Herald-Democrat, Greencastle, Putnam County, 6 August 1920 — Page 3

j t Teaching Rosalie ; \ * ..gl, e n, ikes me'so nervous:” the #r , t woman on the porcb aai.l. ’ag "'i ih md. "I norer’saw a sill like her when it (1 ,v, s 10 the water: Why, she is [.„• ti-h: She could she AnneUe I,.Herman i inis and spades:” S ie dived of! the roof of th*' ferry , na i when it ' as at the dock half an , , ur aK u" supplied tlie tiiird. •'Every ] ,dy wa lined up to see her do it!” ■glie gwam across the lake v~st«>rd ,y,- said the tit.-l woman. “I thour.lit 0! course, site wonld lie drowned, hut rlr mother sat and sewed Just as unnncerncdly! She said Hosalie wa U i?d to stvlmniing! Some women are stolid: Of courae. there was a rowl.iat following her. hut then you never no tell. I think she does it merely to a .tract attention!” •ghe’.s pretty enough." said the fir.sl voamn, "mi the men don’t hate her henase she ran swim farther and bet- . , r than they can. If she were a homeI, sirl 'ind kuperio.r. Heaven help her!” First she beats them,” continued the second, • and then when they ar» properly cowed and subdued, she ,,nilcs at t item benminRly, hikI they ,rise and frisk around like puppy lings in disgrace that have h"oii patted on the liead, and forgiven:” I'll bet,” said the ttiird recklessly, '•!;at site doesn’t get that new man on ilf. stri'is who just came last nighi! jlf. loolis as iho all his gtandfathers Ld ord''ii‘'! people around and eaten silver plates lor break Cast! He's i.: golfing now. so he missed Hosalie’►vtiibition. 1 don't think lie - - the sort 0 ne captured by an athletic girl:” The first and second porch women ii the opposite side of the vines that r ,i.ning watching the dancers o\ei r.rd it. Hosalie and the new man S ..1 preempted the bench after a tiince. Well" '1 Hosalie, meekly, ‘I’d diy i dl it swimming—I just padivif'aroi I you know, Mr. Montfoit.” The tir e lady gas|»'d and clu i ’ied 'l»r companion. “Like all girl*,'* said Montfort, hi 1 rentlv. •'You could do ;; ii you .>,< 1 suppose you’ve never had e\ • n ins’rue - ion?” X-n •in,” .ti'l Rosalie, fpriio truth !y. ’'I've just—er—sort of paddled md since I was a child, ! a tess.” We'll change all that,” said Mr. ntfort, briskly. “Now, if you like, ! he very glad to fetich you a s'ew Mags while I’m bare. I'll guai i ■ a# .-t before 1 leave you'll he doing \on' j li ve or u hundred stroke's i asKea!' ” gasped Ro<al>. ecsratical The .second lady gaaped and hitched the flr,t in an overdo* of lloo. Junt a lit tie courage and sonic one »how yii ihe right wav.” said the ntfort man, condeacendingly. Oh, that’s r> good of you!” cooed -alie in her youngest, most delight* 'jily trusting loice. "I’m going to gef up nf eight lock!" hiss“d l!ie first porch lady to lie second. "I wouldn’t miss it for n ■ m! You'd better come aliuu,':” The p-nple wlio heard Montfort cyhining id Hosallle the theory of the fast simke on the beach the peyt erning were so stricken dumb that o alien word warned the gentleman. . eathe i '.id ber. “1 i II most women ever do—t’u; rau'i tem to c asp the oilier .s’rokes.” ' ' asked Rosalie lUMkly, Aking some ineffective moMvnc Montfort sighed. ‘’Goodness no!” moaned. “Why will women use “ir arms like brooms in the Wat'S ?” I’m glad I brought my parnaol,” bd the second porch lady n the llrst. because I’m going to stay !” "I don’t know,” Montfort slid mournfully after a half bout's hard irk. "You don’t seem to gra-p the ’eory. if vo’i aren’t an inatimtlve ’’immer it isn’t muoh use. Now, ii s ifrfectly easy for me! iuat watch '""‘ly, please!" He awam about fifty feet and back id emerged panting a trifle. My!’’ said Rosalie admiringly. MaUting to the end of lh» pier she •'I'lenly shot off Into spars My goodness!” gasped Montfort, 'Mically, ’’she’ll drown! It’s flfioen tJfep out there! Mias—er—R<> -tie!” ’ P from the disturbed waters Ho- ' lie < face smiled impishlv at his ''•r. Ik'li’x'ra dr she flmieil a otneut and then in three minutes >n exhibition of six different okes Hre.iking into the ungainly ut terrific Australian crawl, she uck out apparently tor the opposite hore. * ome along!” she shouted back at im. better mind!” hysterically said the lookers to the reeling Montfort man. n " < ’ an belong to our lodge: You’re dialed!” I see that," replied Montfort, with ■'‘“oked for brilliance. “I’m the oat!”

Bitter Worda. „ s a ld t’asey, "the simple idiot <7 h*. v'** Caealdy related to ye’ | . he say that?” interrupted CasJ'' dil, t an* sez I to him. ’If I l.ma 1 1 1 ,il * y ^t 81 ! w an drop o’ my l nJ/ M ‘ n his 'em* I'd cut It out of F81 *. If I bbd, I’d l*t ;. VJ

resistsreo to he overcome Jo short, I reduc-d horsepower to r.ritd!ii.-l-power. I worked In the kl’chen nl-ht nfer cUht. ire ro aecnn.-d to iind"rs uid what I was dying; 1 knew tv ; at hn was on my side. Jennie v.atcled with amazetm nt iird womb'r At l i-.t Job \\ is co Hpietcd, .ir.ij tbo Motor was connected up, ae tho machi’ilst*

any

A belt bung from the wheel r | !n on (be coffee mill. When the belt v m I!iro.'■ u over the w hewi I'riij. a/ from the cage Hero would do li.o

rer.t.

It look hn» a moment to adjust the hi ll. T! > next moment saw it • o r.t work, tl was beautiful to watch Uie uppli.'alien of power. Hero stalled. His tread wheel revolved and the grinding wheel inside the mill began to go round. ’TH 1)11 it up with coffee,” | •ai l to Jcnni*. ”We might as w dl commence now.” ‘Till it up with ground coff''-'.” sc.ld Jennie. "Don’t mase it too hard for poor Hero." Hero had no trouble with the ground ooffeo. When I tilled the n.lll with full-grown beans, however, my heart sank within me. The machine would not work! 1 looked at Hero and he looked at me. 1 never saw aucli an expression before in the eye of man or beast. It was sorrow and failure combined. 1 was dlsgiisied and discouraged. Here was my pet project knocked list. How I wished that H ro bad been horn a bulldog Instead of a suuirm! Jennie soothed in • ns best she could. 1 went to bed no I dreamed. Vii.ions of power units tame and went. Amperes, volts, and rheostats cast th ir awful shadows ovor me. Like Columbus, Galileo, and IJncoln, I had tried to tcsc-ie ny ; dtov/ man fie u slavery. Th-y had succeeded! 1 1 id

failed.

It was an hour beyond my usual Urn*' when 1 awoke In 'he moniing. ■ The aroma of fr 'ih coffee floaitd in i from the klteh ui. Had Hero put oa | a spurt? Ah, no! .T"nHe h tl ar is'n b-n’oro | mo; my breakfast was ready. 1 ate It and went downiown with some j courage, not uumixed with resign*- |

t'on.

When I came home that night .1 n- | nlc *a.s all smiles 'ice (linnet v.ah 1 IK’rfectlon After dinner she took my | hand and led me to the kitchen The i squirr-d was discreetly covered from j my sight. Jennie sf owed itic plenty of | newly ground coffee, but my - ;

were fixed on th • cage.

It seemed to hav-t ;; i icv n »!':ce morning 1 went over to t end li' d the cover. Then 1 unrt-'i stool My dear Jennie hsd exchauged H'-ro's box for one that was mu -h larger It now contained Hero- ntid tai e sq iir-

rels. Woman's wit won!

"It was only question of power." she said "Your Idea was all tight; ail you needed was more units.” Af"*r a tr miph like tnat It w. s hard to hove MacWalters butt In. As my squirrel* ware grinding merrily, a few mornings later, I chanced to look across the op-n court which separated us front the vacant apartment opposite Vacant, did I say? Mo; It wa-t now tenanted hv an Attractive young woman ami AlucV.ni-

ters.

They were shouting with g!1 knew that th y had seen my squlnel motor at woik Even as they looked 1 thought 1 saw tho woman trying to conceal a field glass in th* folds of her apron. So I gave out *Icvat >r boy a dollar to find out the names of the two tenants • Mr. and Mu MacWalters. sir.” hs said to me that evening, "fine people, too. Just married ami moved In. Cave money to the Janitor and elevator man, line people sir.”

A TACKY ANECDOTE. He Could not Resist the Temptation to Riay a Practical Joke.

si >temp»

tation to play practical jokes on innocent victims. A fiend o:* tlia' variety wss accosted by a man who atani-

•ii' 1 mI briflly.

"y an you toll n.e where I c?n get | some g g>; g good c-c-t ■ i ■ nr,iet l-tT-

I t racks?"

"Ye*, ertnlnly," replied the In' •terate joklst. "You turn do .n th; t sireet to your le’t then tui'u agaiu io your left and then go straight ahead and you'll timi n luriTvare siore tvheie you'll be sure to get them.” The stammerer coutinued his way and the Jokist bolted down the street and tai klcd the hardware man lirst. ".’lave you any g-g-g-g good t-t-t-t-

iu t-t-t-tacks'.”’

"\es. sir." said th , » oidigiug store- • keeper, producing his best after so in *

I rtiniinag'ng.

| "A'e .'on sure th-th-these are s-s g-

i good ones'.’"

j “Yes. The best that an- made.” "Are th th tiie heads g g good and

strong?'’

“Yes. sir.” “ill*' e they g a ugot i s s s-sharp p-p-P-points?"

“Sure."

"Well, p-p.p-plesse s s s sit on j the n t-t t-tlll I get oa, k. will you?” he I said, making n dash for the door. | Presently the unlucky stammerer i arrived at Hie store and (’titering. ! asked innocently: "Have you any g g-

; good t-t-tln t-t-t-tacks—?”

When he recovered he asked in a somewhat dazed fashion, whether the house find fallen on him. or if it was

simply an explosion. Wasp.

SETTLED.

friend if your wife trea; . >o'i so , sii i uefully why don't you get a di-

j voice?

llenpeck T did want to. but

, she sold no;" so of course, that set-

i tlud it Nex York Telegram.

A Strict Constructionist.

A widow in a Maine town, accordInu to "The B< stop Herald," a"is a strict constructionist in her theology, and would admit no lodger into her ' boiidlng house who had a leaning toward Tnlieraaliat views. One duy an old ses oa]>ta:u happeued along to

ask for ion ins.

Hut Ainu do you believe?" asked

the widow.

"Oil. most anything," replied the

captain.

"Do on believe there is a hell?" “Sure." was lire reply. “\Y<*il." pander th* widow, “how many do you think will go there?" The captain cautiously remarked that h“ (bought twenty thousand wonld be a fair estimate. The widow paused, then stated that he could i nine in. “Twenty thousand.” «lie said, ”is better than none."

'll, perhaps they are I didn’t The squirrel mo or was good gh for me. It worked splendidly, i time. Then It Came to a halt, h I hope will be only temporary n evening after dinner our b>M sharply, and Jennie admitted men to our modest pailor. They ed 'O *''e me One of them bad a X, businesslike sir. I ho* o hei looked decidedly clerical In d appearsnc*. The business rcan me a card which Indicated that •presented the H I’. C. A.

>as amazed.

en the clerical gentleman *oM m* tears In bU voice, of ‘be snookcruelty of mistreating dumb an , Vie wen' on to say that house pats should make s special ap to sympathies on account of ■ helpless condition and tb 'lr ah a dependence on their human er. He bad no desire to cause arrest tn this instance, although use or abuse of my aqulnela it fully waiaut such a proceed was speechless; but Jennie found tongue. Uhe vranled to know L waa the pcna'.t) lo penalty yet," replied the bust man ’’It la elision ary In such *, however, to make a tmal' do jn, a* an evidence of repautau •»

good faith.'

hat could I do? I wanted to fight,

there was poor Jennie!

imethln* had to be done 3he did lore U a ’on dollar hillshe said Measo place it to our credit.” rat was nearly all. Then they

t tbelr way

v, next morning I *»* n.y clerical id in the subway- He was tulKim JacWallei * l k. jrt discreetly si ;1U. I could not help bearing the nr quietly s’ 1 )" lo u certainly ought to have made

»outy ilvei”

The Climax. He was teliing a thrilling story o-^t of hi* wallet of a thousand and one hsiibreadth escapes over iu Sanitsgo, doncherknow, and bis pretty listener was leaning anxiously toward him. hanging on his »- erv utterance. "The wolves were upon us." h» raid. 'i'« , lowliig and roaring, as 1 nsve >o often heard them. We 1 *d 'or our lives. I don’t deny It; but every -e oud we knew the ravenous pack wss gaining on us. At last they svere so near that we could feel theit muz/les against our legs.” "th!" ga-ped out the lady. “Ho* g’ad you must have been they had their muzzles on!" Vnswera. Poor Woman. "I am so sorry for Mrs. Flite," ssvs th<> lady with the display ol eora) rings. "She is so unhappy since she came home from her sumbier trip You know she left her husband ai home alone all summer." "All!" significantly bvoa 1 liea th* ladv with the two dollar barrette. "Vnd did he carouse around and do things he shouldn’t? These men!" "That’s why sue Is unhappy.’’ ex plains the other lady, "lie behaved h'tnsolf, and she was so in hopes slut might have a chance to get a divorce. Unprejudiced. Mike McGinnis was b ■; examined for jury duty in a murder r tl "Mr. McGinnis." asked the Judge “have yon formed or expressed an opinion as to the g dlt or innocence of the prisoner at the bar?” "No. sir.” replied Mike. "Have you auy cansclentloua scruples .tgaiusl capital punishment "\'r»t in thia case, your honor,” ’’.Mike replied. Constant. Votrer Is it pn-Mb!*. Harry, that you lia-e •sf'ti a'l tha' cake without giving a though’ to your sis’er? Harry Oh uo' I thought of her every second. I was afraid all th* time that ahe would come before l l bad eaton it up.

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M ■ ■ • t’Ii.' it hen I vn.t titst ii-.; Jennie. He used .‘o v.Ui-'i - s is. -n i cal! -d for her to go out ' '.tin.,' Ha oiten happened lo •>»"«' *••• «' Hi sir* >>t en’ranc- of her utoi l ei's .- uu.: ■ incut. 1 hue ina; im env,-.1 ni*. ! knew fh.u h- -.He lions: and I kr.ev.- 'h>i he wan --d Jennie. He did not t her, ho’vi ; i looked out for t.i.i \V- were married ie id" of a year. Then v. - took a lit tin of rooms la a co ei.on a.de nutihc in \\ ,t Due liundicil uni Fourteenth stiect, and i t'otid'.y imped that 1 would see him ua Uiore. It took us ?orae time to vet sot:l->d suusi.-. and tlu-n 1 began io find out thinyi l h’nrned that a towel-rack 1* no place tor a man to bang his r.ecktie.t. iml that closet floors am made io hold masculine shoes and rubb-'i h Also that a male human, even if he D married, e-mnot place a w-'t glHs< on top of the family leebox withou' incurring the wrath of his orderly spouse. I iv • u to see how much I had lost tn tm ■ ai . of my quiet bachelor oxtstence and to wonder how old Mary, who used to make up my room, had borne wh ; me so long. But older can coni ■ i it of chaos; and in due time 1 came io ord r, to say uoihing about training. Th rreafeat -.train on our donieKtlc relations arrived when Jennie began to at. •:■ I a cooking school. Thei • she i •ani" 1 'iiany new things and new ivietlcii! < of doing o!d things. Inc!-dent.-lly 1 leamed a few thins* ai>seifi st second hand. Eu; the breaking point, or the nearbneah.n.x point was coffee. I had a!ways (tattered myself that I kn >w uouiechiug about this soothing p. uluct. 1 bu : ,ht It carefully, had it properly mound, and carried It home w.th punctual regularity it w.cs the coaki.ii, school that lei to the crl-ls. ■•(J< .>ig •, dcur." said Jennie, as 1 op-mc 1 a fragrant can, "this must he done differently ” "\Y" I.’" 1 veutured. “I mean,” „he said, “tint It must be ground.” ■fki it is ground,” 1 answered "] *;*w T.. ■ man .und it myaeif.” "But, dear,” she went on, "you don’t Imagine .hat 1 am «>!ng to let you drink .ft"’ that has b-*n put through the eo., uioa grinder of a grocery a core!" So that •vtts It! 1 was too prvclous to Ik imperiled !>y a drink that had b-'-’n made In the old. plebeian way. There v as certainly soim* comfort in that. Therefor", the best grad" of dor,i"me coffee-mill was bought and dun initialled in the kitchen equipment, Th-* next morning I heard a furious grindint in our apartment. Going ’o tn* kitchen I found Jennie Im-d at the task which had always been perCorned by our grocery hoy. When she finished the grinding she locked at me. She did not say anytning. b** I got her messuge w! 1 hoc’ the aid of tiie Marconi code. Then I reflei ed Hint no manly man would 1< t liis wife grind coffee, and i made vp my mind that 1 would do :hat part of •die household work In the future. And 1 did. 1 turned the crank dady. I nearly to* e the machine from its fastenings on the wall. Then I shaved, as wan customary, but alas, uot as usual! 1 covered up some of thu results with court plaster and went downtown to th'uk it over. At last I concluded that 1 could not shave after the muscle-racking opera tlon of grinding coffee PUiuly there was only one thing to do. I could slop grinding, or I could slop shaving I stopped shaving. Then I made *h« acquaintance ol Tsntino. the barber. Tanttuo was a mind reader. He knew what I was thinking of every time I sat dow i l nder the speii of TaoUuo's eloquen ' l was repea'"dly shaved, trimmed massaged, and shampooed until i long"d for tha Uni* when I cou!J keep a barher on my household onploy meut list. Meanwhile I was fpending some money with Tan’lng; but not aa much as Other people have sp?nt with mors pretentious seers and prophets. During all this time an Idea wan revolving in my mind ’bat would separate m« from Taotlno and make me Hgain muster of ray cup and brush It would also solv* the overwbelrnini piobietn of the daily coll** grind 1 have always b“en parilal to p"ta In n y single loneliness I war attended by a strong and handsome squiin' securely maiutained in a brass c.vr l gave him to old Mary when i bachelor days cam* to an end; I i longed foi him again 1 felt thin could help me. So 1 wont to Mary and t aught ' bee K His name was Hem otid lived up to It. 1 got him a ne. e containing the neeeasaiy roou s bath. H* had also tbo latest cloti In 'read wheelg. He traveled so fast that all 1 co il see of him was a furry tall hiding bo-lv tbiu seemed to »i;Mke ho ii ci "dKabls number of revolution.! p minute. Hero, surely, was energy going *v, waste. 1 look up the study of ina chiller/. I delved Into the science o belts and pulleys. I found that uni' ■ ot applied motion have to bo Incr—sed in direct pioportiou to tbs voiutus ol

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Ev-n R. Cto'.arciurj. Fjrr-irlv SMxts

The nc’.v hu-piMl stsnogriinhor w> a ai'rt to all t i' went on among tho

A'.torney-Gensral, Sres Gaac.rich Joitsr in Hastily Drafted f.leasura. MANY TLAWS A;^Z CITED Tndlanapolls, Ind —Evan B. Slots•nburg of New Albany, formerly state attorney-general, took I Hue. in a statement given out todi> with threo Important acts passed by tlm r->ront session of th" legisiature. Mr. Stotitenhurg, whose administrat -n of the attorney-general's oifice raised him to a high rank among Indiana attorneys. has given particular study to tho Tuthill-Klper curative measure; tho Johnson so-called hutuerule bill and the coal control bill. "I think the Tuthill-Kiper measure la a fraud on the face of It,” he said. "The "vidont purpose of it is to fores v.diat v.il he a legalization of the action of the slat ‘ hoard of tax co.nmi.,stone, s in applying horizontal increates and which were declared illegal hy the supreme court. Will Reaffirm Assessments “The pirn that evidently wiil ho carried out will he this: The lax board will affirm Ita action in making the incrjf .'s Tho assessments wiil bo then just where the board illegally placed them lust August. Thus affirmed thev will go to th* local hoards of review and they will he either forced to accept them, or make up a nr./ levy if they reject them. "This I?at necessity is the o!ub h-.d over th ■ local boards It .• ouid have heen niiicii more honest to ha-.* equalized thin lega'i/ed the a i'>n of the hoard Time vi.l how that no relief is given Dgn.in v tii i iilcg il and unauthorized action of the a.ate h sard. "The homo rule bill is a li'Ge hotter. but is still open to objection. If homo rule is right on and after iamitry 1. 1.why nor now? Then there la this inconsistency about it: The county council now makes all county tax levies and pass’* upon and authorizes, either directly or indirect!;,, ail county bonds issu.jH so far as these things are concern :d the iaw p"rmiis au appeal from the body taking the original action to the same body. All these matters are purely local a.i 1 the officers having ■ iiarg • of them are responsible 'o the people for their i'-'i. Let the appeal be to the electorate at tiie polls Coal Control Sill Weak "TV* coal control bil is uo batter. Vr Goodrich, or at !*c.st hi i family, is largely Interested in this Industry.

nurse : . o desk, j d fro.n from duty on the upper boors or stopping to ruk her lor mail. One of t'i*-e p Teresa, was distmKoished hoili for -eight and wit. Ait liv’d Teresa, but none of them ever Look the trouble lo let her know it. It would have done her a lot of good, sometimes, If they had. As it was, when a gra'cful patient — ‘ G. i\" among them—sent oqt invitations for a little party, the question arose as to how ruuny of the girls ,n training might go. The stenographer overheard '.Maggio Irisli" ask Ten - a if slio weie going.

“No"—

“Why not?” “Well, if 1 did co and tried to have any fuu you’d all call me the elephant; and then 1 haven't anything io

wear”—

TIihi was tii* first tim* the stenographer had ever |:*..rd or so. u Teresa allow Unit she was hurl by tiie cateless girls, though she knew it. Several journal entries were neg. leeted that afternoon, wi, le the young woman at the d -sk tried to fix up the sltiialion for Teresa. Wouldn't one of Aunt Mary's i-l'iek laces be beautiful on Teresa if her pretty black hair hail one or two wave.- in it? The stenographer lunched with Aun’ Mary the next day, an I carried homo a black chiffon, which she sent by e\ press to Teresa, with a note. “From one who is ma.t h rise A e isn’t plump enough lo wear a decent gown any

more.”

She managed to get Teresa into an arrangement of -la's, and slip pitted un her hair iu some puffs one nislii to show her how, and then—just as sh* was planning to he Teresa’s beau for tii* evening, of course yonqethlng happ- ncd. Sh* v is (aid up the whole day of the party. Ami t iii-tey, whom she hrcln’t sc t for a ' ear, h:i l to send on that vo; / afienm-i.i a saeriil delivery that lie tv n coming iuio town about o p. uj. lor two or three da' j. Oh, was theta any justice in anything” A spasm i f pain aero- < her eyes answere!. t hurley in town, an I an evening for somethin;; else plaan'’d previ eisly, and—both ruitied oh, .* bright I lionght ran sharply as *h-* neuralgia. ('harl“y could take Tere.-i to the parly. 7'- line .• a number it the gi-ls slightly, having b"eo au mte ne m th* irs nion v.h.-u am i of them began training It would do, and help both Tere»a 'ni Charley. Wlien C'harle.. r ime, was '.i—d ami sent away with a big, splendid-looking girl In bl«i h, somehow the lit!l« stenographer felt strange. They look ed—she V afehed theai i ut of the w.ndow, leaning on one elbo'.v in be-l - liko prize Aincrii a as, (’ihe stenographer h?il fillin'- ideas sometimes.)

How - deaply interested hai never been told. If lb ■ i tai measure i.i con uitutionsl then ’ha administration is placed in the hinds of Mr. Goodrich and his appointee, Jesse Each bach. Jus' how firm a control the governor has o er Mr. Kuchbarh is shown hy their Actions in the two ■ pei UI sessions. Whenever Goodrich uitds a speaker. Each bach resigns from tiie Stale Hoard of A counts and wh«n ihe special session is concluded h* is Immediately reappointed. "I believe the following provisions of the measure will he held invalid: The powc‘1 to fix pri *<; the power to confiscate either mines or coal: the inquisition powers therein contained, such as compelling the production of books and papers, and the license fees to be charged operators sad

dealers

"1 further predict that if tha act is held valid lliat its effect will be to drive coal out ot the state and to provent coal from coming In." Experts who have studied the taxation measure* ^oinride wlili Mr. Stolaenburg s views The fact that the Tuthill-Kiper measure la causing untold confusion ’hroughom the causes no surprise her* sntong thosa familiar With its eaMtaMt Tfc* true story of the taxation msasur* ha* just been told Canfsrees Kept Pnaone**. After the aerate and house had deadlocked for days on a solution of the problem a little breakfast was held iu I mi ian a polia on Friday morn Ing, Jul; 30. attended by Senator New Governor Goodrich. State Chairman i'l. M. Waamutb and Warren T. McCray. It was docldsd the a as.on must bo *nil*d tbit day. Accordingly fhc tax c..n *rees to gefher with B>1. Jackson, tu.ilniute for re-election a* secretary of sta’e; 3 Lesh. candidate for attorneygeneral, and Fr ’-! S.nia of the tux hoard are said 'o have -een ordered locked i-p and not !e! ou' until they leached an agreement. It Is recalled now that mcati were carried to the conferees and that they did not apc’ar until a decision was reached. There, looked in o i u prison *rs of th* Goodrich administration. ih.tae men were fore* I to -an agreement 'hat their col’eagues 'rad been iinihle to r"ai'h in ihrte wejks of bickering. "No wonder lb* measure* are full of the customary Goodrich flaws," said one man who had watched the proceedings. . w

Charley was very d " oted during the test of the ath", Yau would nov -r have known tint ins had a thought nf ano tier r oman In his head. Hut the time came, whan lie had returned, that Charley’s litters gn-.v less frequen*. end Teresa u -d to get mail that wo.* addressed wit., a typewriter Loni tne same pos’otfice—and Teresa M-em-d different to the girl at Ihe de-k. Th* atenog.apher 'v is too ueeu vi iiom-d for lier own .good. “Well, m. Ce.ar," she said on* day to Teresa, "tell me about it,” ,a?ul Teresa, being liM* |c s perceptive, confessed, and wept, like the big child that she was. “I had planned it from the v«i> first, you goose,” said tho stenographer, sayty.

Rsud'n on the Dag. Mtss Carson was one of tiie young women who are determined to always have their own way in the tare of ali obstacles. When the conductor canna along to tak* up the tickets and found her seated with « dog it. her lap. hw

said:

“Madam, I am very worry, hut von can’t have your dog in this car. (t • againat the rules." ‘‘I shall Hold him In my lap all 'ho wa;.,” sac replied haughtily, ‘and h* will not dis urh anyone.” “That makes no difference,” H.aid he conduc or. "I couldn't allow ni,. iwn dog to ride In here. Logs ni'.isl ' I* in the haggrge car. I'll fasten hi;i. dl right for you." “Don't .’.on dai* to tnnoh my dog, sii!” cried Miss Carlson excited! T will trust him to no one!" Very Ind- tninily th-* young w - .an 1 rvi cV- I i .-- »• • •'*« nr. ,-■-! 'hi* | dag, mid re ti nod About n.'i. i -j-a j ikirllier o t, when the conductor i ne through tiie ear again. Miss C.i *>ia inquired: "Will you tell me If my dog is ail right?” "I am very sorry madam," replied Ihe conductor pol'tely, “but you lied him to a trunk, and he was thrown ><T wi'h it soma time ago." T ruthful, “Tild you rat-'b any fl^h this uioto-

Ing?”

“No," ( ornfully). "Well, you are truthful, anrwag, which can't he said of all fishermen" "As to that, perhaps you might hav« called ihem fish, but I wouldn't Th* biggest omt 1 goronly weighed twalvw pound*." t