Hope Republican, Volume 1, Number 15, Hope, Bartholomew County, 4 August 1892 — Page 3

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MISCELLANEOUS NOTES. A man may get rid of all his in-1 timate friends by giving them away. In Logan county, Kentucky, no court has been held for twenty-five years. Patients have lived exclusively on beef and mutton for from three to four years. A man obtains his maxium weight at 40 years of age, and a woman at 50 years. The Adirondack wilderness embraces an extent of 5,000 square miles, or 3,200,000 acres . The Government telegraph service of Great Britain operates about 30,000 miles of line, and handles nearly 33,000,000 telegrams a year. A bridge at Bradford, Pa., 2,000 feet long and 801 feet above the stream it crosses, is said to be highest bridge in Pennsylvania. The biggest man in Congress is Representative Stone of the Twentythird Pennsylvania district, who is six feet and a half tall and proportionately stout. An old man 79 years old, living in Nodaway county, Mo., plowed his own land this spring with ahorse 29 years old, which was born on this same farm, and has worked on it. with the old man, ever since. Isaac McLellan, the author of some lines to the memory of Wendell Phillips that was recently published, is one of the oldest contributors to literature in the country. The patriotic poem “New England's Dead,” a feature of American school books fifty years ago was from his pen. A gentlemen lately dismissed a clever but dishonest gardener. For the sake of his wife and family, however, he gave the man a character, and this is how he worded it: “I hereby certify that A. B. has been my gardener for over two years, and during that time he has got more out of my garden than any man 1 ever employed,” “Don’t bite your thread, it is silk,” was the warning a man gave a young woman the other day who, intent on her fancy work, was snipping off with her teeth the frequent ends of silk her work produced. “Serious cases of lead poisoning have resulted from the practice, as silk thread is soaked in acetate of lead to increase its weight.” A rustic inhabitant of Cape Cod, who was escorting Mr. Cleveland and Joseph Jefferson on a fishing excursion a few days ago, and who had heard something of the latter gentleman’s artistic ability, addressed him as follows: “Do you act, Mr. Jefferson?” “Yes, a little.” “Well, I’ll give you fifty cents to cut up a little right here.” But he couldn’t, or at least he didn’t.” The cramping of the hand from constant use of a pen can always be prevented by enlarging the holder. Some men prefer to wrap string around the wood, but the best holder is made by getting a bit of rubber tubing and running the handle of the pen through it. It enlarges the holder to the requisite size, and furnishes a soft, easy grasp, which cannot possibly distress the muscles by any amount of use. Engineers judge of the condition of their machinery by the tone it gives while running. Every engine whether stationary or locomotive, has a particular tone of its own; the engineer becomes accustomed to that and any departure from it at once excites a suspicion that all is not right. The engineer may not know what is the matter; he may have no ear for music, but the change in tone of his machine will be instantly perceptible, will be instantly recognized, and will start him on an immediate investigation. One of the features of the Fourth of July parade at Trinidad, Colo., was a Chinese band, consisting of twenty-one Chinese residents of that town, attired in resplendant Oriental costumes, and performing on fearful and wonderful instruments of sound. To some people this display might seem to be not only an interesting but an ironical feature. The idea of a number of Chinamen boisterously celebrating the glories of American freedom and liberty, especially in a far Western State, and immediately after the passage of the exclusion act, is rather grotesque than patriotic. Prof. David P. Todd, of Amherst college will describe in the August Century an ascent of Fuji-san, the sacred mountain of Japan. His expedition was one of several which have been made possible by the bequest of a wealthy and excentric Boston gentlemen, who left a fortune of $200,000 to a Board of Trustees, with discretionary power to employ it in establishing and maintaining an astronomical observatory on some mountain peak. The fund is now managed by the Harvard College Observatory, and experimental researches has been conducted at high altitudes in different parts of the globe in order to show the precise nature of the improved conditions of vision, and to ascertain the best location for the mountain observatory.

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