause indigestion, heartburn, diarrhoeal diseases, etc. Sulphuric acid, caustic potash, burnt alum, all are used as gas producing agents in such baking powders. Most housekeepers are aware of the painful effects produced when these chemicals are applied to the external flesh. How much more acute must be their action upon the delicate internal membranes! Yet unscrupulous manufacturers do not hesitate to use them, because they make a very iow-cost powder, nor to urge the use of their powders so made, by all kinds of alluring advertisements and false representations. All the low-priced or so-called cheap baking powders, and all powders sold with a gift or a prize, belong to this class. Baking powders made from chemically pure cream of tartar and bicarbonate of soda are among the most useful of modern culinary devices. They not only make the preparation of finer and more delicious cookery possible, but they have added to the digestibility and wholesomeness of our food. But baking powder must be composed of such pure and wholesome ingredients or they must be tabooed entirely. Dr. Edson, Commissioner of Health of New York, in an article in the “Doctor of Hygiene,” indicates that the advantages of a good baking powder and the exemption from the dangers of the bad ones in which the harsh and caustic chemicals are uses, are to be secured by the use of Royal Baking Powder exclusively, and he recommends this to all consumers. “The Royal,” he says “contains nothing but cream of tartar and soda refined to a chemical' purity, which when combined under the influence of heat and moisture produce pure carbonic, or leavening, gas. The two materials used, cream of tartar and soda, are perfectly harmlesss even when eaten, Jbut in this preparation they are combined in exact compensating weights, so that when chemical action begins between them in othe dough they practically disappear, the substance of both having been taken to form carbonic acid gas ” Hence it is, be says, that the Royal Baking Powder is the most perfect of all conceivable agents for leavening purposes. It seems almost incredible that any manufacturer or dealer should urge the sale of baking powders containing injurious chemicals in place of those of a well-known, pure, and wholesale character simply for the sake of a few cents a pound greater profit; but since they do,a few words of warning seem to be necessary. Memory. Good News, Teacher —Define memory. Dull Boy—It’s what we always has till we come to speak a piece.
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