Hope Republican, Volume 1, Number 2, Hope, Bartholomew County, 5 May 1892 — Page 7

f 3?° room’s in disorder, #_ T "° cat ’ 8 on the table, Wjrjpenowcr-stand upset, and the mischief to pay; And Johnny is screaming: ■ , As loud aa he’s able, ■,,xor nothing goes right when mamma’s away. F What a scene of discomfort and conF fusion borne would be if mamma did not return. If your wife is slowly breaking down, from a combination oi domestic cares and female disorders, make it your first business to restore her health. Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription is without a peer as a remedy for feeble and debilitated women, and is the only medicine for the class of maladies known as “female diseases” which is sold, by druggists, under a positive guarantee from the manufacturers that it will give satisfaction, in every case, or the money will bo refunded. It is a ■positive cure for the most complicated cases. It’s an invigorating, restorative tonic, and a soothing and strengthening nervine, imparting tone and vigor to the Whole system. It’s a legitimate medicine, too—carefully compounded by an experienced physician, and adapted to woman’s delicate organization.

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POLLY PARROT POPUL AR. The phrase “monkey and parrot time” requires modification, says the New York Mail and Express. Pug dog and parrot times are now more usual and quite as interesting. The parrot has made her way into fashionable society, and the pug dog doesn't like it. So we are constantly threatened with the black browed visage of grim war in the boudoir. Patti’s dogs get on very well with her parrot chiefly because she keeps her parrot in a cage. When one is living in a hotel apartment it is not always advisable to give birds the run of it, though to do la diva's mocking bird and Mexican double yellowhead justice they manage,even when in confinement, to fling some portions of their dinner about with considerable accuracy of aim. Patti’s parrot is insensible to Patti’s charm. If Polly doesn’t wish to talk she won't talk, and her beak can’t be unsealed by any amount of wheedling. She holds her voice at as high a figure as her mistress holds the golden notes that bring in a fortune in an evening. That classic remark about the cracker is not to be taken literally. What Polly really wants, at least as one meets her at present in society, is not a cracker au naturel, but a cracker soaked in coffee. The wife of a certain railroad magnate has a cockatoo with a white body and a pale brimstone crest, which is sometimes allowed to come to the table at the end of dinner, when coffee is served. The cracker dipped in the favorite beverage is accepted and eaten with well bred composure, but if by design or accident the treat is not forthcoming, then the air becomes blue and the atmosphere sulphurous with oaths. Parrots live, they say, 100 years, and this one must have belonged to three successive generations of pirates to have acquired such fluency and unction. A cracker will stop the tide at full flood, Lady Washing-ton-such is the irony of fate and the parrot's name—breaking off in the midst of a round syllabled imprecation to receive the dainty with a mincing, “Thank ye, mum; the saints bless ye!” It is said that a certain little boy in knickerbockers, whoso father is a pillar in one of the big Methodist churches, recived the gift of a parrot that could sing a stanza of “Shall We Gather at the River?” Thinking to edify the household, he buttoned Polly under his jacket and smuggled her into the room at family prayers. The little boy was still on his knees in the most solemn part of the service, when Polly, tired of being a dead head in the enterprise, lifted up her voice behind the buttons, and instead of the hymn which had thus far been her only utterance began to carol in a muffled voice: “Bobby Shaftoe’s gone to sea, Silver buckles on his kne e, He’ll come home and marry me, Pretty Bobby Shaftoe." Parrots haven’t the best tempers in the world. Mrs. Alice Shaw, the musical whistler, had a cockatoo that was fairly vindictive and never forgot nor forgave an enemy. On the other hand, some of the paroquets have very affectionate dispositions. Marie Nevins Blaine had a little one in her sick room for a time that whiled away by its funny tricks many a weary hour for the invalid. A cousin of Mrs. Ogden Goelet had a very clever paroquet. It was equal to a whole troupe of circus clowns, and when her three children had the measles together it amused them all through their convalescence, playing hide and seek with them in the most comical way imaginable. A short time ago this bird came to a sorry end. It was very found of a certain cold cream preparation which was usually standing on its mistress's toilet table for application after she had been out in the wind. Once or twice when the jar was left uncovered it dipped as much of its body as was conveniently possible inside, then fluttered away to the corner of a picture frame or some other equally convenient situation to revel in grease.- After one of these debauches it died, and they called it zinc or some other sort of poisoning. Miss Hannah Stevenson, who was for years Theodore Parker’s amanuensis, had a bird which could sing bars from several operas, and not unmusically. It makes a difference in a parrot’s tone by whome he is first taught, and this one had caught the notes of a child. A New York lady , exhibits a bird for which she paid $600. It does not begin to equal Miss Stevenson’s. A lady of fashion who had a parrot a little while ago has it no longer. She didn’t take sufficient account of the tenacious memory of the bird and was astounded when a guest whom she wished for reasons to conciliate but whom she did not like, entered her drawing room, to hear Polly break out impetuously: “The old brute! How I detest that Mr. Johnson!" Prices are steep now that parrots have become fashionable. The singing birds cost most, running as high as $500 to $800. Parrot perches are most gorgeous and are becoming spectacular ornaments of apartments.

A Georgian Still Fighting. Atlanta Constitution. "And you want a pension?” That’s what?” “How long were you in the war?” “Well, sir, I wur n.arried 'long in '69 an’ peace ain’t been declared yit; so you kin jes’ calkilate fer yerself.” She Wore Decolleteo. Jack —Do you consider Miss Pertly a pretty girl. Tom—Well, I am hardly in a position to express an opinion. I haven’t seen much of her. Jack —Goodness gracious! How much of her do you need to see before you can make up your mind? Not for Joseph. New York Herald. Caller—“Is the editor in?” Devil—“No.” “But I want to pay up my subscription.” “Oh, come off. Two duns was got in on him by that racket yesterday. It won’t work here to-day.” Her Ambition. Jack—Which would you prefer to be married before, a justice of the peace or a parson? Ethel (ambitiously)—Oh, before either of ray oldest sisters', if I could! Rapid child bearing and the peculiar customs enjoined upon the Russian and Polish Hebrew women make sad havoc with the striking beauty that marks many young girls of that race. Not long ago a woman apparently middle aged, and showing no trace of good looks, came to a physician interested in a certain charity. She seemed disappointed that he did not recognize her, and giving her name, she said: “I have been married and have cut off my hair.” At the same moment she pushed back her headdress to show her ugly brown wig, designed to make her unattractive to the world of men. Three years before she had been a girl of rare beauty, and especially distinguished for the splendid adornment of her abundant locks. A Decisive Blow for Freedom^ From the tyrannical yoke of those despotic allies, dyspepsia, constipation and liver complaint, is struck when the quandram victim of their galling supremacy has taken a course of Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters. Then they vamose defeated, and health resumes its welcome sway. Such is the invariable experience of those who use the ruling alternative to get rid of these associate evils. Anti-dyspeptics, cholagogues, drastic cathartics are as the sands of the sea, numberless and—useless. The happy blending of remedial properties, derived from nature’s botanic storehouse, with a pure modified basis existent In the bitters, not only initiate but effectuate the joint cure of chronic indigestion, irregularity of the bowels, and perversion of the bile. The surest defense against malaria is this agreeable fortifier and preservative of health under unfavorable atmospheric conditions. It counteracts a tendency to rheumatism, rouses the kidneys and bladder when sluggish, from Inaction, and endows a deliberated, nervous in- * valid with vigor. Incomparable as a tonic. Keeps a Stiff Upper Lip--The Rhinoceros. John A, Smith, Ligonier, Ind., had been suf feting from severe backache caused, physcians told him, by chronic kidney trouble. He began using Swamp-Root and is now able to do a good day’s work and considers himself a well man again. Swamp-Root did the busi' ness, He considers it by far the best remedy he has ever used for Kidney Disease. All Wool Pants—When sheep are weary. Ma. C. D. Iaynk, publisher of tho Union lignitl. Chicago, Hi., writes: I never saw anything that would cure headache like feur Biv-dycrotlne, Of all Druggists. 50c. Now is the time to plant a seedy suit. FITS—All Fits stopped free by Dr. Kline’s Great Nerve Restorer. No Fite after tlr«r days ose. Mai vellous cures. Treatise and $2.00 trial bottle free to Fit cases. Send to Dr. Kline, y:ii Arch I ;t., Philadelphia, Pa.

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Dyspepsia “C. I. Hood& Co., Lowell, Mass. “A year ago this last fall I commenced to fall rapidly, lost all appetite and ambition, and barely dragged along with my work. During the winter and spring had to have help about my housework. Physicians did not help me and I got more and more discouraged. I suffer ed from dyspepsia so that I Could Not Eat Vegetables or meat,and at last so that I could not even use butter on my toast. Used to dip the toast in tea and even then It would distress my stomach. In the spring I hired a girl permanently, my health was so poor. She tried to persuade me to take Hood’s Sarsaparilla, as a lady for whom she worked had beeu greatly benellted by It. She said: ‘It will only cost a dollar to try It,’ I Dragged Along Until August, when I began to take Hood’s Sarsaparilla. In about a week I felt a little better. Could keep more food on my stomach and grew stronger. I took three bottles, am now perfectly well, have gained 22 pouhds, am in excellent health. I owe all this to Hood’s Sarsaparilla and am glad to let you know what It has done tor me.” Mbs. Wiujam Lohu, 101 Van Buren Street, Freeport. 111. Hood's Pills are the best after-dinner Pills; assist digestion, cure headache. So-Nile Mon—Egyptians. This is essentially an ago of advancement and perhaps in no directions have greater advances beeu made than in medical science. Diseases that until recently were pronounced by the highest medical authority to bo incurable are now found to yield readily to the discoveries of modern medical skill. This statement is amply borne out by the article appearing elsewhere in tills Issue under the heading of ‘‘Tho Saratoga Miracle” and would seem to indicate that one of the most perfect medical preparations of modern times is embodied in tho remedy known as Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for Palo People. Good for u Raise—Derricks. How my throat hurts! Then why don’t you use Hai.v.’r Honey of Hokehoond and Tab. Fikk’b Toothache Dhops euro in one minute. In Their Rite Mind—Ritualists. Beecham'a Pills act like magic on tho vital organs, restore lost complexion and bring back tbo keen edge ot appetite. . Gets to the Top—Tho Mansard. Sufferers from Coughs, Sore Throat, etc., should try "Brown's Bronchial Troches,” a simple but sure remedy. Sold only in boxes. Price 25 cents. In Duty Bound—Imported Goods. The Proprietors of Ely’s Cream Balm do not claim it to be a cure-all, but a sure cure for Catarrh and Cold in the head. I have been afflicted with catarrh for 21 years. It became chronic and extended to my throat, causing hoarseness and great difficulty in speaking, indeed for years I was not able to speak more than thirty minutes, and often this with great difficulty. I also, to a great extent, lost my sense of hearing. By the use of Ely’s Cream Balm all dropping of mucous has ceased and my voice and hearing has greatly improved.—Jas. W. Davidson, Attorney at Law, Monmouth, III. Apply Balm luto each nostril. It is Quickly Absorbed. Gives Belief at Once. Price 50 cents at Druggists or by mail. ELY BROTHERS, 53 Warren St., Now York. Has a Good Constitution—Uncle Sam. Tho Only One Ever Printed—Can You Find the Word? There is a 3-inch display advertisement in this paper this week which has no two words alike except one word. The same is true of each new one appearing each week from tho Dr. Harter Medicine Co. This house places a crescent on everything they make and publish. Look for it, send them tho name of the word, and they will return you BOOK, BEAUTIFUL I.ITnOOUAI'HS or sasipi.es free. GOLD MEDAL, PARIS, 187a W. BAKER & CO.’S Breakfast Cocoa from which the excess of oil has been removed, 7.8 absolutely pure and it is soluble. No Chemicals are used in its preparation. It has more than three times the strength of Cocoa mixed with Starch, Anowroot or Sugar, and is therefore far more economical, costing less than oi f cent a cup. It is delicious, non* Ishing, strengthening, easii/S digested, and admirably adapted for invalids aa well as for persons in health. Bold by Grocers everywhere. W. BAKER & CO., Dorchester, Mast. Sia Henry Thompson, the most noted physician of England, says that more than half of all diseases come from errors in diet. Send for Free, Sample of Garfield Tea to 319 West 45th Street, New York City. fURFIELD Tl[A -Hi yg of bad eating; cares Sick Headache; mtoresCoraplexionicavesConstipation.

“August i Flower” “What is August Flower for ?’• As easily answered as asked. It is for Dyspepsia. It is a special remedy for the Stomach and Liver. — Nothing more than this. We believe August Flower cures Dyspepsia. We know it will. We have reasons for knowing it. To-day it has an honored place in every town and country store, possesses one of the largest manufacturing plants in the country, and sells everywhere. The reason is simple. It does one thing, and does it right. It cures dyspepsia®

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