Greencastle Herald, Greencastle, Putnam County, 9 October 1920 — Page 4

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THE GREENCAS1LE HERALD

SATURDAY. OCTOBER 9> ]9 , #

m i m ♦ n > > m n i n i n i Making Him Mind

DRAWING TRW LINTS.

+-r++4-i + t*+H ys. »■» l "irl a crisis,” said Kobcrt's lair yi'img mother hysterioal)}', as slic «*• ; lied 10 Robert’s father, summoned loinc an hour earlier ilinn it'iial lro:u I ts office by telephone. “That’s \ uv I s :it for >ou! I knew it would come n me time and it’s o important that t ’ situation should l.e handled just ] lit; Why, his whole future life do- ] nds upon it! He must not ;tel Lho uj'lier liand;’* 1 “Of course doi,” aureed t’ol-ert a I f t yo ins It i her. “He's alw* ectt! S' i-weet tempered and obediMit litat i | < uTt uudersland at. alii Vou say be | 1-. itively refused to mind you'.'” Uoben's mother nodued tcaifully. • I no he wa i is w t raid, Robert, mother has toid you not I to toueh the tliitii; ,n lier dre . erl 1’u* I'.elc the pretty hotile! And be ju.-.t le Ked at me cult. . a.id aid Won’t. A’ul 1 argued hall an hour and he ■ p amed and cried ntul i eouldn i gi t a thing out of in in except that Ui wouldn’t !’• “Well, wliy didn’t you take h a wa .• ftom him?” demanded Robert’s more practical parent. His wife looked reproaches at him. "Why, that would uot have been the - me thing at nil! 1 «hi Ini 1 1 ;d. ' 1 ., his obedience we re after! He must | i '.irn to do things simply because ne told and if he wins out this tin a 111 never be able to manage him any more!” "It looks pretty serious,” agreed Robert's father, arising and marching unxid the bedroom where his refractor;. offspring was established, la lho > ItHe ct the floor sat his child, wa ■- in the air a cut glass perfume hott. “Allem!” said his fatlier. Then he 1" ui a stem eye upon Robert. “Listi ’” he said dlst i ly. "J VUier * ants }o.i lo put bark th u liotlle wliete you got it son! Right »wuy! Do you uuu< , stand ?" llis child surveyed him with iii’'-r- < >i as a curious sp ciuien. “I don’t v. .utt W he announc'd briefly, and i.i nail; waved the bottle mere reek ■ -iy th in ever. “No, no! Don’t waiA

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Hut,” sailed in his parent with the if m l arguments, to width Robert lis11 tied w i’h tap gravity id ■ ptiuieirini i r. At their conclusion lie waved i i bottle again and rep ivtci his mcr unnouncen'ent. His la’hrr turned lively red. “if you don t," he began hut was flagged iiy Robert s mother. Don't threaten anything,” she begin. "Because it's so likely you II i \e to do it! He’s apt not to gi\e jc, you know!" Well. I rather guess he will give insisted Robert's father, hotly. If ■ o grown people can't manage a at old it’s time ’’ “lint you know we don’t believe 'n <otporal piinishiiH'D*." ti e hi.-, wi . id there was a tom u ui ugrel in ii r ' .nee. “Sometime, i wonder if a tli.y 1 He bit of a si "I’-iag wouldn t do ly e good than no. no, you mustn’t i ink of it! To strite a child! Wo i list u.-o nothing but moral sua.,i< ii tiert will you please put I .tick the 1 > tie to please mother? Just becau-o i other wants you to dear.” "No;” stated her son cheerfully. ”1 c m’t want *o!” Why that’s p . .iy d.'genciate"* » eped Robert’s in tiler, “lie alwa.s .-nied to love you .>u, too! Robert, • i can't have an> upper ii ;ou don’t >i ey at once!" t ‘Don't want any .-.upper,” chortl d i son. waving the hotile. Uobeil’s mother hurriedl; dri w h-r liand out of the room. ‘‘You ci.n't that.” ahe said. “He ,<.t tiie itjiprr d entirely. When he gets hungry. !l yell like anything u d tl.e neign s will think we're be,ding iiim atn' 11 have to let him cat. It we wore a desert Island, now, we might do 1 never dreamed he has such a ’ But what are we going to do?" dotided her husband, a trifle wildly, o’a cither got to mind and put up bot le or not mind and keep it . 1 glie us the ha ha! Are we going cringe before our son forever afte 1 ? ••sense! I’m going in there and ivr him what’s what! It’s time ho 1' urn who is boss In this house! I—" But how,” demanded Robert's nioliiteaifull. , "are you going to do it! ’ Robert’s father surveyod hor for -ciue moment* in growing indignation iostered by the realization that he, indeed, was in a box. ’’Say,” he began, “what did you drug me Into this business for any how ? Un't It the woman's end of It to mn.i ace her own children?” “Hu!" said Robert’s mother, heartlessly. “T’raiU cat! You’re afurid oi 1 im!" “Mo are you,” retorted her husband. ”1 know it,” she admitted blumli" “That's why I sent for you. How 1 ish I hud never heard thni lecture on the cruelty of whipping children’ But we’ve simply got to do somethin,*” Hand In hand and pale they m.irchtd hack to the scene of battle. “Rui> ••rt,” they began in Greek chonis, rod paused thunderstruck. Robert was n-acefully cutting out paper doll, and lie bottle reposed, shakily, near il e edge, but absolutely on the die. t r. ”1 got froo with it,” Roherl told h.s hapless parent. “And I pulled it back. Wasn’t 1 good?" "Well, he did put It baeit.” tiua' ercrl his mother in the haven of th. outer .u to his father. “Uh, huh,” agreed that gentleman gloomily, looking at his watch, “win n he cot good and ready—two Inars end a quarter after he picked if 'ip! Geo — cut we have wonderful con .i.1 oser o;ir child!" “•'onietlmes," said Rot>en’< mother, thoughtfully, “I thlik I’ll take a day off uod forget that lec-tuia "

WM. J. BRYAN SAYS FILIPINO WON THE HONORS

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Service. VVTlI'am J. Bryan paid th<i followim; i «*iiiarl;H l»le trlbut#* to .font* P. Alflpnolo. tlie youn< Filipino who i« hi charR'* of liio Philippine irulcpondt'iice P\Jbiiciiy campaign in the United States.A

Mr*. Waffle*—Whr won’f rnn stand up a minutos atid \M drape my skirt on you? Mr. Waffle*—Look bar?, my daar. T always said you'd raver make a model huftband of m«. CONSISTENT.

"Ttist womaii with the Iml'stlon dlamoodt la tlia wlfa of a bill puai-

By WILLIAM J. ERYAN. The greatest personal victory yet won in tills Democratic convention was j scored hy a young l itipiuo by the name ef Jose P. Melcncio. lie has charge of tiie Pliillpplne Publicity Bureau at Washington. lie is only twenty-six years old and received Ids education In the public schools of the Philippines—under I American teachers, as he proudly j boasted—and at Georgetown, D. C. He is a remarkably promising young i man. Speaking with grace, using the best language ami without a trace of emI barrassioent, lie presented the claim of the Filipinos to Independence. The 1 audience was astonished at the j strength of bis argument, the skill with which he marshaled hts facts and I the high tone of his speech. He captij vated everyone nnd committeemen and j visitors paid him the compliment of j rising and cheering when he concluded | Ids plea. 1 When one of the committee asked him some questions be returned to tbs platform and answered them with as much logic and precision as if lie had laUen weeks to prepare Ids answer. It was a remarkable triumph. As one who began twenty-two years ago to fight for the promise of Independence I was proud of tlris illustration of what the Filipino is capable.

i PUBLIC CAUSES BEETjXvIS. Hot an Act of Kindness to Give to Ondinary Run of Beggars. ALTOONA, Pa—“The public is to • blumt: for the large number of beggars on the streets and at the back doors.” savs Miss Mary G. Davis, pro. hation officer of Fllair county, in her annual report to the court. “If the beggars did not moot with , success at the homes ami on lho 1 s*reels, begging would soon reuse," j Ihe report continues. “In most cases it is not an act of kindness lo give to a beggar It is bad for the beggar and bad for tho community. There are charities enough to care for all

those i n need.”

Miss Davis calls attention to the fact, that the number of to es brought before juvenile court from Altoona is growing fewer, while In the small towns and townships they are becoming more numerous.

•SOBBED'’ HAIR

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ARTERIOSCLEROSIS.

After the laborious examination of the arteries of a number of mummies the man w ho did the work says “the old Egyptians suffered as much as w« do now from arterial lesions identical with those found al the present time. When we consider that few of the arteries examined were quite healthy

it would appear that such lesions were j replace

quite as frequent ofiiM) years ago as | shorn a few mouth they are to-day. [ “bobbins” craze was Wh> they should be frequent to-day This has created an cbn • , , t medical science has not discovered. | for IihD of all colors, p

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held on ancient Egyptians. Meat-eating : eration.

cannot he the cause, as some have | There is some Iron a tv, s t , alleged for the Egyptians were near-j that many London wore-,, ,' 1 vegetarians. It cannoi be tobaeco. for j ji VR or s | x tihillingi a -ro • 1 ' ptian had none The lesions j ago to have their Ualr , 1 ./ have been ascribed lo mnacular ex i»ft the tresses with he t,., ercise Rut some of the niuo’inies ex- no t knowing the;, nug!i> h^ve

’ O, gee! Jimmy, Just look a! th» Professor goin’ to take bis place on the parachute. Ain't, he grand? See how < a'm and proud he looks around. Just look how careless he w aves his hand Wouldn't you like lo he him?” Jimmy—Oh. wouldn't I! An' just think, ma wants me to be one of them nutty college professors when 1 gel big

SYMPATHY.

"That nnfl-r.ipo-suicide advocate W health r looking. Isn't he?" "Yes, he's a fresh heir fiend.”

LUBRICANT NEEDED.

SOME FACTS ABOUT THE PHILIPPINES

The University of Snnfo OBomas years older than Harvard.

The Filipino people notnber 1 •HO, of which 0,49.V-’72 are Chrisiian* 1 and only 0 per cent uon-CTiristians.

They have been Christians for 300 years and have a culture nnd reflnej ment that will compare verj favorably with Uiat of other nations.

There are only C.ftSJ Japanese In the Philippines. There are about 100,000 Japanese In California alone, or 13 times as many ns in the entire Philippine archipelago.

What Is that noisr'• Jamie—Oh, that Is sister cultivat-

ing her v jiee

t ncln F.rra ' , ''>!il her to oil the wheels of the cultivator, It makes a

horrible noise.

. . . MERITORIOUS NOSTRUM

English Is taught exclusively In the Philippine public schools. Two million natives now speak English flnetilly, and there are 700,000 English speaking children :n Ihe public schools I li Is destined to be the national language.

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PROFESSIONAL.

"Ob, I pagta.”

Seventy per cent of the Inhabitants ■ >f the Philippines over ten years of I age, according to a census Just com- ; ploied, nro literate. This Is a higher ! percentage of literary limn that of any South American country, higher than that of Spain and higher than thnt of any of the new republics of Europe w Imse Independence Is being gaa.anteed by the Allies. The Filipino people are unanimous In their desire for Independence. Whenever they are called upon to de j posit their ballots they have always ratified this aspiration. At every seslon before adjournment their representatives in the legislature reiterate their faith in tb« principles of liberty and tiie Independence of lh« Filipino people.

The Filipinos declare they have no grudge or grievance against fins American people Their appeal Is accompanied by a message of friendship and gratitude for all that America has done for them They point out that Uncle Sam gave Independence to t’uba, and they hop® that they, too, will receive that boon without which, they declare, no civilized and patriotic people can enloy the maximum of happiness and self-respect. — da > A special delegation of Filipinos, officially representing the Filipino peo pie, attended the Republican and Democratic National conventions, seeking an Indorsement of the Filipino desire for independence in th» two platforms Their arguments, tndefly mated, were as follows: First.—That the American Declaration of Independence declares that governments derive their Jnsi (towers from the consent of the governed; Second.—That the American C’ongress, In the Jones law, solemnly promised ihe Filipinos Independence upon the establishment of a stable government, and that their claim that the said stable government ia now In ei Islence In the Islands has been nfilcially confirmed by America's own repre sentatlves there; and Third.—That America went before the world In (lie recent war as the avowed champion of “self determination,” American soldiers having been laid It was one of the thing* they were fighting and dying for.

I’A.ST THE UMIT.

Some Peculiar Names of Wjm.trt. Flower name* have always been in favor, but %' preterit tl » names of precious a'ones run ihem a good second. Lord Edward fhurchiH's daughters are Ruby and Beryl: there :« Miss Peart Finch, daughter of .Ylr. George Finch, of Hurley-on the IFll; Mi-.s Frances Wi!se!ey, only enild and heiress of Lord Wolsoley, has also the name of Garnet; and the new Lady Harriinge. whose husband has recently hern appointed Ambassador at St. T’otersburg. owns a heaurtfiil bacy oaltod Diamond.—From M. A. t*.

Fresh Water Beside the Ocean. Along the coast of the Uland of F.ib’i. in tho Philippines, most of t ie fresh water wells nnd springs are ittw* >d with n a ' v feet of II!*' ocean, but, sfrarg to ,vr, the *alty last" ot

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Office Roy—I'm very g'a.l to say th" editor ain't In Poet—Glad, did you r.aV’ Ofllco Boy Yes; I U ■ ’ -r like • our f a e ami f wouldn’t liko to • It S|W>llt.

The Bambao Water Vesielj. tho sea cannot Ii- detected. The women of f-bit take the water to iheir homes in long bamboo vo .-' li. an I in this picture are shown sown* Vi.a^aj women getting ili 'ir day's giipp:y. Wonderful Imitation in Animals. Some animals have womleriul | wers of imitation. Dogs brought up in the compatjy hi cdt. 3 have bc-n ktio vn to acquire tho trick of lick :r: U.a fiaws and thou washing the face When a cat has been laur.'il to sit up for her Tool her k'tfens hie been known to Itni.a'e her action. Darwin tells of a cat that was in the habit of putting her paw jn’o the mouth o a narrow milk pitcher every Um® h" got the chance and then licking lha cream off her pav.. Her kitten soon learned the same trie'. A lady tells of a rabbit that she ke*pg In a cage with a monkey, arid says that Itunnie had raugkt many >f the monkey's ways.—Detroit NawsTvib'ine

aniin-d wer*- tho-"* of priests, no! given to hard work, and yet their arteries

were in bad shape THE HU'tAN HEART.

Hish among the marvels, revealed more fully as science goes forward, rank* that machine which is called the human heart Imagination and admiration greet its mysterious efficiency Consider what i-s called "the refractory phase" what a startling self-protect-ing habit of the heart it is. The organ spends its life in a series of regular contractions and expansions, with separating pauses. If a stimulus, however powerful, is applied to the heart when it has already contracted, it refuses to respond. It Is resting, and it must relax its appointed time Were it not for this "refractory phase.” al most any strong stimulus, cotniuc at I

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Don’t forget J- W Shannon’ Bit.Salt* of Cholera Immured p 0 | aao China Hops—October 11 t mi | e; west of Roachdale near Raccoon

ECZEMA

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my farm -1 miles west of Roachdale

J. \V Shannon.

LADIES

ohen irregular or d. tyed u-e Triumph Pills. Safe tf ray- dedependable. Not sold • -g stores. Do not experiment witp o: hers. -;m dissappointment. Wri: for “relief

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Khak'-speare. in a few big phtascs. has perhaps outdone oilier poets in praise of “the innocent sleep 1 ' * * balm of hurt minds.” If we were Shakespeare we should spend a few strokes of gen- j ins in dramatizing the heart. Another nf its qualities is shown in "the law .*f all or non* 1 " When Ihe heart does n IBact, it contracts with all its might, regardless of the degree of stimulus applied. If a pin is stuck an ineli into your nose, you jump further liiau if it prick-i ihe skin; a can

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le . you more than a pop gun Not so j National Medical Inst tho heart II responds to the slightrst j |^ c( , ^"is A v 'y

electric spark as completely as to a ’ powerful cunent. When science, in the nineteenth century, was establish- j ins its domination ot the world, some [cared Ihe end of mystery, poetry, awe, and wonder; hut-are not those iuali-; *ies being fed with vaster material than ever encouraged them beCoro.—

Collier’s.

A PASTURE MYSTEHY. | Cjwa Drunk on Moonsine Wh skry, Made in Gecludsd Corner of Field. , DI'V.IIAM. N. C—John King, a fartn-'r living tv'ur this city, last night found two of his cows lying on tiie ground of their pasture in a stupor,, apparently Buffering from some] strange malady. A veterinarian was I called and after lengthy examination j pronounced both animals as merely “beastly" drunk. \ search for the cause led to the discovery of a big "moonshine” still in a secluded corner of the pasture The cows hud eaten a quantity of the mash made by tiie illicit whisky manutacturefs.

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“So the girl told your fortnne?” “Well pretli near. She s-’H 'twenty fire rents, pleaae' and I h* i only thirty.

"DM you ever sea any ona »-> JooialyT” No; why, h»'s homely that aiitnn obila gottgles .,r« actually becoming to him ” ’ AV RXPi AVATfON.

Franklin D. Roosevelt Democratic Candidate For Vice-President Will Speak in Greencastle Wednesday Oct, 13 12 O’clock-—Noon

AT NIGHT Miss Chari Williams ^m COran, " ,Pe Wo,ran from Tennessee end the Hon. EVAN WOOLEN of Indionapolis, wUI address fhe people of Ihrtnan. County m the Court Room of th., Court House. The ladies are especially invited to attend this meeting.

“In it r«*a1tT her !»st appearance?** “So they ssv; but you know apV*aran“ii ars d«c«HfuL"