Greenfield Republican, Greenfield, Hancock County, 12 April 1894 — Page 3

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KNOWLEDGE

Brings comfort and improvement and tends to personal enjoyment when Tightly used. The many, who live better than others and enjoy life more, with less expenditure, by more promptly adapting the world's best products to the needs of physical being, will attest the value to health of the pure liquid laxative principles embraced in the remedy, Syrup of Fig3.

Its excellence is due to its presenting in the form most acceptable and pleasant to the taste, the refreshing and truly beneficial properties of a perfect laxative effectually cleansing the system, dispelling colds, headaches and fevers and permanently curing constipation. It has given satisfaction to millions and met with the approval of the medical profession, because it acts 011 the Kidneys, Liver and Bo v.* els without weakening them and it is perfectly free frors every objectionable substance.

Syrup of Fics is for sale by all druggists in 50c and SI bottles, but it ia Hiannfactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. only, whose name is printed on every package, also the name, Syrup of Figs, and being well informed, you will not accept any substitute if oiiered.

Loeoaiottvss and Storms.

A correspondent of the Norlhioestern

Railroader

advances some odd theories

to account l'or the frcquen-cy and severity of storms in modern times. He gives the ligures to prove that there are now over 80,1)00 locomotives in 'actual use in the United States, besides the hundreds of thousands of stationary engines of all kinds and sizes. From a round 30,000 locomotives lie estimates as much as 53,000,000,000 cubic yards of vapor each week,7,000.000,000 cubic yards a day, all to be returned as rain—"quite enough," he says, "to produce a good rain-storm every twen-ty-four hours." lie estimates other engines of all descriptions at 180.000— probably a very low estimate—and concludes tiiat these, with the locomotives, send about 470,000,000,000 yards of vapor into the air every seven days. "Is it not enough." he asks, "to give us iloods of terror?'1 Hundreds of gaswells sending their poison into the atmosphere millions of cesspools and sewers. Would it be any wonder if some blighting plague would lay waste the land?

No Woman Can Be Happy and light-hearted when painful female complaints crush out her life.

If she is melancholy, excitable, nervous, dizzy, or troubled with sleeplessness or fainting spells, they are symptoms of serious female weakness.

A leaf out of the experience of

Mrs. Anna Miller, who lives at Duh

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I can highly recommend your Vegetable Compound," she writes, for all female complaints. It cures where doctors fail."

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MR. GOLDSMITH'S MIDGET DOG.

The Puppy Is an Inch Long, Weighs a Quarter of an Ounce and Challenges Ilis Class.

Chicago Record. S. Goldsmith, of 237 Madison street, has a dog. Mr. Goldsmith's dog is the admiration of all who have seen him since he grew large enough to be seen without the aid of

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LIFE-SIZSE KETCIt OF TIIE MIDGET, a microscope. He is of Mexican breed and of the variety that never sheds hair for the reason that he never has any to shed.

The dog in question was born three weeks ago, and there were two others born at the same time. In the tree weeks he has managed to grow to the length of one inch and to attain the weight of a trifle over one-quarter of an ounce. The little fellow has a soup bowl for his kennel and apparently enjoys life in a large wad of cotton which constitutes his bed and feeding ground. The cotton is saturated with cream and the dog extracts the moisture when he is hungry. Mr. Goldsmith does not expect*that this midget will ever be much of a fighter, but he says that he will "back'' him for any amount against any other dog of his size and weight. He will even concede the adversary a quarter of an ounce. The mother of the dog is scarcely three inches tall. "The Know!nest that Ever \Vor«

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The Virginia (Nev.) Enterprise describes him thus: "He came in from Truckee Meadows lately, did this level-headed dog. He rode in by the side of his master on a load of potatoes. He was not a pretty dog, not a dog of blue blood and high degree. He was a tall, gaunt, shaggy haired, wild-eyed-looking brindie beast of unrecorded pedigree. "As the wagon, carrying man, dog and potatoes, halted for a time in front of a saloon in North C. St., one of a party of half a dozen, loungers thereabout made some remark in regard to the appearance of the ca nine, when thus spake ye hornyhanded. frouzy-headed tiller of the soil: 'Fellers, that, air ain't a purty dog, I know—he's like me—makes no pretense to nateral beauty—but he's just the knowest dog that ever wore har. He's got more instink, that dog has, an' more sa\ cy, an' pen'tration an' insight into human natur1 just in that ugly old eabezao' his not can be found in the heds of a whole plaza-full of eddicated town dogspoodles an' sich. What I pride in him for is his regular human sense he's jist the greatest dog out! Now, ef I coomc home from town perfectly sober (wh I've left him to see aftei the ranch it would jist do your hearts good to see that dog show ofi what a sense of appreciation he's got of me. Fellers, his gorgeous tail then stands aloft he skyugles about he runs on afore me a-scrapin' up the yearth with his hind feet, sendin' the chips a-flyin' he holds up his head an' barks in a cheerful an' manly tone o' voice, escortin' me forward an' feelin' prouder'n he'd holed a woodchuck! But let me come home full of tangleleg, sheep-herder's-de light and ter ran tiler- juice, and that is the shamedest dog .you ever saw. He jest takes one look at me an' he knows it all. Down goes his tail, he lops his years, hangs his head, squats his back", an' lookin' back now an' then, he slinks off an' crawls under the barn—actually ashamed to be seen about the premises for fear that somebody's find out that I own him. I tell you, fellers, he's the blamedest dog for right out an' out human sense that ever was seed in these parts, and Truckee Medders is proud that he war pupped thar!"

A DAINTY BRIDE.

She Bathes in a Solid Silver JSath Tub Worth $5,000.

MRS. FRED. GRBTLARDT, nee Hisw L011i.se Morris.

Of Baltimore Miss Morris was recently married to Fred Gcbliardt,the New York club man, whose only claim to distinction is his wealth, his connection with Mrs. Langtry, and his extravagant gift of a solid silver bath tub costing $5,000 to Miss Morris a few days previous to his wedding.

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The Home of a Gypsy Prince.

A modest brick hou.se stumling :i little way back from the slrcei. in a suburb of the city of Dayton, Ohio, i3 the property and part ot' the year the home of a gyj?y ot wide repute, the heir apparent to a throne in Little Egypt. and here, and hereabout, is the reinde/.voii3 of :i numerous band or tribe. This settlement is widely known as the home of some of the richest and most inllueiitial families of g.ypsydom, among them the Stanleys, of whom the present head. Levi, is called tiie king, This Levi Stanley is a short, heavy-set man of something over 70 vears. He is still strong, and ac-tive, with a ruddy cheek and bright eye. Much of his time is passed with the traveling parties, while his oldest son. Levi, «Jr., a stalwart, handsome man of 50, assumes much of the active direction of affairs, looking after property, etc. Lying scattered about to the north of Dayton are many line larms owned by them. At the present most of the farms are in the hands of tenants, for however near the g\ psy may be to the primeval man he has not yet developed a strong liking for the labor of the primeval occupation. '".Ten., now.•• 3 .a iuf~~o:a T-rmcr ivhen his cow bad kicked him, tha *'iii 1c stool and Lhe pail in dilTorent directions, "that's tho worst fault this low's yot." l-'l'l'S. All fits stopped" free by Dr. Kline's Great Nerve Kestorer. No ills after first day's use. Marvelous curea. Treatise and 82 trial bottle free to Fit cases. Send to Dr- Kline 131 Arch St.. Phila.. Pa.

of cod-liver oil presents a perfect food—palatable, easy of assimilation, and an appetizer these are everything to those who are losing flesh and strength. The combination of pure cod-liver oil, the greatest of all fat proI ducing foods, with Hypophosphites, provides a remarkable agent for Quick

Flesh Building in all ailf*ments that are associated with loss of flesh.

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It frill, perhaps, require a little stretch of tlia imagination on the part of tho reader to recognize tho fact that tho two portraits at the head of this article are of the same individual and yet they are truthful sketches made from photographs, taken only a few months apart, of a very much esteemed citiren of Illinois—Mr. C. H. Harris, whose address is No. 1,622 Second Avenue, Rock Island, 111. The following extract from a letter written by Mr. Harris explains the marvelous change in his personal appearance. He writes Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery saved my life and has made me a man. My home physician says I am good for forty years yet. You will remember that I was just between life and death, and all of my friends were sure it was a case of death, until I commenced taking a second bottle of

Golden^ Medical Disoovery,' when I became able, to sit up and the cougn was very much better, and the bleeding from my lungs stopped, and before I had taken six bottles of the

Golden Medical Discovery' my cough ceased and I was a new man and ready for business.

I now feel that it is a duty that I owe to my fellow-men to recommend to them the Golden Medical Discovery' which saved my life when doctors and all other medicines failod to do me cny cood.

I send to you with this letter two of my photographs one taken a few weeks before I was takon down sick ia bed, and the other was taken after I was well." These two photographs are faithfully re-produced at tho heal o* this article.

Mr. Harris's experience in the use of Golden Medical Discovery" is not an exceptional ono. Thousands of eminent people in all parts of the world testify, in just as emphatic language, to its marvelous curative powers oyer all chronic bronchial, throat and lung diseases, chronic nasal catarrh, asthma, ana kindred diseases.

Eminent physicians prescribe Golden Medical Discovery" when any of their dear ones' lives are imperilled by that dread disease, Consumption. Under such circumstances only the most reliable remedy would be depended upon. Tho following letter is to tho point, lb is from an eminent physician of Stamps, Lafayette Co., Ark. He says:

Consumption is hereditary in iny wife's family some have already died with the disease. My wife has a sister, Mrs. E. A. Cleary, that waa taken with consumption. She used Dr. Pierce:s Golden Medical Discovery, and, to the surprise of her many friends, sho got well. My wife has also had hemorrhages from the lungs, and her sister indited on her using tfa* 'Golden Medical Di*»

Highest of ail in Leavening Power.—Latest U. S. Gov't Report HOUSEHOLD TREASURE.

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A Sad Picture.

The next time you are in a melancholy mood, AS you are almost certain to be if you become bilious or dyspeptic, picture to yourself the condition of a poor man who. without resources and with a family on his hands, finds himself on a sick bed. Gloom obscures his narrow horizon in every direction. Unable to do any work, without means, or friends capable of assisting him, with the possible prospect of continued ill health: with rent, perhaps, unpaid and unpayable, the outlook for him is gloomy indeed. How shortsighted* then, is the man of humble means who. perceiving that his health and strength are failing, takes no precaution to avert the oncoming evil. Hostetter's Stomach Bitters is a reliable, professionally recommended restorative of health and vigor, and I sure means of preventing the many disabling complaints which exposure, overwork, neglect tmd insufficient

food produce. Malaria, rheuma

tism, kidney and liver complaint, dyspepsia and nervous disease always yield to it. Many a Congressman envies the mosquito. His bill always goes through.

AN XL-IN'C'H sTIJAWiiERKY. Who would believe it? Strawberries as large as apples vet it is so. Salter's catalogue is brimful of the rarest kinds of hardy, ironclad fruits, such as strawberries, currants, blackberries, raspberries, apples, peaches, pears, nuts, etc. Grapes! We should say so —a? large and luscious as the celebrated grapes on the Rhine in Germany.

If ion Will Cut Tills Out find SEN!?

With 5"c to the John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis., you will receive their small fruit giants—Eloajrnuu Longipes, a Giant Strawberry, a Giant Goo-eberry and a Colos al Mulberry, in alt four plants—all beautifully illustrated in their mammoth catalogue, which is sent along for tho 55c, or catalogue alone, 5c postage.

It is a crushing criticism on the modern school of art that an exchange of pork for painting is callcd reciprocity.

A Rickly, plmplc-covcri'D skin ia often transformed, as if by magic, into the full bloom of radiant health by the use of Glenn's Sulphur Soap.

Jagson says that even the most unobserving man begins to look around when he sits down suddenly on an icy sidewalk.

Tested by lime. For Bronchial Affections' Coughs, etc., BROWN'S BRONCHIAL TROCHES have proved their efficacy by a test of many years. Price '& cents.

College-bred boys are not always the most successful, but they generally have the most fun.

Colonel Buck Kilgore's Story. Washington Post, "Major Wintersmith rushed into General Hanson's room one day in a state of great mental disturbance," said Colonel Kilgore, of Texas. 'General,' he exclaimed, 'a man out hex*e in the haU stopped me just now and took me for you.' 'He did?' said Hanson. I'll go out and kill him.' 'Oh, don't "trouble yourself about that,' replied the Major, 'I've killed him already.'

covery.' I consented to her usingit, and it cured her. She has had no symptoms of consumption for the past six years. People having this disease can take no better remedy." Yom-s very truly,

From the Buckeye State comes the following I was pronounced to have consumption by two of our best doctors. I spent nearly $300, and was no better. I concluded to try Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. I bought and used eight bottles and I can now say with truth tnat I feel just as well id to-day as I did at twenty-five, ana can do just as good a day's work on the farm, although I had not done any work for several years."

Truly, your friend,

Mr. Dulaney's address is Campbell, Ohio. I had catarrh in the head for years and trouble with my left lung at the same time. You put so much faith in your remedies that I concluded to try one bottle or two, and I derived much benefit therefrom. I used up three bottles of Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy, five bottles of your Golden Medical Discovery," and in four months I was myself again. I could not sleep on my left side, and now I can sleep and eat heartily. So long as I have your medicines on hand 1 have no need of a doctor I do not think my house in order without them. Yours truly,

Marlow, Baldwin Co., Ala.

If it would be any more convincing, we could easily fill the columns of this paper with letters testifying to the euro of the severest diseases of the throat,, bronchia and lungs, by the use of Golden Medical Discovery." To build up solid flesh, and strength after the grip, pneumonia, ("lung fever"), exhausing fevers, and other prostrating diseases, it hay no equal. It does not make fat like cod liver oil and its nasty compounds, Dut solid, wholesome flesh.

A complete treatise on Throat, Bronchial, and Lung Diseases also including Asthma, and Chronic Nasal Catarrh, and pointing out successful means of home treatment for these maladies, will be mailed to any address by the World's Dispensary Medical Association of Buffalo, N. *., on receipt of «U onto iq to pa/postof*

Growing Popularity of the Oxford Sewing Machines. There is nothing more truly a household treasure than a good sewing machine. To bo without it is to be willfully deprived of the immense advantage of one of the greatest of all inventions. A machino once bought is a perpetual treasure. It demands 110 wages, occasions 110 expense or trouble and is always ready without a moment's notice to render the work of the laborious housewife tenfold more efficient and expeditious. Some machines combine the best ideas and suggestions which have been so abundantly introduced in this remarkable mechanism.

A machine which exhibits in liberal combination all the best features introduced is the Oxford Improved Sewing Machine, made by the Oxford Manufacturing Company, Chicago, description and cut of which can be seen in the advertising columns of this paper. They make high and low arm machines, with lock-stitch shuttle,running liuht and quiet. These machines have the following important features: Cheapness (ranging from $10.50 upward perfect, almost self-adjusting and graduated tension are under cont~l of the operator, and are always poiii in their working. They are entirely s» ithreading in all points, including tin shuttle. The needle is self-setting, and the attachments are quickly and easily placed and fastened. The shuttle lias an easy oscillating motion, causing it to keep ts proper 1 bice against the race. Their Oxford, Home and Columbia Machines, with attachments, were, awarded the medal pivmium at the World's Columbian Exposition, Chicago.

Iliack Beauty, the autobiography of a horse, is the name of a recent tale of whoa, llow Very Delightful. •'What charming weather," we all say in the opening days of the early spring then off go the wraps and up go the windows to let the balmy air come in—with it comes in numerous things that ought to lie kept out. We feel sore from stiffened limbs, and many go tottering around with lame backs. Mr. Harry Williams, (ireenville, Cal.. under oath writes 011 this subject as follows: "A lady suffered so severely with pains in the back for two days that she could not sit up. Or.o application of St. Jacobs Oil gave the sufferer a good night's rest, and in tho morning she was well." That was charming.

The florist thinks it advisable to have palm trees 011 hand. See ''Colchester" other column.

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