Herald-Democrat, Greencastle, Putnam County, 1 August 1919 — Page 8

FRIDAY, AUGUST 1, 1919.

THE HERALD-DEMOCRAT

GAVT<: ms OPINION FRKrr.Y. Gonrral Sliorni.-tn's Vfow* hr to I;onifKleliin^ « l^iule. Gcnoral WUliari TeoumHCh Kh“rmaa liuted ;« dude* worse than a hornet 11^ never rare ! for hn*» clothe*! fn fact, he Judged men for what tlioy could do One day at Saratoga a real dudo was jiresented !o the ^Hr^led old soldier. The dude looked thro h Ms monocle it the warrior and tenderly Inquired “Aw, Gen'wetl, whot wotild you do If I wore you in I you v. ..i “Oli, you must • euso im' ( “ .v!d the Oom*;al mo le^tly. “What would [ do?“ prowled t!»e old ftoldler when tho dude had gone aw “what would 1 do if I y..a It" (olnting tu tlie <lijde “1“1 fell you v !n-i: I d do! If I was a dude. I would throw r.’ iy that vile cigar-’Pe, cut no my cnae for fire*v<»od, v Mr in/ wat'dicl: in underneath ray l out, srun h that rnonu le ^nd s?.iv at home n: is aud hray for hruins.’* What L’hey Might He. ,l \ iuu>- 1: » > » »u l)e(»n?“ ask^i Mr IcGrulT, Ids wif » came in the dm mg room all exclt.*,!. ‘ hy. I hu ' i>c n down to the genealo.y she replied, prordly, “and ho has t’;» d ri!;. ancestors I tack u thousand Here is the list. You wli! noti.o after some of them there s’ injs the letter ‘P.* “ “ll’m! Wlmt does that stand for “Why, either poets or painters.’* ‘You don't say? 1 thought, peril • is. it stood for piralea or pcidlcua.”—Detroit Tribune. A (’use of See md Sight. A Scotch tnfninter 'md his friend, who were couilng home from a wedding. began f o (■'.insid<»r the slate Into which their potations at the wedding feast had left them. “Sandy.” said the minister, “just stop a minute here till I go ahead. Maybe l don't. w:i! ver steady, and Me- good wife . 't imuark something not Just “ He walked ^ th*» servant **ir a short dlsia » a rt then asked: How is it'* Am I walking straight?” “Oh, ay,” answered Sandy, thickly; “ye’re a’reciit —but wlio’s that who's with yon ’“--Harpet s'.Veekly. Rccipiv>clty Fxperience. "Mistuh IMiiklev,”H.ifd Miss Drown, “what do‘s you undersiaa* is the meanin’ of do word reciprocity?'* “Well,** was f he answer,*‘you taka de chicken coop Do chicken inside Is layin* feh de man data ns her; de man is layin* fob me 'cause he knows I’s layin' fob de chicken. An* dat’a reciprocity.” — Washington Btar. 1 An Easy VIafter.

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1 ‘ Jimmy, d'yer t’Ink dey’ll git dl« ia Fads and Fancies?’ " I “Naw, I’ll give dem » tow t'ousand ter suppress It.”

Ike Moon's Tritiniph. ■‘The sun la all very well,” said an old Irishman, "but the moon Is worth ten of It.” "Why?” asked his friend "Because the utoou affords us light In the night when we want It. whereas the sun's with us In the daytime when we have no occasion for It," was Pat's explanation.—-Th* Taller. The Truth. “Mr Hardup must have used a great deal of flattery to win the heiress.” "No; he simply told her tho truth.” ‘‘Indeed?” ‘‘Yes; he said he couldn’t llv# without her." Taking tin Overdose. Latehours—My nerves are all out of kilter. Friend Why don't you taka something for them? Latehours — That's what's the matter—I’ve taken too much for them!—Detroit Free Press. Hafe for Him. Nervous Old Lady (on seventh floor of hotel)—Do you know what precautions the proprietor of the hotel has taken against fire. Porter—Yes. mum; he has ths place Inahooed for twice w’ot It's worth.—Kansas City Independent. Coming Hound. Mrs Cs(Trey- —'nd how Is that pretty young widow? Is she reconciled to her loss yet? Mrs. Malaprop—No, she ain’t exactly reconciled yet, but they do say .aim's got the man picked out.—Bs«fcaaia. ———

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County Superintendent Frank Wallace ha< purchased of Ernest Browning the property at the corner of Locust and Walnut streets now occupied by Mr. and Mrs. L. Zaharakos. Mr. Browning only recently jurchased the property. Carl Allen, of Chicago, who has been here for the past two weeks visiting his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Robert Allen, has returned to Chicago,; where he is engaged in the real estate business. Ralph Etter has sold his home on East Berry street to Kimber Gardner for a consideration of $2,800. Mr.. Etter will build a home on his lot on East Anderson street south of the second ward school building. Miss Pauline Deitrick, granddaugh-! ter of Mr. and Mrs. John McLinden, | who makes her home with Mr. an! I Mrs. McLinden, passed a specially j meritorious examination f r state teachers’ license recently. Russ Detrick, who teaches in Montezuma during the school year, is employed here in the Werneke jewelry -tore this summer. In her recent examination Mis- Detrick was graded 100 on each .-ul jcct taken. iMr. and Mrs. Elmer Vancleave have returned from a visit with relatives in Rockport, Ind. The fourteenth annual home-com-ing picnic will be held in the Summers grove one mile south of New r Maysville, Ind., Wednesday, August 6, 1919. Prof. F. €. Tilden, of Greencastle, and other good speakers will be present. Good music all day by the North Salem band, with many other attractions, including Smith & Tucker’s merry-go-round of Jamestown. Mrs. O. H. Bowman, Mrs. W. D. Munson, Mrs Sally Booe and Lawrence Allen of Clayton, Ind./motored today in the Bowman car to the Shades of Death.

Mrs. C. P. Vaugh, of Florida, who has been visiting her daughter, Mrs. | Henry Bicknell, is ip Newman, 111,, | visiting Mr. and Mrs. Ernest Roller. | Accompanying Mrs. Vaugh is her granddaughter, Miss Blanche Bicknell. John F. Sage, of Ashmore, 111., is here the guest of his brothers, Thomas Sage and George Sage. Charley Stites, while assisting in threshing oats at a farm near Clinton ) Falls one day last week, had an ex-1 perience which he will not forget in 1 many days. Stites was hauling a big j load of oats to the threshing machine I when a spark from the engine ignited the oats straw on the wagon. In a minute the whole wagon load was ablaze and Stites barely had time to get off the wagon and with the assistance of others unhitch his team. The oats, wagon and all were burned.

MALTA. Corn is needing rain very badly. Several from this place attended the ice cream social at Bethel last Saturday evening. Miss Emma Garrett, of Illinois, and Misses Lela and Lucy Garrett called at Will Shuck’s last Friday evening. Sam Campbell is no better at this writing. Miss Goldie Miller visited her cousin in Greencastle last Saturday and Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Herbert Lawson and son, Allen, spent last Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. Clyde Walls. Mr. and Mrs. Morris Goodwin, iMr. and Mrs. Samuel Goodwin spent last Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. Fred Hunter, near Stilesville. Mr. and Mrs. Jos. Garrett and Misses Emma, Lela and Lucy Garrett

At the meeting of the school hoard went to Greencastle last Friday.

Monday evening in the high school building Miss Beryl Sandy, who for eight years has been principal of the of the Cloverdale high school, was elected to teach Latin this year and Miss Wanda Mottier, a graduate of Indiana University, was elected to teach French. The two elections come as a result of the resignation of the Latin and French teachers, Miss Mamie Albaugh and Mrs. Cecil Weathers. The two new members of the faculty come to Greencastle highly recommended by those who know of their work. Miss Mottier is the daughter of Professor iMottier of Indiana University. She is of French descent. The time for the opening of school was set for September 8. The Rockville Chautauqua will begin on August 8 and there will be a ten days’ pogram. The Rev. J. G. Benson, of Detroit, formerly pastor of the Methodist church of Brazil, will be superintendent of the

tauqua.

Wake iMiller and grandson, Noel, spent last Saturday and Sunday in

Stilesville.

Several from this place will attend the old settlers’ picnic at Stilesville,

Saturday.

Frank Garrett went to Big Walnut j fishing last Friday.

CORN STALK VALLEY. 1 Edgar Sechman, who has been overseas for several months, has received his discharge and returned home Sat-

urday.

The festival at Bethel, Saturday evening, was well attended. Mr. and Mrs. % Kenneth Morrison -pent Sunday with H. H. Hicks and

family.

Verne Walton and family, of Coatesville, and Joe Sechman and family were Sunday visitors with Mr.

and Mrs. M. B. Sechman.

Miss Nola Pfahler, of Greencastle,

spent Sunday with Helen Buis.

Rev. and Mrs. J. E. Cash, Mrs. j 0 Chambers and William Newman took i dinner. Sunday, with Mr. and Mrs I Mr. and Mrs. Ott Gibson re Oran Buis. , word late Tuesday of the safe arm»' O. M. Coffin and family, of Fill-i of their son. Paul, at Camp M' l-. ^ more, spent Friday with Etheridge/ Paul has seen fifteen monthBuis and family. [vice in F’rance with the ninth Mrs. Douglass and daughters, of; battalion signal corps. His pf Terre Haute, are visiting relatives j are expecting him home ab< 1 here this week. middle of next week.

Mr. and Mrs. Morris Goodwine visited with Fred Hunter and family, Sunday. Mrs. Myrtle Storm and son- sre visiting her sister at Anderson. Forest McNary and family and Etheridge Buis and family motored to the ‘‘Shades,” Sunday. Thomas Hicks has purchased a Monroe touring car. Mrs. Ella McDonald, having sold her farm, has purchased proper y in Coatesville and has moved there Burl Buis spent a few day, as week with Mr. and Mrs. Glen Bur-

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1 DEPOSIT BEFORE AUGUST 5TH.

RELIEVED HIS RHEUMATIC PAINS

J. N. Adams, of Dublin, Ga., had been so crippled up with rheumatism that he could not go about and .'ittend to his farm work. Let him tell it; “I spent from thirty to forty dollars for a remedy guaranteed to cure rheumatism. It did no more good than so much water. Since using Chamberlain’s Liniment I can move about without severe pains.” When you

Chau-1 have rheumatic pains, give this lini-

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Deposits made before August 5th. the full month.

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