Hope Republican, Volume 2, Number 2, Hope, Bartholomew County, 4 May 1893 — Page 7

ABOVE EVERYTHING EtttB, Dr. Pierce’s GoMea Medical Discovery purifies the blood. By this means, it reaches, builds up, and invigorates every part of the system. For every blood-taint and ’disorder, end for every disease that comes from an inactive liver or impure blood, ii is the only remedy so sure and effective that it can bs guaranteed. If it falls to benefit or cure, you have your money back. These diseases are many. They’re different in form, but they’re like in treatment Rouse up the torpid liver into healthful action, thoroughly purify and enrich the blood, and there’s a positive cure. The “Discovery” doe* this, os nothing else can. Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Biliousness; all Bronchial, Throat, and Lung Affections; every form of Scrofula, even Consumption (or Lung-scrofula) in its earlier stages; and the most stubborn Skin and Scalp Diseases, are completely cured by it ~ WHAT OTHERS SAY. “THAT TERRIBLE DISTRESS.” LIVER TROUBLE, BILIOUSNESS, NERVOUS PROSTRATION, AND KIDNEY DISEASE. Treated by Eight Physicians i Without Benefit. CURED BY UVURA. Livuha M’f’o. Co., Beau Sirs:—“ For about 6 yews I hare been afflicted with Liver trouble, causing mo to become very Bilious. 1 had headache continually, my appetite was very poor, and a deathly faintness at tho pit of the gtemach accompanied by a terrible distress. During the past two years my Kidneys became very Weak and pained mo so badly 1 could not rest. Owing to extreme nervousness I was nnable to attend to my business, and in January I came down with Nervous Prostration. Eight different Physicians have had me under their care, but 1 grew worse Instead of better. Learning of PITCHER’S LIVURJLI began taking it and my improvement was noticeable from the first. I have token 3 bottles and am ENTIRELY CUBED, able to attend to my work, and have, not felt so well for 6 years. I give all the credit to PITCHER’S UVURA. Respectfully, F. B. ARCIIER, teO West Concord Street, Dayton, Ohio. 31 UVURA OINTMENT The Great Shin Cure. ' Cures Eczema, Salt Rheum, Pimples, Ulcers, Itch, and all affections of the skin. Heals Cuts, Bruises, burns, scalds, etc. Sold by all Druggists, or by mail. Price 85 Cents. Livuba M’f’g. Co., Nasiivillb, Tens.

It Cure* Cold*. Cough*. Sore Throat. Croup, Influenza. Whooping Cough, Bronchiti* and Asthma. ▲ certain cure for Consumption in first stages, and a sure relief in advanced stages. Use at once. You will see tho excellent effect after talcing the first doae. Sold Vy dealers everywhere. Large bottles 60 cents and $1.00.

Tho Davis Hand Cream Separator and Feed Cooker Combined. Completes! of outfits for a dairy farmer. This machine has an attachment which, when the bowl has been taken out, is dropped into the Separator so that a belt can run to the churn. Write for further particulars. Davis & Rankin Bldg. and Mfg. Co., 240 to 254 W. Lake St., Chicago, 111., Manufacture all kinds of Creamery Machinery and Dairy Supplies. (Agents wanted in every county.) Garfield Tea ss Cureo Sick Headache,Restores Complexion,Saves Doctors Pills. Sample free. G ARrnxo Tka Co.. 31« w. 46th 8t, N.Y, Cures Constipation Best POLISH IN THE WORLD.

DO NOT BE DECEIVED ’■nTMllMMMFi with Pastes, Enamels, and Paints which stain the hands, Injure the iron, and hum red. The Kising Sun Stove Polish is Brilliant, Odorless, and P •- able. Each package contains six ounces; when moistened will make several boxes of Paste Polish. HASAN ANNUAL SALE OF 3.000 TONS/

OUR PLEASURE CLUB. Old Lady—I don’t believe this Sure Cure Tonic is a-goin’ to d) me any good. Friend—It’s highly spoken of in the papers. Old Lady—-Yes, but I’ve taken forty-seven bottles, and I don’t feel a bit better. I toll you what it is, Sarah, I’m beginning to think these newspaper editors don’t know everything. Friend —Why, Elvira, what’s the matter? Elvira—Oh, I don’t know, oily I’m worried to death. I’ve had the same girl six weeks, and she doesn’t talk about leaving yet. “She doesn’t?” “Not a word. She must be in love with my husband. ”

The Difference.

FTe was old, and grim, and grizzled and gray, With whiskers that looked like a forkful of bay, And he lived in poor style for a man of his means, While his costume ran mostly to flannel and jeans. His neighbors made a sort of a butt and a joke of him— Called him “lazy old Bill” whenever they spoke of h m; And yet to his wife, and who dares call her silly? He was never aught other than “darling” or “Willie.” Indianapolis Journal.

Mrs. Bangs—I met that Miss Brilliant whom you were once en gaged to, and I was delighted with her. She’s a woman among a thousand. Mr. Bangs—She is noted as one of the most highly cultured women in society. “Indeed she is. And she has so much character. You should have married her.” “Eh? Do you really think so? Why?” “She has such wonderful self-con-trol. She could stand any amount of abuse without showing it.”

The Wrong Diagnosis. Puck.

Tired Harry—Lady could yer help a poor feller a little; I’ve got a hackin’ cough an’ a headache? Mrs. Kindlings—Well, I’ve got a little wood outside you could hack, and that might cure your headache. Tired Harry—Much obleeged, mum, but yer see my headache ain’t of ther splittin’ kind.

A Crinoline Joke by John Leech.

The Reprehensible Conduct of Two Small Boys.

Business Opportunity. fudge.

Cigar business —Young man would like to give up on account ol sick- ' ness.

Why not, indeed? When the Royal Baking Powder makes finer and more wholesome food at a less cost, which every housekeeper familiar with it will affirm, why not discard altogether the oldfashioned methods of soda and sour milk, or home-made mixture of cream of tartar and soda, or the cheaper and inferior baking powders, and use it exclusively?

A Glib Salesman. Fliegende Blaetter. Business Man—I’ll buy nothing more from you. The last suit of clothes yon sold me shrank terribly after a single shower of rain. The coat doesn't reach as far as the waist and the trousers are up to my knees. Traveling Salesman —Then you have a first-class bicycle suit, and the best thing you can do is to buy a wheel. An Observing Child. Little Ethel —I don’t want any cake. Papa—No cake? What’s the matter? Little Ethel — Mamma said it wasn’t quite perfect, an’ when she says her own cake isn’t quite perfect, it must be awful. Marlow —So Bessie has actually allowed herself to marry that old miser, eh? Ethel (sighing)—Yes, emulating Andromeda, you know. Marlow—How so? Ethel—She is chained to the rocks! When Traveling Whether on pleasure bent or business, take on evciy trip a bottle of Syrup of Pigs, as it acts most pleasantly and affectively on tho kidneys, liver and bowels, preventing fevers, headaches and ather forms of sickness. For sale in 50 aent and H bottles by all leading druggists. Though the farmer’s life is filled with trouble all the year round, during the next few weeks lie will have an especially harrowing time of it. “LOOK AT THE MAP.” Almost any map of the United States shows the location of Pittsburg, Cincinnati, Louisville and other large cities. From each of tho three cities named draw a straight lino to Chicago. The lino drawn from Pittsburg will touch at Salem, Alliance. Canton, Massillon. Wooster, Mansfield, Crestline. Bucyrus, Lima and Van Wert, Ohio; Ft. Wayne. Columbia City, Warsaw, Plymouth and Valparaiso, Ind. That from Cincinnati will traverse a thickly settled portion of the southwestern part of Ohio and run tho entire length of Indiana from southeast to northwest, touching at Hamilton and Eaton. Ohio; Richmond, Hagerstown, New Castle, Anderson, Elwood, Kokomo, Logansport, Wlnamac, Crown Point, Ind. The line from Louisville will pass through the entire length of the Hoosler State and in its course would touch Columbus. Franklin, Indianapolis and Logansport. A line drawn from Pittsburg through Columbus, Ohio, to Chicago would incline slightly to the southward and would pass through Steubenville, Coshocton. Newark, Urbana and Piqua, Ohio; Union City, Hartford, Marion, and Logansport, Ind., and run direct from those points to the World’s Fair site. A line from Madison, Ind.. would also pass through Indianapolis and Logansport in its direct courto to Chicago. Such lines placed on the map would Indicate the routes to the World’s Fair described by the Pennsylvania Lines, which traverse the populous portions of Western Peni s v ;nia, Ohio and Indiana, leading direct from Pittsburg, the natural gateway from the East, and In a straight course from Cincinnati and Louisville, the natural gateways of the South, to the World's Pa'r City. Beginning with April 29th. World’s Fair excursion tickets to Chicago will be sold from all ticket stations on the Pennsylvania Lines. The going coupon will bo valid from the day of purchase until October £0:h, and the return coupon will be good for return passage up to and including November 5 h. The sale of these tickets will continue daily until October iOth, and will be governed by consistent reductions in fare. Both the going and return coupons will be valid for continuous passage only. No stop over allowed. Any ticket agent of the Pennsylvania Lines will cheerfully furnish detailed information regarding rates, time of trains, etc. The recent extensive improvements on the Pennsylvania Lines, for the event in question, make them the desirable thoroughfares to Chicago from the territory traversed by them. The through time from every station is exceltlonally fast and the first-class train service affords every desired convenience for an enjoya ble trip.

The Uobtorous Atlantic Is a terror to timi 1 voyagers, scarcely less on account of the pe rils of the deep than the almost certainty o' sickness. The bcs :. curative of mal de m- r is Hjstcttei’s Stomach Bitters, which setth a the stonach at once and prevents its disturb aicp To nU travelers and tourists, whetlo r by f ea or 1 d itp.e ents a happy medium bciv.ce i mu.sooua or ineffectual resource s if the medicine chest, and the problematical benefit derivable from an unmedicated alcoholic simulant, no matter how pure. The jarring of a railroad car often produces stomachic disorders akin to that produced by the rolling of a ship. For this the Bitters is a prompt and c r-ain remedy. Tho use of a brackish water, particularly on long voyages in the trouics, inevitably breeds disorders of the stomach and to vcls. Hosteller's Stomach Bitters mixed with impure water nullities its Impurities. Similarly it coun'eracts maiori? 1 and other prejudicial influences of climate or atmosphere, a< well as the effects of exposure and fatigue. Use it for kidney complaints, rheumat sm and debility. It is hard to toll a man’s bent when he is in straits. There is more Catarrh in this section of the country than all other diseases put together and until the lai t few years was supposed to be incurable. Fct a great many years doctors pronounced it a local disease, and prescribe! local remedies, and by constantly fatin ' to ure with local treatment, pronounced it inccurable. clence has proven catarrh to be a consti'.utionrl disease, and therefere requires constitutional treatment. Hall’s Catarrh Cure manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitutional cure on the market. It is taken internally in doses from JO drops to a teaspoonful. It acts directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. They offer one hundred dollars for any case it fails to cure, end for circulars and testimonials. Address, F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O |3? r "old by all druggists, 75c, When a man attends lodge and gets full he calls it “work.” J. F. Smith & Co., New York City: Gentlemen—I find Bile Beans Small to be perfection, and cannot get along without them in the house. Please find enclosed 50 cents, for which kindly send me 2 bottles. Mrs. A. A. Tobias, Cloverdale, Cal. When the harness-maker gets strapped he naturally buckles dotvn to business. Hero It Is. To the man who labors with his hands, physical trouble is a very serious thing. It is not merely the pain he endures, racking and tormenting as it is, but the prospective loss of time, money and place haunts him and aggravates his suffering. He is bent on having prompt relief and sure cure. He wants the best and tho proof and here it is:—Mr. W. H. Schroedcr, Giibertvillo, Iowa, stat'd, April 10, 1884, that he had used St. Jacob’s Oil in his stables for horse complaints and upon himself for rheumatism, and had found it tho best remedy ho had ever tried. Again, Fcb’y 11,1887, he writes: “I have used St. Jacob’s Oil for rheumatism and sore back, as stated, and it cured; and for burns and bruises it does its work as recommended to do. I always keep it in the house and recommend it to my neighbors.”—Mr. John Garbutt, 556 Minna St., San Francisco, Cal,, writes: “Some time back I sprained my knee and suffered agony until I tried St. Jacob’s Oil. The result was a speedy and permanent cure.” —Miss Ida M. Fleming. 7 S. Carey St., Baltimore, Md., says: ‘T had been afflicted for two years with neuralgia, and tried every means to get rid of the tormenting disease. I had been given so much quinine that ray nervous system was seriously injured. I was advised to use St. Jacob’s Oil, which I did, and it relieved me entirely.” It doesn’t always require a big-mouthed man to make a broad assertion. World’s Fair Number. Tho Youth’s Companion publishes this week an extra World’s Fair Number of 36 Pages, with 60 Illustrations, and a cover in ten colors. This is the largest and most elaborate number that has ever been published by The Companion during tho sixty-seven years of its history. Whether you go to the Fair or stay at In mo yen should have this number. It wi.l bo sent free to any new subscriber received in May with $1.75 for a year's subscription. It can also be obtained of newsdealers, or by sending ten cents to The Youth's Companion, Boston, Mass.

“German Syrup” Two bottles of German Syrup cured me of Hemorrhage of the Lungs when other remedies failed. I am a married man and, thirty-six years of age, and live with my wife and two little girls at Durham, Mo. I have stated this brief and plain so that all may understand. My case was a bad one, and I shall be glad to tell anyone about it who will write me. Philip L- Schbnck, P. O. Box 45, April 25, 1S90. No man could ask a more honorable, busi-ness-like statement. 9 W- L. DOUGLAS S3 SHOE not 1 rip.' . Do you wear them? When next In need try a palr> they will give you more comfort and service for the money than any other make. Best In the world-^^

W. L. Douglas Shoes are made In alnne Latest Styles/ . If you want a fine DRESS SHOE don’t pay $6 to $8, try my $3.50, $4 or $5 Shoe. Thoy will fit equal to custom made and look and wear as well. If you to economize In your footwear, you can do so by purchasing \V. L. Douglas Shoes. My name and prico is stamped on the bottom, look for It when you buy, Take no substitute. I send shoes by mall upon receipt of price, postage free, when Shoo Dealers cannot supply you. W. L. DOUGLAS, Brockton, Mast. ~ SYKES’ SDBE til The Great Remedy for CATARRH. The largo number of certificates received of the virtues of this preparation in the treatment of this unpleasant disease abundantly attest its efficacy. It Is the only medicine on the market adapted to Catarrh, that performs what it promises, and effects not only a speedy relief, but a permanent cure. Unlike many nostrums now before the public, it does not dry up tern porarllythe nasal discharges, but eradicates the producing cause thus leaving the system, in a sound and healthy condition. Ask your druggist for a bottle of Sykes’ Sure Cure for Catarrh and Atmospheric Insufflator, and you will be healed of the malady, For sale by all druggists. ROSS GORDON, Lafayette, I nil. Wholesale Agent. FewTs ’ 98 ct*. r LYE I Powderedand Perfumed (PATENTED) The strongest and purest Lye nadc. Unlike other Lye, it being i hno powder and packed in a can ylth r movable lid, the contents ire always ready for use. Will nako the best perfumed Hard $oap In 530 minutes without boll* ng. It Is tho brat for cleaning vaste pipes, disinfecting sicks, slosets. washing bottles, paints, ,rees, etc. PENNA, SALT M’F'O CO. , Gen. Agts., Phila., Pa. Ely’s Cream Balm WU,Ii CURE CATARRH Pflc 3J Cuts. Apply Balm into each nostr ly Bros ,51 Warren t.N.Y if? Wfr B5? E? by return mail, fall dels l|XSaEa scriptivo circulars of U OCDY’SHEW and MOODY'S IMPROVED TAILOR SYSTEMS OP DRESS CUTTING. lie vised to date. These, only, are tho genuineTAILOR SYSTEMS invented and copyrighted by PROF. D.W. MOODY. Beware or imitations. Any lady of ordinary Intelligence can easily and quickly learn to cutand make any garment, in any style, to any measure, for ladies, men and children. Garments guaranteed to fit perfectly without trying on. /ddf«sa MOODY £s CO. OITHE LATEST SENSATION § World’s Fair Souvenir Playing Garda, consisting of • Dock of JW Cards, viz.: King Queen, Jack, and spot Dards. ( n the face of each Card lit lithn<jntjihed, in hiveii color*, one of the 13 different Autumn!, f oyeiitn. >iid Male livildinfi of the World'% Fai>\ making the aiost beautiful and unique Deck >f Playing Curds rver put on the market— the best-selling novelty yet produced. Agents wanted. Sample Deck. 50 cents, specialty PubJ'iig Co., lid S. Hik 'd St.. Chicago. 111.

WOOD, ZINC AND HALFTONE CDTS. w.horuis, 112630 PI Wanlilngton, D.c! S Successfully Prosecutes Claims. Late Principal Examiner U.S. Pension Bureau. 3yr»lu last war, 15 adjudicating claims, atty sir*’** B n n itk —Parmeloe** File Piippoultorlc*.— B a R ■ Relief and Positive Cure guaranb& L U Cm teed. Posy to use. Sold by Druggists L n 5 D Bjl or sent by mall, postpaid. 6<u*. aW. B D Bca I'urmeUc Med. Co.. Dansville, N.Y. INU ZEF INOHL.& 1 Habit Cared in 10 I to days, No pay till cured. I DR. J.STEPHENS; Lebanon.Ohio* ♦ f’lso’a Remedy to\ Oatarrn ta tbc Rest. Easiest to Use. and Cheapest. Qgj gssEziisnsm Sold by druggists or vui by mall, FjsJ Uta S T.£iultliit.WuHU SS

PROMPT, GOOD WORK. BHEDMATISM. Mr. Willet F. Cook, Canajoharie, N. Y., writes: *' Awoke one nomine: with excruciating pains in my shoulder. Tried various eliefs for sudden pains without effect; went to my office ; the pain iccame insufferable; went home at ix o’clock and used ST. IACOBS OIL; effect magical, pain ceased, and at i o’clock went owork ; cure permanent.” NEURALGIA. Little Rapids, Wis. wiy wne sunered with such Intense neuralgic pains in the face, she thought she would die. She bathed her face and head with ST. JACOBS OIL, and it cured her in *our hours. CARL SCHE1BE, THE COST IS THE SAME

The Hartman Steel Picket Fence Costs no more than an ordinary clumsy wood picket affair that obstructs the view and will rot or fall apart in a short time. The Hartman Fence is artistic in design, protects the grounds without concealing them and is practically EVERLASTING, Illustrated Catalogue with Prices and Testimonials Mailed Free. Branch**: HARTMAN M FG. COM PAN Y, BEAVER FALLS, PA. 102 Chambers St., New York) 508 State St., Chicago) 51 and 53 8, Forsyth St., Atlanta.Ga.