Hope Republican, Volume 1, Number 7, Hope, Bartholomew County, 9 June 1892 — Page 7

In Olden Times. People overlooked the importance of permanently beneficial effects and were satisfied with transient action, but now that it is generally known that Syrup of Figs will permanently cure habitual constipation, well informed people will not buy other laxatives, which act for a time, but finally injure the system. The man who laughs last Is the one who Is too thick-headed to see the point of the Joke at first. The boom will be on the rye when the national conventions assemble. The Only One Ever Printed-Can You Find the Word? There is a 3-inch display advertisement in this paper this week which has no two words alike except one word. The same is true of each new one appearing each week from the Dr. Harter Medicine Co. This house places a crescenton everything they make and publish. Look for it, send them the name of the word, and they will return you BOOK, BEAUTIFUL LITHOGRAPHS or samples free. Blood Poisoning Mrs. Mary E. O’Fallon, a very intelligent lady of Piqua. Ohio, was poisoned while assisting physicians at at autopsy 5 years ago, and soon terrible ulcers broke out on her head, arms, tongue and throat. Her hair all came out. She weighed 78 pounds, and saw no prospect ol help. At last she began L to take Hood’s Sarsapar- ...— ilia and at once improved; could soon get out of bed and walk. She says, “I became perfectly cured by Hood’s Sarsaparilla and am now well. I weigh 128 pounds, eat well and do the work for a large family.” Hoos's Rills should be in every family medicine chest. Once used, always preferred. Or, as the world expresses it, “a well-preserved woman.” One who, 'understanding the rules of health, has followed them, and preserved her youthful appearance. Mrs. Pinkham has many correspondents who, through her advice and care, can look with satisfaction in their mirrors. Lydia £. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound goes to the root of all female complaints, renews the vitality, and invigorates the system. Intelligent women know well its wonderful powers. It is the successful product of a life’s work of a woman among women, and is based upon years of actual practice and expense. All Druggists sell it, or sent by mail, in form of Pills or Lozenges, on receipt of® 1 .OO. Liver Pills, 2oc. Correspondence freely answered. Address in confidence. Lydia, E. Pinkham Mkd. Co., Lynn, Mass. Kennedy's Medical Discovery Takes hold in this order: Bowels, Liver, Kidneys, Inside Skin, Outside Skin, Driving everything before it that ought to be out. You know whether you need it or not. Bold by every druggist, and manufactured by DONALD KENNEDY, ROXBURY, MASS. PURDUE UNIVERSITY. The Stale Institute of Technology! 1. A School of Mechanical Engineering. 2. School of Civil Engineering. 3. School of Electrical Engineering. 4. School of Agriculture. 5. School of Science and Industrial Art. 6. School of Pharmacy, lias m equipment worth a million dollars. Send for a catalogue. Address JAS. H. SMART, Pres’t. FAT FOLKS REDUCED N Mr*. Allot Maple, Oregon. Mo., write*; ■ , .... J "My wtltfh* was 320 pounds, now it is JWt A reduction of 12f* iba ’ Jfci oirou 1 am add rasa, with Cc. Dr.O.VVi , .,S.Nil)SK. MnViokar’w Thaatra. Chicago.Ill PATENTS! PENSIONS Send for Inventor’s Guide or How to Obtain a Patent. Send for Digest of Pension and Bounty laws. P.-xTRIUK O FAKRELL, WashSilELDTEABS ofbnd e>iling;curon Sick Headache; i cOoroH omphxmn ; cure* Const! pat I on. >\r l ’.i L.-m »;»,!• to 31 & Wert 46th Street, New York Citj. [BEST POLISH 1M THE WORLD.]

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CONDIMENTS. Tramp Philosophy: Haggles —Say, Bilk, when I looks on the misery of them wots lost their good name I'm kinder glad I ain’t never had none to lose. Do Chappie—Aw, sonny, hov you a lift here? Store Boy (confidentially) —Yep. That there big fellow wid red hair and freckles is the bouncer. Wat yer sellin? A Natural Supposition: Mr. Tulkinghorn—There is a very fine pic" ture of our minister in to-day’s paper. Mrs. Tulkinghorn —Indeed! What has he been cured of? Bertha—Grandma, is oor teef good? Grandma—No, darling; I’ve got none now, unfortunately. Bertha—Then I’ll give oo my nuts to mind till I come back. He—Why doesn’t Miss Nubbles come on deck and be wooed by the breezes, too? She —Her mother wouldn’t let her. She heard the captain say this was a trade wind. Quite the Reverse: Noddy—There goes Waitman kiting along like a deer; I wonder if he is training for a run? Oddie—No, on the contrary, he is running for a train. The Thoughtful Friend: On the Horse—Do you think Miss Morton and her mother discovered that I was tipsy last night? The Other—Oh, no; I explained to them that you were crazy. Reason in Everything.—“I never thought you were the sort of man to get married.” “No; but you see I go about a good deal, and I have found it necessary to have some one to leave cards for me.” A Sleeping Car Annoyance: First Wakeful (in sleeping car)—What’a that old rooster coughing so violently about? Second Wakeful—He’s sucked a pillow down his windpipe, I presume. “Where did you shoot these birds, asked madame. “Down in New Jersey," said Mr. Sporty. “Indeed! I suppose this receipted bill is off of one of the birds that got away.— Harpers’ Bazar. Rather Invidious: Chollie—Think I’ll change me bootmaker. Chappie —-Haw? Chollie—Haw. The beast awsked me if I would wather have me shoes well shaped or did I pwefer a fit.—Indianapolis Journal. The quickest way to reduce liquid measure to dry measure is to take a quart of nitro-glycerine and hit it with a hammer. You will then have a ton or more of debris, yourself included. Mrs. Brush—Has the hanging committee decided about your picture yet? Brush—Yes. Mrs. Brush — Are they going to hang it? Brush (dubiously)—I heard the chairman say he thought hanging was too good for it. Pretty Sick Looking.—What portrait is that in the paper? It is the portrait of a man who is taking a patent medicine. Well I never saw a man who seemed to need medicine more than he does.” A Cool Parson.—A clergyman one hot Sunday, observing a deacon asleep in church, called out: Brother Austin, please open the window a little. Physicians say it is unhealthy to sleep in a hot room. Suitor—I have come to ask for your daughter’s hand and at the same time to deposit my property of 50,000 marks in your bank. Banker —What! and to such a reckless man you expect me to intrust my daughter?” The Purist: Lawyer—Have you conscientious scruples about serving as a juror where the penalty is death? Boston talesman—I have. Lawyer—What is your objection? Boston talesman —I do not desire to die. A teacher of natural philosophy once asked the bright boy of the class how many kinds of force there were, and was astonished to receive to following reply: “Three, ma’am. Mental force, physical force and police force.” A Big Job on Hand: Cleverton— What’s your hurry, old man? Dashaway —I haven’t a moment to spare. I’ve got to attend a reception this evening, and I’m going around to my laundryman to see if I can borrow one of my collars. “Don’t like your place? Why, I thought you had a first-class situation.” Boy of all work —It’s all well enough except in the morning. There’s hardly any passing at that time, and you can’t imagine how discouraging it is to wash the windows, sweep the sidewalk and shake the mats, and not a soul going by to get the benefit of your labor. Mrs. Morton (angrily)—Tommy Horton, what made you hit my little Jimmy? Tommy Horton—He struck me wid a brick. Mrs. Morton (more angrily) —Well, never let me hear of your hitting him again. If he hits you, you come and tell me. Tommy Horton (sneeringly)—Yes, and w&at would you do? Mrs. Morton —Why, I’d whip him! Tommy Horton (in disgust)—What! he hits me wid a brick, and you have the fun, of lickin’ him fer it? Not much!

A PROFITABLE TALKOur Special Reporter Secures the Facts. He Determined to Thoroughly Investigate a Subject that Is Causing Much Comment, and He Has Succeeded. New York Sun. Two days ago one of the most prominent professional men in New York published a letter so outspoken, so unusual as to cause extensive talk and awaken much comment. Yesterday I Interviewed the gentleman as to the contents of the letter, and he fully confirmed it in every respect. He not only did this but he also mentioned a number of unusual cases which had come under his observation In w hich little less than a miracle had been performed. So important has the entire subject become that I determined to investigate it to the bottom, and accordingly called upon Mr. Albert Q. Eaves, the prominent costumer at No. (13 East Twelfth street, the gentleman mentioned in my Interview with the doctor yesterday. Mr. Eaves has made quite a name. A complete knowledge of history, an aopreciation of art and reliability are essential in his profession. “Mr. Eaves,” I said, “I learn that your wife has had a most unusual experience; are you willing to describe it?” The gentleman thought a moment and an expression of pleasure passed over his face. “When I think,” he said, “of what my wife once passed through and the condition she is in to-day, I cannot but feel gratitude. Nearly three years ago she was at the point of death. You can understand how sick she was when I say she was totally blind and lay in a state of unconsciousness. Three doctors attended her, and all agreed that her death was only a question of boors, perhaps minutes.” “May I ask what the doctors called her trouble?” “Uraemia and puerperal convulsions, so you can Imagine how badly she must have been. At last one doctor (it was Dr. H. A. Gunn) said that as she was still able to swallow one more attempt might be made and a medicine was accordingly given her. She seemed to improve at once; in a few days her sight was restored. T have had a long, long sleep,’ she said upon recovering consciousness, and I am rejoiced to say that she was restored to perfect health wholly through the use of Warner’s Safe Cure, which was the remedy we administered when she was past all consciousness.” I looked at Mr. Evans as he said this. His face was beaming with satisfaction. He continued: “The physicians told us, after my wife’s recovery, that she could never endure childbirth, and yet we have a fine boy nearly a year old, and do not know what sickness is. I attribute it all to the wonderful power of Warner’s Safe Cure. Why, ray sister, who resides in Virginia, was, a while ago, afflicted precisely as my wife had been. I at once advised her to use this same great remedy: it cured her promptly.” “Youlind that it is specially adapted for women, do you?” “By no means. I have known It to be wonderful in its power in the case of gentlemen to whom I have recommended it. I speak from my experience entirely, and you should not be surprised that I am so firm a believer in this discovery, which has done so much for me.” I was not surprised. I saw by every word, every look, that Mr. Eaves meant all he said. I had ample confirmation of Dr. Gunn’s letter and interview, and I do not wonder that people who have seen such things, who have watched their dearest friends go down into the dark valley and be brought back into the light, should be both enthusiastic and grateful. [, myself, caught the spirit, and I shall be glad if the investigations 1 have made prove of profit to those who may read them. When vou hear a little child use profane language you can be reasonably sure that his father shaves himself.

PADDLE YOUE OWN CANOE. “Voyagers on life’s sea. To yourself be true, And whate'er your lot may be, Paddie your own canoe.” “To yourself be true,” “and thou cans’t not then be false to any man,” “Self-love is not so vile a sin as sellneglecting.” Then “ be wise to-day, ’tis madness to defer.” Get Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery, for all affections of the lungs and throat. It is likewise a wonderful liver tonic, and invigorator. All the year round , you may rely upon Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery. It’s not like the sarsaparillas, that are said to be good for the blood in March, April and May. The “Discovery” works equally well at all times, and in all cases of blood-taints, or humors, no matter what their name or nature. It cures all Skin, Scalp and Scrofulous affections, as Eczema, Tetter, Saltrheum, Fever-sores, White Swellings, Hip-joint disease and kindred ailments. It’s the cheapest blood-purifier, sold through druggists, because you only pay I for the good you get. | Your money is returned if it doesn’t benefit or cure you. Can you ask more ? 1/ADinnnCI C Snr« c “ re - I Will send the VHnllHjUi.LL recipe that cured me FREE to any one. L s. 1KANKLIN, Music Dealer, Mashall, Mich.

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