Herald-Democrat, Greencastle, Putnam County, 30 April 1920 — Page 3
,.,UDAY ( APRIL 39 f 1929
THE HERAlD-DEMOCRAT
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(CONFESSES MURDER Of MARTHA HUFF
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|>[MiTLJtiN YHAROLD NEGRO IN jndianaj*ous jail positiyk. LY IDENTIFIED BY SISTER OF VICTIM
MAY I FIXED AS | POLITICS AMECICAN DAT WARMINC
CAUGHT ON THE FLY
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•' Lif'.'e illnmim'l will win morn •ml! s t!i:in ii ilozcn faint heim.s.
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INDIANA STATE CAI‘ITOL f Ap.'j ril 22.— In onitir that the people of indiuna may demonstrate their dis. approval of radical Socialism and in. ternationalism, Governor Goodrich today issued a proclamation desig. nating May 1 as American day. Sim. ilar action has been taken by most of
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Indianapolis April 22— William * “J " l nineteen year old negro, living' the stutes 115 a counter movement to it 1.121 Columbia Avenue, was held in ^ le day activities of the reds. lolitary confinement at police head. I ° j.irtt r today as he cofessed the mur. i Indianapolis t April 23 — id of Martha Huff, age fourteen, I William Ray, 19 year old negro f u ost . body bearing thirteen stab of ^Martha Huff, It years old^
UP SOME
A toolhaclie will keep your min«l on It more persistently than a heartache.
Scrap Book
THE LltiH rHOUSfi.
A teaspoon of vinegar in water in which fowl Is boiled makes It tender.
I’Kl.MAKY AJTKUAC H C A LISES CANDIDATES AND THEIR FRIENDS IX) GET OUT AND -HUSULE FOR VOTES— DEMOCRAT 1C CANDIDATES K)K sheriff Nl MEROUS—
If you would win the undying grail tilde of a homely woman call her baud some.
<>ii. vex. pi ,ileus publicity la for everytiod.v except the people you like verv much.
There tvnnld he fewer spinsters
PROUD DOLLAR AT 40 CENTS
In the Day* Following the Civil War the Coin Fell Considerably Below Par.
Riwac ^Gal 11 » ***** ■**'-* ‘ , V<»I *9 UiU r .tm.i , was found Tuesday afternoon] w ^ ose l>ody was found in Eagle creek i- ft... . i.,l'*>n le.irrl., — ——..l. I late iTuesdllv nfti.rnrwcn ..re..— — II
i the swollen waters of Eagle creek, I Tee quarters of a mile north of
Iv .binuton street.
Hun mle a statement, detectives say n wr.xh he confesed that he stabbed Ihc .nr! several times with his pen. pnfe order to silence her screams 9e c h'J having attacked her in any
it her way.
Scm after the detectives obtained |he •■fession, Ray was identified kositi'- dy by Nora Smock, eleven Lear o',j step sister of the HuflF girl the ue? who met them on the west KichikUM street bridge and later went pwa; F. the girl.
N'ew Y'oik, April 21— Railroad em. k i took part in the unauthor, lycd , : ■ will not be reinstated with 1, r ■ city r gats, it was announced |imeh y J J, Mantell, spokesman ‘h • Railroad General Manager’s ■ < after a conference with I; r* 1 ).' '-'ntatives of the four broth. Ir> f railroad employes. The ^ strikers will be registered ca employes. Mr. Mantell s.:id. This i' • uncement was issued after • res-n’ttives of the railroad broth | < td spent several hours in an ■ eisfii! attempt to s-vure an ex i" ..i f the railroad u.tin*...turn I h - in'! at noon Lts*. Sunday, h • •rhfiod chiefs ro iglit to gain ’until nOon tomorrow.
late Tuesday afternoon, after gruell. ing questioning by detectives, admitt ed in a second statement yesterday afternoon that he stabbed the girl be. cause he wanted to silence her scr. earns. He further admitted that a statement in his original confession that he murdered her during a dis pute about the return of a $2 bill he had given her was untrue. The ne. gro Confessed that he criminally at. tacked the girl. He said he stabbed her when she screamed and fought him as he started to attack her a sec.
ond time.
Ray entered a plea of guilty when arraigned before Judge iPritchard in City Court yesterday. He was held to the grand jury on a charge of murder without bond.. Ray’s trial will be held as soon as possible.
girls would he more careful about their
makeup.
With the Putnam County primary
ed ion for each the Democratic and
t»i:!*’ . w LOSES GAME. TO UANSLYVAMA MEN, 7—3
I wuir .n, Ky., April 21,— Trans. V- i • ■ vgc today defeated D e. r.i ■ nuersity base.ball loam by If... n- uf 7 to 3. The visitors lost •o: in the first inning when i . v. , stacked up four hits and I Score by innings: T t 7 9 8 ‘ Glascock and Carlisle; Roll's‘ and Powell.
[ H» L\ MAY RAISE HATS V IN:,LEAD OF SALUTING
t'.ui Apt. 1 . l_,In gr’cting ■rieu.: . otfic and men of the ] m.i y raise their hats or caps un | '> .-.-ued by Secretav i’aker ■ ‘v regulation of Iv ; ’-equi . f *» to greeting being a salute i-y wj, ivscindc 1.
NEW ATHELFTIC FEILD IS PUN of mmsm
Republican party only a few days a. way, May 1 being the day for the ev. ent, county politics ar e (beginning to
warm up considerably
With eight candidates in the Demo, cratic 'ace for sheriff, mor e interest is hinged on that race than any of the
others.
.Only one more Saturday will occur
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Some women derive «s much pleas tire from weeping ns some men do from laughing.
hetorj, the primary and as Saturday
before primary is always a big politi. eal day. much interest is being man. ifeste f | as thf day approaches. To. day was a forerunner of the approach, ing primary and “ last Saturday” * , 'ere Lei”~ many favrriprs m town to
discuss politics.
I here Is no hope for the man who spends his time ntguitig with women nnd babies.
Fireproof dishes Mint have been scorched should he soaked In strong Ikh'hx water.
I'se a penny for rubbing mud from clothing. It provides an edge that Is not too sharp.
I’uhlle schools can teach the speaklog oi good English, but environment teaches harder.
Show us ;i man who thinks he tinder, stands women ami we'll show you a gold brick buyer.
ME* VII f V. COX YCK TR K EDIT. VD DEM) RED satfrdw MORNING
PROPOSED ilr.i.M E.'H I.D C Obi i.x i HE .slh.HgORHODD Of SjO.UCJ -Glf'.iii.A O.N i \M) A HALF At UE lll xt 1 SEtcKED HE I'RAtT 1." ’IX l RED
«l L ID LEGALIZE BEER
1 tpril 21,—A bill to legalize ’’I this state of beers and ‘' v - with an acholic content But a e than 2.7o per cent was c i • *lie senate today Tie vote 21 t > 8. The measure has not i i ’ ted upon by the house.
.Coach E.< Du.- of DgPauw hoiils a thirty jay option on a seven and a half acre tract of land lying Jnorth. west pf 11cKeen field which is being considered by the athletic board at a possible site for th e i ew University athletic field The ground comprises a part of the Cook farm. Contractors are now estimating vie probable cost of completing the field If the estim. ates arc reasonable and enough mon. ey be secured to carry out thr plans the Tig^r football team will pla- Itsga me’ on the new field next fall It will cost $ ."0.000 to complet-' the field according to a rough estimate. Present plans cal! for two baseball diamonds j a football field a quarter mile track. | 220 yard stia'ght.awny. nr' \ series i of ten tennis courts along the west)
side of the field
Melville Cox, age 78 was found dead in bed this morning at n e ar 7 O clock at hi.s home on the Bloomington roaq j by iii c mlitrs of the tamily. Death re. suited from heart trouble. He leaves Int rrm e nt will be in Forest Hill C'e.n* funeral will c held Monday afternoon t the rgsidenee. Rev. H. C. Clippin. gei will have charge of the services Fa- i'ini e : will Lc in Forst Hill Cem-
etery,
WASHINGTON, Apr. 23— The population of greater Indianapolis, ac_ j cording to the government census of
1920 is 311.194.
Tia' official announcement was au. ‘h r '.id Li 9 O’clock tonight by Sam I. Rogers, director of the United
States Census
Compared with 1910 census, the new figure- represent the remarkable in. ova’-, in the Indianapolis populnUon
of co r.-H
Tq., T)er'*.’ntage of increase for the past decade Is 31.5
A in art-led cynic's idea of a wise guy N a fellow who lind a chance to marry bis wife lui! didn’t.
N" wiitnnn has entered the convent "f SI Cntherinc, on Ml. Siuul, for more than 1,400 years.
Time was when the United Slates dollur. today worth $1.17 In Canadian money, could he picked up it> Canada for 40 cents. Those were the far-ofl day* of the Civil war, when M*e United States was being bled white by fratricidal strife. During a considerable portion of the period between 1801 and 180.T the United States dollar brought Mt cents and even 40 cents. At one rime things looked so tdaek for the North that in Quebec the American greenback fell to 40 cents, whereas the (Jo'ifederute dollar brought 35 cents. Not unM. about 1879 did the American dollar get to pur. Canada was flooded with Yankee notes during the Civil > ar aud private Individuals made a lot of money buying them and selling them after peace was declared. The late Cool Burgess, a famous Toronto minstrel of years gone by. Is said to have built the row of brick houses on the east side of Upper Simeoe street from the profits he made on a trunkful of greenbacks he accumulated when receiving record salaries on the stage in the United States.--Montreal Herald.
Th^ slow s*'i erne .» as « tiger tari.sA, Eull fed. Inclined i«> play; but we know Ins mood when ths black clouds brood. As the lightnings lean to slay. When wind and water combine foi sin tighter And torture the tossing ships. Then ths sea’s wild whins I* a cry malign From a loosened tiger’s lips!
But however the winds of the world may roar. However the wild sea whines. Warning the danger that haunts ths shore. The lamp In the llghthouae ahlnes! Warning of danger and promise of aid, And guide on a psthlrss way— This Is the pharos that men have mad* For the ships on the sea astray.
STEWED RABBITS GO HUNTING
Bunnies That Had Indulged Overfreely in Apple Juice Chase Their Enemies, the Dogs.
Forty commandments could have been put into the Mosaic law. hut ten were rohsiijcred enough.
Koine men don't rtre whether they ride In an niiloniolille nr a patrol wagon —Jusi so the,’ get a ride.
Eve- , man is valued in this world as he shows In his conduct Melt lie wishes to he valued.—T.e I’lniyere.
U'omi.n live longer than men. It is said hut according In the census emimcrntiu - they never live so many years.
APPEAL TO MEN IN UNIFOBM FOR their mm
D?02nese Celluloid Industry.
T! urlluloid indii'ttry in Jaimn N ol rorvni (l» k N elo|MiH*ni. having UnHv pas*.F»<| a dumile slnro if whs siarU'd in Snkal. Tiwlny an* flirei fai lo ri« * prniluciim rc*lluloi«l sliivt* on n fa. <* sualt*. Thi* export in 1017 \vn* I poiimN. vnlucil ui $J..VCi.lmh. r riu‘ sninl! incn , :i*'«* in 19IS was not due to a ileoroaso in I ho dofuand huf to a ilurnMiIn lIn* pro<lui't Ion of uampliur la a 11 in .lapiin proper mal I'ormnsn. 'I ll • Kovonior tenoral «»f Konnosa fri< niu'lo lnv«*st|jntion of fh*» nuitter <»f iinTpaximr flic fMHNlortinn of (*nniphor. hml if loronfly aiinouiin*<1 to tin I r Ihiloid manufacturers that ihc supI pl> would Increjiv* l»y alaau -UHNUMMi I puiMnN for tin* next listyd year. > • w
I V *rk Times.
Affcr helng Isolated hy snowdrift* that choked the country ronds for new end weuks. Bauksvillc, In the (Connecticut hills nelu here, is n^ain in touch with civilization, according to a Stamford (Conn.) dispatch to tlio New York I’venin^ Sun of a short time a^o 'Hi** <‘haniM*l of news was opened l»y .1. S. t'la. ., *lealer of (he place, u ho poke*! his team iliroayli the snow and ^‘ot into this *• 11>. t’larli iep*»rt»**l that he ilisiaivered a ^roendho^, evi*lentl.v disgusted whh tin* Heather In* predicted ahoul six w«*»*J\s auo. peiadied **n the Ilinl* •*! an elm tree near fits home. While ih** animal was sunning iis**|f t’lark ealled his whieh (pm-kl> dispateh(*ti I he ^roiindhou. It weij:ln*d seven pounds. t’laiU also reported the rahlufs are having the lime of their lives, despite rhe prohibition law. He says they are ^etiiim intoxtcau*d hy eating the d**cayinu apjilea found hy elawlt*^ into tin* snow that yet covers the orchard lands and ^ive ch ise to the hound dn_ •. Ihtrim! his tw*»*tiour stay In town (’lark said In* was wiilini: to swear as U) the veracity of these statements.
So ths may purr, or the wind* may blow From th*» south of thr earth or north: From ftkerryvoro to tho Boston shoro— Tree Point to the Kfrth of Forth. Though death rides htfh throufh ths windy sky Or ths streofth of the tempest’s wlnfs. Hour on hour the lump tn ths tower Burns on and the for heU rings.
So It hath been since the ancient days When the priests of ancient fame Kindled tn Egypt a high red blase For the fleets that homeward came. Warning of danger, promise of aid. And guide on a pathless way— This Is the pharos that men have made For the ships on the spa astray! —J.Ydlx M I) ONVU. in Popular Mechanics Magazine.
SIMPLY HAD TO BE DONE
"Dovey's" Love Was Still Strong, but, as He Said, He Positively Had to Breathe.
“Sweety!" sutil she.
"Dovpy!" auswereil he. Daylight grew illtn. The afternoon
shadow's length-
0Ilf ^' Lamps that * ,iouI(1 h8V, ‘ ( v' :c V 3 ~^r~94' lit remained nnBy seven o’clock they had kissed each other 40
times.
At Inst, when tin' echo of the dinner gieit; hml lutej cimsciI to vlhrute through Ih* 1 hall below. he x‘ tfieil his (msltlon nnd dre*.v awu.v u little. "Ditrlltig.’’ she cried, lenrs of unguish springing In tier eyes, “have you coe x,-,i to It ve me V*’ *'!Sn. xw eel heart.” he replied Ihiekiv: “11111, hung It all, one must In en i he."
WILDCATS
DOWN DE I* M W TIGERS
jl iii ’t'.lN'T RARER RELIEF IN KAOLIN
■ Eh i. ouib, April 21.— Use of Indian mineral, in the Mu 11 * it ■ of paper print is declar. I' ' i ntii'nl economy b;. ■gan, ..late geologist in a i wa: released for dlstribu be Indiana Department ut
nation totlay.
eposit* are found in Oran.
LEXINqTON.Ki Apr. 23.— The Ur.. iverstty of Kentucky Wildcats easily downed DdEauw University here yes., terday afternoon 4 to 2. Tom Grubbs, wildcat pitcher, fanned thirteen, A hit batsman a walk and a single m thi
j GENERAL LEONARD WOOD, RER
I BLICAN CANDIDATE FOR
TKKSIDENTIAL NOMLN MTON j SI'EAKS/THIS MORNING— N»
AROLOGY FOR UNIFORM
An appeal to the World’s War Vet. cians lor their support in the coining primary, was the outstanding feature . of the talk by General Leonard Wood
first inning gave Me visitors their two ^ for (he Republiean lumunu '
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More Mechanical Zooloqy. Not Ion*; ng«» th«* Youth's I'ompnnlon t>i'! lisliiMl mi Hem about mfi hnni< % al t»*< is that hear ih** names of animals s- *ra! millers promjitly wrote i<* « xplaiti th** origin of Mome of iho furious rvmit’s that tin* aril; U* h*ft imar count***! for. Tho monkey wrench, on** uorn'spon'1 ent lnf*>rrns ih. proi ii'* name hy <*orrn|» fi*»i» from Hint of i*w Invetuoi. a polo ii:h:i**«1 >Ti iM*l;a. Another wrih*** that Sj;m i*»l ( , rompl<43 con' iveil a si i11‘. r fiinchln** that couihineil tin* i*.’^ * it lilies of Ha r^renves' spinnirvj (namefl for his wife) an I Ar! v ri/ 1 r* spinning friune !i«* nnni*‘(t tin* n • uieliiiio a mule In referemi* to it^ } p:*r« ulnge.
Lettuce by the Carload. I **::u* e Is hein^ grown on a fi**l*l s«al'* in the hn|aThil anil Saif river vai •• * < f •’ulifoinla. H**hls of from IUI in -in a< i'*s being not estmonlltinry. At th** height of the pnriiiefion >i*a '**n—.lani.ary nnd I ehruary—it U not •in* uniMon for -'i> carhouls of lettuce i *ln\ to ia* shi|)peil t** the luhhile \\»’>f*rn ami easietn niarU«*ix. Tills l«*trn* *•. grown uniler Irrigation. Is pro (luc< , <l !>' haiH labor an*! is of extra fin«* uiialily. 'Pin* Imluslry was ijevr! npi*<i on a C(>niiner(*itil basis nboui ihr*'* \ oars ago ami duriug flo* last two \** ius has he* ii one of the lend Uig iig;** , nl i nral oia-upatlons id* the Ntni**. Tlu*se localities also produce <; »*ro!s. | ins. caul I flower nnd table h**j»ns on a less extensive basis
“Highland Mary*§" Grave Pr-aerved. Iliirldand Mary ('ampbell. Ibirns' first love, has been disnjssed in tlio Itritisti parliament. It was feared that her grave would he destroyed make room for extensions of tho Harlan A* Wolff shift building yards >ir (•reenock. (m t! e final rcjiditm of tho (Ireenoek impif**enn of order eontlrnnilion bill i: the house of commont v Mr. Alexander Shaw, secretary for Scotland, r4*|»lyini> to many queries mr flu* siililoct, staled that the sentimental objections lodged by the Burns federntloti and other societies will he respected. The ^rrave of Hidihind Mary I* to he left untouched, he said, only the monument being turned :ironnd to face the rood. “In due course,” added Mr. Show, “a second sitiiiible rnonument will he erecit**! on the ** me s.i** more accessible to th*? public r
^ ^ ^ ^ tion for President, in his thirty minut*
address here this morninir
Kentucky —4 1U 2 j Batteries— Julian and Guild; Grub.
hs and herb
Christian Spirit. u '■* * m to have "icat * *»nti«l» , n* , e »r grocer." r* pll**d Ho* sympMlh**l:c Htl
(rtnoral Wood opened by statin * 1 ( that he appeared in his uniform and
A BRA UsS DEFKMTKU tM PIN %L
CONTEST
BLOOMINGTON.Irwl., Apr.23 # — Thurston Ha*>htn in <>f Muncie won
•’hen he (ells you n yarn to ex » why he is compelled tp ehar^e
— I outrapeons prlct*s I <lare - v \< ’ e
I that no apoiogy was necessary for thut 1 licvi' him uml conx.ilo wiiii h | uniform. He then launched into pru ‘ I do. And If Mu* xiik.lc i • > I for the American World War aoldicisj ""irx n» ■ on ,l - 1 • ' , . . , .1 wlfM* awny his tours." B i n.
and devoted .sonie time in telling of| ,
telling of)
honor due them
Departmental Government reduction!
Herry In Raising Dates. Wit'..o u veil pro|H'l' I'llI'e Iho ditto lie'iii Maris in hear ut an early ago met will brim; the best rcsull.H from the fUtli year i"> An !l gaius In age It gains In productive eiipueity. gooil piihiis front si\ in n n .Venn* Pea ring its high as BiO pounds of fruit per tree. Ii has been eonservaliveiy estlnnited Mint priilits froin a dale pin lit a Moa of ri 'in e imported viii':el ies. given inielligi’iii iittenilon. klioutd noi full •hurt ol ?rn»i per acre for n iiutnher ol yen is. mid ilnise who entet ihl eld now will have heller opporium lies ||S die oulpill I* limited, and would i n d’e I'ai'vext ■•niullig lo dioxe pio a line made Mrllele, wnh a wide '• i d iipd limiled xil|.pl\.
Armenia. \niienla ( he Si rlpturul Mlnnll l« a HM'.inry of noi-ihi'a.stern Asia Minor, boinidisl on iln- uorlh by Trehizoml and I'r.-'iisrauciisin. on Ibe suiilh by Kurdlsiiin. and on the east by tho Cnsplnn sea. For Iho most part It Is a tahleland with nn average elevation of over filHiO feet, the euliiilnuting point being Mount Ararat. 1C.900 feet high. Arineiiln eontaliiH Uie headwaters of tin* Tigris nnd Euphrates rivers The Arineiilnns are Cuilcaalaus and speak n hrnneh of tho Aryan Inn* gunge. They have long been noted for llieir enterprising eommerclal spirit. They are t'hrlstlnns unit have heen nn>x| eruelly perseeuted hy the Turks. During the recent war thousand* of Armenians were massacred. Tho treaty with Turkey has not, ns this is written. hi*en eimeluded.
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J RETAINING KNOWLEDGE.
Martin^ Owen nnd Gree
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1 " m ( lay Dul'oix < ( v.
cry counties.
•ar '.le’ies'os kaolin wi ' help lk» nrobleim of steadily l isi. ?
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• General Wocil here at n 'or 9:30
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ra» Vc.it standard of 37(1 "rmHl heat unite a cubic •:.s is estnhlished for a rdcr from the Publi mnission issued today.
Walter Hehuh of Port W ayne
Mrs F-ank Donm i went ti’ Indiana polls today to spend the day with he husband who recctlv undervent nn cperition at the Methodist Hospital
In the Wrong Pew
The iiilnleter hurrle I down iln* aisle and grasped Ihe st-iinger s hand. ‘Tin glnd to see von vvilll us tonlBbt." la* said. “I run see (bat you are hil ••r- ' g under some deep son ow. Mime gn*at
di-appointment."
"You're right. I eame In her * ihliil;-
and party arr’ved ll,is " , *** " ''lueiim and having go- , . , .. | In I didn't have the tie.-vi in g,.| to, nnd
bv mi to from Dan. 1 , ..
I ’* U out.V—London Ai swerx. and left at 10 0 clock for Brazil j
Georgette and Trieotine
“The members want you |o ran for president of our club." announced
I (ieorgettc.
Geparal Wood was Introduced as the .| ,j !l; ,r,!l.v the girl." sim
next president of the Unltod S7atr by | eioil Trlrollni'.
S A Ha’s who stamped him as first 'Uon i worr.v. Things c.'iMn't hr in war. First in peace, and First in j worsc.’-LnulsvIlle (V,r er-Ioa •m.l.
the hearts of his countrymen'' candi.
the Indiana State High School Orator.! 0 ' G " v ‘‘™ nt expenses, decreasing leal contest here tonight. Doyle Mul.l' hn * ,71 ‘ 0 th ; armv ' ^aise of the, ' n of Sheridan won second place and f ’ rni ' r ' <rlor,f Y in ^ the American L **-; r.dm Forris of the Shortridge High ion antl Hpnol,nc,n « ‘<»'>’Pu!sor v mill. | hoo! Indianapolis third Dr W. A | ,ilry oi'cupied the remaining |
iUwles prcrenled n gold medal to ,v>rtion of hi " 8 >’ e< ‘ ch
Harshman. a silver medal to Mullen, mid a bronze medal to Ferris. The
■ p eliminated in th'.' final contest, — i ve Marshall Abrams of Gresncsstl* f ,s » v ' ,hfi "-
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THS HERALD-DEMOCRAT
Thi’ nc*<% Bjvp r^t'et thi'* pvcrtbv
Rebecca lodge vvil <r> rrs’Dlnr «e«s'on There will h ■ bx.**,.xx of imnortav,,' to fransact and nil member* are urre Lo he present. Dollie Caldwell, Noble grand.
dnte Thanks to the dismissal of Univ. , .jf . ,1^,1 f-f S^r*east1*i Cr-hool Class 's .,,.™ r ^u,| |. v tVe Cn*'*' (fv ROT C C'lmrr’nies. n erewd o near 1 OOf) trm^ed the crowd He iake from a trick on the south corner of the
square
Arctic Advar.iafjf.
‘ Xu Eskimo will -r.iv hi lilx house
for mon Mis at a streteh.”
"That’s hi- luck." replied Mr. (’.rowidiei'. “It's too cold up Mu*re for the landlord to travel it round and sefe notice Hat the lenl t.ux been
raised."
"tail vour daughter learn ituioh at tho looking school." "V. he learned how ‘o make a lot . la » we can't alTof.l to cat.'*
Mother—Ilenry, duos your ear nolle? Henry—No. mother. Molher—Then why liuv,* you put rollon wool In it? Henry—Well, you know, ninthet you keep on lolling me that I learn so little because what go*'x ui one ear oinne* out "f Ma* oilier so I've plugged Ihe other one up!
Fitting Variety. "I « ml ii vine to plain on the grout '! of this flnancter's euuniry hoiiie • ' the xli'es sloping down to II,e i,. i Whiil would yon suggest? A rioepor?" “1 wouht try some haMt nmner."
Something Accompli»b-d. "XVl,o is ihe leariosj looking man?" "X xvli’hoMo i.bemlst," " *> hai - tie worioiii. on?" " X beer taihlet." "line lie suei eedeil In producing one?" "No Pul lie s discovered a i e'v is ilinspi n la.t « line f*,f niakllig Inuioiia mi,I i i>e bteuui.”—Hlnulugtuiui Agellernld.
Kut-
Classy Talk. “Tliiil unihielhi repulier lai feriti.* appmarh." "What l» ttr “First asks the Indy of the house If she lias liny golf rlubs to mend"
H-.iJ Prltoner by Spirit. XVI a a Beiigoi (Me.) IiuhIiihms man cto-ed hi' olll-'e lute In the afternoon a woniHti w|i- siaiiillng In the doorway vvuiii g |, i i ini. and neither he nor «lu i. i,''id 'hit v, li.*». he elosed Mm door h s| ri ••auglii in Mu* jarub. XX'hen hi r " i ,■.,in nlotig she inlsNcd ll. Hill tn hour a Her ward Mie husiness mnu. sHuinioiied by telephone, arrived nnd released the primmer.