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—it's Just the reverse—to pajr a patient when you can't cure him. Nevertheless, that's what's done by the proprietors of Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. They promise to pay you $500 if they can't cure your catarrh, no matter how bad the case. It isn't mere talk—it's business. You can satisfy yourself of it, if you're interested. And you ought to be, if you have catarrh. It's faith in their medicine that's behind the offer. It has cured thousands of the worst eases, whero everything else failed. You can be cured, too. If you can't, you get the money. They're willing to tako the risk—you ought to be glad to .. take the medicine.

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CONSUMPTION CURE.

The mceess of this Great Congh Core li iMthout a parallel in the history of medicine. c: ,%All druggists are authorized to sell it on a positive guarantee, a test that no other cure can sue* tearfully stand. That it m.y become knowa, the Proprietors, at an enormous expense, ate

lacing a Sample Bottle Free into every home the United states and Canada. If you have Cough, Sore Throat, or Bronchitis, use it, for •'••k will cure you. If your child has the Croup, me

Whooping Couyrh, use it promptly, and relief SKI*. If you dread that insidious disea&e •v.- Consumption, use it. Ask your Druggist for 1 IHILOH'S CURE, Price io cts., *o cts. and •pv£|i.oo. If your Lungs are sore or Back lamct 'n Uhiloh'a Porous Plaster, Price 2£

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DR. KILMER'S

Kidney, Liver and Bladder Cure.

,,-The Great Sp«c!flc for urtuary trnnble» kidney difficulties, and impure blood. {F YOU have sediment in urine like brick u«t. frequent calls or retention

IK YOU have or ravel, catarrh of the bladder, ixcessive desire, dribbling or stoppage of urine. fF YOU have torpid liver, malaria, dropsy. Fever and ague, gall stone, or pout: IF YOU feel irritable, rheumatic, stitch in the Back, tired or e!eerde$$ and all unstrung

W AMP-ROOT builds up quickly a runftown constitution, and makes the weak strong:. SMrantoe- Use contents of One Bottle, If you are not Mnaflted, Druggist irllt refund to you the crice paid.

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•lurilld*1 Ovfdeto Health" sent free-Consultation free

pr. Kilmer & Co., Bingbomton, N. Y. GRATEFUL—COMFORTING.

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Some Norember HappenlafS. Hai-per's Young People, On November 9, 1620, the weary, wave-tossed pilgrims on board tne brave little Mayflower, oaught the first glimpse of the New England coast. A year later Governor Bradford issued the first Thanksgiving proclamation, thus instituting a festival which, after being confined for more than two hundred years to New England, at length became national in its character and is now observed on the last Thursday of each November through the length and breadth of our land.

Another of our national days, that on which we honor the memories of those who died for their country's sake, was also first observed in November. Although Memorial Day now comes on the 30th of May the the first visiting and decoration of of our soldiers' graves was on the occasion of the dedication of the National Cemetery at Gettysburg in November, 1863. In the same month of the same year were fought the terrible battles of Missionary Ridge and Lookout Mountain ("the battle above the clouds") just outside of Chattanooga. At the same time the siege of Knoxville was in progress and the month was filled with events of thrilling interest from its first day to its last,

In one sad November during the Revolution the American army was driven from its last stronghold in the vicinity of New York city, while a joyous November seven years later witnessed the evacuation by British troops of the same city, now become their last stronghold in the land they ha! hoped to conquer.

All the Young People readers in Ohio and Washington should know and remember that their States were admitted to the Union in November, though the former is eighty-seven years older as a State than the one that only came in two years ago.

In this month, nineteen years ago, the city of Boston was the scene of a conflagration so terrible that it burned over sixty acre3 of massive stone, brick, and ii*on buildings in the very business heart of the community, and destroyed $70,000,000 of property before its awful fury was stayed.

The most notable November in our history was that one in 1765, the first day of which was observed throughout the thirteen colonies as a period of mourning on account of the going into effect of the hated Stamp Act. It increased the burden o£ taxation upon those who had no voice in their own government, and ai'oused them to such a sense of injustice that ten year's later they rebelled. and the war of the Revolution was begun. On the first day of November, therefore, the church bells were solemnly tolled, flags floated at half-mast, and business was everywhere susoended. All over the land such men as Samuel Adams, Patrick Henry, James Otis, and John Adams addressed patriotic speeches to throngs of their countrymen, and fired their hearts with thoughts of a glorious independence.

The November of 1861 will ever be famous in our political history because in that month, for the first and only time, two presidents were elected "within these United States— Abraham Lincoln to rule in Washington, and Jefferson Davis in Richmond.

To our neighbors across the Rio rande November is as dear a month as July is to us, for on its sixth day, in 1813, the Mexicans proclaimed their independence of the crown of Spain, and formed the second greatest republic of the Western hemisphere.: ,-,-, ..

Spotting a Smell.

New York World. He was walking along Saclcett street, near Court, in Brooklyn, when he suddenly stopped and sniffed the air in all directions. His nose had found a familiar odor,and pretty soon he traced it to a certain chimney and ascended the steps of a house and rang the bell. "Excuse

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street. Happens every day a* my own house. Gook is probably reading a novel, or got a osfld in the head. That's all, ma'am—-no trouble at all—good evening."

Mlatah Carr's Compliment*. Detroit Free Press. He was standing at the corner ©f Hastings and Gratiot street when another young man about his age came along, and the first one said: "Look heah, Mr. Carr, I want to o' a few words ob advice." ell, sah?" "Yo' seem to be payin' yo' 'tenshuns somewhat to a young lady named Miss Perkins." J? vik -*ii "Yes, sah—yes, sah." /'Bin buyin' her boxes of candy an' sendin' up bokays, I understan. "Jess so, sah." 4.. "Well, sah, in order to save you furder bodder an' expense, I will inform yo' dat I am dun in gaged to marry Miss Perkins in the nigh fucher. "'Zactly, sah, 'zactly an' in order to save you furder bodder an' expense I will inform you dat Miss Perkins becum Mrs. Carr last ebening at 8 o'clock. Weddin' strictly private. No keerds."

Bare Metal*.

Some rare metals, and possessing special qualities are required for certain work. Thus palladium is used in making some parts of time pieces, and iridium for the points of gold pens. Lithium is the lightest of metals. Rhodium is extremely hard and brittle and is only fusible at a very high temperature, and iridium is the neaviest substance hitherto discovered. The uninitiated have no idea of the value of these rery scarce products, which are most of them far more precious than gold or silver, so far as their market value is concerned. -X I ./

Progress.

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New York Press. "Where are all the people running to?" "There's a procession of American citizens of foreign birth going down the street." "Huh! Those processions are common enough." "Yes, but this one is carrying nothing but American flags.

A GOOD deal of the« animosity o" Chili toward the United States is probable due to the machinations of the British residents of that country but a considerable share of it must be ascribed to ignorance and cussedness on the part of the Chilians themselves,

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The Secret of Fine Pastry.

'-fls wholly in using Dr. Price's Cream Baking Powder.' The only pure Cream Tarter Powder sold on the market. Other brands contain either ammonia, alum or some other

adulterant. Ammonia or alum powders dry out, make tho dough too porous, leaving a bitter taste, etc. No agency has assisted so much toward perfection is cookery as Price's Cream Baking Powder. Its ingredients^ are simple and so blended as to exist in exact chemical pro* portions, so after use there is never any excess of either left ia the food. Hence there can be no impurities whatever left in the finished food. No bitter taste, no taint of ammonia, but food raised with Dr. Price's Cream Baking Powder partakes of the natural sweet flavor of the flour and keeps moist and fresh for daya This powder possesses qualities peculiar to it alone. No other'makes such delicious Noothe* contains the white of eggs.

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vast material progress that a remedy be pleasing to the taste and to the eye, easily taken, acceptable to the stomach and healthy in its nature and effects. Possessing these qualities. Syrup of Figs is the one perfect laxa» live and most gentle diuretic known,

Surface of the Moon.

Prof* Holden, of the Lick Observatory, by means of its great telescope has taken a picture of the moon, which is said to be a triumph of astronomical photography. Professor Weinck,of tne Observatory of Prague who has probably studied tne surface of the moon more than any other man living, helped Prof. Holden in the delicate work of making the negative. A feature of the picture is the bed of a sea, of which Mr. Hoi' den says: The large sea at the left hand of the cut is Mare Crisium. Its dimensions are 281 by 355 miles. Its area is about that of Ohio and Indiana combined. It is, in fact, not a sea, but the floor of a great plain— which may once have been a sea, but which is now like one of the small plains on the island of Hawii, only on a grander scale. To give an idea of the vertical scale it may be noted that the highest mountains surrounding the sea are about 1L000 feet." The professors of the Lick Observatory are taking a series of pictures of the moon, from which an immense map is ultimately to be made. The work will cost $5,000.

How's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for any case of catarrh that cannot be cured by taking Hall's Catarrh Cure.

F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo, 0. We the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transactions and financially able to carry out any obligations made by their firm.

West & Truax, Wholesale druggists,Toldo, O., Walding, Kinnan & Marvin, Wholesale druggists, Toledo, O.

Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally,acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Testimonials sent free. Price 75c. per bottle. Sold by all druggists,

Tie tenrtblf aggravated form of influenxa Wfaieh physician* on the oontinent of Europe designate as "Is grippe," seams to have effected a permanent lodgment this side the Atlan--tie. Xt makes Its reappearance as sooo as the cool weatljer sets in, and not Infrequently during the summer mouthy In the spring it is rampant. Nothing checks its first attack, or so effectually counteracts Its subsequent ravages as Hostetter'p Stomach Bitters. The Iytify's ate ing, invigorating influence of that beneficent ts the ble physique and a weakly constitution consequent upon abrupt transi-

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best corrective or preventive of a chill, and is a means of neutralizing the effect of exposure in damp or rigorous weather. In dyspepsia, liver complaint, costiveness, rheumatism, malarial and kidney troubles it is never resorted to without good results, "Henry is a great head-worker," said the fond mother. "He won several prizes at college for sculling."

The Only One Ever Printed—Can Ton Find the Word? There Is a 3-lnch display advertisement In this paper this week which has no two words alike except one word. The same is true of each new. one appearing each week from the Dr. H&rter Medicine Co. This house places a crescent on everything they make and publish. Look for it, send them the name of the word, and they will return you BOQK, BEAUTIFUL LITHOGRAPHS or SAMPLES free.

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BAKER.

Prof. Nathan Dye, a venera ble Chicag musician, is dead. It does not seem strange that a Dye should die.

About seven years ago I had Bronchitis, which finally drifted into Consumption, so the doctors said, and they had about given me up. I was confined to my bed. One day my husband went for the doctor, but he was not in his office. The druggist sent me a bottle of Piso's Cure for Consumption. I took two doses of it, and wa,s greatly relieved before the doctor came. He told ine to continue its use as long as it helped me. I did so, and the result is I am now sound and well—entirely cured of Consumption—Mrs. t\ E.

Lawler, Iowa, July 21, 1891.

A Prominent G. A. R. Man.

Ever sinoe I came out of the Army in '83 had been in poor health, suffering from Kidney and Liver Complaint. Swamp-Root did me more good than all the other medicines I had ever taken. At present am feeling better than for years. It is the best medicine on earth. W. Spencer,-80th, Ind. Inf., Elkhart, Ind.

Effisctivo Advertising.

Many farmers and people living in email towns make a specialty of fine stock, such as pigs, chickens, pigeons and the like, These could use the

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Union to advantage, Write the advertisement' plainly, stating the exact facte in plain language, and send it to the office ol the Union in Chicago, and we will give you rates, As an example of this sort of advertising, we would refer our readers to the work that the Sylvan Remedy Co., of Peoria, is doing in these lists in bringins to the notioe of thepubllcthe merits of Kelifs German Cough and Kidney Cure. These ads are written up fresh each week, They deal with all the popnlar topics of the day in an original, breezy and striking way, so that they make very good reading matter by themselves. In this way they cover the whole ground, and prove that people not only read advertising, but when it is properly written they like to read It. MTW.—All

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Uyboy, 18 TMU1 old, was so affected by St. Vitas Dance that be could not go to school for two yean. Two bottles of Pastor Koenig's Nerve Tonic restored his health, and he Is now attending school again.

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A yonng man, 28 yearB old, is subject to a rash of Mood to the head, especially at the time of the full tnoon, and be at such times ravos and is out of his mind. Pastor Koenig's Nerve Tonic helps him every time. REV. W. SCHOLL. iNDIANAPOIilS, lad., I

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After doctoring four months for nervous trouble and finding no relief, a friend recommended me to try Koenig's Nerve Tonic. I used only two bottles, and I thank God now I am so hearty and well that I can again attend to my business, which is by no means an easv one.

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/1 LAWRENCE, KANS., Aug. 9,1888. George Patterson fell from a second-story window, striking a fence. I found him using

ST. JACOBS OIL. He used it freely all over his bruises. I saw him next morning at work. AU the blue spots rapidly disappeared, leaving neitfiefr pain, scar nor swelling. C. K. NEUMANN, M. D. 'ALL RIGHTl ST. JACOBS OIL DID IT."

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