Greenfield Republican, Greenfield, Hancock County, 8 November 1889 — Page 3
HOSPITALITY COMES HIGH.
'How a Boarding-Bill Has Been Visited Upon Succeeding Generations.
It is seldom that a man tells a good Itory on himself without knowing it, 'tout when he does he is entitled to credit just the same. A young" man who sometimes writes stories himself is the hero of the adventure, which happened last summer. "I was traveling1 about in the southwest for my health," he said, "and one day drifted into Las Vegas, Tex. The proprietor of the hotel at which I stopped was an old friend of mine having lived neighbors in the old country, and we were brought up to.'ethter in an Ohio town. His hotel, I thought, was ran ordinary $1.50 per day house, but I took the precaution to ask hiin his rates." 'Oh. that's all right,' he said, patting me 011 the shoulder, 'we wont •quarrel about rate-?, old boy, not while you are stopping in this house.' "So I st.lid in his house. I could iiave got better bo.ird in a restaurant olose by for $1 per week, but I didn't •suppose he would charge me much more than that price, and besides I wanted to patronize an old friend. When my first week was up I asked for my bill. 'Even $21,' said my friend, 'but seeing it's you I'll knock oil the odd dollar.' And he did. "1 was too mad to kick, and as I had plenty of money I paid the bill and got out of his me sley shanty in short order. Why he cinched me so hard didn't dawn on me at the tune, but his reason for it, 1 think, was this: "Some time ago his uncle made a trip to the old country and stopped a month or so with my grandfather. The old gentleman doesn't keep a hotel,but he is a little near in his habits and must have chargeI the Texas man's uncle for board and the nephew was getting back on me."
Let me see, doesn't the bible say something about the sins of the father making it pleasant for the children of the nest few generations?
How an Orator Descended.
Down in southwest Missouri four or five years ago a town had all arrangements made to whoop 'er up on the glorious Fourth. The citizens had contributed in a liberal spirit, the day was fine, and the crowd large and enthusiastic. The orator of the day was a slim, cadaverous-looking man from St. Joe. To stand off and look him over, you'd have bet your last dollar that an old gander could have run him all around a ten-acre field. There were some lofty spirits in town that day. and one of them was Jim Bucks, a mixture of patriotism whisky, high jump, and rough and tumble. Jiin sized the orator up, determined to have some fun with him, and took a seat directly in ?ront of him as he stood on the platform to siea'c. The orator hadn't spoken a hundred words before Jim interrupted him. lie did this twice more and was warned to go slow, lie tlidn'fc go milch on div",|spr warnings, Jiowe.ver, ar I wateheHc ^another opportunity. Pretty soon the orator said: "And so this little band of pilgrim fathers set out with stout hearts and unwavering faith in search of "In search of skunks!'- interrupted Jim.
The orator made along jump, lighted down on Jim Bucks, and inside of two minutes he had him licked so thoroughly that Mrs. Bucks would have passed him by for a splatter of pumpkin jelly, which had dropped from a dinner basket. When itislied that his work was thoroughly done, the orator returned to the platform, and continued in the same calm and Unruffled tones: liberty of speech and freedom of conscience, and tliey found them at Plymouth Rock."
He went on and delivered a really eloquent speech, lasting nearly an hour, and he was just concluding when Jim Buck crawled out from under a wagon half a mile away, where he had been laid, and queried of those around him: "Say! is that feller still speakiir or fightiif? ])urn me, but I didn't'spose oratory included jumpin' Jim Bucks' liver out of his body!"
He Trusted in Providence.
"One day, a dozen years ago," said the stoop-shouldered tramp as he rubbed his hand over the deep pits in his face, "I came along to a house in the outskirts of Pekin, 111. I wasn't much struck with the house, but what did hit me was a lot of coats, vests and pants hanging on a clothes line. I was on my last wins for clothes, and as I saw them hanging there I says to myself: 'Moses, oid boy, I've alius told you to trust in Providence, and you now see the result. Them duds was hung -out there for you. Go and git "em.' "1 crawled along a fence, got over among some bushes, and after a little trouble 1 got a whole suit and got away with 'em. Nine days after I blossomed out with one of the prettiest cases of smallpox you ever saw, and some farmers drove me into an old barn and let ine light it out. When I knew what had got hold of me I says to myself 'Moses, old boy, I've alius told you to trust in Providence, and you now see the result. Servos you just right for being a sucker enough 1o suppose, old Prov. cared a copper for our purfesh. (ruens you'll die, but if you do manage to pull through just keep your paws olT'ri pest house property in future or we'll dissolve partnership.
'i'liify Jot It Too Kurly.
fe The friends of an Indian man who died three months ago chipped in for «a monument, and just got it the other day and rubb ul up the eulogies on his virtues and integrity when ho was discovered to be an $18,01)0 defaulter and to have been a bigamist. It is well enough to wait a year or two on these things.—M ^u d. 'V-/' S*
SIuGTS 'r.iwl an 1 crawl over our cabbages, liks the worlds slimier over a good name. You may Kill them, it is true, but there is
the
slime. -Dougl err
old.
A HOPELESS C\SE.
An Incident of John B, Furay's Experience. John B. Furay was once a post-j office inspector, and on one occasion was sent down into Louisiana to take charge of an office from which the^ postmaster had decamped. A fight arose over the vacant position, during! the progress of which Maj. Furay remained acting postmaster in thei quagmires of Louisiana, devoting all! his spare time to shaking with the orthodox ague and the longer the man st yed the more he shook, and the more he shook the more profane he waxed. He had been there three' weeks or more when one morning while the fog rising from aroundthe little postoffiee, Inspector Furay' sat astride a keg of buttermilk reading "Pilgrim's Progress." A tall, lean genus homo of the swamp entered. A solitary suspender band held up a iii* of blue je ns pants a white felt hat of doubtful age rested on the man's head and his feet were encased in a pair of cowhides reddened by age. "Howdy, par J," said the stranger, addressing the inspector, "be you the federal's agent "I am the postoffice inspector," replied Maj. Furay without looking up as he waded into "Paradise Regained." "I'm the new postmaster," said the stranger, tendering his commisssion. "Well, I'll be d—d," was the only reply as the inspector dropped his book to the ground and gazed at his visitor. "Yes, sir," continued the stranger, squirting a mouthful of tobacco juice on the inspector's new trousers. "Yes, sir, and I've come to be qualified."
Rising to his feet, Furay sighed, inspected his visitor from head to foot and exclaimcd "My friend, I am but human. I can only swear you in. All hell couldn't qualify you.—Omaha Wo -ld.
Xotliinir Jicw Under the Sun.
"There is nothing new under the sun" is an old saying, and, strange as it may seem, a true one so far as "drop a nickle in the slot" machine is concerned. Few readers, except pcrh ps those learned in ancient mechanical lore, have probably never thought that this now popular method of extracting money from the pockets of the public was used by the ancients. Its uses were not so varied as to-d y, and the mechanism was not quite the same, but the idea was there. It was applied to lustral vases in the Egyptian temples. And among other devices of the priests to get money from the people is described minutely the lustral vase, which contained holy water that could only be procured by dropping the ancient nickle in the slot. Here is an illustration of the vase and its mech anism:
When a worshiper was about to enter the temple he sprinkled himself from a vase of lustral water placed near the entrance. From Heron's description it is learned that the heathen priests made this a source of revenue, the vessels containing the water not being always open for public use free of charge, but closed, arfd like a child's money box, provided with a slit at the top, through which a certain sum was to be put before the donor could receive any of the purifying contents. The device is a very neat specimen of priestly ingenuity and the more since it required no attending minister to keep it in play. In fact, as has been said before, it is practically the "drop a nickle in the slot" machine of the present day.
The Indian as a Gambler.
But to tell how. the noble red man hazards his wealth, says the Piedmont1 exposition reporter of the Atlanta Constitution. I walked over to where a crowd of people—red, white and black—were gathered, all seemingly deeply interested in something that was transpiring in their midst. Seated in a circle round an old red blanket were ten or a dozen Indians, while others, including squaws, stood up at the outer edge of the circle. All were bedecked with paints, and feathers, and beads, and jewelry of all descriptions. The only sound was the rattle and jingle of the silver, with an occasional low exclamation from one of the players. Tne Indians all had money in their hands, which they threw promiscuously into the center of the blanket. Then the dealer, who in addition to his warpaint and decorations wore a pair of green goggles, would cut his cards, throwing them all around the circle. When this was completed the players each readied over and took part of the pile. At least, the winners took it. The game is so intricate and complicated that very few besides the Indians know how it is played. They call it monte, but Dr. Strom, the interpreter, who has spent his life among the Indians has never been able to learn how to play it. Jt is simply wonderful to see how the Indians keep track of then* several coins after they ve been thrown in the pile and mixed up. Occasionally an Indian standing several yards away on the outer edge of the crowd will throw in 25 cents or $1, the amount of his winning being decided by the size of his stake.
Iiii?li Siii.'llirijr Stuff.
Most people take it for granted that because musk is sold in what is called a pod, therefore it is a vegetable product. But the truth is that it is entirely an animal product, being a substance found in a two of three inch sac in the body of tin little musk deer of Asia. The sac, when tied up and dried, goes by the name of a. pod among tne hunters who bring it into niarkot. Probably there are few things subject to such adulteration, as one quart of pure musk will scent thousand* of parts of some other powder mingled with it, and, as the pod-i sell from $!. to $20 apiece, the adult,ertion has its profit.
The Vein SIic Was In.
Papa: "Which of your suitors do you think you will accept. Maria Jones or Smith?" Maria: "Whicu would you favor, p-ipa?" "Well Smitl: has a fine vein of humor." "But Jones has a fine vein of coal upon hifarm. papa. I tVanic I'll take Sensible girl! —Texas siftin^a.
Novelties In Jewelry.
Jeweler's Week v.
A berry blossom of black enamel with silver back makes a beautiful pin. A miniature ivory painting shown through a. thick crystal is now seen on plain hoop bracelets.
A unique silver glove-stretcher has two Japanese warriors represented in belligerent attitudes on each handle.
A fern leaf ribbed with small diamonds, sot in neatly chased old gold, forms an unpretentious yet tasteful brooch.
A heart-shaped pink topaz, surrounded by small diamonds, forms an exceedingly tasteful pendant for a lady's chain.
A horseshoe of diamonds and rubies, "with a single pearl in the centre, forms an artistic and pretty head for a scarfpin.
Odd, yet attractive, is a finger ring formed by a miniature gold police handcuff with the projecting point clasping a brilliant.
Three diamonds scattered among the petals of a pink enamel chrysanthemum is a lace pin that will soon become seasonable.
A scarf pin representing a fox poking his head through the cu-?ve pipe of a bugle is decidedly pleasing as well as unique.
A silver belt buckle simulating a bunch of wild daisies, the centres of which are of silver gilt, has recently been much affected.
In the English law reports, a case is reported of a baker who was convicted for using alum in making bread. A similar law in this country would be the means of driving out a great number of the baking powders which are largely composed with this drug. To be safe, consumers should buy the old and ever reliable Dr. Price's Cream Baking Po-.vder,
Being asked the name of the world's greatest composer a smart university young man said "Chloroform."
•Listen—a son? of rejoicing. Hearts tbftt were heavy are glad. Women, look up and be nop lul,
There's help ami there's health to be had, Take courage, O weak ones ties ondent. And drive back the foe that you fe^r. With the weapon th.^t never will fail you.
O, be of good cheer.
for when you suffer from any of the weak nesses, "irregularities,' and "functional, derangements," peculiar to their sex, by the use of Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription you can put the enemy of ill-health and happiness to rout. It is the only medicine for women, sold by druggists, under a positive guarantee of satisfaction in every case, or money refunded. See bottlewrapper.
For all derangements of the liver, stomach and bowels take Dr. Pierce's Pellets. One a dose.
On board ship the ropes should do as they are taut.
Bronchitis is cured by frequent small doses of Piso's Cure for Consumption.
The man who is brimful of irrepressible conundrums is very frequently unwelcome guessed.
Oregon, tlie.Jfaradise o£ Farmers. Mild, equable elima e, certain and abundant crops. st fruit, grain, grass and stock country in the world. Full informati free. Address the Oregon Immigration Board. Portland, Ore.
The Eiffel Tower of American Conception. Washington Post.
There are really very few great engineering schemes of the present day tlir.t cannot be traced more or less directly to American ingenuity and originality. The Eiffel Tower, which has been the most conspicuous adjunct of the Paris Exposition, was not original with Mr. Eilrel, either in conception or design. In the Scientific American of Jan. 21, 1874, Mr. David Reeves published an article suggesting-a tower somewhat similiar to that which now overlooks Paris. In that same year plans were furnished by Clark, Reeves & Company, of Phoenixville for such a tower to be erected at the Centennial Exposition. The tower was to be 1,000 feet high, 150 feet in diameter at the base, and 30 feet at the top. M. Eiffel improved upon the architectural beauty of the design, but he has always acknowleged that its conception was wholly American inventive genius.
A Logical Youngster.
Milwauk' Sentinel.
Seven-Year-Old (who has been attracted by the flaming showposters, to pious mother)—Mamma, are theaters bad?
Mamma—Yes, dear. Seven-Year-Old—Don't God
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Feed the Hungry.
New York Weekly.
Small Insect—"I'm awful hungry.'1 Mother Insect—"Be patient, dear the housekeeper will be along pretty soon with some more of that nice insect powder."
Returning Home.
New York Week.y.
First Tramp—"Look at the footprints in this 'ere road. Looks like a regiment had marched over it."
Second Tramp—"This 'ere is the road from Washington to Indianapolis."
A Sure Sign.
"Well, summer's over at last," remarked a man who came in. "Yes. I think it is I notice you left the door open."
Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria.
When P^by -was sick, tre gare her Castoria. Y7hen he was a Child, she cried for Castoria, When Jjci lieeamo Miss, she clung to Castoria, When tao had Children, she gwe them CMtorla,
v: WIT AND HUMOR.
Chestnut burrs, like milliners, have fall openings.
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The Western railroads have nowmade a sweeping reduction in the rates for broom corn.
Our devil has the conceit that a "plunger" is so called because he risks his money on divers horses.
Spreading rails and spreading blan ket mortages appear to be the most prolific cause of railroad wrecks nowadays.
The dignity of labor is all right, but it is the dig night and day of labor that many people complain of.—Texas Siftings.
A conscienceless tenant and a tramp wilh a ragged coat are very much alike—they are each oblivious of the back rent.
Channel buoys are professional ••floaters." This may account for so many of them being found in the vin'Jinity of harbor bars.
Our Supply of Coal.
Philr.dclphia Record.
Prof. McGee, of the United States Geological Survey, says that a calculation as to the quantity of anthracite coal in the country and the probable consumption leads to the conclusion that such deposits will be exhausted williin a century, while, judging from the known supply, bituminous coal will not last longer than three or four centuries. It is altogether probable, however, that great veins of undiscovered bituminous coal may yet be tapped.
The Fruit of Violence.
In no case is the folly of violence in medication more couhpicuyuslv .s own by its fruit tmn ia the fleet upon I lie intestine of excessive purgation. Th stomach and bowels are lir».t painfully griped, then the latter is copiously, suu ifitlya :d repeatedly evacuated. Thi.» is fur beyond the neees»i ties of the case, most uimatiiral.exee siv ly debilitating. The organs arc iiicupucitaied fr resumingth» ir fundi with normal moderation. An astringent is iesorted to which reduces them to their ionne.co di ion funic ion. To this ruonst ous and harmful absurdity, ilostetter's Stomach ISitters is the hippy alcern itive. it relaxes gently, naturally, sufli iently. it diverts bile from the bloo into its pr •per*channel, it insures healthful digestion and complete assimilation. It is a cample defense against malivia, and conquers rheumatism, neuralgia, nervousness, kidney and bladder trouble.
The 1,200 heirs to the immense but mythical Baker estate find their cake ail dough.
You wear out clothes on a wash board ten times as much as on the body. How foolish. Buy Dobbins' Electric Soap ol your grocer and save this useless wear. Made ever since 18154. Don't take imitations. There are lots of them.
No doubt the sporting man always hopes to go to abetter land.
Did You Kead
the large advertisement of TNI: YOUTH'S COMTAN ON which we published last week This remarkable paper !ias the phenomo nal circulation of *4:JO,OUO copies weekly. No other journal is more welcomed by olo and young in the families throughout tin land. The publishers make a special offe once a year, and to all who subscribe now will send the paper free to January 1,1890. and for a full year from that date. The subscription pi'ice is $1.75. Address,
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The adages of the Indians arc ali Chickasaws, doubtless.
The Excitement Not Over.
The rush on the druggists still contin ues, and daily scores of people call for a bottle of Kemp's Balsam for the Tht-oai and Lungs for the cure of Coughs, Colds. Bronchitis, Asthma and Consumption. Kemp's Balsam, the standard family remedy, is sold on a guarantee and never faih to give entire satisfaction. Price 50c anu §1. Trial size free.
Every man who puts a nickel in the slot expects to get the drop on the machine.
HALL'S CATARRH CUKE is a liquid and taken internally, and acts directly on the bloou and mucoussuriac.a "f the system. Write loi testimonials, free. Manufactured bv
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When he has a cold in the head iithe only time Bob Ingersoll is on lii^ sneeze.—Texas Siftings.
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I have us-d Hood's Sarsaparialla for catarrh wit'i very satisfactory results. 1 rccei ed more permanent benefit from it, from any other remedy I ever tried. M, E. KKAD, of A. Read & t'on, Wau.seon, Ohio.
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PISO'S REMEDY FOR CATARRH.—Rest. Easiest to use. Cheapest. Relief is immediate. A cure is certain. For Cold in the Head it has no equal.
It is an Ointment, of which a small particle is applied to the nostrils. Price, 50c. Sold by druccists or sent by mail. Address, E. T. HAZKI/TINJB, Warren, Pa.
BRYANT & SIRATTON BUSINESSCOLLEGE
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anyone atllicted.
and%fl information. LOUISVILLE. KV.
BjE CURED.
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bottle se.it 1-ree to Rochester, N Y.
I AnifQ' Eng. Tansy fills. Hale, prompt, ofLnuiLu ffictiiiil. Try the original and only genntie Woman's Salvation. Cir. and sworn testimony 2 •ivw. I'ks lv mail il.iu. Warranted. DJi. UATON, Kox5257,"BOSTON, JIASS.
JfiME STUDY. Book-keeping, business lorn?s 1U(91L Penmanship, Arithmetic, Short-hand,eto lioroughly taught by MAIL. Circular free.: JKYANT'S BUSINESS COLLEGE, Buffalo, N. Y.
df% A MONTH AND 1JOAKI) PATI,
Sfeor titrli-st commission and iO DAVS CREDIT to AGENTS on our HEW BOOK. J. Si. ZE1UUSK & CO., Qu:iicj els., Chicago, 111.
OPIUM
•labll- The onlycertala and easy cure. Dr. J. L. Stephens. Lebanon, Ohio.
£9 ^Jtrioitv mres ratarrh, colds, &c. Samp, by tail i'ic. Cat. I'ree. K. E. firewater. Holly, Mich.
ynililP MCM Wanted to Learn Telegraphy. TUUNU illCl* Situations furnished. rculars free. Address VALEMINE BHOS., Jancsville.Wis.
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ftl Afilf* DCMCnVwill cure Blood Poison wher# mftwiU r.CtflEU I mercury failn. Ownedrndfof •ale only by Cook Itemed? Co., Omaha, li«o. Writs,
OUR BOSS SELLER.
POCKET KNIFE
0 ever offered. Brass •Lined. Warranted Metal. Sent ly mail.
Same knife, Stag Handle, Iron lined, 50c.
Stag1 Handle Brass lined, 60c.
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